1-800

From Speakeasy

Don't hate the Pokemon; hate the Poke-battle.

Mysterious poster who is a follower of Brandon Orr. Known as the archnemesis of emperor_palpatine, 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels while snorting a lot of cocaine. That's what he tells his parents anyway. In reality, 1-800 pursues the only gainful employment a 5'9" 150 pound white boy can hope to have, as the "kept" man of a prominent South Beach architect. His hobbies include rollerblading, windsurfing, and fusion cuisine.