Mazdak and Donkey

From Speakeasy

== Official Party Line

a great hero and adherent to Julian Leeism who was betrayed by the jews of the Speakeasy and has since concentrated on making the Phora a great place. eight eight.

== Alternative History

As a teenager Mazdak lost his virginity in a most traumatic way that turned him against pussy forever. Now as the leader of the online homosexual Stalinist movement he has found an outlet to get the word out about the evils of the clitoris and the greatness of Kim Sung Il. He is of Hispanic extraction, but claims to be a freckled Irish boy. After frequently posting for a time in late 2005, he abandoned the Speakeasy and fled to the Phora where misogyny and 'edited' were considered the norm.

Not too long ago Mazdak returned to the Speakeasy. He brought with him photographs which he used to blackmail Niccolo into giving up his donkey. After a handful of posts, Mazdak learned that his Homosexual Stalinism wasn't going to take root at Speakeasy. He abandoned the donkey to starve and returned to the teenage '---- ---' known as the Phora.