Niccolo and Donkey

From Speakeasy

Born Darko Peric, the owner and administrator of Speakeasy. Although Peric claims to live in downtown Toronto, Ontario, he actually lives in nearby Hamilton. He is of Balkan-Roma descent. There are plans to create a fan website with "Darko Peric" in the domain name, which will include a collection of all of Peric's self-described "laser-like" Internet insights.

For Niccolo's views on national governance, please see The Glorious Turkmenbashi

Speakeasy was temporarily down for a month after Peric was supposedly shot to death by NATO soldiers on a trip back to Croatia. However, Peric was again observed operating Speakeasy within 30 days of this rumored incident.

The man is also a well known jeans and cigarette smuggler to Croatian and Canadian authorities. Niccolo doesn't like Slovenians either, every time he tries to cross the border they call him cigan (i.e. gypsy).