Most wanted terrorists

AlfredaHendricks — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:55:01 GMT

AlfredaHendricks:

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* '''Abdullah Ali Falafelovic''' AKA [[Niccolo and Donkey]]. Wanted for war crimes; supplying hair gel and exfoliating body scrub to members of Al-Qaida.
* '''[[Mazdak and Donkey|Sheikh Saed Mazdakullah]]'''. Wanted for lewd conduct in a men's public restroom; sexual assault of an underage male muppet, Kermit F.
* '''[[Johnny Turk|Yahya "Johnny" Turk]]'''. Wanted for robbing an Istanbul döner kebap stand with a BB gun while disguised in a burqa. One of my friends recommended me to order [http://www.essaysprofessors.com custom writing] on EssaysProfessors.Com. To tell you the truth, I have never regretted my decision. The writers are real professionals and know how to write impressive work full of knowledgeable information.
* '''[[Big Vinny|Ahmed "Johnson" Al Czechia]]'''. Wanted for importing platypoda without a permit for unknown, but possibly nefarious purposes.
* '''[[Sarah|Zahra "Sarah" bint Omar Al Zeeb]]'''. Wanted for supplying banners and other graphics to members of Al-Qaida.
* '''[[Jaybird|Jafar Mahmud Jaybirdinejad]]'''. Wanted for using mirrors on his sandals to peek under women's burqas.

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Most wanted terrorists