Speakeasy - User contributions [en]

Vinnie Cee

2007-02-14T03:58:06Z

Mojo philter:

An angry, angry man. Left his heart at Wounded Knee. Developed an extreme hatred of white people after Todd Brendan Fahey left him to explore the world of [[Silky smooth thai ladyboys]]. AKA Vincente Cee, Vinny C, Ell Effer, Ell Effer2. Fools no one with his drunken sock-puppet posts on Liberty Forum and/or Speakeasy. A crazy Injun who is comedy old.

Sentenza

2007-02-14T03:52:27Z

Mojo philter:

Fredo was weak!

Scipio Africanus

2007-02-14T03:51:57Z

Mojo philter:

M.I.A.

SweetLeftFoot

2007-02-14T03:51:25Z

Mojo philter:

Failed homosexual and Australian journalist that is often the target of abuse from Steamship Time and Jackson. Holds pathetically naive leftwing political views. Never lets historical facts get in the way of his leftist views.

Mojo philter

2007-02-14T03:47:14Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter - billy_boatrocker is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. Reportedly a forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the lyrics to 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. Asking An Innocent Question About J00s. A puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are an hysterically protected species much like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Later armed with this new knowledge and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he shyly lurked at Liberty Forum for several months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tight and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all.... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo impetuously changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsical passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno." After 2000+ posts and imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom a tired billy sensed Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale pizza and cosmic lizard theories, and/or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Special thanks to: Dave Marsh and Micky 'Mick the Quick' Rivers for quotes and also to Vincent 'Bo' Jackson.

Mojo philter

2007-02-14T03:46:15Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter - billy_boatrocker is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. Reportedly a forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the lyrics to 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. Asking An Innocent Question About J00s. A puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are an hysterically protected species much like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Later armed with this new knowledge and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he shyly lurked at Liberty Forum for several months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tight and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all.... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo impetuously changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno." After 2000+ posts and imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom a tired billy sensed Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale pizza and cosmic lizard theories, and/or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Special thanks to: Dave Marsh and Micky 'Mick the Quick' Rivers for quotes and also to Vincent 'Bo' Jackson.

The Retard

2007-02-07T20:24:54Z

Mojo philter:

The name says it all. He is best known for giving out negative rep and signing other peoples names to it. The Retard is also highly superstitious. Reputedly a former member of 1970's rock group Black Oak Arkansas. Has a fondness for creepy C.S.I. type autopsy stuff and is probably on his local Sheriff's Dept. watch list.

Johnson's hero.

The Retard

2007-02-07T20:24:39Z

Mojo philter:

The name says it all. He is best known for giving out negative rep and signing other peoples names to it. The Retard is also highly superstitious. Reputedly a former member of 1970's rock group Black Oak Arkansas. Has a fondness for creepy C.S.I.type autopsy stuff and is probably on his local Sheriff's Dept. watch list.

Johnson's hero.

Zed

2007-02-07T20:19:52Z

Mojo philter:

Not to be confused with the guy Bruce Willis killed in Pulp Fiction. Zed is scared of earthquakes and that the Earth's poles are going to flip.

Zed

2007-02-07T20:19:34Z

Mojo philter:

Not to be confused with the guy Bruce Willis killed in Pulp Fiction. Scared of earthquakes and that the Earth's poles are going to flip.

Aulë

2007-02-07T20:16:43Z

Mojo philter:

Almost terminaly laid-back incredibly polite and non-threatening, Aule can be found hanging around on the [http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=34 What are you listening to?] thread.

Aulë

2007-02-07T20:16:23Z

Mojo philter:

Almost terimnaly laid-back incredibly polite and non-threatening, Aule can be found hanging around on the [http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=34 What are you listening to?] thread.

Ray Kroc

2007-02-07T20:13:14Z

Mojo philter:

Founder of McDonalds, self-made-man and mortal enemy of [[Colonel Sanders]] Complains about the natives in South Africa messing up his business. A true capitalist of the old school.

SweetLeftFoot

2007-02-07T20:08:42Z

Mojo philter:

Australian journalist that is often the target of abuse from Steamship Time and Jackson. Holds pathetically naive leftwing political views. A.K.A. JJ Blowjob

Billy boatrocker

2007-02-07T20:07:05Z

Mojo philter:

See mojo_philter, same guy.

Billy boatrocker

2007-02-07T20:06:17Z

Mojo philter:

See mojo-philter, same guy.

1-C

2007-02-07T20:05:35Z

Mojo philter:

* [[1-800]]
* [[88mmFlaK]]
* [[AGAviator]]
* [[Ahmed and Camel]]
* [[Anarch]]
* [[Anima Eternae]]
* [[annalex]]
* [[anunnaki]]
* [[Aulë]]
* [[aura]]
* [[Awar]]
* [[billy_boatrocker]]
* [[Big Vinny]]
* [[Bigglesloth]]
* [[Blockhead]]
* [[bobina]]
* [[bociek]]
* [[Camel]]
* [[Cinco de SR MJS]]
* [[Colonel Sanders]]
* [[Constantine]]
* [[Crackpot]]
* [[cryptoracist]]

Excorcism

2007-02-07T20:04:22Z

Mojo philter:

The town drunk of Speakeasy and says one-liners because he doesn't care enough not to. Reportedly banged Linda Blair back when she was hot.

Mojo philter

2007-02-07T20:02:06Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter - billy_boatrocker is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. Reportedly a forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the lyrics to 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. Asking An Innocent Question About J00s. A puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are an hysterically protected species much like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Later, armed with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for several months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tight and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all.... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo impetuously changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno." After 2000+ posts and imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom a tired billy sensed Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale pizza and cosmic lizard theories, and/or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Special thanks to: Dave Marsh and Micky 'Mick the Quick' Rivers for quotes and also to Vincent 'Bo' Jackson.

Mojo philter

2007-02-07T19:58:34Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter - billy_boatrocker is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. Reportedly a forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the lyrics to 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. Asking An Innocent Question About J00s. A puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are an hysterically protected species much like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Later, armed with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for several months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tight and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all.... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo impetuously changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno." After 2000+ posts and imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom a tired billy sensed Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale pizza and cosmic lizard theories, and/or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Vinnie Cee

2006-12-30T00:52:02Z

Mojo philter:

An angry, angry man. Left his heart at Wounded Knee. Developed an extreme hatred of white people after Todd Brendan Fahey left him to explore the world of [[Silky smooth thai ladyboys]]. AKA Vincente Cee, Vinny C, Ell Effer, Ell Effer2. Fools no one with his sock-puppet drunken posts on Liberty Forum and/or Speakeasy. A crazy Injun. Comedy gold.

King Tiger

2006-12-30T00:50:11Z

Mojo philter:

See [[Watermelon Hat]] A.K.A. greatest avatar in the history of the Internet.

Mojo philter

2006-12-30T00:45:58Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. Reportedly a forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
Several years ago within 24 hours a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. asking an innocent question about j00s. A puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why such people are an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo impetuously changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno." Imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts a tired billy sensed Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Hermanric and Horse

2006-12-25T04:02:03Z

Mojo philter:

Third entry in the 'and animal' handle thing, behind Niccolo and Donkey, Ahmed and Camel.

Vinnie Cee

2006-12-25T03:54:45Z

Mojo philter:

An angry, angry man. Left his heart at Wounded Knee. Developed an extreme hatred of white people after Todd Brendan Fahey left him to explore the world of [[Silky smooth thai ladyboys]]. A.K.A. Vincente Cee, Vinny C, Ell Effer, Ell Effer2. Fools no one with his sock-puppet drunken posts on Liberty Forum and/or Speakeasy. A crazy Injun. Comedy gold.

Mojo philter

2006-12-25T03:49:32Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. Reportedly a forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. asking an innocent question about j00s. A puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why such people are an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo impetuously changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno." Imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts a tired billy felt Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T22:52:20Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. asking an innocent question about j00s. Rising in the Light a puzzled mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why such people are an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno."
Imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts a tired billy felt Liberty Forum had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Zed

2006-12-24T22:47:14Z

Mojo philter:

Not to be confused with the guy Bruce Willis killed in Pulp Fiction.

Wacsog10

2006-12-24T22:44:58Z

Mojo philter:

AKA Wackswog10, this poster is a known troll. Currently polishing his 16" naval cannon he bought at a garage sale.

The Ugly American

2006-12-24T22:42:06Z

Mojo philter:

Actually not ugly at all.

The Retard

2006-12-24T22:40:42Z

Mojo philter:

Tamaranyc

2006-12-24T22:38:35Z

Mojo philter:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d41/rottinpromonyc/th_89557009_283824602_0.jpg

A new poster on Speakeasy, Tamaranyc showed up when [[Sarah]] posted a link to her online journal in a [http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=14584 thread] posted by [[Niccolo and Donkey]] about [[uber-thin holocaust victim fashion models]]. All of this drama kicked off a little debate on models and the actual nature of anorexia.

It is admirable that she wants to kick some sense into stupid [[wannarexic]] girls, using her own disturbing self-imagery to show the difference between having an actual body dysmorphic disorder and [[wannarexic|wannarexics]] who make a conscious decision to be skinny. Surprisingly is a real person and really looks like that.

SweetLeftFoot

2006-12-24T22:37:25Z

Mojo philter:

Australian journalist that is often the target of abuse from Steamship Time and Jackson. Holds pathetically naive leftwing political views.

OWK

2006-12-24T22:35:06Z

Mojo philter:

Mostly pollutes Liberty Forum with his vapid nonsense. Constantly gets own3d and slapped like the little bitch he is.

Molson

2006-12-24T22:30:12Z

Mojo philter:

Molson has a cabin in Northern Ontario from which he masterminds the various [[Liberty Forum]] drinking threads. In his spare time he also likes to drink and work the barbeque. When he shows up on Speakeasy it's mostly to post Youtube links to classic SCTV sketches. Ironically Molson doesn't actually drink Molson beer he's a Labatt's man.

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T22:24:12Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo Philter is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
Several years ago a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, i.e. asking an innocent question about j00s. Rising in the Light a puzzled Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why such people are an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested this handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, "Uh, I dunno."
Imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom after 2000+ posts a tired billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

JoeP

2006-12-24T22:07:48Z

Mojo philter:

Brother of Niccolo and Donkey, a computer science major in his 3rd year at university. Very tall. Spends all his time plotting revenge for his brothers death at the hands of a NATO soldier.

Hermanric and Horse

2006-12-24T22:04:45Z

Mojo philter:

Third entry in the 'and' handle thing, behind Niccolo and Donkey, Ahmed and Camel.

Emperor palpatine

2006-12-24T21:59:26Z

Mojo philter:

Also known as '''weikel''' or '''kikel''', Emperor palpatine is known for his praise of the Chinese, as well as his dislike of all things Islamic and Catholic. Proponent of the [[Evil wizards]] theory of global politics. He is a frequent target of abuse from both [[1-800]] and [[Reichsjager]]. A slight and bookish lad, he has an encyclopedic knowledge of photographic equipment and Ming era Chinese jade dildo's.

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T21:55:52Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about j00s. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, " Uh, I dunno."
Imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts a tired billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T05:20:07Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about j00s. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a much more accurate description of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked, mojo/billy said, " Uh, I dunno."
Imbibing deeply of the intoxicatingly Pirean LF wisdom, a tired billy after 2000+ posts felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T05:12:52Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about j00s. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a more accurate representation of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked mojo/billy said, "I dunno."
Imbibing deep of the LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts as BBR, a tired billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T02:54:01Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a more accurate representation of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked mojo/billy said, "I dunno."
Imbibing deep of the LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts as BBR, a tired billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza theories, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T02:52:08Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave teh forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a more accurate representation of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked mojo/billy said, "I dunno."
Imbibing deep of the LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts as BBR, billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Watermelon Hat

2006-12-24T02:49:27Z

Mojo philter:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/tricknologist/watermelonhead.jpg AKA the single greatest avatar ever.

Bongo Storm

2006-12-24T02:48:02Z

Mojo philter:

Bongo storm is an [[il ragno|''il ragnoism'']] describing any time a place normally inhabited mainly by whites becomes inundated with unusually large numbers of [[niggaz|black people]], particularly of the rowdy, criminal type. This term was first used on Speakeasy in this classic Hurricane Katrina-era thread: [http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=1246 Baton Rouge Becoming Baghdad II]. Can be modified as to severity of the Bongo Storm by use of the Bongo number system, i.e. 'Catagory 5' Bongo storm.

Bongo Storm

2006-12-24T02:47:31Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T02:41:03Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave the forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a more accurate representation of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked mojo/billy said, "I dunno."
Imbibing deep of the LF wisdom, after 2000+ posts as BBR, billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, being a simple lad and justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Mojo philter

2006-12-24T02:27:52Z

Mojo philter:

Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the heart of the 'Silicon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his most recent contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo frequently sings out loud in public the words
'dick in a box!' from the hilarious Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a fresh-faced young mojo was unceremoniously kicked off the very first Internet Forum he joined within 24 hours for the always heinous crime of A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious head of hair, farted, and reflected on why certain people are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat, (Neotoma floridana smalli).
Much later, armed only with a bag of Doritos and a 2 liter Diet Coke mojo gave the forum thing another try. Initially intimidated by the (at that time) high-toned discussion, he lurked at Liberty Forum for months before he finally hitched up his drawers, cinched his Jethro Bodeen rope belt tighter and signed on as Bad Mojo. Hilarity ensued and good times were had by all... but, in mid 2004 unable to login during one of the legendary LF server meltdowns, mojo changed his handle to billy_boatrocker. Commentators have suggested that handle is a more accurate representation of his whimsically strange passive-agressive personality, but when asked mojo/billy said, "I dunno."
Imbibing deep of the LF wisdom yet tiring after 2000+ posts as BBR, billy felt LF had devolved into either, a. an endless marathon of stale cosmic pizza, or b. lewd and pulsating banality in it's highest and lowest forms at the same time. So, justifiably confused, he bowed out like a true pro.
When asked by an adoring media at his retirement press conference why he was hanging up his spikes while still at the top of his game, a tearful mojo/billy said." I don't worry about the things I can control, because I can control them, and I don't worry about the things I can't control because I can't control them."

Vinnie Cee

2006-12-24T02:12:00Z

Mojo philter:

An angry, angry man. Left his heart at Wounded Knee. Developed an extreme hatred of white people after Todd Brendan Fahey left him to explore the world of [[Silky smooth thai ladyboys]]. A.K.A. Vincente Cee, Vinny C, Ell Effer, Ell Effer2. Comedy gold. Fools no one with his drunken posts on Liberty Forum and Speakeasy. A crazy Injun.

Geist

2006-12-24T02:10:12Z

Mojo philter:

Better than anal sex with a Shetland pony.