Most wanted terrorists

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Abdullah Ali Falafelovic AKA Niccolo and Donkey. Wanted for war crimes; supplying hair gel and exfoliating body scrub to members of Al-Qaida.
Sheikh Saed Mazdakullah. Wanted for lewd conduct in a men's public restroom; sexual assault of an underage male muppet, Kermit F.
Yahya "Johnny" Turk. Wanted for robbing an Istanbul döner kebap stand with a BB gun while disguised in a burqa.
Ahmed "Johnson" Al Czechia. Wanted for importing platypoda without a permit for unknown, but possibly nefarious purposes.
Zahra "Sarah" bint Omar Al Zeeb. Wanted for supplying banners and other graphics to members of Al-Qaida.
Jafar Mahmud Jaybirdinejad. Wanted for using mirrors on his sandals to peek under women's burqas.