Sarah
From Speakeasy
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Sarah (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about Aryan activists.
Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy."
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Role on Speakeasy
Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called Sarahstan, which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the BIGGLES Babes Thread. Sarah also is main contributor to the Hungary part of the International section, simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.
Statistics
- Her diet consists mainly of Hot Pockets, Canada Dry and Honey Comb cereal.
- She's known to call herself a fehér cigány or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
- If she won the lottery, she'd like to buy land somewhere nice, build a yurt village and raise goats and llamas on a farm.
- Her name means Princess of God Wolf.
- She is an avid skee ball player.
- Her dreams are usually bilingual.
- Her first celebrity crush was Ted Bundy.
- She believes even Jesus thinks she is an asshole.
- "She's right" - Jesus
- Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
Quotes
- "Who's that man in the black sedan with two cheap hookers and a Mexican?" Its actually not a man. Its Sarah, in her Janet Reno costume.
- "Maybe monkeys didn't give people the AIDS. Maybe people gave monkeys the AIDS." Interesting point.
