Sarah
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| - | '''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about Aryan activists. | + | '''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement. |
| - | Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and distantly part of the [[teh joos|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of. | + | Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and distantly part of the [[teh joos|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood. |
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| - | * Her diet consists | + | * Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products. |
* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing. | * She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing. | ||
| - | * | + | * Her estate contains the following: 3 airfields, 5 solariums full of exotic plant species, a garage carpeted in priceless Persian rugs which holds 37 Rolls Royce automobiles, a state of the art observatory, a home with 277 bedrooms, a mosque, a Wal-Mart, a fully operational indoor waterpark, 53 bathrooms with silk toilet paper and all the plumbing fixtures (including the toilet bowls) are made out of solid gold. |
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* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player. | * She is an avid [[skee ball]] player. | ||
* Her dreams are usually bilingual. | * Her dreams are usually bilingual. | ||
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| - | ''Haribo Goldbären'', the original gummi bears, except no others | + | ''Haribo Goldbären'', the original gummi bears, except no others! |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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Sarah (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement.
Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and distantly part of the Satanic seedline, something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood.
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Role on Speakeasy
Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called Sarahstan, which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the BIGGLES Babes Thread. Sarah also is main contributor to the Hungary part of the International section, simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.
Statistics
- Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products.
- She's known to call herself a fehér cigány or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
- Her estate contains the following: 3 airfields, 5 solariums full of exotic plant species, a garage carpeted in priceless Persian rugs which holds 37 Rolls Royce automobiles, a state of the art observatory, a home with 277 bedrooms, a mosque, a Wal-Mart, a fully operational indoor waterpark, 53 bathrooms with silk toilet paper and all the plumbing fixtures (including the toilet bowls) are made out of solid gold.
- She is an avid skee ball player.
- Her dreams are usually bilingual.
- Her first celebrity crush was Ted Bundy.
- She believes even Jesus thinks she is an asshole.
- "She's right" - Jesus
- Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
- Martin Lindstedt called her a Taliban skank.
- She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan.
Sarah's favorite candies
Kolumbo, a Croatian chocolate made with hazelnuts and honey
Haribo Goldbären, the original gummi bears, except no others!
Quotes
- "It doesn't interest me to take this forum in that direction anymore than I would want to join the World Church of the Creator or get a tattoo of a lynched negro on my boob."
- "I'd rather be in a mosque with Turks than be at a praise YHWH redneck barbeque."
- "He's about as sultry as a home enema kit." - Sarah on Philip Kirkorov
From others
