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| - | Jacksoninthevalley is the great-great-grandnephew of [Mahalia Jackson]. He lives in a valley in West Virginia, because he has never been able to successfully live his ancestry down. | + | Jacksoninthevalley is the great-great-grandnephew of [[Mahalia Jackson]]. He lives in a remote valley in West Virginia, because he has never been able to successfully live his ancestry down. |
| + | Jackson has always wanted to be an, old, wise man. At the age of six, he began smoking a pipe. At the age of fifteen, he joined armed forces, and served with distinction as a desk clerk for General [[John Singlaub.]] Here, he met Todd Brendan Fahey, and the two young men discovered their love of trangendered Asian hookers together. Unlike Fahey, Jackson has shamelessly declared his undying love for his former Asian shemale lovers, frequently posting their pictures on the [[Speakeasy]]. | ||
| + | Jackson is currently married to a woman of Mongol-German extraction. Rumor has it that she two is a lady-boy, but Jackon's Masonic Lodge connections are extensive enough to cover this up. | ||
Revision as of 19:51, 19 November 2006
Jacksoninthevalley is the great-great-grandnephew of Mahalia Jackson. He lives in a remote valley in West Virginia, because he has never been able to successfully live his ancestry down. Jackson has always wanted to be an, old, wise man. At the age of six, he began smoking a pipe. At the age of fifteen, he joined armed forces, and served with distinction as a desk clerk for General John Singlaub. Here, he met Todd Brendan Fahey, and the two young men discovered their love of trangendered Asian hookers together. Unlike Fahey, Jackson has shamelessly declared his undying love for his former Asian shemale lovers, frequently posting their pictures on the Speakeasy. Jackson is currently married to a woman of Mongol-German extraction. Rumor has it that she two is a lady-boy, but Jackon's Masonic Lodge connections are extensive enough to cover this up.
