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'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about Aryan activists.
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'''Sarah''' (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement. She fights both racism and antiracism with an idea called "aracism."
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Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy".
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==Sarah Facts==
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==Early life==
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Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and part of the [[teh joos|Satanic seedline]], something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood. She will never be racially acceptable for 94.2% of [[Stormfront]] due to her [[Central Asian]] and [[teh joos|Jew]] blood, even though she looks whiter and more eugenic than most of the people on there.
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Sarah was born in the early 1980s. She grew up as middle class white trash in Suburban Detroit. During her childhood her family alternated between comfort and near poverty. She has an older sister and a younger brother. Sarah is descended from Flemish nobles, Polish peasants - all of them die-hard [[Catholicism|Catholics]] - on her father's side and a grab bag of Limeys, [[Hungarians|Central Europeans]], West Siberians and [[teh joos|cryptojews]] on her mother's side. Sarah would argue a lot with her father, who would start arguments after drinking too much. She recently began appreciating these often tearful tirades for what they taught her about debate tactics. She credits her father's staunchly right-wing politics and drunken/insane mumblings thereof with fueling her interest in the left-wing. Unbaptised to this very day, her parents did not raise her in any religion. Christmas and Easter were celebrated secularly in her family's household. Any mention of religious iconography at gatherings of her extended [[Catholicism|Catholic]] family elicited stiffled giggles or eye rolling from her and her atheist mother. When asked by religious nuts if she loved [[Jesus]], Sarah would say "I can't say, as I've never met him."
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Sarah is an avid collector of ephemera. She has a particular interest in pinups, postcards, blotters, stamps and lithography. She loves Pewabic pottery and believes the only way to drink a premium beverage properly is out of an artisan crafted stoneware vessel. She also has a whole lot of books, mostly on useless knowledge type subjects which fascinate her such as history, archeology, anthropology, costume design, alchemy and black magic. She's not into Satanism or anything like that, though. In fact, she fancies herself some sort of Muslim, though others would disagree. She likes the idea of God being an unknowable, unviewable entity.
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==Education and political metamorphosis==
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Sarah is an advocate of the healing wonders of masturbation, a topic near and dear to her um,...heart, for some reason.
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Sarah's interest in the wider world actually began at age 14 when she decided to join the [[Commies|Young Communist League]]. She didn't find what she was looking for with that particular group of infantile reactionaries. For a long time she flirted with Nationalism and [[Nazi|Nazism]], though mainly as an outlet to shock society and challenge politically correct morality, which she regards as "[[The Retard|retarded]]." Through this she became entangled in many online debates regarding the [[teh joos|Holocaust]], a taboo topic she says is rife with an uncomfortable amount of mythos and bizarre religiosity. Not an outright [[teh joos|Holocaust]] denier, Sarah's stance on the matter is that it should be openly discussed from all sides and thoroughly researched before any sort of conclusions are made.
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Sarah claims to have seen [[Malcolm McDowell]] walking around a swanky suburb of Metro Detroit in 1999. She wanted to say hello to him but he looked rather busy so she left him alone. She had a junior high school crush on the geriatric British actor, which shocked and sickened many of her close associates.
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Sarah has a habit of becoming interested in certain worldviews and trying them on for size, and discarding them when they do not fit. She often finds herself feigning affiliation with high-minded progressive/liberal causes such as [[Commies|Socialism]], when deep down she subscribes to a malignantly [[narcissism|narcissistic]], elitist and harshly Darwinian view of the world. She fits somewhere between Libertarianism and Libertinism.
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Sarah was booted out of her first high school partially for her creative writing which she stored on school computers mistakenly. The nature of the stories are unclear, but rumor has it they involved Adolf Hitler, lobster nipple clamps and gay Jewish midgets.
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In junior high school Sarah was considered a candidate for an elite gifted students' program, but her tendency to dodge homework in favor of hanging out at the local public library's reference section crushed these dreams. All told, Sarah was a terrible secondary school student who skipped school and got into trouble often. Her antisocial antics caused her to be sent to the school psychologist quite often. She was found to have an I.Q. of 156 and also was (mis)diagnosed as manic depressive. Sarah was prescribed Prozac for her depression, which didn't help much as she wasn't even depressed. She was eventually booted out of her high school. The incident stemmed from her general loathing of the prison-like, conformist learning environment.
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==Sarah's taste in men and women==
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==Adult life==
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Sarah generally likes high I.Q., white, pale-skinned, tall, skrawny nerds, and artsy farty weirdos though she does make some exceptions to this. She also likes East Asian guys and yurt-dwelling nomads from remote corners of the world. She likes some women, but they have to be really awesome and exotic. For the most part, she dislikes females.
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After being kicked out of school Sarah lived in a trailer park for about a year and a half. It took her a few months of screwing around to find her place again and get her life together. She did, but eventually slipped into her "lost years." She began an ill-fated relationship which lasted about 8 months. When it became clear that situation would not work, she returned home. Then a year later she entered into another relationship with a Hungarian fellow. In 2002 she visited him for 3 months. After spending a couple of years saving her money, she went to live in Southeast [[Hungarians|Hungary]]. There she stayed for 2 years, finding the experience warmly alienating and pleasantly uncomfortable. She got married to her [[Hungarians|Hungarian]] honeybunny in mid-2005.
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==Role on Speakeasy==
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==Employment==
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Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called '''Sarahstan''', which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the [[BIGGLES Babes Thread]]. Sarah also is main contributor to the [[Hungarians|Hungary]] part of the ex-'''International''' section (now located within Sarahstan), simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.
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Sarah has worked in retail, gardening, arts & crafts. She thinks of herself as an anti-social, unsuccessful version of Martha Stewart, who was also her namesake on the [[Phorafag|Phora]].
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==Statistics==
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* Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products.
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* She does not smoke, drink alcohol or do any drugs of any kind.
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* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
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* She is an avid [[skee ball]] player.
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* Her dreams are usually bilingual.
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* Her first celebrity crush was Ted Bundy.
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* She believes even Jesus thinks she is an asshole.
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* "She's right" - Jesus
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* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
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* [[Martin Lindstedt]] called her a ''Taliban skank''.
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* She has her own unique political and philosophical worldview which combines elements of Darwinism, Evolution, Creationism, Skepticism, Surrealism, and Abrahamic faiths among other things.
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* She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan and is a Pan-Turanist.
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==Art==
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==Sarah's favorite candies==
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''Kolumbo'', a Croatian chocolate made with hazelnuts and honey
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''Haribo Goldbären'', the original gummi bears, except no others!
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==Antisemitism & Racism==
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==Quotes==
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* "It doesn't interest me to take this forum in that direction anymore than I would want to join the World Church of the Creator or get a tattoo of a lynched negro on my boob."
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* "I'd rather be in a mosque with Turks than be at a praise YHWH redneck barbeque."
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* "He's about as sultry as a home enema kit." - Sarah on [[Philip Kirkorov]]
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Sarah doesn't like Israel, AIPAC, or the ADL. Or [[Beyond Babylon|Zionist Evangelical Christians]]. She thinks [[teh joos|Jews]] are probably the true Master Race, based on their average I.Q., financial talents and sense of humor. She isn't antisemitic, as she eats matzo all the time and thinks [[teh joos|Jewish guys]] like Bobby Fischer are totally foxy. Sarah tried to be racist but failed miserably. She hates a lot of people, but does so for much better reasons than their racial origin. While she does make offensive comments at times, Sarah really isn't racist. Her problem is with "trashy" people who are ignorant and have no self-respect. Such people come in all colors and races, except for Asian.
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==From others==
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==Ѕеx life and attitudes==
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Sarah considers herself mainly hetero, but given a choice between a gorgeous woman and a hideous man, she would go [[Homoѕеxuals|play for the other team]]. She has allowed much less than a handful of people access to her holiest of holies, remaining a technical virgin until age 20. It was quite a feat, as once she hit 18 she turned into a total nympho. She has long been attracted to assorted men, mostly older than her or long deceased and far outside the mainstream of what most women would consider "hot." She gets nauseated just thinking about George Clooney, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and those other Hollywood duds who have all the personality of a greasy paper bag, their glossy People magazine spreads leaving Sarah's panties as dry as the Atacama desert.
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==Sarah shows you some crazy shit==
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* [http://videa.hu/main.php?page=play&v=9o2MBIAdRQz1sMcA Walking fish].
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* [http://www.models.az/nigyar.html Nigyar is an Azeri name. True.]
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* [http://www.segatoys.co.jp/yumepet/index.html robot pets]
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''Sarahstan Studs from L to R: Yeltsin, Lenin, Heydrich, Gyurcsány, Bundy, Croatian Commando.''
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Sarah has a problem with women who she describes as 'skаnks,' females who seek fame and gain all their self-worth from strangers, giving their bodies away for money, a few moments of appreciation or stardom. She does not have a problem with so-called 'ѕluts,' or hоrny chicks who score a lot. If she could, she would also probably be a ѕlut, but she is very satisfied by her well-hung Magyar pоrnstаr husband and sees no need to be a ѕlut.
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''Paris Hilton is a herpes-infested jizz rag and archetypal skаnk''
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==Religious views==
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Sarah was raised atheist, converted to Evangelical Christianity as a young girl and attended Bible school for about a decade. In her teenage years she fell away from the Jesus freaks. She messed around with atheism and paganism. She converted to Islam in 2002. After a while Sarah decided organized religion in general is not really for her and religious people are usually just bunch of flawed, guilt-ridden hypocrites who hate themselves and want to suck the fun out of life for everyone around them. She now considers herself a hopeful, but skeptical agnostic.
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==Role on Speakeasy==
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Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called '''Sarahstan''', which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the [[BIGGLES Babes Thread]]. Sarah also is main contributor to the [[Hungarians|Hungary]] part of the '''International''' section, simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.
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==Statistics==
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* Her diet consists mainly of Hot Pockets, Canada Dry and Honey Comb cereal.
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* She's known to call herself a ''fehér cigány'' or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
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* If she won the lottery, she'd like to buy land somewhere nice, build a yurt village and raise goats and llamas on a farm.
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* Her name means Princess of God Wolf.
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* She is an avid [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skee_ball skee ball] player.
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* Her dreams are usually bilingual.
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* Her first celebrity crush was Ted Bundy.
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* She believes even Jesus thinks she is an asshole.
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* "She's right" - Jesus
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* Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
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Current revision as of 05:54, 9 July 2007

Sarah (1982- ) is an artist, humorist, leading 21st century social commentator, part-time biographer, amateur linguist, gangsta rapper, leading figure in the Upper Midwest surrealist movement, despicable human failure and international weirdo. Among Sarah's best-known works on Speakeasy are her gangsta rap lyrics and sarcastic posts about 'Aryan activists' aka the white power (bowel) movement. She fights both racism and antiracism with an idea called "aracism."

Contents

Sarah Facts

Sarah's infamy rests not only on her internet activity, but also on her life, which has featured allegations of homoѕеxuality, ѕеxual fetishes and Trotskyism. She was famously described by Regis Philbin as "bat shit crazy." She is a pale ass cracker of mixed ethnic extraction and part of the Satanic seedline, something she's kinda proud of or hates, depending on her mood. She will never be racially acceptable for 94.2% of Stormfront due to her Central Asian and Jew blood, even though she looks whiter and more eugenic than most of the people on there.

Sarah is an avid collector of ephemera. She has a particular interest in pinups, postcards, blotters, stamps and lithography. She loves Pewabic pottery and believes the only way to drink a premium beverage properly is out of an artisan crafted stoneware vessel. She also has a whole lot of books, mostly on useless knowledge type subjects which fascinate her such as history, archeology, anthropology, costume design, alchemy and black magic. She's not into Satanism or anything like that, though. In fact, she fancies herself some sort of Muslim, though others would disagree. She likes the idea of God being an unknowable, unviewable entity.

Sarah is an advocate of the healing wonders of masturbation, a topic near and dear to her um,...heart, for some reason.

Sarah claims to have seen Malcolm McDowell walking around a swanky suburb of Metro Detroit in 1999. She wanted to say hello to him but he looked rather busy so she left him alone. She had a junior high school crush on the geriatric British actor, which shocked and sickened many of her close associates.

Sarah was booted out of her first high school partially for her creative writing which she stored on school computers mistakenly. The nature of the stories are unclear, but rumor has it they involved Adolf Hitler, lobster nipple clamps and gay Jewish midgets.

Sarah's taste in men and women

Sarah generally likes high I.Q., white, pale-skinned, tall, skrawny nerds, and artsy farty weirdos though she does make some exceptions to this. She also likes East Asian guys and yurt-dwelling nomads from remote corners of the world. She likes some women, but they have to be really awesome and exotic. For the most part, she dislikes females.

Role on Speakeasy

Sarah was an early member of Speakeasy and as co-admin is charged with fixing the place up aesthetically, adding new features, and flushing spambots down the crapper. She hosts the fiefdom called Sarahstan, which revolves around her own weird little interests. She contributes many hot mamas to the BIGGLES Babes Thread. Sarah also is main contributor to the Hungary part of the ex-International section (now located within Sarahstan), simply because nobody else gives a rat's ass about Hungary.

Statistics

  • Her diet consists of grains, vegetables and dairy products.
  • She does not smoke, drink alcohol or do any drugs of any kind.
  • She's known to call herself a fehér cigány or white gypsy based on her nomadic, somewhat lazy nature and love of weird clothing.
  • She is an avid skee ball player.
  • Her dreams are usually bilingual.
  • Her first celebrity crush was Ted Bundy.
  • She believes even Jesus thinks she is an asshole.
  • "She's right" - Jesus
  • Outside of school, she has only read a handful of fiction books.
  • Martin Lindstedt called her a Taliban skank.
  • She has her own unique political and philosophical worldview which combines elements of Darwinism, Evolution, Creationism, Skepticism, Surrealism, and Abrahamic faiths among other things.
  • She is a supporter of freedom for East Turkistan and is a Pan-Turanist.

Sarah's favorite candies

Kolumbo, a Croatian chocolate made with hazelnuts and honey

2wc460n.jpg

Haribo Goldbären, the original gummi bears, except no others!

Quotes

  • "It doesn't interest me to take this forum in that direction anymore than I would want to join the World Church of the Creator or get a tattoo of a lynched negro on my boob."
  • "I'd rather be in a mosque with Turks than be at a praise YHWH redneck barbeque."
  • "He's about as sultry as a home enema kit." - Sarah on Philip Kirkorov

From others

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Sarah shows you some crazy shit

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