Niccolo and Donkey
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The man is also a well known jeans and cigarette smuggler to Croatian and Canadian authorities. Niccolo doesn't like Slovenians either, every time he tries to cross the border they call him cigan (i.e. gypsy). | The man is also a well known jeans and cigarette smuggler to Croatian and Canadian authorities. Niccolo doesn't like Slovenians either, every time he tries to cross the border they call him cigan (i.e. gypsy). | ||
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| + | He was kidnapped by Richard Gere's crack team of teenage mutant ninja gerbils in mid-July, 2007. His wereabouts are to this day unknown. | ||
Revision as of 00:24, 28 July 2007
| Stud of Speakeasy! This hunk is hereby declared an official stud of Speakeasy, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto.* |
The owner and administrator of Speakeasy, Niccolo is of Balkan-Roma descent and lives in downtown Toronto, Ontario with his life partner, Liberian expatriate and tone-poet Deborah Allawi. They have one three-year old daughter, Sunshine, whom Niccolo proudly describes as "Canada's future governor-general!"
For Niccolo's views on national governance, please see The Glorious Turkmenbashi
Speakeasy was temporarily down for a month after Niccolo was shot to death by NATO soldiers on a trip back to Croatia, but was resurrected after 30 days with its owner.
The man is also a well known jeans and cigarette smuggler to Croatian and Canadian authorities. Niccolo doesn't like Slovenians either, every time he tries to cross the border they call him cigan (i.e. gypsy).
He was kidnapped by Richard Gere's crack team of teenage mutant ninja gerbils in mid-July, 2007. His wereabouts are to this day unknown.
