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Bob Wallace — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 13:58:28 GMT

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-	YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by LewRockwell.com as a comic ~~writer~~. Being a un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to ~~suppliment~~ his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him.	+	YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace, is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by LewRockwell.com as a comic. Being an un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to supplement his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him.
	As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!"		As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!"
	Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents.		Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents.

24.149.181.220 at 01:06, 20 November 2006

24.149.181.220 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:06:06 GMT

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	Yertle's anti-semitism got him kicked out of the libertarian movement, his girlfriend's house and Freerepublic.com		Yertle's anti-semitism got him kicked out of the libertarian movement, his girlfriend's house and Freerepublic.com
	His days of being a second-rate humorist on LewRockwell.com were over.		His days of being a second-rate humorist on LewRockwell.com were over.
-	Yet Yertle did not despair. He moved on to his new home at Freedum4um.com Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and ~~romancing Christine Veith one of the 4um's many owners~~.	+	Yet Yertle did not despair. He moved on to his new home at Freedum4um.com Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and playing with himself.

12.110.236.126 at 19:08, 19 November 2006

12.110.236.126 — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:08:29 GMT

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-	YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by LewRockwell.com as a comic writer. Being ~~and~~ un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to suppliment his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him.	+	YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by LewRockwell.com as a comic writer. Being a un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to suppliment his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him.
	As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!"		As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!"
	Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents.		Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents.

12.110.236.126 at 18:57, 19 November 2006

12.110.236.126 — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:57:11 GMT

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YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by LewRockwell.com as a comic writer. Being and un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to suppliment his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him.
As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!"
Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents.
Yertle's anti-semitism got him kicked out of the libertarian movement, his girlfriend's house and Freerepublic.com
His days of being a second-rate humorist on LewRockwell.com were over.
Yet Yertle did not despair. He moved on to his new home at Freedum4um.com Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and romancing Christine Veith one of the 4um's many owners.