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==Most important laws of the nation of Sarahstan==

1. Free speech for everyone, except those who mock Sarah or Sarahstani culture, the penalty for which is death.
2. Public displays of affection are banned, under penalty of 100 lashes.
3. No cellphones, BlackBerrys or related gadgets are allowed in public spaces, under penalty of death.
4. Whining about persecution past or present will result in immediate deportation.
5. In Sarahstan, nobody cares if you are gay or straight, just shut up about it.
6. All runway fashion models must be at least a size 7 and cannot be taller than 5'5".
7. Friday is costume day, anyone caught in normal attire will not be allowed into restaurants and other establishments.
8. Anyone caught stealing will have his or her hand cut off.
9. It is allowed to beat up anyone you see spitting on the streets.
10. Smoking is prohibited anywhere public or private.

==National Holidays==

January 10 - National Day / Day of Our Glorious Leader's Birth
November 7 - Trotsky Appreciation Day
November 21 - Björkday
June 1 - Summer Festival
December 23 - Festivus
The 25th day of Kislev - Hanukkah
Starting sometime during the 9th month of the Islamic calendar - Ramadan

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	1. Free speech for everyone, except those who mock Sarah or Sarahstani culture, the penalty for which is death.		1. Free speech for everyone, except those who mock Sarah or Sarahstani culture, the penalty for which is death.
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	2. Public displays of affection are banned, under penalty of 100 lashes.		2. Public displays of affection are banned, under penalty of 100 lashes.
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	3. No cellphones, BlackBerrys or related gadgets are allowed in public spaces, under penalty of death.		3. No cellphones, BlackBerrys or related gadgets are allowed in public spaces, under penalty of death.
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	4. Whining about persecution past or present will result in immediate deportation.		4. Whining about persecution past or present will result in immediate deportation.
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	5. In Sarahstan, nobody cares if you are gay or straight, just shut up about it.		5. In Sarahstan, nobody cares if you are gay or straight, just shut up about it.
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	6. All runway fashion models must be at least a size 7 and cannot be taller than 5'5".		6. All runway fashion models must be at least a size 7 and cannot be taller than 5'5".
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	7. Friday is costume day, anyone caught in normal attire will not be allowed into restaurants and other establishments.		7. Friday is costume day, anyone caught in normal attire will not be allowed into restaurants and other establishments.
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	8. Anyone caught stealing will have his or her hand cut off.		8. Anyone caught stealing will have his or her hand cut off.
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	9. It is allowed to beat up anyone you see spitting on the streets.		9. It is allowed to beat up anyone you see spitting on the streets.
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	10. Smoking is prohibited anywhere public or private.		10. Smoking is prohibited anywhere public or private.

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	January 10 - National Day / Day of Our Glorious Leader's Birth		January 10 - National Day / Day of Our Glorious Leader's Birth
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	November 7 - Trotsky Appreciation Day		November 7 - Trotsky Appreciation Day
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	November 21 - Björkday		November 21 - Björkday
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	June 1 - Summer Festival		June 1 - Summer Festival
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	December 23 - Festivus		December 23 - Festivus
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	The 25th day of Kislev - Hanukkah		The 25th day of Kislev - Hanukkah
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	Starting sometime during the 9th month of the Islamic calendar - Ramadan		Starting sometime during the 9th month of the Islamic calendar - Ramadan

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Admin at 05:41, 15 April 2007

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