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Red

Talus — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:54:42 GMT

Talus:

It is a commonly believed truth that red is a [[communis]]t color and that all text in red font is supporting communism. You filthy [[capitalist]] pigdogs.

It is also a commonly held notion that RED MAKES IT GO FASTER!

VROOM VROOM [[FERRARICAR]]!

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Microwave

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:00:45 GMT

Talus: /* Things that can be fixed with the microwave */

{{Wilde|Yes, even I have tried the microwave|trying the microwave}}

The microwave is a common tool used in everyday fixin-ups. It first came into use when [[Doppleplex]] reccomended that a fellow RRer fix a moistened cellphone by applying the microwave. What happened after was RR history.

Most RRers find allusions to the incident (incesscently saying in a thread "Have you tried the microwave?") annoying nowadays, and it is currently one of the Seven Deadly Phrases banned from use during the Saucerror Regime.

== Things that can be fixed with the microwave ==
*Cellphones
*Pre-heated luncheon meats
*Frosted Flakes
*Other Microwaves
*Metal Objects
*CDs

== Things that cannot be fixed with the microwave ==
*Dried-up RR Memes
*ratbert

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Credit card

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:57:28 GMT

Talus: This article has been made into pure awesome, AND formatted properly so that your eyes will scab over and heal.

==Overview==
A credit card is a small, rectangular plastic object with which you can buy things you don't really have the cash for. It can be helpful in case of emergency, or when you will have the money ''very soon'' but don't have it on hand at the moment; but more often than not, it becomes a tool of mass indebting and credit history destruction.

==Helpful Uses of the Credit Card==
*Buying things when you forgot your wallet.
*Buying things when you didn't have anything in your wallet anyway.
*Earning miniscule amounts of rewards (the usage of which will end up very restricted).
*Impressing babes.
*Jimmying open locked doors.
*Bookmarking your place in a novel.
*Picking your teeth. (See also: impressing babes.)

==Dangers of the Credit Card==
*Buying things when you didn't have anything in your wallet, and will ''continue'' to have nothing in said wallet.
*Not paying off a whole balance at the end of the month, and subsequently being caught in the Interest Trap.
*Firestorm Zero might steal it and buy things online, like Mr. Accessories.
*Other people might steal it and buy other, less awesome stuff.
*Ruining your carefully planned [[budget]].
*Constant arrival of junk mail to your real-life inbox.
*Looking foolish when you try to pay at a place that does not accept your brand of card.

==Relatives of the Credit Card==
====The Debit Card====
Instead of making up pretend money for you to use while you wait for your paycheck to come in, a debit card will dig through your bank account for you and use up some of the real money in there. Then it will charge you anywhere from 25 cents to two dollars for this service, because if it's already poking around in your account, it might as well help itself while it's there.
====The Poker Card====
If it's not an ace and you haven't got four of them, then it doesn't really matter.
====The Get Well Card====
Generally very sappy, with poor-quality pastel-hued art of flowers and landscapes. Contents usually include nothing more than an unimaginative, pre-printed wish for rapid convalescence and a half-assedly scrawled signature of a person who barely knows you and can't be bothered to actually go to the hospital and/or your bedside and visit you.

User talk:Hinoa

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:42:02 GMT

Talus: /* Talus asks for the pre-existing stub template */

<div style="border:1px solid black;">Hello, and welcome to my underwater lair. It's long, hard, and full of seamen. Puns aside, please feel free to leave me a comment/question/insult below. I only ask you follow two rules:
#Place new comments at the ''bottom'' of the page.
#If you are insulting me, please do so in the form of a haiku.

Thanks,

{{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:17, 24 October 2006 (EDT)</div>

==Talus asks for the pre-existing stub template==
Hey hey. Can we get you to figure out a template we can use to mark too-tiny articles with? Like how Wikipedia has "stub", but here it should be something like "NEEDS MOAR". I tried figuring it out last night but my head went asplodey from all the alienese. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 09:24, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

Nevermind! I see you got there already. Wonderful! -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 09:29, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
:What are you talking about? It was here when I got here. :) [[User:Hinoa|Hinoa]] 09:36, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
::Oho, a subheading change, eh? You evil thing. Just for that, I'm going to leave something horrible--but tiny--in your talk page.--[[User:Talus|Talus]] 18:42, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

== AND LO ==
A man didst appear from the east. And lo, he taught the people how to use wikis. And lo, the admins smiled at this, and gave the man admin status. >.> HAI HINOA --[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 11:38, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
:Hi! Now watch me go Giboc on this place! ;) [[User:Hinoa|Hinoa]] 11:42, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

User talk:Janus

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:39:16 GMT

Talus:

See, I wouldn't have that spelling problem if this thing had a spellchecker. >.> ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 18:37, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
: I dun mind. I miss my days editing the school paper; I happily correct and fix stuff like that as necessary. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 18:39, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

Ratbert

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:37:51 GMT

Talus:

<center><table style="background-color:#Fdd; width:275px; border:1px solid #e88;">
<tr>
<td>[[Image:Icon_td.gif]]</td>
<td>This user is made of [[epic fail]].<br>
Unfortunately, nothing can fix this problem; not even the [[microwave]].</td>
</tr>
</table></center>

Budget

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:36:55 GMT

Talus:

==Overview==
A supposed system of managing your money, the Budget is known to be the favored prey of the [[credit card]]. As such, it has been hunted almost to extinction, with most only existing as the pets of the upper middle class.

==Example==
I withdraw, say, $60 from my bank on the 8th. Then, I try to make it last for an entire month.

I pay 15$ for my gas for three weeks (or if you prefer to think of it this way, gas costs me five dollars a week). I eat at home, but I get a soda and a candy at the college twice a week. They total $2.50 per day; which, multiplied by 2, is $5.00 a week. If I fill up the gas tank again, that leaves me with $10 to spend on whatever the hell I want. You know, in case of emergency, or buying sprees, or random gift-needing.

==Favorable Outcome?==
Budgets are indeed good, because they help keep the IRS population under control.

==See also==
[[Anti-Budget]]

==Please Add Some==
Wilde to this topic.
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User:Janus

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:29:53 GMT

Talus: pickin' on your spelling again

{{Wilde|Janus? Fuck, he's here? Quick, hide me!|Janus}}

==Janus==
His full title is "Lord Janus", but thanks to a hazy and ill-defined past, it is not known what, exactly, he is Lord of. He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into Random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.

To this day, Janus still hangs around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike. He's also a regular in the [[IRRC]]. Lol IRC. He is also a notable postwhore, surpassing even [[Doom Inductor]] to weigh in at the fifth-highest [[postcount]] of the forums.

==The Man Behind the Mask==
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student living in a well-furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and siphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.

His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken for Bigfoot.

==Exploits and Habits==
Janus is rarely seen without his sword(s) and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.

In recent months, he has taken up the habit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head". Otherwise known as "[[Skullfuck|skullfucking]]," this habit is scorned, and feared, by many.

==Pants==
Janus hates [[pants]]. Long ago, in one of his travels, he came across a lone monastery in a European mountain range. The place had long fallen into a state of disrepair, but Janus found an underground chamber that had obviously once been heavily guarded. He ventured within, only to find a single scroll of yellowed paper sitting upon a stone pedestal. Upon it was written the tale of the Anglo-Pantalooian War; a war between the early Anglo-Saxons and the first members of the (now gigantic) race of intelligent pants. This scroll told the terrible secret of the legwear that most of the world enjoys, and Janus cast off his pants at that very moment in horror and disgust.

Janus traveled the world for many years after this, observing the pants' plan and trying to spread the word of their evil at the same time. His words have not reached kind ears; however, he is ever vigilant in his quest.

==Penis==
It is said that Janus does, in fact, have a [[penus]]; thus further proving that most men actually have them. Though it is not as big as [[oh_no_shrubs]]' penus, it still exists in his pelvis. For editing this section into Janus' article, shrubs is probably going to be subjected to skullfucking; but that doesn't matter, because Shrubs' penus is still larger, no matter ''how'' many times his skull is fucked.

Janus is not going to retaliate, because he is secure in his masculinity, and knows that it's not the size the counts; but rather, the skill with which you use it.

{{Template:Commie}} {{Template:Kidnapped}}
[[Category:RR Regulars]] [[Category:Unspeakable Horrors]]

Peanut Avatar Week

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:14:41 GMT

Talus: /* Peanut Week Three */

{{Wilde|Oh lawd, iz dat sum peanuts?|Peanut Avatar Week}}

[[Image:lolpeanut.png|thumb|float|right|The first peanut.]]
==The Internet is Serious Business==
It all began when a famed Wandering Internet Mexican, [[Nana]], donned a Mr. Peanut avatar (see right) and began posting in the [[Ring of Flame]]. Another [[Team Shortbus|Shortbusser]], poopedEINpants, used a similar avatar; this made the mods think he had been [[double posting]].

==Migration to RR==
At some later point, Nana came to [[RR]] and declared the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=43265| First Peanut Week] to be under way. Many RRers joined the fray, and soon enough it became a veritable peanut orgy. But like all good things, it had to end.

==Peanut Week, Mark Two==
Months later, in early June of 2006, [[Fishchu]] decided to switch to his old peanut avatar, in an attempt to start the craze anew. [[User:Janus|Lord Janus]] soon joined in, and [[Doom Inductor|Doomy]] followed not long after. Eventually, Nana noticed, and with the proclamation of [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=61579| "oh lawd is dat sum peanuts?"], peanut week was reborn (with even more peanuts than last time).

==Peanut Week Three==
On October 24th of 2006, [[Moe Ron]] and [[User:Janus|Janus]] successfully revived Peanut Week. There was some resistance at first, mainly from [[User:TheWalrus|Walrus]], but he was assimilated soon enough, and no-one was left to fight the onslaught of peanuts (except [[User:Talus|Chaly]], who firmly believes twice was quite enough).

==Future Peanut Weeks==
Naysayers, [[Oh no shrubs|Crazy Homeless People]], and Doomsday Prophets have all agreed on two things (aside from the virtues of [[dumpster diving]]): there will be another peanut avatar week, and the sheer amounts of [[win]] released during the Final Coming will destroy the Kingdom of Loathing Fora altogether.

==External Links==
[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=43257| The Ring of Flame thread that started it all.]

[http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6804/peanuts8krbd5.jpg| A collection of Peanut avatars, created by Cookiemancer.]

[[Category:RR Traditions]] [[Category:Memes]]

Everytime you necro a thread...

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:11:50 GMT

Talus:

{{q|Jesus cries. For that is one less post soul he can't have.|Adamjirra|Necroing a thread}}

''Every time you necro a thread, Jesus cries.'' This sentiment was first shared on November 13th, 2005. It was laid to rest later that same day, but was--appropriately enough--necroed on December 2nd. And Jesus Wept.

And so it went. The pattern of necro-death-necro continued for ages.

Sadly, on September 23rd, the thread was locked and never again seen outside of one of [[Scottmale24]]'s threads (titled ''ITT: It's funny because it's locked'').

All in all, Jesus did a shitload of crying. You could say he was all cried out.

{{q|No mod will lock this thread except possibly Saucy, but then Crappy would just unlock it really fast.|Kurian|ironic last post of the thread.}}

[[Category:Legendary Threads]]

Threadjack

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:06:54 GMT

Talus:

A threadjack is when the people of RR get way offtopic in regards to the original post. The results range from ending up resuming the original topic (rare) to a locked spam thread (not rare) and anywhere in-between.

Threadjacks will often happen if someone makes a bad thread. Another poster will come in, declare the thread to be made of [[epic fail]] and promptly change the topic to whatever pleases him or her the most.

The most famous threadjack is [[Kenny 4 Prez]], essentially being nothing more than 230-someodd pages of consecutive threadjacks.

[[Category:RR Traditions]]

Randomramblings:Community Portal

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:49:23 GMT

Talus: /* We need more... */

== We need more... ==
[[OSCAR WILDE]] GOGOGO
--[[User:Xygagorra|Xygagorra]] 22:37, 22 October 2006 (EDT)

Lawl, you can use <nowiki>{{Wilde}}</nowiki> now. --[[User:Dark Half|Dark Half]] 01:23, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
*For those who don't know, use it like so: <nowiki>{{Wilde|what he said|what he talked about}}</nowiki>
**I've now linked the link in <tt><nowiki>{{Wilde}}</nowiki></tt> to Uncyc, mainly because I hate red links. [[User:Hinoa|Hinoa]] 09:37, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
***Or because your a whore. OHSNAP.--[[User:Adamjirra|Adamjirra]] 19:12, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
****What's wrong with being a whore, whore? {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 19:18, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
*****Absolutly nothing acually. --[[User:Adamjirra|Adamjirra]] 21:59, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
****** Is being a pale imitation of what is admittantly brilliant site a good idea? [[User:Narth|Narth]] 17:45, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
******* If it works for GA in regards to RR, then it'll work for us in regards to Uncyclopedia. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 17:49, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

==Setting up Policy==
Okay, I have no idea what the fuck is going on. We seem to have three (four) admins that can't agree on where the hell this wiki is going. So let's try to figure this out. Everyone's welcome to put their two cents in. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:05, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:Well, if we make it just RR-related stuff, it'll be smaller and less confusing, but it's also more likely to just fade out of existance after a couple weeks. If we do a mini Uncyc thing, we'll get a bunch of random things with no connection to RR, but it'll be larger, encourage people to stick around and contribute, and hell, we might even drawn in outsiders. :O ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 20:09, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::I'd still like it to be somewhat about RR, though. A general humor wiki would pretty much be reinventing the wheel. (And besides, I might go into Uncyc admin mode. That will not be pretty.) {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:27, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:::I've been away today, sorry. Anyway. I think it should be mostly RR-related, because really, if you think about it, there is a LOT you could do up in relation to RR. If the occasional humor article pops in, I don't see a problem with it. But as long as we don't end up reinventing the wheel, as Hinoa says, I'm fine with a 75/25 mix. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:32, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::::I'd even be happy with 60/40, just so long as the 40% at least follows the ''spirit'' of RR. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:40, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:::::That's generally what I meant, really.--[[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:58, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
I think as a start we should focus on getting the basic stuff down. Try to contribute by bringing up old things we remember beyond the frong page. We don't need to make up junk and go Uncyc just yet, once we've established a base on what the RR really is, then we can start throwing shit around. [[User:Lizardboy|Lizardboy]] 7:39, Octobor 24 2006 (CDT)

<b>More origionality, I say!</b><br>
I don't know if we should write articles exactly like you would find on uncyclopedia, because they've got it pretty much nailed down pat. I suggest we find some other way to be funny with articles. <small>-''Previous comment by [[User:Poppington]]; please sign your edits here.''</small>
:Let's make like BoP and make them entirely out of pictures :D--[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 20:45, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::Let's...not. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:46, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:::I'm just trying to help -____- --[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 20:46, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::::What the hell? You have to sign your name manually? ~poppington
:::::Nah, just type four tildes (<tt>~</tt> << those thingys) and it's done for you. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:56, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

How about writing a To Do list, and fix things up? List all the Epic Fails, fix them, up, andcreate infastructure? [[User:The_Editable_Wiki|The_Editable_Wiki]]
:Hmm. Good idea! {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:56, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:...Isn't that why we tag things as epic fails or stubs? So we can click the "epic fail" or "stub" category and see what's listed there in need of fixing? That's what I'm doing with it anyway... -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:58, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

===On another note...===
Our main page is a bit... suck. (No offense, Briddy.) I've taken the time to make a prototype main page [[User:Hinoa/MP|here]]. Take a look and give me feedback. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 21:34, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

No offense taken, it's just a place holder. Sexy prototype, by the way. --[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 21:40, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

I endorse improving our mainpage. We need more colors. [[User:The_Editable_Wiki|Tew]]

Is we need featured articles and pictures? -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 22:36, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:I'm currently using the QTE article as a placeholder for the FA. I don't think we need FPs.
:Also, I've added background colors to the table cells, and regret doing so. See Mr. Peanut's island of white? That's why. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 22:43, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

If no one says that this idea sucks within the next oh... 87 minutes, then that'll be the official main page. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 13:28, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

== How do I fancy edit? ==
I don't know how to do things all fancy like, so I wantrs youse guys to tell me some editing tricks, you see? -- [[OH_NO_SHRUBS]]
:Well, half the stuff I learned from looking at pages that had things I wanted to do on them, a bunch more from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing here] and the rest from other peoples here. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 23:12, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:There's also [[Help:Contents|here]] if you want to do some reading. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 23:13, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::Can we have a sandbox. Minus the cat feces. Pleeeease? --[[User:Worddoc|Worddoc]] 02:43, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
:::[[Project:Sandbox|Ker-DONE!]] {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 15:08, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
::What if we want the cat feces? Huh? --[[User:Crapstorm|Crapstorm]] 13:11, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
:::Or you can just edit a page and keep previewing it to see if it works >.>; That worked for me...[[Lady Kirie]] Sometime in the afternoon, CST

Saucerror

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:48:12 GMT

Talus: Fixy fixy tighten tighten

Born from the unholy union of some ketchup and a broken computer, Saucerror stepped out from Hell three years ago with the plan of dominating the world. Her unspeakable black power would have overwhelmed the universe within a decade, but then she discovered moderating and became too busy to do any subjugating.

That, and the fact that she's actually only 18 inches tall and gets exercise by pushing around and/or climbing on her mouse.

==Dutch==
Saucerror is a Dutch woman, which means she doesn't grow drugs and doesn't work as a [[prostitute]]; but is instead a well-educated and ''wholeheartedly evil'' citizen. And she doesn't own clogs either, so shut up. Her ''neighbor'' might be a dope whore who wears wooden shoes all day long, but Saucerror is just purely evil.

==Special Attacks==
Saucerror's special attacks include cooking eggs, her patented Embrace of Death, [[fapping]], and beating off. Erm... oh, wait; same thing.

{{stub}}

Corrupt Wish game

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:43:43 GMT

Talus: Tightening, sensemaking, and example-fixing

==Overview==
The Corrupt Wish game, created by [[a lazy guest]], involves one poster making a wish which the next poster will grant. However, the granted wish will be corrupted. It was originally started in August 2004, and remains alive to this day.

Corrupt Wish is one of the few threads RR is allowed to necro if the game dies down, and has been a major source of fun for years.

==Example of Game==

V: ...Granted. Your eyes bleed from the amount you get. I wish for nothing.
A: You have nothing. (This includes air. You die of suffocation.) I wish for a dollar.
B: Granted. But it's a counterfeit bill, and you are arrested. I wish for a cure to AIDS.
Q: Granted. The cure for AIDS happens to give the patient cancer instead. I wish for...

==Notable Notes==
The idea of wishes gone wrong is not original to the RR thread; such a concept features often in short stories and books. ''The Tale of the Monkey's Paw'' and the movie series titled ''Wishmaster'' are two good examples of this style of granting wishes while simultaneously twisting the outcomes to something horrible.

==External Links==
[http://http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=7905&start=0 The Thread Itself]

Randomramblings talk:Page Requests

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:30:07 GMT

Talus:

I'm working on Aelfrhian's article in my spare time. As to the Furry article--well, who better to write it, eh? :P Great idea, this, btw.-- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 17:30, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

Masonjason

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:27:58 GMT

Talus: NO EFFING STUBS. AND NO BADLY WRITTEN STUBS, EITHER.

masonjason is what i like to call a cultured spammer, along with all the other 100,011K Post thread that wanders into RR.

{{sucks}}

Avatar Week

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:05:03 GMT

Talus: /* Lists of Avatar Week themes */ you forgot oooone

{{Wilde|An avatar Week is born, not created.|avatar weeks}}

'''Avatar Week''' is a random occurance when Rambians change their avatars to fit a common theme. Though not always a week in length, a good theme goes for a least one week or longer.

== Lists of Avatar Week themes ==

*Black people
*Christmas
*[[Doom Inductor|Doomy]]
*Hitler
*[[Iron Fist]]
*[[User:Janus|Janus]]
*[[LOL YIFF]]
*[[Lizardboy]]
*Mitch
*[[Peanut Avatar Week|Peanut]]
*Pappabear
*Almost-hentai
*[[Pokémon]]
*Steve Irwin
*Swap
*Tom Goes to the Mayor
*Ugly Fish
*Webcomics
*Yaoi

[[Category:RR Traditions]]

User:Talus

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:43:21 GMT

Talus:

===Overview===
[[Image:Talus.jpg|I will totally push this button at you.]]

Talus is yet another nickname for one of the biggest postwhores on the RR subforum: Chaly.

Originally joining the KoL forums on November 22, 2004, it did not take long to make a stable home out of the glorious madness of Random Ramblings. The situation is much like a deadly bacterial infection that will not respond to penicillin--several have tried to stop Chaly, but so far, none have succeeded.

(They have, however, been found the next day with their mouths duct-taped shut and numerous sharp objects shoved in places that numerous sharp objects really have no place being.)

===Notable Notes===
*Comprised of 70% water and 30% lycanthropy
*May or may not still have a bad reputation as a spammer
*Would totally pounce John Lennon if he were alive still
*Can never decide what gender to be
*Changes avatars like prostitutes turn tricks
*Doesn't actually play KoL at all anymore
*Will one day overtake Aelfrhian in posts, just you wait
*Is ''very'' angry by nature and the more people bug about doing something, the longer it will take to get done

===Interests===
Werewolves, The Beatles, bad horror and sci-fi, good horror and sci-fi, the side of furry fandom that isn't quite as full of crazy people, anime, videogames, books, movies, writing, Pokemon (shut up), theatre and costuming, memes, sexy tall Russian guys, Halloween, art, journalism, and blatant or implied naughtiness.

===Pet Articles===
[[Moderators| Moderators]]

[[QTE| Quest To Escape]]

[[LOL YIFF| LOL YIFF]]

[[Aelfrhian]]

[[Nana]]

===HALP!===
Go to the Talk page, like any reasonable person, and ask your questions there. We'll do what we can to assist. By the way, if you act like a crackmonkey, be reminded: duct tape and sharp objects in orifices.

===Pants?===
{{Pervert}}

[[Category:Furries]][[Category:RRWiki Sysops]]

Main Page

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:27:41 GMT

Talus: missed a letter

== RR WIKI ==

[[image:Mrpeanut.gif|thumb|float|right||Mr. Peanut welcomes you to RRWiki, and with a genteel tip of the hat, reminds you that the [[Internet]] is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.]]

[[Project:Rules|Take a look at the current rules.]]

YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF

YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF

YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF

YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF

YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF-YIFF

How to create a wiki page:

1. Sacrifice a goat.

2. Type in the intended name of your article in the search box.

3. Click on the red "this exact title" text. This should bring you to where you can make your page.

4. ???

5. Profit.

Currently, this wiki has had {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles stuck in it's pooper.

Giboc

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:26:23 GMT

Talus: tightening like a girl on her honeymoon

==Fast Intro==
Giboc is a former mod of [[RR]].

==Deletion of RR==
A long time ago, the only mods of RR were Giboc and [[Spikey]]. At some point, on a whim, the two of them decided to delete it. So they did, and they lost their modships; mostly because there followed a period of time in which no one bothered to bring RR back. In any case, Giboc managed to regain his modship at some point after RR was rebuilt.

==Appearance==
Giboc is normally remembered as his last avatar, the Grim Reaper. It was fucking scary.

==Leaving RR==
Giboc, on a drunken dare, agreed to lock a group of random threads in RR. He ignited a firestorm when one of those threads was the [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread. Because that thread was immensely popular, his action was somewhat controversial. Giboc continued to make things worse, and eventually ended up leaving.

It is now common knowledge that he had been growing more and more annoyed at the admins and rules of the forums for some time before he left. On his last day as a mod, he declared RR to be in a state of [[anarchy]]. Chaos followed, with much spam, and a single hentai picture prompting the admins to lock RR altogether. Shortly after he left, he earned the title "Defender Emeritus" (an honorary title, meaning "Retired Defender of Loathing.") He was replaced by [[Kenny Strife]].

==Appearances Since==
Giboc has made a few random excursions into RR since the [[internet drama]] leading to his retirement; mostly to make a thread calling RRers cunts and then leave again. He also made an [[Ask Thread]], in which he altered the quotes of everyone who asked him a question to read "I'M A SHITTY POSTER WHO ASKS EVEN SHITTIER QUESTIONS TO INCREASE HIS POSTCOUNT" and told the asker to "fuck off."

== Love Life ==
Giboc was one of the few people in RR to actually have a real girlfriend: Cyrene Black. We know this because she was an internet girlfriend, and they met in the forums. We have no news regarding how that relationship is progressing, as neither he nor his girlfriend have been sighted in RR for a long fucking time now.

== See also: ==
*[[Qleene]].

[[Category:Moderators]]

Peanut Avatar Week

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:18:37 GMT

Talus: THIS IS A SPELLING /B/

{{Wilde|Oh lawd, iz dat sum peanuts?|Peanut Avatar Week}}

[[Image:lolpeanut.png|thumb|float|right|The first peanut.]]
==The Internet is Serious Business==
It all began when a famed Wandering Innernet Mexican, [[Nana]], donned a Mr. Peanut avatar (see right) and began posting in the [[Ring of Flame]]. Another [[Team Shortbus|Shortbusser]], poopedEINpants, used a similar avatar; this made the mods think he had been [[double posting]].

==Migration to RR==
At some later point, Nana came to [[RR]] and declared the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=43265| First Peanut Week] to be under way. Many RRers joined the fray, and soon enough it became a veritable peanut orgy. But like all good things, it had to end.

==Peanut Week, Mark Two==
Months later, in early June of 2006, [[Fishchu]] decided to switch to his old peanut avatar, in an attempt to start the craze anew. [[User:Janus|Lord Janus]] soon joined in, and [[Doom Inductor|Doomy]] followed not long after. Eventually, Nana noticed, and with the proclamation of [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=61579| "oh lawd is dat sum peanuts?"], peanut week was reborn (with even more peanuts than last time).

==Future Peanut Weeks==
Naysayers, Crazy Homeless People, and Doomsday Prophets have all agreed on two things (aside from the virtues of [[dumpster diving]]): there will be another peanut avatar week, and the sheer amounts of [[win]] released during the Third Coming will destroy the Kingdom of Loathing Fora altogether.

==External Links==
[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=43257| The Ring of Flame thread that started it all.]

[http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6804/peanuts8krbd5.jpg| A collection of Peanut avatars, created by Cookiemancer.]

Talk:Aelfrhian

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:09:36 GMT

Talus: A word of warning

By the way--I don't care if this ''is'' a separate place from the forums, if I see any AELF IS A NAZI type things ever pop up in this article, I will put it under protection and be very, very angry. --[[User:Talus|Talus]] 21:09, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

Drunk posting

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:07:11 GMT

Talus: tryin' to catch me spellin' dirty

{{Q|Mo, im syre ot borken|Doom Inductor|Drunk Posting}}
== Drunk posting? ==
Why, yes. Drunk posting. Basically, an RRer drinks as much as humanely possible (preferably alcoholic beverages) and posts what comes into his/her head at the time--whether or not it relates to the thread. Usually, the inebriated poster is goaded into making more and more nonsensical posts until they fall asleep on their keyboard from all their exhaustive thinking.

== Examples? ==
A famous example would be [[Jigga K]]. Another is [[Doom Inductor]], due to his posting spree after the creation, fermentation, and subsequent drinking of his [[special cider]].

There have been countless situations involving drunken posting. However, [[Giboc]] is a notable and extreme case, due to the fact that the whole of RR was deleted during one such binge. Not many people were happy with this turn of events.

Randomramblings:Community Portal

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:58:32 GMT

Talus: /* Setting up Policy */

User:Talus

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:56:24 GMT

Talus: /* Pet Articles */

===Overview===
[[Image:Talus.jpg|I will totally push this button at you.]]

Talus is yet another nickname for one of the biggest postwhores on the RR subforum: Chaly.

Originally joining the KoL forums on November 22, 2004, it did not take long to make a stable home out of the glorious madness of Random Ramblings. The situation is much like a deadly bacterial infection that will not respond to penicillin--several have tried to stop Chaly, but so far, none have succeeded.

(They have, however, been found the next day with their mouths duct-taped shut and numerous sharp objects shoved in places that numerous sharp objects really have no place being.)

===Notable Notes===
*Comprised of 70% water and 30% lycanthropy
*May or may not still have a bad reputation as a spammer
*Would totally pounce John Lennon if he were alive still
*Can never decide what gender to be
*Changes avatars like prostitutes turn tricks
*Doesn't actually play KoL at all anymore
*Will one day overtake Aelfrhian in posts, just you wait

===Interests===
Werewolves, The Beatles, bad horror and sci-fi, good horror and sci-fi, the side of furry fandom that isn't quite as full of crazy people, anime, videogames, books, movies, writing, Pokemon (shut up), theatre and costuming, memes, sexy tall Russian guys, Halloween, art, journalism, and blatant or implied naughtiness.

===Pet Articles===
[[Moderators| Moderators]]

[[QTE| Quest To Escape]]

[[LOL YIFF| LOL YIFF]]

[[Aelfrhian]]

[[Nana]]

===HALP!===
Go to the Talk page, like any reasonable person, and ask your questions there. We'll do what we can to assist. By the way, if you act like a crackmonkey, be reminded: duct tape and sharp objects in orifices.

===Pants?===
{{Pervert}}

[[Category:Furries]][[Category:RRWiki Sysops]]

Aelfrhian

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:54:14 GMT

Talus: ...I guess I'll pick this up as a pet article, and rewrite it soon. It sucks, right now.

An [[admin]] in the [[KoL]] [[fora]].

Aelflongnamemegee is an admin that I'm scared to say anything bad about :[

She weilds the stick of [[ban]] and will hit whoever she wants with it with an undying force.

{{construction}}

Template talk:Lies

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:50:08 GMT

Talus:

I demand a "Slander" template to go with this.--[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 20:43, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:I ''was'' going to make it "lies and slander," but then I thought it could alternate between that, "lies and heresy," and "lies and treachery," and then I discovered this place doesn't have random thingys. So, until I can figure out how to work that here... {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:45, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::Is this based on that silly line I put on the bottom of the Chaly page the others made up? God, I love these different templates. It'll make getting all this stuff fixed so much easier. (I hope.)--[[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:50, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

Randomramblings:Community Portal

Talus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:32:41 GMT

Talus: /* Setting up Policy */

Current events

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:29:32 GMT

Talus:

The second coming of our lord and savior, furry Jesus, is tomorrow.
:I been waiting here since midnight and I don't see NO Jesus, furry or otherwise. --[[User:Talus|Talus]] 09:29, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

Talk:Chaly

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:10:50 GMT

Talus: /* OBEY THE FIST */

please don't kill me. ._.
: You are so dead meat. You are like a cow put through an industrial meat grinder, turned into a hamburger, and eaten by a fat man sitting alone on his couch watching the Simpsons. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 00:00, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

:o /r/ this page be illustrated.--[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 23:57, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

That would rock so hard, if it weren't nsfw. It would still rock. -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 23:58, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

:If you don't start signing your edits on talk pages, I just might have to kill you, Nana. (To do so, type <tt><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></tt> where you want to sign, or just click the http://editthisfiles.constantsun.com/skins/common/images/button_sig.png button.) {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 23:59, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

==Image==
Pure win, Briddy. -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 00:05, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

==OBEY THE FIST==
You low down, dirty, cruel people. <3
(And after I wrote 2/3 of that wonderful article about you, Nana! The shame of treason should be FILLING you right about now.)--[[User:Talus|Talus]] 00:10, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

Talk:Chaly

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:10:38 GMT

Talus:

please don't kill me. ._.
: You are so dead meat. You are like a cow put through an industrial meat grinder, turned into a hamburger, and eaten by a fat man sitting alone on his couch watching the Simpsons. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 00:00, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

:o /r/ this page be illustrated.--[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 23:57, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

That would rock so hard, if it weren't nsfw. It would still rock. -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 23:58, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

:If you don't start signing your edits on talk pages, I just might have to kill you, Nana. (To do so, type <tt><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></tt> where you want to sign, or just click the http://editthisfiles.constantsun.com/skins/common/images/button_sig.png button.) {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 23:59, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

==Image==
Pure win, Briddy. -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 00:05, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

==OBEY THE FIST==
You low down, dirty, cruel bitches. <3
(And after I wrote 2/3 of that wonderful article about you, Nana! The shame of treason should be FILLING you right about now.)--[[User:Talus|Talus]] 00:10, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

Chaly

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:02:02 GMT

Talus:

THE POWER.

THE FORCE.

THE AWESOME DESTRUCTION ABILTIES OF

'''LAZER NIPPLEZZZZ.'''

''Lazer nipplez are the property of Chaly and Chaly only, no matter how much she may try to deny them.''

----
THIS PAGE IS CHOCK FULL OF LIES. PLEASE CORRECT THIS AT ONCE.

Chaly

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:01:51 GMT

Talus:

THE POWER.

THE FORCE.

THE AWESOME DESTRUCTION ABILTIES OF

'''LAZER NIPPLEZZZZ.'''

''Lazer nipplez are the property of Chaly and Chaly only, no matter how much she may try to deny them.''

----
THIS THREAD IS CHOCK FULL OF LIES. PLEASE CORRECT THIS AT ONCE.

Talk:Chaly

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:00:01 GMT

Talus: DUCT TAPE AND NUMEROUS SHARP OBJECTS, DAMMIT

Mormon

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:41:15 GMT

Talus: /* Will Never Never Ever Ever Be Mormon */

{{Q|I see your lips move but all I hear is MORMON MORMON MORMON.|Briddy}}

== Origins of the Term ==
Originally on the Phase Shift forums used by [[Anti-MacGyver]] to decribe [[Veer|Veer's]] long absence from the forums while playing [[World of Warcraft]]. Anti-Mac claimed that Veer had been going out and claiming souls for Jesus, not claiming victories for the Alliance. The term caught on, and eventually spread to RR... And perhaps next the world?

== Current Mormons ==
[[Scyld]]

[[Giboc]]

[[poopedEINpants]]

[[Veer]]

[[Betrayer]]

== Past Mormons ==
[[TheWalrus]]

== Not-so-Mormon ==
[[User:Janus|LordJanus]]

[[Magesx]]

== Will Never Never Ever Ever Be Mormon ==
*[[Cantryboy]]

*[[Talus| Chaly]]

== See also ==
[[World of Warcraft]]

[[Category:The Mormon Plague]][[Category:Everyday Menaces]]

Vagina

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:38:27 GMT

Talus: /* Infestations */

==Introduction==
A sexual organ possesed by the mythical [[wimmins]]. Some recent studies have shown that some internet-dwelling sentients posses them, though true occurrences of this phenomenon are rare.

==A Closer Look==
You're never going to get one, because you're an internet-using geekboy. However, we will teach you all about them, so that you know exactly what you're missing and why it's worth [[emo| slicing lines in your wrists]] over.

==What is a vagina?==
Generally found in the vicinity of the belly-button (often hidden behind a cleverly-disguised trap door) is a big giant gaping hole. It is filled with strawberry jam, which sometimes leaks out. This is why women are so angry once a month. They are mad because they never have any bread on hand when it happens.

The opening to the vagina has a whole bunch of razor-like fangs lining it in a ring. Sometimes, when they sense foreign objects, they bite down hard. When this happens, you have to marry the girl because you can never have [[sex]] again (and everyone knows married couples don't ever have sex).

Lastly, they will all give you horrible diseases that make your bits fall off and your voice get high and your [[manly chest hair]] go away. And you don't want that.

==The Only Solution==
Is to stay a [[virgin]] forever. You may accomplish this by continuing to live in your mother's basement. Just like you're doing now! GOOD JOB, SOLDIER!

== Vaginal Real Estate ==
Some vaginas (or vagoos, as they are called in the scientific community) are actually hospitable to human life, and thus may be lived in. All vaginas are equiped with wireless [[internet]].

== Pics Or It Didn't Happen ==
There are still some skeptics who question the existence of vaginas. They claim vaginas are just myths, or government conspiracies. That is why '''Pornography''' (Porno coming form the latin word for "vagina", and "graphy" coming from the latin word for proof) was invented, and distributed: to help prove vaginas are, in fact, real.

==Infestations==
Occasionally, some vaginas may become infected with [[centipedes]], or other, equally disgusting things. Such things are more likely than most women think.

Click here for a free PC scan.

Vagina

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:38:04 GMT

Talus: /* Pics Or It Didn't Happen */

==Introduction==
A sexual organ possesed by the mythical [[wimmins]]. Some recent studies have shown that some internet-dwelling sentients posses them, though true occurrences of this phenomenon are rare.

==A Closer Look==
You're never going to get one, because you're an internet-using geekboy. However, we will teach you all about them, so that you know exactly what you're missing and why it's worth [[emo| slicing lines in your wrists]] over.

==What is a vagina?==
Generally found in the vicinity of the belly-button (often hidden behind a cleverly-disguised trap door) is a big giant gaping hole. It is filled with strawberry jam, which sometimes leaks out. This is why women are so angry once a month. They are mad because they never have any bread on hand when it happens.

The opening to the vagina has a whole bunch of razor-like fangs lining it in a ring. Sometimes, when they sense foreign objects, they bite down hard. When this happens, you have to marry the girl because you can never have [[sex]] again (and everyone knows married couples don't ever have sex).

Lastly, they will all give you horrible diseases that make your bits fall off and your voice get high and your [[manly chest hair]] go away. And you don't want that.

==The Only Solution==
Is to stay a [[virgin]] forever. You may accomplish this by continuing to live in your mother's basement. Just like you're doing now! GOOD JOB, SOLDIER!

== Vaginal Real Estate ==
Some vaginas (or vagoos, as they are called in the scientific community) are actually hospitable to human life, and thus may be lived in. All vaginas are equiped with wireless [[internet]].

== Pics Or It Didn't Happen ==
There are still some skeptics who question the existence of vaginas. They claim vaginas are just myths, or government conspiracies. That is why '''Pornography''' (Porno coming form the latin word for "vagina", and "graphy" coming from the latin word for proof) was invented, and distributed: to help prove vaginas are, in fact, real.

==Infestations==
Occasionally, some vagina may become intfected with [[centepedes]], or other equally disgusting things. Such things are more likely than most women think.

Click here for a free PC scan.

Talk:Poppington

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:08:18 GMT

Talus:

I was always planning on expanding it, I just saved the first line to keep a starting point.
:That's fine. I don't mean ones that are clearly going to be expanded soonish. I mean one-liner joke pages, like "d00dz--in ur base killing them". -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 21:08, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

Vagina

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:35:06 GMT

Talus: making it better/horrible/better

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

Talus — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:18:47 GMT

Talus: making me annoyed

'''NOTICE''': Do not create articles with names starting with a forward slash. They break the software.
And stop creating one-line stub articles. Either flesh things out or don't do it at all.

Talk:Red

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:04:18 GMT

Talus:

This should probably be moved to the Communism page and this one deleted. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 18:04, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

Thunderfuck

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:00:21 GMT

Talus: faaaail

Thunderfuck is a meme most commonly used by
It started in the Ring of Flame, a place where you make threads to flame people. It died, and was resurrected in RR.

{{sucks}}

Communism

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:35:48 GMT

Talus: fix'd for truthery

[[image:Images.jpg|thumb|float|right||Typical RRer.]]
Most of RR is made up of filthy, filthy commies. This is why RR should be nuked.

Except John Lennon, who was sexy, and therefore earns a pardon from nuking should he ever be resurrected and comes to join RR.
{{stub}}
[[category: Politics]][[category: Memes]]

User:Janus

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:17:16 GMT

Talus: bzzzz bzzzz goes the spelling bee

Skullfuck

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:13:03 GMT

Talus: use spellcheck >:|

{{Wilde|The skullfuck is a forbidden pleasure, but quite enjoyable.|Skullfuck}}

==Skullfuck==
To skullfuck is to have sexual relations with someone's head. Normally through the eye socket, or the ear, it is a taboo practice--mostly because those who are being skullfucked almost always die.

It has been known to cause Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome, but only in rare cases when other types of head based sex are involved.

Do not engage in skullfucking unless you have your doctor's permission. Other side effects may include death, severe head trauma, brain damage, explosive bowels, alcohol dependancy, unexplained pregnancy, lycanthropy, necrosis, loss of vision, vampirism, AIDS, unexplained craving for crispy, crunchy crumpets, alliteration, megalomania, loss of self esteem, unexplained hatred towards the human race, memory loss, severe flashbacks, and suicidal thoughts.

It should be noted that [[Oral Sex]] is NOT considered skullfucking.

==Famous Practitioners==
[[User:Janus|Lord Janus]]

{{stub}}

User:Talus

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:07:05 GMT

Talus:

===Overview===
[[Image:Talus.jpg|I will totally push this button at you.]]

Talus is yet another nickname for one of the biggest postwhores on the RR subforum: Chaly.

Originally joining the KoL forums on November 22, 2004, it did not take long to make a stable home out of the glorious madness of Random Ramblings. The situation is much like a deadly bacterial infection that will not respond to penicillin--several have tried to stop Chaly, but so far, none have succeeded.

(They have, however, been found the next day with their mouths duct-taped shut and numerous sharp objects shoved in places that numerous sharp objects really have no place being.)

===Notable Notes===
*Comprised of 70% water and 30% lycanthropy
*May or may not still have a bad reputation as a spammer
*Would totally pounce John Lennon if he were alive still
*Can never decide what gender to be
*Changes avatars like prostitutes turn tricks
*Doesn't actually play KoL at all anymore
*Will one day overtake Aelfrhian in posts, just you wait

===Interests===
Werewolves, The Beatles, bad horror and sci-fi, good horror and sci-fi, the side of furry fandom that isn't quite as full of crazy people, anime, videogames, books, movies, writing, Pokemon (shut up), theatre and costuming, memes, sexy tall Russian guys, Halloween, art, journalism, and blatant or implied naughtiness.

===Pet Articles===
[[Moderators| Moderators]]

[[QTE| Quest To Escape]]

[[LOL YIFF| LOL YIFF]]

===HALP!===
Go to the Talk page, like any reasonable person, and ask your questions there. We'll do what we can to assist. By the way, if you act like a crackmonkey, be reminded: duct tape and sharp objects in orifices.

===Pants?===
{{Pervert}}

[[Category:Furries]][[Category:RRWiki Sysops]]

Template:Pervert

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:02:05 GMT

Talus: HOORAY I FIGURED OUT USERBOXES.

{{Userbox|#550000|#CBF9E5|http://editthis.info/images/randomramblings/d/d4/Pervert.gif|This user is a complete and utter [[Yiff| pervert]] and is probably watching you get undressed.}}

File:Pervert.gif

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:56:24 GMT

Talus: Using this for something, yo.

Using this for something, yo.

Talk:Chuck Norris

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:31:31 GMT

Talus: goofing off

They're actually not fake anymore. I found a dead hobo a few weeks back and got a transplant in a Mexican medical clinic. :P ~[[User:Janus|Janus]] 16:32, 23 October 3006 (EDT)
:You know the rules--you can't put that in the article unless you have documentation. NEENER NEENER. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 16:31, 23 October 2006 (EDT)

Chuck Norris

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:25:16 GMT

Talus: I DIDUN DO EET

==Biography==
Chuck Norris is a old TV star that has been inflated to legend status, thanks to the [[internets]].
[[Image:fuckchuck.jpg|thumb|float|right|Chuck Norris, getting his ass whooped.]]
Many people have grown tired of hearing about his made up exploits, however, and have moved onto a worthy hero, [[Samuel L. Jackson]].

==Trivia==
Urban myth has it that Janus once successfully skullfucked Chuck Norris to death. However, Norris' beard was still alive, and detached itself with the intent of later taking a scissors to Janus' male bits. To this day, Janus is a eunuch, but wears a prosthesis so that no-one will realize what he lacks and lose the fear that keeps them under his control.

==External Links==
*http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

{{stub}}
[[Category:Memes]]

Talk:Nana

Talus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:16:46 GMT

Talus:

Brilliant addition, Janus. You win two internets. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 16:16, 23 October 2006 (EDT)