Randomramblings - User contributions [en]

Tl;dr

Janus — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:00:06 GMT

Janus:

'''Tl;dr''' is a shorthand for ''too long; didn't read''. It is usually used in reply to a thread that has too much reading envolved. Sometimes one who creates a thread will type all bunch of useless information into one bulk of a paragraph. This bulk square also makes the thread bland, to which the tl;dr reply is used. The tl;dr reply could also be used when a large bulk of text is used in an argument. A poster could go on a huge rant and put all of their argument into one block. As a simple counter, tl;dr is the very useful. Tl;dr is also used by mods when a thread with a bunch of pointless text is used to make a thread. A mod could simply use tl;dr and then lock the thread.

==Reply to Article==
Tl;dr

{{meme}}

The Immortal Thread

Janus — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 00:56:27 GMT

Janus: lawl tribute

==The Immortal Thread==
A thread of much greatness. Originally a bandwagon thread, created by [[User:Janus|Janus]], it became a momentous spam thread, thanks to [[someone_lurking]]'s innovative deleting, making it a spam thread that no one gains [[postcount]] from. It was locked many times, and disappeared on multiple occasions, but every time it recoiled. Finally, S_L locked the thread, saying the library was closing and asking RR to be good while he was gone. The thread has since disappeared, and it is unknown whether it will be returning.



{{stub}}

User:Janus

Janus — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:45:48 GMT

Janus: lolwhut

{{Wilde|Janus? Fuck, he's here? Quick, hide me!|Janus}}
{{User data|image=janus.gif
|name=Janus
|age=Unknown
|gender=Male
|loc=Maine
|country=USA
|nick=lordjanus
|occ=Lazy Student
|}}

==Janus==
His full title is "Lord Janus", but thanks to a hazy and ill-defined past, it was not known until recently what, exactly, he is Lord of. He has stated in his [[Ask Thread]] that he is from another universe. Home to a supermassive black hole, his home universe was doomed to become nothing more than an infinitely dense point of matter. A few years ago, he left his home, and the country he was Lord of behind, as they were soon to be absorbed by the black hole. He wandered the void of the multiverse for a few months, eventually found this universe, and decided to settle down for a time. <div style="float: right; border:solid #000044 1px; margin: 1px;">
{| cellspacing="0" style="width: 238px; background: #990000;"
| style="width: 45px; height: 45px; background: #990000; text-align: center; font-size: 14pt;" | '''[[Image:prophetjanus.png]]'''
| style="font-size: 8pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.25em; color:black;" | Janus is the Supreme Prophet, Savior and Lord of Janusism. Bow down before him.
|}
</div>

He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into Random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.

To this day, Janus still hangs around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike. He's also a regular in the [[IRRC]]. He is also a notable postwhore, surpassing even [[Doom Inductor]] to weigh in at the fifth-highest [[postcount]] of the forums.

===Leadership of RR===
On November 7th of 2006, elections were held in RR to decide upon a new leader. Janus won by a landslide the following day with a full 14 votes. Shortly thereafter, he made his [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71803 Inauguration thread] and outlined his first act as The Grand High Emperor of The RR as abolishing any means to elect, appoint, or remove leaders, thereby solidifying his eternal rule.

==The Man Behind the Mask==
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student living in a well-furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and siphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.

His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken for Bigfoot.

==Exploits and Habits==
Janus is rarely seen without his sword(s) and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.

In recent months, he has taken up the habit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head". Otherwise known as "[[Skullfuck|skullfucking]]," this habit is scorned, and feared, by many.

Every now and then, if incredibly bored and listening to music, Janus will make a thread based on that particular song, usually with a snarky poll. Featured bands/artists include The Beatles, Sweet, Meatloaf, RHPS, [[David Bowie]], and some others he can't remember.

==Pants==
Janus hates [[pants]]. Long ago, in one of his travels, he came across a lone monastery in a European mountain range. The place had long fallen into a state of disrepair, but Janus found an underground chamber that had obviously once been heavily guarded. He ventured within, only to find a single scroll of yellowed paper sitting upon a stone pedestal. Upon it was written the tale of the Anglo-Pantalooian War; a war between the early Anglo-Saxons and the first members of the (now gigantic) race of intelligent pants. This scroll told the terrible secret of the legwear that most of the world enjoys, and Janus cast off his pants at that very moment in horror and disgust.

Janus traveled the world for many years after this, observing the pants' plan and trying to spread the word of their evil at the same time. His words have not reached kind ears; however, he is ever vigilant in his quest.

==Penis==
It is said that Janus does, in fact, have a [[penus]]; thus further proving that most men actually have them. Though it is not as big as [[oh_no_shrubs]]' penus, it still exists in his pelvis. For editing this section into Janus' article, shrubs is probably going to be subjected to skullfucking; but that doesn't matter, because Shrubs' penus is still larger, no matter ''how'' many times his skull is fucked.

Janus is not going to retaliate, because he is secure in his masculinity, and knows that it's not the size the counts; but rather, the skill with which you use it.

{{Commie}} {{Kidnapped}}
 
{{Deities}}
[[Category:RR Regulars]] [[Category:IRRC Regulars]] [[Category:Unspeakable Horrors]]

Avatar Week

Janus — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:43:07 GMT

Janus: Phil-ified. >.>

{{Wilde|An avatar Week is born, not created.|avatar weeks}}

'''Avatar Week''' is a random occurance when Rambians change their avatars to fit a common theme. Though not always a week in length, a good theme goes for a least one week or longer.

== Lists of Avatar Week themes ==

*Almost-hentai
*Black people
*Candy heart
*Christmas
*[[Doom Inductor|Doomy]]
*Head On
*Hitler
*[[Iron Fist]]
*[[User:Janus|Janus]]
*Law Types. HA HA!
*[[LOL YIFF]]
*[[Lizardboy]]
*Mitch
*[[Peanut Avatar Week|Peanut]]
*Pappabear
*[[Pokémon]]
*Steve Irwin
*Swap
*Tom Goes to the Mayor
*Ugly Fish
*Webcomics
*Yaoi
[[Category:RR Traditions]]

Emoticons

Janus — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:22:20 GMT

Janus: Couldn't think of sufficent deffinitions to some of these...

Emoticons are faces made out of text. Don't worry, just because they have the word [[emo|Emo]] in them, doesn't mean emos are they only ones who use them. RR Forums have horrible emoticons that no one uses, so people use their own.

== Examples ==
<tt>
*<nowiki>:o</nowiki> - Denotes surprise or similar emotions.
*>.> - The only known way to emote *shiftyeyes*
*^_^ - SUPER GENKI SUGOI KAWAII
*^_~ - A kawaii wink
*-_- - Like unto a sigh.
*<nowiki>:)</nowiki> - A happy face. Duh.
*<nowiki>:(</nowiki> - A frown. Again, duh.
*<nowiki>:/</nowiki> -
*D: -Mr. Woe. Used to express sadness that cannot be expressed via <nowiki>:(</nowiki>
*._. -
*T_T -
*<nowiki>:{O</nowiki> - Panchez is the Mexican emoticon. Created by internet mexican, [[Nana]].
*D}: - Woechez. Mr. Woe + Panchez.
*<+|:{O - Pope Panchez. He has eye lasers made of candy and Montezuma's Revenge.
*V_V -
*(>!_!)> - The emoticized version of Kirby.
*@__@ -
</tt>

== Uses ==

Emoticons can be used for several things. They can be used to make posts look more random, to hide the fact that some people can't spell and to make serious posts less serious.

== People Who Use Emoticons a Lot ==

Talk:Postcount

Janus — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:17:30 GMT

Janus:

Oh fuck you kmoe. That's just uncalled for. >:( ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 14:17, 13 November 2006 (EST)

User:Janus

Janus — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:19:27 GMT

Janus:

File:Prophetjanus.png

Janus — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:00:41 GMT

Janus:

User:Janus

Janus — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:49:11 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Janus? Fuck, he's here? Quick, hide me!|Janus}}
{{User data|image=janus.gif
|name=Janus
|age=Unknown
|gender=Male
|loc=Maine
|country=USA
|nick=lordjanus
|occ=Lazy Student
|}}
==Janus==
His full title is "Lord Janus", but thanks to a hazy and ill-defined past, it was not known until recently what, exactly, he is Lord of. He has stated in his [[Ask Thread]] that he is from another universe. Home to a supermassive black hole, his home universe was doomed to become nothing more than an infinitely dense point of matter. A few years ago, he left his home, and the country he was Lord of behind, as they were soon to be absorbed by the black hole. He wandered the void of the multiverse for a few months, eventually found this universe, and decided to settle down for a time.

He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into Random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.

To this day, Janus still hangs around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike. He's also a regular in the [[IRRC]]. He is also a notable postwhore, surpassing even [[Doom Inductor]] to weigh in at the fifth-highest [[postcount]] of the forums.

===Leadership of RR===
On November 7th of 2006, elections were held in RR to decide upon a new leader. Janus won by a landslide the following day with a full 14 votes. Shortly thereafter, he made his [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71803 Inauguration thread] and outlined his first act as The Grand High Emperor of The RR as abolishing any means to elect, appoint, or remove leaders, thereby solidifying his eternal rule.

==The Man Behind the Mask==
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student living in a well-furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and siphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.

His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken for Bigfoot.

==Exploits and Habits==
Janus is rarely seen without his sword(s) and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.

In recent months, he has taken up the habit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head". Otherwise known as "[[Skullfuck|skullfucking]]," this habit is scorned, and feared, by many.

Every now and then, if incredibly bored and listening to music, Janus will make a thread based on that particular song, usually with a snarky poll. Featured bands/artists include The Beatles, Sweet, Meatloaf, RHPS, [[David Bowie]], and some others he can't remember.

==Pants==
Janus hates [[pants]]. Long ago, in one of his travels, he came across a lone monastery in a European mountain range. The place had long fallen into a state of disrepair, but Janus found an underground chamber that had obviously once been heavily guarded. He ventured within, only to find a single scroll of yellowed paper sitting upon a stone pedestal. Upon it was written the tale of the Anglo-Pantalooian War; a war between the early Anglo-Saxons and the first members of the (now gigantic) race of intelligent pants. This scroll told the terrible secret of the legwear that most of the world enjoys, and Janus cast off his pants at that very moment in horror and disgust.

Janus traveled the world for many years after this, observing the pants' plan and trying to spread the word of their evil at the same time. His words have not reached kind ears; however, he is ever vigilant in his quest.

==Penis==
It is said that Janus does, in fact, have a [[penus]]; thus further proving that most men actually have them. Though it is not as big as [[oh_no_shrubs]]' penus, it still exists in his pelvis. For editing this section into Janus' article, shrubs is probably going to be subjected to skullfucking; but that doesn't matter, because Shrubs' penus is still larger, no matter ''how'' many times his skull is fucked.

Janus is not going to retaliate, because he is secure in his masculinity, and knows that it's not the size the counts; but rather, the skill with which you use it.

{{Commie}} {{Kidnapped}}
 
{{Deities}}
[[Category:RR Regulars]] [[Category:Unspeakable Horrors]]

Template:User data

Janus — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:36:22 GMT

Janus: *headdesk*

{| style="border: 1px solid; float: right; clear: right; background-color: #D7D7D7;" width="240px"
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger; background-color: #CBCBCB" | '''{{PAGENAME}}'''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" | [[Image:{{{image}}}|center|200px]]
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Name'''
| {{{name}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Age'''
| {{{age}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Gender'''
| {{{gender}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Location'''
| {{{loc}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Country'''
| {{{country}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Nickname'''
| {{{nick}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Occupation'''
| {{{occ}}}
|}
<noinclude>
==Usage==
{{User data|image=
|name=
|age=
|gender=
|loc=
|country=
|nick=
|occ=
|}

These parameters need to be defined for the User data Template:
*'''image''': Image filename
*'''name''': Your real name or a fake real name
*'''age''': How old you are in years
*'''gender''': Your gender
*'''loc''': The location where you live
*'''country''': The country where you live
*'''nick''': The nick name you use online ([[IRRC]], MSN, ICQ, etc.)
*'''occ''': What you do for a living

Still don't understand? Visit [[ksumoe|ksumoe's user page]] to see how it's done!
[[Category:Infoboxes]]
</noinclude>

Template:User data

Janus — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:35:48 GMT

Janus: That second...fancy bracket thing is kinda important :P

{| style="border: 1px solid; float: right; clear: right; background-color: #D7D7D7;" width="240px"
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger; background-color: #CBCBCB" | '''{{PAGENAME}}'''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" | [[Image:{{{image}}}|center|200px]]
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Name'''
| {{{name}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Age'''
| {{{age}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Gender'''
| {{{gender}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Location'''
| {{{loc}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Country'''
| {{{country}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Nickname'''
| {{{nick}}}
|- style="text-align: left;"
| '''Occupation'''
| {{{occ}}}
|}
<noinclude>
==Usage==
{{User data|image=
|name=
|age=
|gender=
|loc=
|country=
|nick=
|occ=
|}}

These parameters need to be defined for the User data Template:
*'''image''': Image filename
*'''name''': Your real name or a fake real name
*'''age''': How old you are in years
*'''gender''': Your gender
*'''loc''': The location where you live
*'''country''': The country where you live
*'''nick''': The nick name you use online ([[IRRC]], MSN, ICQ, etc.)
*'''occ''': What you do for a living

Still don't understand? Visit [[ksumoe|ksumoe's user page]] to see how it's done!
[[Category:Infoboxes]]
</noinclude>

File:Janus.gif

Janus — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:31:22 GMT

Janus:

Talk:Janusism

Janus — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:26:23 GMT

Janus:

O_O Dude. AWESOME work with the Book of Janus. :D ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 05:26, 12 November 2006 (EST)

Kenny 4 Prez

Janus — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:50:54 GMT

Janus: added a link to The Candidate

Kenny 4 Prez is a legendary thread, one of the great [[spam thread]]s.

== Life of the Thread ==

Begun by ranar simply as a tribute to his friend, Kenny Strife. Famously, the three options in the poll were "yes," "no," and "spam." Even more famously, Kenny is well-known to have himself voted for spam. The thread therefore may in fact be one of the earliest to use the concept of a "comedy option."

The thread was generally a linchpin of the socialization of RR, forming a sort of secret society. This concept was eventually solidified when Kenny began to make a [[The Candidate|comic]] based on the thread, using the current posters in the thread.

Being such a social thread, and having had such a long life, it is essentially no more than a gigantic [[threadjack]].

The beginning of the end for the thread involved a drunken dare by Giboc, then-mod of RR. In a move similar to, albeit far weaker than, his early deletion of RR, Giboc agreed to lock three random threads based on numbers given to him by people in chat. K4P was one of them. Although not removed completely from the subforum, the act caused a chain of events which led to Giboc's second removal as mod. The replacement chosen was Kenny Strife himself.

As the point of the thread was to elect Kenny Strife to a position of power within an undefined scope, this action seemed to render the thread as little more than a victory party. When K4P returned to action, it began to lose steam, the conversation focusing more on Katamari Damacy than anything else.

== Influences ==

Given how long the thread lasted, and how many people were involved, K4P served to entrench many famous posters in RR, as well as solidify many of the images of the various posters. For instance, [[User:Janus|Lordjanus's]] image as a violent sociopath, while innate to his being, was more clearly defined through his appointment as the Minister of Murder. It is also believed to have caused the shift within poster [[oh no shrubs]] from a simple spam artist to one of RR's greatest contributors.

In addition to being an early adopter of the comedy option, as mentioned above, K4P is possibly the first thread to use the format of nominating a poster to a political office. What is definitely known is that it was and is the only such thread to succeed, both in the fact that it lasted longer than any other has, and that it only died after it had succeeded in a certain fashion.

Kenny himself now seems somehow ashamed of the thread, and in it's dying phases often wished that he could have locked it. However, the infamous KoL forum admin, Aelfrhian, forbid him from doing so, leaving him with no choice but to hope for it's eventual death.

==External Links==
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=22783 The Thread Itself]
*[http://www.thecandidate.tk/ The Candidate]

{{win|Nov. 7, 2006}}

[[Category:Legendary Threads]]

RR RPGs

Janus — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:10:29 GMT

Janus: /* Currently active RPGs */

RR RPGs (Role-Playing Games) are, for the most part, the least random threads in Random Ramblings. Rather than simply setting a concept loose on the general populace, the RPG forces the poster to play a character within a world, much like in other RPGs, such as Dungeons and Dragons.

== Definitions ==

There are several definitions of an RR RPG. All of them have the same general principle, though; a GM (almost always the original poster, though occasionally there have been exceptions) creates a world, and then requests other posters to sign up, using character forms that may be complicated or vague, depending on how the GM wants the characters to act. However, there are a few basic concepts of the theme:

*Basic RPG: This is the most familiar form, wherein the characters are people, and each player controls his or her character directly.
*[[ArmPG]]: Focused less on character development, these are a combination RPG/Strategy game. Rather than portraying individuals, players control masses of forces, either representing themselves as governmental figureheads or some other position of power.
*[[QTE|Quest to Escape]]: In these, the player creates a character, and sits back as the GM takes complete control of said character for a series of fights. Seemingly going against the concept of an RPG, there have been occasions where a QtE has been counted as an RPG. The two genres of game have also influenced each other, crossing storylines and paths on occasion.

== List of Past RPGs ==

'''[[Black Angel Saga]]:''' The first RR RPG and the longest running, thereby setting many of the ground rules for a forum RPG. Begun by [[User:Saurian2076|Saurian2076]] as a continuation of the storyline of the fifth Quest to Escape, the storyline was sprawling, and set in a world that encompassed both technology and magic. It focused on the evil dealings of the Black Angel corporation, and their connections to the forces of good which ruled the world. The players, for the most part, were soldiers in the Black Angel corporation. It should be noted that the original thread was somehow deleted at some point in late 2005.

'''[[Phase Shift]]:''' The second RPG in RR, notable for being created by future mod (and RR celebrity) [[Kenny Strife]], as well as creating a fully-fledged RPG system, including a forum devoted for the most part to Phase Shift itself. The story was set in a universe that had, at one point, been two separate places, one that used magic, and the other that used science. The two had merged, and an evil god was making attempts to come back and reclaim what had been lost to him in the merger. Players were set on both sides of the evil god's plan, and while Black Angel Saga had attempted to create factions within the battles, Phase Shift is notable for being able to keep up the schism.

'''[[Ultrus Strain]]:''' Currently the RPG that ran for the greatest amount of pages, Ultrus Strain set players in a world where superheroes were real, due to an alien virus. Also created by Kenny Strife, the players were on both sides of a conflict over Raddin City: the "heros" and the "villains." It was wildly popular. Attempts were made to make it a RPG system like Phase Shift; however, both fell flat on their faces.

'''[[Divinity]]:''' The first and so far only RPG attempted with two separate GMs. This game was set in a world in which various gods were battling for control of the populace. [[Catdrake]], the first GM, monitored the old gods, while [[Briddy]] monitored the young gods.

'''[[Testicle Rescue]]:''' A response to RR's inundation with RPGs, Testicle Rescue was created by [[Blue Max]] solely to parody the genre. The sole purpose of the game was to make fun of those who played and created RPGs. Sometimes a sequel will be created if a poster feels that there are too many RPGs yet again.

'''[[Vitality]]:''' An RPG by Kenny Strife. Based in a world in which undead are the heroes, and are being hunted down and killed by the living humans. As in previous RPGs by Kenny, there were players acting as the living and the undead.

'''[[Camp Treehouse]]:''' The second RPG attempted by Saurian2076, this game was set in a summer camp. It was ambitious in the huge amount of players for a Basic RPG (a full sixteen were present at the original sign-up), as well as the use of passing time to allow new and old players breathing room between various phases.

'''[[Vector Incarnated]]:''' The third RPG attempted by Saurian2076. A basic parody of Power Rangers and other, similar shows featuring super warriors with flashy, color-coded costumes. Notable for the fact that it was begun at the beginning of summer, and thus several important players ended up disappearing for very large periods of time. Was attempted again on the Phase Shift forums, though ran into similar problems as Black Angel Saga.

'''[[Motherboard]]:''' The fourth RPG attempted by Saurian. Set in a world within a computer, a set of virii were attempting to take over, and a few programs were chosen to survive and defeat the viral lords. Yet another failure, mostly due to troubles resulting from a [[bannedwagon]].

'''[[Phase Shift II]]:''' Set in the same world as Phase Shift (albeit three millenia later) and run by Kenny Strife again, the storyline of this RPG focuses on a group of adventurers trying to raise a god from Oblivion.

'''[[Myth RPG Series]]:''' A moderately successful recent RPG series originally created by Medhiv. It drew a crowd but quickly fell apart due to almost non-existant GMing and plot. It was redone by someone_lurking and became a hit; the first part, Dawn of Time, hit 13 pages; the second segment, Age of Heroes, hit 6 pages before dying due to loss of interest. The storyline was centered around a pantheon of player-created gods, and the events that transpire as they shape the world.

==Currently active RPGs==

'''[[Zombies, Pirates, and Ninjas]]:'''

'''[[The Tipping Point]]:''' A new RPG by [[Briddy]]. The storyline thus far is set in a world where "islands of reality float in the void, mostly isolated from each other" revolves around two factions. The Friends of the Void, a mysterious group who seeks to expand the void until nothing else remains; and the Order of Advancement, an Imperial religious group, who is set on stopping the plans of the FoV.

Players can choose to be one of many races, choose to be a "stitchie" (which allows for far more creativity with a character,) or chose to create their own race (with GM approvel, of course.)

'''[[Oeal]]:''' [[Saurian]]'s latest RPG is heavily influenced by Greek mythology. It has not officially started yet, so all that is known of the storyline is what has been included in the introductory post. On an otherwise uneventful, but hot day in the city-states of Atraps and Acithi, the kings have sent out heralds to the town square, with a message for all who would hear it:

“The wife of King Manylice has been seduced and stolen by Prince London of Deanna. King Manylice has asked the king to ask all able-bodied men, women and beasts of this city-state to come along for a quick invasion, likely to be over within the course of a month or two. Bring your own swords, shields, and sacrificial goats.

Centaurs also accepted. Animated weapons may not apply on their own.”

Players can choose from many races that appear in Greek Mythology, and must choose to be aligned with one of the two kings.

==Common Pitfalls==

There are many common problems that an RPG can come across. Sometimes the GM, the most important part of an RPG, will simply feel overwhelmed by the game itself. While sometimes another player may be able to step in, often none are available.

In a similar fashion, there will often come times when a large amount of players simply do not show up. This can be from a number of reasons, including school-related problems, or multiple bannings.

There are also problems in the story of the game. The first problem many prospective GMs run into is that they want to run an RPG, but end up creating a generic fantasy story, set in either ancient Japan or medieval Europe. Occasionally, though, a game will be original and still run into the same story-based issues.

Another problem with an RPG can simply be that there are already too many of them active in RR already, causing a steep decline in interest.

==External Links==

*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=68166 Zombies, Pirates and Ninjas]
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71546 Tipping Point]
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71861 Oeal]
{{win|Oct. 29, 2006}}

[[Category:RPGs]][[Category:RR Traditions]]

RR RPGs

Janus — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:10:05 GMT

Janus: Will finish ZPN RPG after I get sleep. Also working on getting links to all the RPGs together, help would be apreciated.

RR RPGs (Role-Playing Games) are, for the most part, the least random threads in Random Ramblings. Rather than simply setting a concept loose on the general populace, the RPG forces the poster to play a character within a world, much like in other RPGs, such as Dungeons and Dragons.

== Definitions ==

There are several definitions of an RR RPG. All of them have the same general principle, though; a GM (almost always the original poster, though occasionally there have been exceptions) creates a world, and then requests other posters to sign up, using character forms that may be complicated or vague, depending on how the GM wants the characters to act. However, there are a few basic concepts of the theme:

*Basic RPG: This is the most familiar form, wherein the characters are people, and each player controls his or her character directly.
*[[ArmPG]]: Focused less on character development, these are a combination RPG/Strategy game. Rather than portraying individuals, players control masses of forces, either representing themselves as governmental figureheads or some other position of power.
*[[QTE|Quest to Escape]]: In these, the player creates a character, and sits back as the GM takes complete control of said character for a series of fights. Seemingly going against the concept of an RPG, there have been occasions where a QtE has been counted as an RPG. The two genres of game have also influenced each other, crossing storylines and paths on occasion.

== List of Past RPGs ==

'''[[Black Angel Saga]]:''' The first RR RPG and the longest running, thereby setting many of the ground rules for a forum RPG. Begun by [[User:Saurian2076|Saurian2076]] as a continuation of the storyline of the fifth Quest to Escape, the storyline was sprawling, and set in a world that encompassed both technology and magic. It focused on the evil dealings of the Black Angel corporation, and their connections to the forces of good which ruled the world. The players, for the most part, were soldiers in the Black Angel corporation. It should be noted that the original thread was somehow deleted at some point in late 2005.

'''[[Phase Shift]]:''' The second RPG in RR, notable for being created by future mod (and RR celebrity) [[Kenny Strife]], as well as creating a fully-fledged RPG system, including a forum devoted for the most part to Phase Shift itself. The story was set in a universe that had, at one point, been two separate places, one that used magic, and the other that used science. The two had merged, and an evil god was making attempts to come back and reclaim what had been lost to him in the merger. Players were set on both sides of the evil god's plan, and while Black Angel Saga had attempted to create factions within the battles, Phase Shift is notable for being able to keep up the schism.

'''[[Ultrus Strain]]:''' Currently the RPG that ran for the greatest amount of pages, Ultrus Strain set players in a world where superheroes were real, due to an alien virus. Also created by Kenny Strife, the players were on both sides of a conflict over Raddin City: the "heros" and the "villains." It was wildly popular. Attempts were made to make it a RPG system like Phase Shift; however, both fell flat on their faces.

'''[[Divinity]]:''' The first and so far only RPG attempted with two separate GMs. This game was set in a world in which various gods were battling for control of the populace. [[Catdrake]], the first GM, monitored the old gods, while [[Briddy]] monitored the young gods.

'''[[Testicle Rescue]]:''' A response to RR's inundation with RPGs, Testicle Rescue was created by [[Blue Max]] solely to parody the genre. The sole purpose of the game was to make fun of those who played and created RPGs. Sometimes a sequel will be created if a poster feels that there are too many RPGs yet again.

'''[[Vitality]]:''' An RPG by Kenny Strife. Based in a world in which undead are the heroes, and are being hunted down and killed by the living humans. As in previous RPGs by Kenny, there were players acting as the living and the undead.

'''[[Camp Treehouse]]:''' The second RPG attempted by Saurian2076, this game was set in a summer camp. It was ambitious in the huge amount of players for a Basic RPG (a full sixteen were present at the original sign-up), as well as the use of passing time to allow new and old players breathing room between various phases.

'''[[Vector Incarnated]]:''' The third RPG attempted by Saurian2076. A basic parody of Power Rangers and other, similar shows featuring super warriors with flashy, color-coded costumes. Notable for the fact that it was begun at the beginning of summer, and thus several important players ended up disappearing for very large periods of time. Was attempted again on the Phase Shift forums, though ran into similar problems as Black Angel Saga.

'''[[Motherboard]]:''' The fourth RPG attempted by Saurian. Set in a world within a computer, a set of virii were attempting to take over, and a few programs were chosen to survive and defeat the viral lords. Yet another failure, mostly due to troubles resulting from a [[bannedwagon]].

'''[[Phase Shift II]]:''' Set in the same world as Phase Shift (albeit three millenia later) and run by Kenny Strife again, the storyline of this RPG focuses on a group of adventurers trying to raise a god from Oblivion.

'''[[Myth RPG Series]]:''' A moderately successful recent RPG series originally created by Medhiv. It drew a crowd but quickly fell apart due to almost non-existant GMing and plot. It was redone by someone_lurking and became a hit; the first part, Dawn of Time, hit 13 pages; the second segment, Age of Heroes, hit 6 pages before dying due to loss of interest. The storyline was centered around a pantheon of player-created gods, and the events that transpire as they shape the world.

==Currently active RPGs==

'''[[Zombies, Pirates, and Ninjas]]:'''

'''[[The Tipping Point]]:''' A new RPG by Briddy. The storyline thus far is set in a world where "islands of reality float in the void, mostly isolated from each other" revolves around two factions. The Friends of the Void, a mysterious group who seeks to expand the void until nothing else remains; and the Order of Advancement, an Imperial religious group, who is set on stopping the plans of the FoV.

Players can choose to be one of many races, choose to be a "stitchie" (which allows for far more creativity with a character,) or chose to create their own race (with GM approvel, of course.)

'''[[Oeal]]:''' [[Saurian]]'s latest RPG is heavily influenced by Greek mythology. It has not officially started yet, so all that is known of the storyline is what has been included in the introductory post. On an otherwise uneventful, but hot day in the city-states of Atraps and Acithi, the kings have sent out heralds to the town square, with a message for all who would hear it:

“The wife of King Manylice has been seduced and stolen by Prince London of Deanna. King Manylice has asked the king to ask all able-bodied men, women and beasts of this city-state to come along for a quick invasion, likely to be over within the course of a month or two. Bring your own swords, shields, and sacrificial goats.

Centaurs also accepted. Animated weapons may not apply on their own.”

Players can choose from many races that appear in Greek Mythology, and must choose to be aligned with one of the two kings.

==Common Pitfalls==

There are many common problems that an RPG can come across. Sometimes the GM, the most important part of an RPG, will simply feel overwhelmed by the game itself. While sometimes another player may be able to step in, often none are available.

In a similar fashion, there will often come times when a large amount of players simply do not show up. This can be from a number of reasons, including school-related problems, or multiple bannings.

There are also problems in the story of the game. The first problem many prospective GMs run into is that they want to run an RPG, but end up creating a generic fantasy story, set in either ancient Japan or medieval Europe. Occasionally, though, a game will be original and still run into the same story-based issues.

Another problem with an RPG can simply be that there are already too many of them active in RR already, causing a steep decline in interest.

==External Links==

*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=68166 Zombies, Pirates and Ninjas]
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71546 Tipping Point]
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71861 Oeal]
{{win|Oct. 29, 2006}}

[[Category:RPGs]][[Category:RR Traditions]]

Brick wars

Janus — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:27:25 GMT

Janus: Content. This page needs moar.

A newly adapted sport by several RRers. It involves throwing the same brick at each other's houses while posting messages attached to the bricks.
{{fail}}

Randomramblings:VFA

Janus — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:11:52 GMT

Janus:

Welcome, one and all, to the VFA page, where you, the <s>peon</s> common user, can vote for which article on this wiki gets to show up on the front page. The rules are simple:
*If you find an article that deserves a showcasing front and center, place the name of the article in a level 2 header and write below why you think it should be featured.
**If you feel like it, you can nominate your own articles. Just be sure to tell us that it ''is'', in fact, your own article.
*If you think an article listed does (not) qualify for a placing on the front page, write '''For''' or '''Against''' below, and an optional comment why you voted thusly.
**Initial nominations do ''not'' count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
**'''Be sure to sign your votes.''' You do this by typing four tildes at the end of your comment (looks like: <tt><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></tt>) or by clicking on the "your signature with timestamp" button above (the http://editthisfiles.constantsun.com/skins/common/images/button_sig.png button).
**You may nominate and vote for your own articles if you so choose - please note it on your nomination.
*Every so often, a sysop will feature a page ("every so often" is roughly equal to three days, but don't count on it). The page will get a fancy <tt><nowiki>{{win}}</nowiki></tt> template on it, and the author gets bragging rights.
*If your article fails to pass nomination, then it will be removed. Don't try to beat the sysops to it; they will probably not like it and beat ''you''.

=Current Nominations=

==[[Mormon]]==
* ([[User:Kurian|Kurian]] 19:46, 31 October 2006 (EST))
* Against, because it's flipping annoying. Seriously, play the fucking game before you say shit --[[User:Adamjirra|Adamjirra]] 23:09, 31 October 2006 (EST)
*'''Against''' as well. Too much list, not enough content. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 23:12, 31 October 2006 (EST)

== [[TheWalrus]] ==
*[[User:Cantryboy|Cantryboy]] 18:07, 7 November 2006 (EST)

== [[Blue Max]] ==
*'''Nommed''' >_> --[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 17:54, 9 November 2006 (EST)
*'''Against.''' What the fuck? Give him a chance to write it! {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 18:59, 9 November 2006 (EST)
*For. This describes him perfectly, I think. [[User:Cantryboy|Cantryboy]] 21:41, 9 November 2006 (EST)
*'''Against.''' Lack of content, and it doesn't do him any justice. Except for the forehead bit. That does. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 22:11, 9 November 2006 (EST)



=Previous Features=
== [[Kenny 4 Prez]] ==
'''Featured.''' {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 19:03, 7 November 2006 (EST)
*[[User:Cantryboy|Cantryboy]] 20:57, 3 November 2006 (EST)
*Could do with a bit of expansion, but '''for.''' {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 21:14, 3 November 2006 (EST)
*It's got my vote. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 23:41, 3 November 2006 (EST)
* It's got my vote as well. [[User:Jiggak|Jiggak]] 16:58, 7 November 2006 (EST)--[[User:Jiggak|Jiggak]] 16:58, 7 November 2006 (EST)
*For, since I wrote the f***ing thing...--[[User:Saurian2076|Saurian2076]] 18:46, 7 November 2006 (EST)

[[Category:Voting pages]]

User:Janus

Janus — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:22:32 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Janus? Fuck, he's here? Quick, hide me!|Janus}}

==Janus==
His full title is "Lord Janus", but thanks to a hazy and ill-defined past, it was not known until recently what, exactly, he is Lord of. He has stated in his [[Ask Thread]] that he is from another universe. Home to a supermassive black hole, his home universe was doomed to become nothing more than an infinitely dense point of matter. A few years ago, he left his home, and the country he was Lord of behind, as they were soon to be absorbed by the black hole. He wandered the void of the multiverse for a few months, eventually found this universe, and decided to settle down for a time.

He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into Random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.

To this day, Janus still hangs around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike. He's also a regular in the [[IRRC]]. He is also a notable postwhore, surpassing even [[Doom Inductor]] to weigh in at the fifth-highest [[postcount]] of the forums.

===Leadership of RR===
On November 7th of 2006, elections were held in RR to decide upon a new leader. Janus won by a landslide the following day with a full 14 votes. Shortly thereafter, he made his [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=71803 Inauguration thread] and outlined his first act as The Grand High Emperor of The RR as abolishing any means to elect, appoint, or remove leaders, thereby solidifying his eternal rule.

==The Man Behind the Mask==
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student living in a well-furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and siphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.

His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken for Bigfoot.

==Exploits and Habits==
Janus is rarely seen without his sword(s) and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.

In recent months, he has taken up the habit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head". Otherwise known as "[[Skullfuck|skullfucking]]," this habit is scorned, and feared, by many.

Every now and then, if incredibly bored and listening to music, Janus will make a thread based on that particular song, usually with a snarky poll. Featured bands/artists include The Beatles, Sweet, Meatloaf, RHPS, [[David Bowie]], and some others he can't remember.

==Pants==
Janus hates [[pants]]. Long ago, in one of his travels, he came across a lone monastery in a European mountain range. The place had long fallen into a state of disrepair, but Janus found an underground chamber that had obviously once been heavily guarded. He ventured within, only to find a single scroll of yellowed paper sitting upon a stone pedestal. Upon it was written the tale of the Anglo-Pantalooian War; a war between the early Anglo-Saxons and the first members of the (now gigantic) race of intelligent pants. This scroll told the terrible secret of the legwear that most of the world enjoys, and Janus cast off his pants at that very moment in horror and disgust.

Janus traveled the world for many years after this, observing the pants' plan and trying to spread the word of their evil at the same time. His words have not reached kind ears; however, he is ever vigilant in his quest.

==Penis==
It is said that Janus does, in fact, have a [[penus]]; thus further proving that most men actually have them. Though it is not as big as [[oh_no_shrubs]]' penus, it still exists in his pelvis. For editing this section into Janus' article, shrubs is probably going to be subjected to skullfucking; but that doesn't matter, because Shrubs' penus is still larger, no matter ''how'' many times his skull is fucked.

Janus is not going to retaliate, because he is secure in his masculinity, and knows that it's not the size the counts; but rather, the skill with which you use it.

{{Commie}} {{Kidnapped}}
 
{{Deities}}
[[Category:RR Regulars]] [[Category:Unspeakable Horrors]]

User:Janus

Janus — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:02:33 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Janus? Fuck, he's here? Quick, hide me!|Janus}}

==Janus==
His full title is "Lord Janus", but thanks to a hazy and ill-defined past, it was not known until recently what, exactly, he is Lord of. He has stated in his [[Ask Thread]] that he is from another universe. Home to a supermassive black hole, his home universe was doomed to become nothing more than an infinitely dense point of matter. A few years ago, he left his home, and the country he was Lord of behind, as they were soon to be absorbed by the black hole. He wandered the void of the multiverse for a few months, eventually found this universe, and decided to settle down for a time.

He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into Random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.

To this day, Janus still hangs around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike. He's also a regular in the [[IRRC]]. He is also a notable postwhore, surpassing even [[Doom Inductor]] to weigh in at the fifth-highest [[postcount]] of the forums.

==The Man Behind the Mask==
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student living in a well-furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and siphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.

His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken for Bigfoot.

==Exploits and Habits==
Janus is rarely seen without his sword(s) and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.

In recent months, he has taken up the habit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head". Otherwise known as "[[Skullfuck|skullfucking]]," this habit is scorned, and feared, by many.

Every now and then, if incredibly bored and listening to music, Janus will make a thread based on that particular song, usually with a snarky poll. Featured bands/artists include The Beatles, Sweet, Meatloaf, RHPS, [[David Bowie]], and some others he can't remember.

==Pants==
Janus hates [[pants]]. Long ago, in one of his travels, he came across a lone monastery in a European mountain range. The place had long fallen into a state of disrepair, but Janus found an underground chamber that had obviously once been heavily guarded. He ventured within, only to find a single scroll of yellowed paper sitting upon a stone pedestal. Upon it was written the tale of the Anglo-Pantalooian War; a war between the early Anglo-Saxons and the first members of the (now gigantic) race of intelligent pants. This scroll told the terrible secret of the legwear that most of the world enjoys, and Janus cast off his pants at that very moment in horror and disgust.

Janus traveled the world for many years after this, observing the pants' plan and trying to spread the word of their evil at the same time. His words have not reached kind ears; however, he is ever vigilant in his quest.

==Penis==
It is said that Janus does, in fact, have a [[penus]]; thus further proving that most men actually have them. Though it is not as big as [[oh_no_shrubs]]' penus, it still exists in his pelvis. For editing this section into Janus' article, shrubs is probably going to be subjected to skullfucking; but that doesn't matter, because Shrubs' penus is still larger, no matter ''how'' many times his skull is fucked.

Janus is not going to retaliate, because he is secure in his masculinity, and knows that it's not the size the counts; but rather, the skill with which you use it.

{{Commie}} {{Kidnapped}}
 
{{Deities}}
[[Category:RR Regulars]] [[Category:Unspeakable Horrors]]

Masturbation

Janus — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:27:17 GMT

Janus: tired, do more later...

{{Wilde|Masturbation? I've heard it's the new "in" thing.|Masturbation}}
{{Q|Masturbation? Heh...W-who said anything about masturbation?|Pee-Wee Herman|Masturbation}}

==America's Favorite Past Time==
Masturbation is the act of having sex with one's hand. It is what [[Magesx|sexually repressed teens]], nerds, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Sideous popes] and pretty much everyone else who has past puberty does on a daily basis.

==Sex? With my hand?==
That's right. The method differs between [[males]] and [[females]], but the basic concept is the same; using your own hand to deliver the sexual gratification that you are unable to receive from others.

It should be noted that females have a much wider variety of tools at their disposal than males do.

{{stub}}

Talk:4chan/b/

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 23:31:53 GMT

Janus:

I knew I forgot to do something with this earlier... ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 18:31, 5 November 2006 (EST)

The Kingdom of Loathing

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 22:05:38 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|What the hell is a KoL?|Kingdom of Loathing}}

== The Kingdom of Loathing ==

Little is known about The Kingdom of Loathing. Some suspect that it is a secret military base in Nevada. Others belive that it is a form of currency in a South American country. What we do know, however, is that the reason many of us came (lolsex) to RR, is from the mysterious Kingdom of Loathing. As of late, there have been several threads pertaining to The Kingdom. Since these threads were posted around the same time as the Starcraft Wars, certain posters have come to suspect that The Kingdom of Loathing is really a UMS map. Only time will tell what The Kingdom really is.

== How to Use a KoL ==

From interviewing people who know what a KoL is, we came up with a basic understanding of what it is. First off, you use [[meat|meat]] to pay for things. Yes, I said it, ''meat''. Also, you can only kill monsters for a certain amount of time before you have to stop and wait for the next day. Or you can do what RRians do, and [[Masturbation|kill monsters]] in real life. There's no limit for us.

4chan

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 22:02:35 GMT

Janus: needs input from someone who knows about the other boards

4chan is the asshole of the internet. Many peoples lives have changed after viewing 4chan. Mostly in the "oh god I need to gouge my eyes out" manner. It also contains the great and terrible [[/b/|/b/]].

4chan/b/

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:55:00 GMT

Janus: fix'd for truthliness

/b/ is life, the universe and everything. It is the pursuit of happiness. It makes baby children cry. It's what you had for dinner. It's what RR gets most of its memes from because we can't think of any good ones.

Google Seppuku

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:27:01 GMT

Janus:

==What is it?==
Why I'll tell you my good lad. Google Sepuku is a game that was born from the twisted mind of our beloved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_0ILxeXs8E Uncle Ghastly].

==Yes, But How Do I Play?==
Why, using Google, of course! Or [http://images.google.com/ Google Image Search] to be exact.

The Rules are simple. Enter a few random Japanese characters into Google Image search, and look at all the resulting pictures until you find one so disturbing, you wish you'd never been born. The player who goes the most pages "wins" the game.

==Why the Hell Would Anyone Play this Game?==
Boredom. Or to satisfy sexual fetishes. Or to prove that you're more desensitized to internet horrors that your average bear. Or a plethora of other reasons.

==Known Google Seppuku Players of RR==
*[[Doom Inductor|Doomy]]
*[[User:Janus|Lord Janus]]
*[[BloodVex]]

==External Links==
[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050417.html The Birth of Google Seppuku]

Google Seppuku

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:26:02 GMT

Janus:

Furry

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:20:28 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Ewww.... Furries.|Furries}}

{{Q|DON'T PERSECUTE ME!|A Furry|Oscar Wilde}}

{{Q|Yes, I am a fox. So what? I don't see any problems.|A Furry|Anti-Furries}}

'''Furry''' is a term used for those who believe themselves to be, or wish they were, animal human hybrids. While these people have been outlawed by President Bush, many of them find places of survival on the intarwebs, and the Republican party.

Furries are usually known to participate in a ritual like dance called "yiff" involving various dance moves such as "bukkake" and "spit roasting". These rituals are often recorded as art by various artists of the human variety.

[http://members.activecom.net/~cybercat/furry/jenmoon.jpg]

== List of RR Furries ==
*[[Scottmale24]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[oh_no_shrubs]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]

===The Unwriten Rule===
There is a little known rule in RR that states that anyone who has more than 100 posts in RR automatically becomes a furry, whether they like it or not. This has led to many unfortunate cases of [[seppuku]]. No. Not the [[Google Seppuku|Google]] variety, the Japanese variety. What with the self-disembowelment and the pain and the GLAIVEN!

== External Links ==
[http://www.furcadia.com Furcadia] -An online Furry MMORPG (WARNING MASSIVE GROUP SEXINGS

== See Also ==
*[[Leafies]]
*[[Scalies]]

*[[Google]]
{{disgrace}}

Furry

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:09:31 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Ewww.... Furries.|Furries}}

{{Q|DON'T PERSECUTE ME!|A Furry|Oscar Wilde}}

{{Q|Yes, I am a fox. So what? I don't see any problems.|A Furry|Anti-Furries}}

'''Furry''' is a term used for those who believe themselves to be, or wish they were, animal human hybrids. While these people have been outlawed by President Bush, many of them find places of survival on the intarwebs, and the Republican party.

Furries are usually known to participate in a ritual like dance called "yiff" involving various dance moves such as "bukkake" and "spit roasting". These rituals are often recorded as art by various artists of the human variety.

[http://members.activecom.net/~cybercat/furry/jenmoon.jpg]

== List of RR Furries ==
*[[Scottmale24]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[oh_no_shrubs]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]

===The Unwriten Rule===
There is a little known rule in RR that states that anyone who has more than 100 posts in RR automatically becomes a furry, whether they like it or not. This has led to many unfortunate cases of [[sepuku]]. No. Not the [[Google Sepuku|Google]] variety, the Japanese variety. What with the self-disembowelment and the pain and the GLAIVEN!

== External Links ==
[http://www.furcadia.com Furcadia] -An online Furry MMORPG (WARNING MASSIVE GROUP SEXINGS

== See Also ==
*[[Leafies]]
*[[Scalies]]

*[[Google]]
{{disgrace}}

Furry

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:08:27 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Ewww.... Furries.|Furries}}

{{Q|DON'T PERSECUTE ME!|A Furry|Oscar Wilde}}

{{Q|Yes, I am a fox. So what? I don't see any problems.|A Furry|Anti-Furries}}

'''Furry''' is a term used for those who believe themselves to be, or wish they were, animal human hybrids. While these people have been outlawed by President Bush, many of them find places of survival on the intarwebs, and the Republican party.

Furries are usually known to participate in a ritual like dance called "yiff" involving various dance moves such as "bukkake" and "spit roasting". These rituals are often recorded as art by various artists of the human variety.

[http://members.activecom.net/~cybercat/furry/jenmoon.jpg]

== List of RR Furries ==
*[[Scottmale24]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[oh_no_shrubs]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]

===The Unwriten Rule===
There is a little known rule in RR that states that anyone who has more than 100 posts in RR automatically becomes a furry, whether they like it or not. This has led to many unfortunate cases of [[sepukku]]. No. Not the [[Google Sepukku|Google]] variety, the Japanese variety. What with the self-disembowelment and the pain and the GLAIVEN!

== External Links ==
[http://www.furcadia.com Furcadia] -An online Furry MMORPG (WARNING MASSIVE GROUP SEXINGS

== See Also ==
*[[Leafies]]
*[[Scalies]]

*[[Google]]
{{disgrace}}

Talk:Emoticons

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:02:07 GMT

Janus:

NEEDS. MOAR. PANCHEZ. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 16:37, 4 November 2006 (EST)
:Does it deliver now?--[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 17:42, 4 November 2006 (EST)
::Better, but needs more content. I'd fix it myself, but I'm only getting short periods of time that I can use the internet today. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 19:02, 4 November 2006 (EST)

Talk:Emoticons

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:37:51 GMT

Janus:

NEEDS. MOAR. PANCHEZ. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 16:37, 4 November 2006 (EST)

Furry

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:45:17 GMT

Janus:

Furry

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:55:28 GMT

Janus:

{{Wilde|Ewww.... Furries.|Furries}}

{{Q|DON'T PERSECUTE ME!|A Furry|Oscar Wilde}}

'''Furry''' is a term used for those who believe themselves to be, or wish they were, animal human hybrids. While these people have been outlawed by President Bush, many of them find places of survival on the intarwebs, and the Republican party.

Furries are usually known to participate in a ritual like dance called "yiff" involving various dance moves such as "bukkake" and "spit roasting". These rituals are often recorded as art by various artists of the human variety.

[[Image:http://members.activecom.net/~cybercat/furry/jenmoon.jpg]]

== List of RR Furries ==
*[[Scottmale24]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[oh_no_shrubs]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]

== See Also ==
*[[Leafies]]
*[[Scalies]]

*[[Google]]
{{disgrace}}

Furry

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:16:34 GMT

Janus: There ya go BV

{{Wilde|Ewww.... Furries.|Furries}}

{{Q|DON'T PROSECUTE ME!|A Furry|Oscar Wilde}}

'''Furry''' is a term used for those who believe themselves to be, or wish they were, animal human hybrids. While these people have been outlawed by President Bush, many of them find places of survival on the intarwebs, and the Republican party.

Furries are usually known to participate in a ritual like dance called "yiff" involving various dance moves such as "bukkake" and "spit roasting". These rituals are often recorded as art by various artists of the human variety.

[[Image:http://members.activecom.net/~cybercat/furry/jenmoon.jpg]]

== List of RR Furries ==
*[[Scottmale24]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[oh_no_shrubs]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]

== See Also ==
*[[Leafies]]
*[[Scalies]]

*[[Google]]
{{disgrace}}

Randomramblings:Community Portal

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:04:45 GMT

Janus:

== We need more... ==
[[OSCAR WILDE]] GOGOGO
--[[User:Xygagorra|Xygagorra]] 22:37, 22 October 2006 (EDT)

Lawl, you can use <nowiki>{{Wilde}}</nowiki> now. --[[User:Dark Half|Dark Half]] 01:23, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
*For those who don't know, use it like so: <nowiki>{{Wilde|what he said|what he talked about}}</nowiki>
**I've now linked the link in <tt><nowiki>{{Wilde}}</nowiki></tt> to Uncyc, mainly because I hate red links. [[User:Hinoa|Hinoa]] 09:37, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
***Or because your a whore. OHSNAP.--[[User:Adamjirra|Adamjirra]] 19:12, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
****What's wrong with being a whore, whore? {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 19:18, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
*****Absolutly nothing acually. --[[User:Adamjirra|Adamjirra]] 21:59, 23 October 2006 (EDT)
****** Is being a pale imitation of what is admittantly brilliant site a good idea? [[User:Narth|Narth]] 17:45, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
******* If it works for GA in regards to RR, then it'll work for us in regards to Uncyclopedia. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 17:49, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
******** Well can't we at least quote someone else? Like your mum, or some communists? I mean seriously, why not just rename this "cheapknockoffopedia" it'd be more accurate then. [[User:Narth|Narth]] 14:44, 26 October 2006 (EDT)
********* I like the Oscar Wilde thing. And there are some other quotes around. Just a few, but they're there. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 15:48, 26 October 2006 (EDT)
********** Anyway, if you don't like it, you're always welcome to add a different quote to your own articles, right? :) --[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 15:53, 26 October 2006 (EDT)
***********Narth, that's what [[Template:Q]] is for. Now quityerbitchin. Please. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 16:09, 26 October 2006 (EDT)
************SANDBOX, LOL. --[[User:CookieMancer|CookieMancer]] 1:43, 27 October 2006 (EDT)
*************DUCT TAPE~~[[User:Ratbert|Ratbert]]

==Setting up Policy==
Okay, I have no idea what the fuck is going on. We seem to have three (four) admins that can't agree on where the hell this wiki is going. So let's try to figure this out. Everyone's welcome to put their two cents in. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:05, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:Well, if we make it just RR-related stuff, it'll be smaller and less confusing, but it's also more likely to just fade out of existance after a couple weeks. If we do a mini Uncyc thing, we'll get a bunch of random things with no connection to RR, but it'll be larger, encourage people to stick around and contribute, and hell, we might even drawn in outsiders. :O ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 20:09, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::I'd still like it to be somewhat about RR, though. A general humor wiki would pretty much be reinventing the wheel. (And besides, I might go into Uncyc admin mode. That will not be pretty.) {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:27, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:::I've been away today, sorry. Anyway. I think it should be mostly RR-related, because really, if you think about it, there is a LOT you could do up in relation to RR. If the occasional humor article pops in, I don't see a problem with it. But as long as we don't end up reinventing the wheel, as Hinoa says, I'm fine with a 75/25 mix. -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:32, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::::I'd even be happy with 60/40, just so long as the 40% at least follows the ''spirit'' of RR. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:40, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:::::That's generally what I meant, really.--[[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:58, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
I think as a start we should focus on getting the basic stuff down. Try to contribute by bringing up old things we remember beyond the frong page. We don't need to make up junk and go Uncyc just yet, once we've established a base on what the RR really is, then we can start throwing shit around. [[User:Lizardboy|Lizardboy]] 7:39, Octobor 24 2006 (CDT)

More origionality, I say! 
I don't know if we should write articles exactly like you would find on uncyclopedia, because they've got it pretty much nailed down pat. I suggest we find some other way to be funny with articles. -''Previous comment by [[User:Poppington]]; please sign your edits here.''
:Let's make like BoP and make them entirely out of pictures :D--[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 20:45, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::Let's...not. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:46, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:::I'm just trying to help -____- --[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 20:46, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::::What the hell? You have to sign your name manually? ~poppington
:::::Nah, just type four tildes (<tt>~</tt> << those thingys) and it's done for you. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:56, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

How about writing a To Do list, and fix things up? List all the Epic Fails, fix them, up, andcreate infastructure? [[User:The_Editable_Wiki|The_Editable_Wiki]]
:Hmm. Good idea! {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 20:56, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:...Isn't that why we tag things as epic fails or stubs? So we can click the "epic fail" or "stub" category and see what's listed there in need of fixing? That's what I'm doing with it anyway... -- [[User:Talus|Talus]] 20:58, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

===On another note...===
Our main page is a bit... suck. (No offense, Briddy.) I've taken the time to make a prototype main page [[User:Hinoa/MP|here]]. Take a look and give me feedback. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 21:34, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

No offense taken, it's just a place holder. Sexy prototype, by the way. --[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 21:40, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

I endorse improving our mainpage. We need more colors. [[User:The_Editable_Wiki|Tew]]

Is we need featured articles and pictures? -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 22:36, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:I'm currently using the QTE article as a placeholder for the FA. I don't think we need FPs.
:Also, I've added background colors to the table cells, and regret doing so. See Mr. Peanut's island of white? That's why. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 22:43, 24 October 2006 (EDT)

If no one says that this idea sucks within the next oh... 87 minutes, then that'll be the official main page. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 13:28, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

A reccomendation: link to the "how to be funny and not just stupid" at uncyclopedia. --[[User:Kurian|Kurian]] 23:49, 28 October 2006 (EDT)

EDIT: I put it up: [[How to be funny and not just stupid]]. LINK TO IT ON THE MAIN PAGE PLZ ([[User:Kurian|Kurian]] 00:10, 29 October 2006 (EDT))
:We should make our own policy instead of shamelessly ripping off Uncyc's. In short, no. {{User:Hinoa/sig}}
::Okay, fine, but I'm leaving that there in case somebody wants it. ([[User:Kurian|Kurian]] 18:49, 29 October 2006 (EST))

== How do I fancy edit? ==
I don't know how to do things all fancy like, so I wantrs youse guys to tell me some editing tricks, you see? -- [[OH_NO_SHRUBS]]
:Well, half the stuff I learned from looking at pages that had things I wanted to do on them, a bunch more from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing here] and the rest from other peoples here. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 23:12, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
:There's also [[Help:Contents|here]] if you want to do some reading. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 23:13, 24 October 2006 (EDT)
::Can we have a sandbox. Minus the cat feces. Pleeeease? --[[User:Worddoc|Worddoc]] 02:43, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
:::[[Project:Sandbox|Ker-DONE!]] {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 15:08, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
::What if we want the cat feces? Huh? --[[User:Crapstorm|Crapstorm]] 13:11, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
:::Or you can just edit a page and keep previewing it to see if it works >.>; That worked for me...[[Lady Kirie]] Sometime in the afternoon, CST

==I would like...==
A template page.

A page listing the templates. If that is possible, please do. It might make life easier for me. Might. -[[User:Ratclaw|Ratclaw]] 20:56, 25 October 2006 (EDT)

:Agree. More user-friendly. Like cereal that comes with milk. --[[User:Barnacle Ed|Barnacle Ed]] 23:54, 25 October 2006 (EDT)
::Well, you can go the changes page and sort by templates... ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 22:03, 29 October 2006 (EST)
===Speaking of which===
RR needs more templates. Badly. ([[User:Kurian|Kurian]] 23:59, 28 October 2006 (EDT))

==A proposition that will likely get me punched in the face==
I have discovered a free webhosting service on the interwebs that is mySQL and PHP compatible and that has no ads. Now, you may not understand what I just said, but you might understand this: that technobabble above means that we can host this wiki "ourselves." I decided to see what it took to sign up, and discovered in addition to that, if we already have a domain name, we can host it at that domain name.

As I recall, http://rrwiki.net redirects here.

Now, what does this mean? It means that we can have more complex features, such as adding namespaces (such as Randomramblings:). It also means that, '''with Black Mage's agreement''', we can actually have this wiki at rrwiki.net, instead of having that be a redirect to here. Also, those of us who were trying to edit the Bill Cosby link to WP on [[Pokémon]] may remember getting a very strange message involving the sysadmin claiming it was pr0n. That, and the occasional errors when creating redirects, ''should'' be removed.

Of course, this means we'll have to move the wiki. There is a way to move all the articles without losing any contributions.

But what do you all think about this?{{User:Hinoa/sig}} 16:24, 26 October 2006 (EDT)

So, a BETTAR wiki without having to re-create it? Show us this site you claim is better than sliced bread.~ Tew
:The hosting service is called [http://www.4000webs.com 4000webs.com]. I have to set up the site first, though, and I'd rather wait until a decision was made to do so. {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 19:37, 26 October 2006 (EDT)
::I'm all for this idea. (stupid sysadmin...) ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 19:44, 26 October 2006 (EDT)
:::Sure, I'm in to. This is actually turning out rather interesting; it'd be nice to see where we could go with it. [[User:LadyKirie|LadyKirie]] 09:58, 27 October 2006 (EDT)
::::'''For''': Sounds like a good idea to me, besides, that message from the templatifying of links is quite annoying.--[[User:Dark Half|Dark Half]] 21:55, 27 October 2006 (EDT)
::::: <nowiki>*punches Hinoa in the face*</nowiki> >.> Oh, it's a good idea. I just wanted to punch Hinoa for no real reason, that's all. :) --[[User:Briddy|Briddy]] 22:20, 27 October 2006 (EDT)

[[User:BlackMage]]
I'm WILLY ARM. Send me an IM and we'll talk about this hosting stuff. You won't be able to get the password for my godaddy account, but I'm sure we can work something out.
:What service is that on? {{User:Hinoa/sig}} 23:13, 1 November 2006 (EST)
::Sooo...what's the status of this idea? ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 02:04, 4 November 2006 (EST)

Talk:Furry

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:54:14 GMT

Janus:

Kazer...you fail at wiking :P

To include a picture, you need to upload it to the wiki and link to it that way. Look at other pages with pics to see how. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 23:54, 3 November 2006 (EST)

Randomramblings:VFA

Janus — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:41:17 GMT

Janus:

RRCon

Janus — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:59:47 GMT

Janus:

'''RRCon''' (also known as "that totally sweet party [[Doom Inductor|Doomy's]] going to throw in the future") is a planned meetup of all the RR regulars that matter. It is planned for sometime in late summer of either 2008 or 2009; therefore, details are extremely murky about this ambitious gathering. However, a few things are certain:
#It will take place in Fort Collins, CO, or somewhere nearby.
#It will '''[[Epic win|OWN YOUR FACE OFF]]'''.
# The aftermath of this event will live on in RR legendry for all eternity. And leave a scar on the world; the likes of which have never been seen before.

==Origins==
The origins of RRCon were, oddly enough, from Doomy taking advice from the entirety of [[IRRC]], which at the time had an unprecedented 18 users in it (partly due to [[TheWalrus]]' dramafest). Apparently irritated at the barrage of advice he received, he exclaimed "APPARENTLY, I'M COOKING FOR EVERYBODY IN THE IRC."

And then, in what can apparently be seen as a rare flash of genius on Doomy's part:
DoomInductor: GUYS.
[[Kitteh]]: I AM CASTING LOCKDOWN ON DI
DoomInductor: WE NEED TO ACTUALLY HOLD AN IRC PARTY SOMETIME.
[[User:Janus|lordjanus]]: WE SO DO
[[Hinoa]]: INDEED
DoomInductor: WE CAN PLAN IT SEVERAL MONTHS/YEARS IN THE FUTURE, SO IT CAN ACTUALLY HAPPEN.
Thus, the concept of RRCon was born.

==Plans==
As mentioned before, the plans for the party are extremely hazy, due to the fact that it will be held in 2008 or 2009. However, a few details have come to light:
*'''It will be held in Fort Collins, Colorado, or the nearby area.''' Doomy has insisted upon this repeatedly, despite [[Adamjirra]]'s repeated attempts to bring it to New York, and rkMerafel's attempts to move it to Hawaii.
**Where in the Ft. Collins area is up for grabs, however. Ideas have included a renting a house, renting a warehouse, or a country house in Estes Park (near Ft. Collins).
*'''[http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html 1000 Blank White Cards] will be played.''' The results should be epic.
*'''The party will last anywhere from 1 day to a week.''' Count on the latter; we're awesome like that.

==List of people who will be going==
*[[Doom Inductor]]
*[[User:Janus|Janus]]
*[[Hinoa]]
*[[Crapstorm]]

Google

Janus — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:47:01 GMT

Janus:

ah google, man's gateway to eleven and a half of the things he was never meant to know. that and it appends porn to every search you make.
{{disgrace}}

Furry

Janus — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:46:38 GMT

Janus:

Just [[google]] it you losers
{{disgrace}}

RRCon

Janus — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:09:28 GMT

Janus: I just had to add a little something to it. >.>

User:Janus

Janus — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:28:46 GMT

Janus: /* Exploits and Habits */

{{Wilde|Janus? Fuck, he's here? Quick, hide me!|Janus}}

==Janus==
His full title is "Lord Janus", but thanks to a hazy and ill-defined past, it is not known what, exactly, he is Lord of. He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into Random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous [[Kenny 4 Prez]] thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.

To this day, Janus still hangs around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike. He's also a regular in the [[IRRC]]. Lol IRC. He is also a notable postwhore, surpassing even [[Doom Inductor]] to weigh in at the fifth-highest [[postcount]] of the forums.

==The Man Behind the Mask==
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student living in a well-furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and siphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.

His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken for Bigfoot.

==Exploits and Habits==
Janus is rarely seen without his sword(s) and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.

In recent months, he has taken up the habit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head". Otherwise known as "[[Skullfuck|skullfucking]]," this habit is scorned, and feared, by many.

Every now and then, if incredibly bored and listening to music, Janus will make a thread based on that particular song, usually with a snarky poll. Featured bands/artists include The Beatles, Sweet, Meatloaf, RHPS, [[David Bowie]], and some others he can't remember.

==Pants==
Janus hates [[pants]]. Long ago, in one of his travels, he came across a lone monastery in a European mountain range. The place had long fallen into a state of disrepair, but Janus found an underground chamber that had obviously once been heavily guarded. He ventured within, only to find a single scroll of yellowed paper sitting upon a stone pedestal. Upon it was written the tale of the Anglo-Pantalooian War; a war between the early Anglo-Saxons and the first members of the (now gigantic) race of intelligent pants. This scroll told the terrible secret of the legwear that most of the world enjoys, and Janus cast off his pants at that very moment in horror and disgust.

Janus traveled the world for many years after this, observing the pants' plan and trying to spread the word of their evil at the same time. His words have not reached kind ears; however, he is ever vigilant in his quest.

==Penis==
It is said that Janus does, in fact, have a [[penus]]; thus further proving that most men actually have them. Though it is not as big as [[oh_no_shrubs]]' penus, it still exists in his pelvis. For editing this section into Janus' article, shrubs is probably going to be subjected to skullfucking; but that doesn't matter, because Shrubs' penus is still larger, no matter ''how'' many times his skull is fucked.

Janus is not going to retaliate, because he is secure in his masculinity, and knows that it's not the size the counts; but rather, the skill with which you use it.

{{Commie}} {{Kidnapped}}
 
{{Deities}}
[[Category:RR Regulars]] [[Category:Unspeakable Horrors]]

Talk:Blue Max

Janus — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:02:59 GMT

Janus:

Bloo Macks is more of a b& poster than a dead poster... ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 20:21, 31 October 2006 (EST)
:He doesn't post anymore... -RATBERT DOESN'T SIGN HIS EDITS
::Yeah. Because he's BANNED. When I hear "dead poster" I think of a poster who just doesn't post anymore, not someone who CAN'T post anymore. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 19:02, 1 November 2006 (EST)

Category talk:Inactive Posters

Janus — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 23:10:52 GMT

Janus:

This category's title is extremely misleading. I reccommend it be broken up into two smaller categories: B& and Mormon.--[[User:Sociopathic amphibian|TeeKayEff]] 16:51, 1 November 2006 (EST)
:What do you expect? Ratbert doesn't know anything about RR's history. He just sees a few names that don't post anymore and tosses them in here. ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 18:10, 1 November 2006 (EST)

Veer

Janus — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:22:07 GMT

Janus: tiny url fix...

A black mage. Was also director of the Department of Death Under Mysterious Circumstances within the Kenny Strife campaign. Was also banned.

Is also known to be [[mormon]].

== Alternate Costumes ==
If you beat the RPG level with the Veer character, you unlock the Vale costume, a robot with spider legs and [[pew pew lasers]].

==Fetishes==
Although it was not known until his last days in RR, Veer had had a fetish for [http://www.whitehouse.gov elderly men having sex] for quite some time.

[[Category:Dead_Posters]]

Talk:Blue Max

Janus — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:21:27 GMT

Janus:

Bloo Macks is more of a b& poster than a dead poster... ~ [[User:Janus|Janus]] 20:21, 31 October 2006 (EST)

Smiley Thread Bandwagon

Janus — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:22:09 GMT

Janus:

The Smiley Thread Bandwagon was a bandwagon with Smilies as a topic name. Effectively half of RR was [[sanctioned]] because of this.

==The Victims==
===Long Sanction (~2 wks)===
*[[Smacktard]]
*[[ratbert]]
*[[Barnacle_Ed]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]
*[[SPNirology]]
*[[Zerofive1]]
*[[magesx]]
*[[birdofprey161]]
*[[Shunyata]]

===Short Sanction (7-10 days)===
*[[Ratclaw|Ratclaw]]
*[[User:Janus|lordjanus]]
*[[Strong Bad's Fan]]
*[[thekillerfroggy?]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[Cantryboy]]

==The Crisis==
The Smiley bandwagon of '06 is widely considered to be the most influential incident of RR's recent history. Some RRians felt it would be most humorous to create a series of threads headed with nothing but chat text smileys. This created mass confusion and chaos amongst the other residents. Many celebrated in their rebellion and gallivanted about in their own smiley faced domains declaring their free will and rebellious spirit, Others feared for their safety and Johnsons. Soon after, the smackdown commenced.

==The Smackdown==
The mods of RR responded with mass sanctioning and a couple dozen postcount --'s to boot. The forum admin, [[Aelfrhian]], called the majority of RRers "pathetic children" and was totally pissed that her mods apparently have to babysit RR all the damn time. The citizens of RR recovered quickly and have so far stayed within the guidelines put down by their mods and admins.Many consider Aelf's actions in this case to be a rather extreme punishment for the actions that prompted it. Some believe the harsh measures were taken because Sauceror was going on vacation, and therefore the "troublemakers" of RR were banned in order to keep things quiet while she was gone. It should be noted that this is just a crackpot theory.

===Attempts to Evade Sanctioning===
One or two posters who had participated in the bandwagon craftily changed the title and content of their threads before the mods came, a tactic which had served them well in past bandwagons. One of these posters was [[User:Janus|Lord Janus]], who was actually not banned for participating in the bandwagon, but for "13+ spam posts" that now only exist in one of two places; Aelf's mind, or the trash forum. Both are equally likely, but neither can be proved. The leason to be learned here is that even if you cover your tracks, you can still get tossed in the cooler for a week if you make a few posts in a thread with [[Mr. Woe]] as it's title.

David Bowie

Janus — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:42:23 GMT

Janus:

David Bowie is the higest deity of Random Ramblings, He is the one who watches over us, He is the one who protects us from harm. He is the one who sings good songs. He, is David Bowie.
Within the RR Deieity Hierachy, David Bowie is the 1st god, with [[Worf]], [[Longcat]], [[Chaos]], [[Pastafarian|Flying Spaghetti Monster]], [[User:Janus|Janus]] and [[Mr. T]] as the lessers.

== Legacy of Bowie ==
Bowie was a singer of songs of godly trancendence. His carrer started before mortal ears were born, with his mighty songs of lore and divine power, creating the cosmos. He then felt like laying low and letting God do the work, but he could not. He was inferior to the mighty Bowie, so Bowie then had the following coversation within the CosmosIRC:

(God has joined the Channel)

God: You here Bowie?

Bowie: Yes God, what is it my lesser friend?

God: I cannot create the rest of the universe, I cannot rock like you!

Bowie: Then I will teach you Oh one who cannot rock like me.

''Bowie starts traing god on how to rock''

''God learns how to rock!''

God: Thanks Bowie!

(God has left the channel)

And God now knew how to rock, and so he tried to rock, but his roll ended to be a [[Epic fail]], and he rocked like a wet sponge. There was no hamonius music like his lord Bowies, but rather one big bang of sound, thusly the Big Bang, creating the universe. He was pissed, but impressed on how much God sucked, he did something good. So Bowie struck a deal with God, in that He played, and God just took the credit. And so did Bowie play, and so did life boon in the universe. If a evolutinary process was needed, the Bowie changed his style, like the musical divine chamelion lord he was. And so, humanity was created. IN the mid 1960's, Bowie decided to supress his powers, and come down to the eart to spead his music without affecting evolution, survival, and the microwave.
{{construction}}

{{Deities}}

David Bowie

Janus — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:34:37 GMT

Janus:

Motherfucker

Janus — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:44:29 GMT

Janus:

== Billy ==
Billy is that single uncorrupted child that all people in the world refer to when making sermon like speeches. He, for all we know, is probably the most fucked up little kid in the history of ever.

{{fail}}