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IKKF

IKKF — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:18:27 GMT

IKKF: /* IKKF */

== IKKF ==
{{Wilde|IKKF... I know King Furry?|IKKF}}

"IKKF is designated to take over LordJanus' position as God of War/Swords after Janus is killed, lost, or b&"
--TRUE STORY

Oeal

Saurian2076 — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:09:13 GMT

Saurian2076:

An [[RR RPGs|RPG]] set in a world similar to Greek myth, run by [[Saurian]].

== Setting ==
Oeal is set in the fictional and legendary world of, well, Oeal. In the middle of the world is a vast ocean filled with islands. Along the coast of this ocean are many city-states, three of which are known at this time.
*Atraps-- Famed for its army, one of the two main cities from which the characters come from. Inspired by Sparta of the real Greece.
*Acithi-- Known for being a highly advanced and peaceful city, with a wealth of intelligence. Inspired by Ithaca.
*Deanna-- Not much is known of this city-state at this time, other than the fact that an alliance of city-states including Acithi and Atraps are going to war with it over a kidnapped queen. Inspired by Troy.

=== Other states ===
There are several other nations that are rumored to exist in this world. The submerged city of Chimuria can sometimes be found by a wandering ship. Atraps even claims to have invaded it. Numerous other nations are believed to exist inland, including other oceans.

== Plot ==
Oeal's plot involves getting to the war in Deanna, fighting it, and getting back. All other plot details are top secret.

== Characters ==

*'''King Everett of Acithi'''-- Similar to Odysseus, born a normal man with a quick wit and strong intellect.
*'''King Tendyn of Atraps'''-- Based on Achilles, a strong demigod with supernatural strength and a hidden weakness in his feet.
*'''The Giant'''-- A giant cyclops living on a strange island with his flock of sheep and a large castle.
*'''Seidop'''-- The god of the seas. Carries a large spear and has a beard of seaweed. He has a portrait in the giant's castle's hallway. Odd...

== Creatures ==
=== Player races ===
*'''Humans/Demigods'''-- Your basic human race. Due to the lack of divine birth control, most humans have a god in their family tree.
*'''Centaurs'''-- Like a horse, only instead of a head, they have the entire upper torso of a human. If this were a regular fantasy RPG, these guys would be the elves.
*'''Cyclops'''-- Large and brutish, though not without intelligence. These guys are basically the meatshields of any good Oealian warband.
*'''Satyrs'''-- Legs of a goat, torso of a human. These guys are short, horny, and can cast magic using their songs.
*'''Nymphs'''-- No player is a nymph, but if they were, they'd be the female equivalent of a Satyr. They're like women, made out of the elements.
*'''Golems'''-- Magic robots, basically. Can't actually cast magic, but they are made using the stuff.
*'''The Cursed'''-- Humans that have been cursed into an animal-like form. Like a furry, except instead of yiff, they kill people.
=== Non-player races ===
*'''Stormhounds'''-- Large squid-like creatures with bodies that resemble a dog's head. Storms follow them around. One attacked the warband early in the story.
*'''Gods'''-- Divine beings that, as in any good myth, are likely to be heavily involved in future events.
*'''Chimurians'''-- Well, something has to be able to live underwater in that submerged city I mentioned earlier.

== Magic ==
The magic system of Oeal is based on the Aristotelian elements of Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire.
*'''Earth:''' Based around stone, soil, and the ground. Is opposed to Wind. Those with basic skills in Earth magic can heal allies. Those highly skilled with Earth magic can also cause earthquakes that can indirectly damage foes, or block physical attacks from enemies. Requires contact with the ground for both the target and the caster.
*'''Wind:''' Based around air, the sky, and the wind. A basic skillset in Wind magic will be able to cause breezes to occur, and enhance eyesight and sense of smell. Those with higher skill levels can also use the winds to fly, and cause (as well as control) tornadoes. To use Wind magic, the caster must have an unobstructed view of the sky.
*'''Water:''' Based around oceans, rivers, lakes, streams, and other bodies of water. Basic Water magic includes the ability to freeze water into specific crystalline shapes, as well as diverting moving streams of water. Higher skill sets can involve manipulating the shapes of water, breathing underwater, and even becoming water yourself. Water magic is literally impossible without a nearby body of water.
*'''Fire:''' Based around fire. Basic magic includes casting fireballs, and flashes of light. Higher skill levels will create larger forms of fire, as well as influencing other forms of energy. Though fire magic may be used anywhere, it is considerably weakened in cold temperatures and in areas of heavy moisture, such as in the rain or over the ocean.
*'''??????:''' A mystery element. Philosophers are unsure what it is, only that it must exist in order for the elemental balance of the world of Oeal to maintain its integrity. Whatever it is, none understand it, though many have sought after it, as it would have to be the most powerful of the five.

The main four magic schools can also be combined with each other to do other things.
*When Earth magic is combined with Water magic, can summon storms.
*When Earth magic combined with Fire magic, can be used to create and control lightning.
*When Wind magic combined with Water magic, can manipulate plant life directly.
*When Wind magic combined with Fire magic, can cause explosions whose size is related to the skill of the caster.

Tl;dr

Lizardboy — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:50:40 GMT

Janus:

'''Tl;dr''' is a shorthand for ''too long; didn't read''. It is usually used in reply to a thread that has too much reading envolved. Sometimes one who creates a thread will type all bunch of useless information into one bulk of a paragraph. This bulk square also makes the thread bland, to which the tl;dr reply is used. The tl;dr reply could also be used when a large bulk of text is used in an argument. A poster could go on a huge rant and put all of their argument into one block. As a simple counter, tl;dr is the very useful. Tl;dr is also used by mods when a thread with a bunch of pointless text is used to make a thread. A mod could simply use tl;dr and then lock the thread.

==Reply to Article==
Tl;dr

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The Immortal Thread

Janus — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 00:56:27 GMT

Janus: lawl tribute

==The Immortal Thread==
A thread of much greatness. Originally a bandwagon thread, created by [[User:Janus|Janus]], it became a momentous spam thread, thanks to [[someone_lurking]]'s innovative deleting, making it a spam thread that no one gains [[postcount]] from. It was locked many times, and disappeared on multiple occasions, but every time it recoiled. Finally, S_L locked the thread, saying the library was closing and asking RR to be good while he was gone. The thread has since disappeared, and it is unknown whether it will be returning.



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A lazy guest

Saurian2076 — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:00:14 GMT

Hinoa: /* The post */ fmt

Just a lazy guest created one of the longest-surviving games in RR, the [[Corrupt Wish game]].

== Guest status ==
A lazy guest was a guest in the forums. A guest is someone who does not have an account, yet is looking at the forums anyway. These days, a guest is only allowed to lurk, without even the ability to respond to posts.

However, according to the evidence provided by Just a lazy guest, it is possible to extrapolate that, in the ancient past (August of 2004), it was not only possible for guests to make posts, but to actually create threads.

== Genius? ==
Incredibly, Just a lazy guest managed to create the oldest thread in RR, and the longest-running game thread. It is quite possible that Just a lazy guest was actually a genius. Unfortunately, due to the fact that the corrupt wish game has appeared in multiple locations, this is unlikely. It is more likely that the game itself it just good, and thus Just a lazy guest brought it here in knowledge of this fact, making him more of a prophet than a god.

The other knock against the genius status is that Just a lazy guest does not use capital letters or apostrophes in his post.

== Secret identity ==
None truly know the identity of the guest. He may secretly be Clark Kent. He appears to have played Warcraft 3, so he is probably not a woman.

== The post ==
This is the full text of Just a lazy guest's post:

i stole this game from www.tob.com which is related to warcraft3 but others did so why not me?
heres how you play
a person posts a "wish". a wish they want
the next person to post will grant the wish and then corrupt.
this means that the person grants the wish but then makes something BAD happen. then that same person posts another
wish and it goes on and on.....................
so im starting it

i wish i could get infinite adventures in kol

== External Links ==
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=7905 'corrupt wish game' thread on the KoL Forums]

Doppleplex

68.39.179.204 — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:17:17 GMT

68.39.179.204: /* Dopple skills */

{{Wilde|Dopple? Pssh... that guy won't even edit his own user page.|Dopple}}

{{Q|DOPPLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVENT MADE YOURSELF A PAGE|TheWalrus|Dopple}}

== An Interview of a Local Rambler On the Subject of Dopple ==

"Dopple? Doc Dop? Doppleopplus? Doppleopolis? Dopalopalis? Dopulopolis? Doplus the Doppleator? Dopplian? Dopop? Dopopop? Dopopopop? Doppless? Doplex? Dopple the Opplator? Did I say Dops yet? Yeah I know the guy. Well... Not really. I just like the sound of his name."

-- Local resident TheWalrus

== Dopple skills ==
Dopple is a form of jellyfish that has an amazing innate mastery of being able to find the most random and obscure games on the interwebs. Needless to mention that the said games are amazingly fun and all.

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Templates

Ksumoe — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:41:28 GMT

Ksumoe: Moe is a dumbass

__TOC__
This is a list of all the templates on the RRWiki. If you create a template please add it to this list.

== Templates on the RRWiki ==

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! style="background:#efefef;" width="30%" | Using this template
! style="background:#efefef;" | Produces this result.
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| {{tl|Construction}} || {{Construction}}
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| {{tl|Deities}} || {{Deities}}
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|{{tl|Disgrace}} || {{Disgrace}}
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| {{tl|Eyebleed}} || {{Eyebleed}}
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| {{tl|Fail}} || {{Fail}}
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| {{tl|help}} || {{Help}}
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| {{tl|Internet}} || {{Internet}}
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| {{tl|Lies}} || {{Lies}}
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| {{tl|Meme}} || {{meme}}
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| {{tl|Noslash}} || {{Noslash}}
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| {{tl|sofixit}} || {{Sofixit}}
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| {{tl|Stub}} || {{Stub}}
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| {{tl|Stupid}} || {{Stupid}}
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| {{tl|Templates}} || {{Templates}}
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| {{tl|WTF}} || {{WTF}}
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=== Templates requiring extra parameters ===

These templates require extra parameters to be used properly in an article. Please visit the templates page for more information its extra parameters.

{| border="1" width="100%"
! style="background:#efefef;" width="30%" | Using this template
! style="background:#efefef;" | Produces this result.
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| {{tl|BoJ}} || {{BoJ}}
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| {{tl|Kol}} || {{Kol}}
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| {{tl|Spork}} || {{Spork}}
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| {{tl|Stickit}} || {{Stickit}}
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| {{tl|tl}} || {{tl}}
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| {{tl|Q}} || {{Q}}
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| {{tl|User data}} || {{User data}}
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| {{tl|Wilde}} || {{Wilde}}
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| {{tl|Win}} || {{Win}}
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== Userboxes on the RRWiki ==

{| border="1" width="100%"
! style="background:#efefef;" width="30%" | Using this template...
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| {{tl|BobRoss}} || {{BobRoss}}
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| {{tl|Fakefurry}} || {{Fakefurry}}
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| {{tl|Furry}} || {{Furry}}
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| {{tl|Janusism}} || {{Janusism}}
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| {{tl|Kidnapped}} || {{Kidnapped}}
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| {{tl|Partyhard}} || {{Partyhard}}
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| {{tl|Pervert}} || {{Pervert}}
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| {{tl|Serialkiller}} || {{Serialkiller}}
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Internets

Lizardboy — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:22:06 GMT

Lizardboy:

'''Internets''' is a form of appreciation and RRian gives to another RRian for doing something funny or epic.

== Internets as an amount ==
When someone gives internets, it can be given in any amount. Most commonly, an RRian will award another RRian wiht X number amount of internets. If in the event that the RRian to recieve internets has done something epic, they may recieve infinate amount of internets or the entire internet itself.

== Uses for internets ==
Once an RRian recieves any internets, it is immediatly sent straight to their e-penis.

== Where do internets come from? ==
Your mom. Now shut up.

Brick wars

EASTWARD — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:05:40 GMT

Hinoa:

A newly adapted sport by several RRers. It involves throwing the same brick at each other's houses while posting messages attached to the bricks.
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Spam

EASTWARD — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:51:17 GMT

Hinoa: +stub. Perhaps you can give a brief history of RR spam and notable spam threads. And add links!

The result from when RRers get to bored of the same ol' threads. Spam can include, but is not limited to, random pictures, posting random characters over and over again, yiff, song lyrics and random conversations. Spam can start when a mod creates a spam thread or when a poster creates his or her own and everyone else joins in.
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Masturbation

Janus — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:27:17 GMT

Janus: tired, do more later...

{{Wilde|Masturbation? I've heard it's the new "in" thing.|Masturbation}}
{{Q|Masturbation? Heh...W-who said anything about masturbation?|Pee-Wee Herman|Masturbation}}

==America's Favorite Past Time==
Masturbation is the act of having sex with one's hand. It is what [[Magesx|sexually repressed teens]], nerds, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Sideous popes] and pretty much everyone else who has past puberty does on a daily basis.

==Sex? With my hand?==
That's right. The method differs between [[males]] and [[females]], but the basic concept is the same; using your own hand to deliver the sexual gratification that you are unable to receive from others.

It should be noted that females have a much wider variety of tools at their disposal than males do.

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4chan/b

EASTWARD — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:50:53 GMT

Hinoa: 4chan/b moved to 4chan/b/

/b/ is life, the universe and everything. It is the pursuit of happiness. It makes baby children cry. It's what you had for dinner. It's what RR gets most of its memes from because we can't think of any good ones.

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4chan

EASTWARD — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:49:29 GMT

Hinoa:

4chan is the asshole of the internet. Many peoples lives have changed after viewing 4chan. Mostly in the "oh god I need to gouge my eyes out" manner. It also contains the great and terrible [[4chan/b/|/b/]].

Meat

EASTWARD — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:48:11 GMT

Hinoa: And den...?

Meat is something used in a Kingdom of Loathing. It can also refer to the male reproductive system.
{{fail}}

Google Seppuku

Janus — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:26:02 GMT

Hinoa:

==What is it?==
Why I'll tell you my good lad. Google Seppuku is a game that was born from the twisted mind of our beloved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_0ILxeXs8E Uncle Ghastly].

==Yes, But How Do I Play?==
Why, using Google, of course! Or [http://images.google.com/ Google Image Search] to be exact.

The rules are simple. Enter a few random Japanese characters into Google Image search, and look at all the resulting pictures until you find one so disturbing, you wish you'd never been born. The player who goes the most pages "wins" the game.

==Why the Hell Would Anyone Play this Game?==
Boredom. Or to satisfy sexual fetishes. Or to prove that you're more desensitized to internet horrors than your average bear. Or a plethora of other reasons.

==Known Google Seppuku Players of RR==
*[[Doom Inductor|Doomy]]
*[[User:Janus|Lord Janus]]
*[[BloodVex]]

==External Links==
[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050417.html The Birth of Google Seppuku]

Emoticons

EASTWARD — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:08:57 GMT

Sociopathic amphibian:

Emoticons are faces made out of text. Don't worry, just because they have the word [[emo|Emo]] in them, doesn't mean emos are they only ones who use them. RR Forums have horrible emoticons that no one uses, so people use their own.

== Examples ==
<tt>
*<nowiki>:o</nowiki> - Denotes surprise or similar emotions.
*>.> - The only known way to emote *shiftyeyes*
*^_^ - SUPER GENKI SUGOI KAWAII
*^_~ - A kawaii wink
*-_- - Like unto a sigh.
*<nowiki>:)</nowiki> - A happy face. Duh.
*<nowiki>:(</nowiki> - A frown. Again, duh.
*<nowiki>:/</nowiki> -
*D: -Mr. Woe. Used to express sadness that cannot be expressed via <nowiki>:(</nowiki>
*._. - Neutral, expressionless. Usually follows a terrible joke.
*T_T - Stern face
*<nowiki>:{O</nowiki> - Panchez is the Mexican emoticon. Created by internet mexican, [[Nana]].
*D}: - Woechez. Mr. Woe + Panchez.
*<+|:{O - Pope Panchez. He has eye lasers made of candy and Montezuma's Revenge.
*(>!_!)> - The emoticized version of Kirby.
*@__@ - Trippy
</tt>

== Uses ==

Emoticons can be used for several things. They can be used to make posts look more random, to hide the fact that some people can't spell and to make serious posts less serious.

== People Who Use Emoticons a Lot ==

Gameplay Discussion

Strong Bad's Fan — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:53:52 GMT

Hinoa: De-WTF.

One of [[the other forums]].

''Definition:
*A place where the online game, [[Kingdom of Loathing]], is discussed.
*The bane of the Random Rambler's existance, like Crazy Frog.''

Gameplay, the polar opposite of the [[Random Ramblings]], is fiercely ridiculed by the RRer's regulars, except the few that choose to go there, like [[Introspection]] and [[Strong Bad's Fan]]. But they don't really understand cowbell, or why Cookiemancer can iron-fist anyone who challenges him to a ''real'' match of Dance Dance Revolution.

===Origin===

The origin of the Gameplay discussion roots from that stupid FOILAGE-less game, [[Kingdom of Loathing]]. When the game was created, the forum was placed under a different sub-category, Kingdom of Loathing forums, and many of the Random Rambler's iron fisters went away forever.. Unlike the asymmetric.net forums, which have much more SEXU, DESU, and FOILAGE, it focused on the game.

===Contents/Expectations===

Unlike Random Ramblings, randomness is not liked and severly punished.Example- filling a post with DESU WANTS YOU IN HIS OFFICE could get you iron-fisted (in Gameplay terms, bannzored). A thread once existed whose purpose was to probe the Gameplay forum. The mission failed, and we now have many foilage-hating enemies, but the link is [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=60538&start=0 here].
Gameplay is mostly full of threads regarding silly things like speed ascending, and clan rumpuses, and not penises or drama.

====Sworn Enemies====
* '''Crawly''': Quote on quote saying, "You lot are marginally more annoying and marginally less comprehensible than the Orz. Please go home. ". He's the Gameplay forum's major non-random police, and we demand that we SEXU him up to make him feel better about random. AMIRITE?
* '''Bunyip Andler''': "Please leave. I'm sorry, but I can't stand RR'ers." Efforts are being made to make him lose to us in a 1000 Blank White cards match, with cards like "Triangle Man: Lose A Turn".

===External Links===
*[http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=60538&start=0 Probing Thread]

[[Category:Random Ramblings]]

Darkmaster

Darkmaster — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:36:54 GMT

Darkmaster:

{{Wilde| Yeah. I knew darkmaster. At first there were 1,055 of them, but that stopped somewhere along the lines. What the fuck did I drink?| Darkmaster}}

Chemical Formula for Darkmaster

<math>D+A(u)+R+K -> M1A1S1T1E2R1 </math>

----

He's an average poster. He has no known hobbies, but he once posted a story somewhere. He's been the host of about four RPG's. Two failed horribly, and the other two were decently succesful. The first was this WWIII warfare [[ArmPG]]. The second was the mildy successful [[Phil'Katar RPG]].

== 1055 ==
There once was a land of Darkmasters. They ruled, and had an exact population of 1,055 people. Then, some sort of nondescript cataclysm happened, and all but one was destroyed.

At least, thats what I'm pretty sure happened.

The hobo that lives on my street told me. God, what a fucking weirdo.

== Ego ==

He recently made love to his ego. Reasons for are still being decided.

== Girlfriend ==

He's also one of the few guys on the internet to actually have a girlfriend. While he is chained to some various lab-partner redhead, it hasnt affected his state of being online very much.

{{Commie}}

Furry

Cake Bandit — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:41:06 GMT

Hinoa: /* External Links */

{{Wilde|Ewww.... Furries.|Furries}}

{{Q|DON'T PERSECUTE ME!|A Furry|Oscar Wilde}}

{{Q|Yes, I am a fox. So what? I don't see any problems.|A Furry|Anti-Furries}}

'''Furry''' is a term used for those who believe themselves to be, or wish they were, animal human hybrids. While these people have been outlawed by President Bush, many of them find places of survival on the intarwebs, and the Republican party.

Furries are usually known to participate in a ritual like dance called "yiff" involving various dance moves such as "bukkake" and "spit roasting". These rituals are often recorded as art by various artists of the human variety.

[http://members.activecom.net/~cybercat/furry/jenmoon.jpg]

== List of RR Furries ==
*[[Scottmale24]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[oh_no_shrubs]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]

===The Unwriten Rule===
There is a little known rule in RR that states that anyone who has more than 100 posts in RR automatically becomes a furry, whether they like it or not. This has led to many unfortunate cases of [[seppuku]]. No. Not the [[Google Seppuku|Google]] variety, the Japanese variety. What with the self-disembowelment and the pain and the GLAIVEN!

== External Links ==
[http://www.furcadia.com Furcadia] -An online Furry MMORPG ('''WARNING: MASSIVE GROUP SEXINGS''')

== See Also ==
*[[Leafies]]
*[[Scalies]]

*[[Google]]
{{disgrace}}

Google

Cake Bandit — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:41:02 GMT

Janus:

ah google, man's gateway to eleven and a half of the things he was never meant to know. that and it appends porn to every search you make.
{{disgrace}}

RRCon

Hinoa — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:52:21 GMT

Ksumoe: cleanup

'''RRCon''' (also known as "that totally sweet party [[Doom Inductor|Doomy's]] going to throw in the future") is a planned meetup of all the RR regulars that matter. It is planned for sometime in late summer of either 2008 or 2009; therefore, details are extremely murky about this ambitious gathering. However, a few things are certain:
#It will take place in Fort Collins, CO, or somewhere nearby.
#It will '''[[Epic win|OWN YOUR FACE OFF]]'''.
# The aftermath of this event will live on in RR legendry for all eternity. And leave a scar on the world; the likes of which have never been seen before.

==Origins==
The origins of RRCon were, oddly enough, from Doomy taking advice regarding what to prepare himself for dinner from the entirety of [[IRRC]], which at the time had an unprecedented 18 users in it (partly due to [[TheWalrus]]' dramafest). Apparently irritated at the barrage of advice he received, he exclaimed "APPARENTLY, I'M COOKING FOR EVERYBODY IN THE IRC."

And then, in what can apparently be seen as an incredibly common flash of genius on Doomy's part:
[[Doom Inductor|DoomInductor]]: GUYS.
[[Kitteh]]: I AM CASTING LOCKDOWN ON DI
[[Doom Inductor|DoomInductor]]: WE NEED TO ACTUALLY HOLD AN IRC PARTY SOMETIME.
[[User:Janus|lordjanus]]: WE SO DO
[[Hinoa]]: INDEED
[[Doom Inductor|DoomInductor]]: WE CAN PLAN IT SEVERAL MONTHS/YEARS IN THE FUTURE, SO IT CAN ACTUALLY HAPPEN.
Thus, the concept of RRCon was born.

==Plans==
As mentioned before, the plans for the party are extremely hazy, due to the fact that it will be held in 2008 or 2009. However, a few details have come to light:
*'''It will be held in Fort Collins, Colorado, or the nearby area.''' Doomy has insisted upon this repeatedly, despite [[Adamjirra]]'s repeated attempts to bring it to New York, and rkMerafel's attempts to move it to Hawaii.
**Where in the Ft. Collins area is up for grabs, however. Ideas have included a renting a house, renting a warehouse, or a country house in Estes Park (near Ft. Collins).
*'''[http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html 1000 Blank White Cards] will be played.''' The results should be epic.
*'''The party will last anywhere from 3 days to 2 weeks.''' It will tend to run longer though, because we're awesome like that.

==List of people who will be going==
*[[Doom Inductor]]
*[[User:Janus|Janus]]
*[[Hinoa]]
*[[Crapstorm]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[User:TheWalrus|TheWalrus]] (" Wait wait.... You mean you were planning of holding a con in the distant future and you didnt tell me? :O")
*[[Doppleplex]]
*[[IKKF]]
*[[Balsis]]
*[[Balsis]]' Friend, '''DENNNIS FUCKING ALLEN'''

==List of people who can't go D:==
*[[TeeKayEff]] (Parent: Colorado? You gotta be kidding me >:[ )
*[[Ksumoe]] (Shadup! I'm poor.)

HAY GUYZ HALP ME WIF MY GIRL TRUBBLE

OnionMan1 — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:16:01 GMT

Hinoa: cleanup on aisle 11

These are threads where RRers ask for help with wimmins. Sometimes, RR actually cares and helps them out. Other times, RR flames the original poster to an extent and the thread gets locked. There have been many bandwagons having to do with wimmin trouble threads, and they always end the same way. These are the steps to wimmin trouble bandwagons:
#Someone makes a serious thread asking for help with wimmins.
#That thread carries on a discussion for a bit.
#Someone gets pissed and decides to make fun of the OP(original poster for you n00bish types)
#The afore mentioned pissed off poster makes a thread titled something close to this: HAY GUYZ I HAV WIMMINS TRUBBLE HALP ME PLZ.
#More people make threads like the one above.
#[[Iron Fist|FIST FIST FIST]]

Myspace

EASTWARD — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:20:21 GMT

Ksumoe: Comma Drama

'''Myspace''', also known as '''EmoSpace''', is a giant internet party. However, many of the people attending this party are [[emo]], and therefore, no fun ''at all''.

== AIDS and Myspace ==

One wimmin contracted [[AIDS]] from the phenomenom known as sex. She continued to post it on Myspace.

== Suicide ==

Many people, i.e. [[emo]]s, think that it's cool to post fake/real suicide messages in Myspace. Whether they end up killing themselves or not, they will be made fun of by anyone who is non-emo. If they do end up commiting suicide then they will be made fun of more.

== Stupid and myspace ==
It has been stated by the thinking half of the world that Myspace is the largest den of stupid ever to have been created. Many silly people argue against this but you know it's true. Many people also promote the use of chain letters and other various types of [[spam]].

== Linkage ==
*[http://www.myspace.com MySpace.com]
*[http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell Becoming 'An Hero']
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Kazer

Kazer — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:22:21 GMT

Kazer: /* The Shiney Army */

[[Image:Kazer.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Kazer's human form. ]]
[[Image:Fight2_raven.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Kazer is a known [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicca Wiccan].]]

== Kazers Adventures in RRtopia ==

Kazer, an adventurer from the 81st demention, which is made up completly of all the shineys you could never find after hours of searching in the Pokemon games, left his world for RRtopia on the 24 of November, 2004. Since he gained access to this rare and excrutiatinly painful dimensiontimeplace (which, RR is technicly classified as, due to it's sheer awesomeness) he has gained the ability of the 15th Hamburg, and 666th Yiffsuitus. Using their power combined, he formed the website of ultimate descriptiveness +5 where it is rumured his character description lies.

== The Yiffsuitus 666 ==
This devious spell, formed on the very first 6/6/6, which, in actuality, was .6/.6/.6, causes it's user to become a [[Furry]]. Kazer used the spell, of course (I mean, who wouldn't mess around foolishly with a tome of ancient evil?) and opened the "CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN". Using this screen, he formed himself... into a furry.

== Sarantan Garthan ==

Once he had gone through the "CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN", Kazer gained the ability to become "Sarantan Garthan". Sarantan is his furry form, which he uses in every RPG he can. While there is a legend of a website describing this form, the actual wherabouts of this site have never been officially recorded. If it is ever found, this will be the first place it is linked to.

[[Image:Kazer__s_Specs_by_Guy_Fawkes.jpg|right|thumb|200px|One form of Sarantan Garthan ]]

== The Shiney Army ==

When Kazer came to RRtopia (he actually come to RRtopia, which caused a nation-wide flood, but scientists are still in the process of figuring how it was possible) he had brought with his Shiney Army, and army of the afore mentioned Shineys from his demention. Until recently, he had not revealed this army, but he has finally allowed the nature of their kind to be released. Experts say he may use the army to host a hostile takeover in the future, but no one really knows.

The current location of this army is as of yet unknown, but it is commonly suspected to be contained in a single Pokeball.

== The Penii ==

If we were to even hint at the extent of Kazer's 3 penii, you screen would explode, as it is phisically impossible to set your resolution high enough to contain the vagueist ''idea'' of how large it is.

[[Category:RR Regulars]][[Category:Furries]]

Skype

Oh no shrubs — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:28:45 GMT

Hinoa:

Skype is where you go to talk about how cool Shrubs is.

{{fail}}

Motherfucker

Cake Bandit — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:41:28 GMT

Janus:

== Billy ==
Billy is that single uncorrupted child that all people in the world refer to when making sermon like speeches. He, for all we know, is probably the most fucked up little kid in the history of ever.

{{fail}}

List of Commonly Used Terms in the RR

Ratclaw — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:41:28 GMT

Janus: /* Advanced User */

This is a list of commonly used acronyms and terms and other miscellaneous words in the RR.

==Typical User==
These are very typical and common acronyms, used in many places other than the RR, and are not very special. People who don't go on the internets are likely to know them. Some of these aren't actually very common, but they deserve a mention.

*1337
*BTW
*CYA
*FYI
*GTG
*IDK
*IMO
*JK
*LMAO
*LOL
*OMG
*ROFL
*STFU
*WTF

==Advanced User==
These are somewhat more "advanced" terms, ones that normal people are unaware of. Some are variations of the ones in the typical user list. Used by typical or casual online users, these are used in RR in random bursts of spam and happy goodness.

*[[ASL?]]
*[[FTW]]
*[[GTFO]]
*[[H4X0R]]
*KTHXBI
*LAWL
*LIKWUT?
*N00B
*OMFG
*PWN
*RL
*UB3R
*YIFF, [[LOL YIFF]]
*ZOMG
*INB4LOCK

==Custom User==
These are so unknown they are all either: invented by RRers, stolen from another forum (most prominently [[4chan]]), or some other random possibility. Either way, if you understand these, consider yourself a true RRer/interneter.

*LOL YIFF
*LOLOMGWTFBBQ
*O RLY?

Post a Random Picture of Yourself

Lizardboy — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:18:57 GMT

Lizardboy:

The '''Post a Random Picture of Yourself''' thread, is a thread created on April 16, 2005 by Waylon. The thread was at first a showcase to show old pictures of RRians when they were young. As the thread progressed, there were more photographs of RRian's on vacation, dressed in costumes, or just being the crazy bastards that they are.

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Dead Posters

Ratbert — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:42:19 GMT

Janus:

This page is for posters who don't post anymore
Fill it with content.

{{fail}}

RR Games

Ratclaw — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:24:12 GMT

Hinoa: Yeah, but it annoys me, and that may be the difference between you being blocked or not. ;) Also, this would work better at :Category:RR Games.

{{stickit|:Category:RR Games}}

RR Games are games created in the RR, and despite being on of the famed components of the subforum as well as the first thing mentioned in the forum title, are now quite a small part of the actual forumness. There are currently only somewhere between one to three active games on the forums, if you define active as "posted in occasionally." Examples of games, past and present, are [[Post Baseless Lies About the Poster Above You|Baseless Lies]] and [[Corrupt Wishes]]. The game category also extends to include [[RR RPGs]] because they would definitely not fit in anywhere else.

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[[Category:RR Games]]

The Abyss of Perpetual Darkness

Kurian — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:03:37 GMT

Kurian:

The '''Abyss of Perpetual Darkness''' is a sister forum of [[RR]]. It was founded by [[ICBM|King ICBM]] as a forum for his clan, but it soon evolved into a repository for complete randomness, spam, [[AIM]] convos, and [[Monocontrolism]].

The forum is currently dead, due to ICBM's internet dying. Despite the best effort of two of the forum's foremost member's, the forum remains dead.

==Current Admins==
*King ICBM
*[[user:TeeKayEff|I Will Eat Your Children]]

==Current Active Moderators==
*Darkarchon
*[[Kurian]]
*shutupbutthole2
*[[indierockzombie]]
*Cornomaniac
*Doopliss

I hate Runescape

The Editable Wiki — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:24:58 GMT

The Editable Wiki:

{{q|So I'm in my local library. And this kid of like eight years gets onto the computer next to me, and goes to runescape...|rkMerafel| I hate Runescape}}

This was a thread made by rkMerafel, whom was at his school library one day. A kid of 'about 8 years' sat down next to him and played RuneScape.

Something had to be done.

==What to do?!==
Since no one in [[RR]] likes [[Runescape]] at all, ideas were made on what to do. They include but are not limited to:

*disconnect his computer, but in a way that nobody notices
*Aim for the pooper.
*Ninja press Alt+F4 on his computer.
*Stare at him until he gets uncomfortable.
*Turn around and deadpan him "How u mine 4 fsh?"

rkMerafel did none of this, but only had 12 minutes until the kid got off. rkMerafel wasn't going to make it. BUT THEN HE SAW THE LIGHT!

==Success!==

{{q|THANK YOU, GOOD PEOPLE OF RR|rkMerafel|his thanks}}

rkMerafel found out how to do it. [[Oh_no_shrubs]] told him that 'Gold Coins', but although adamantine long sword works too.(GO GO GO). [[Nexuscore]] told him the Internet weeps for him, as he knew this information. But there was no time to lose.

Then, it happened. rkMerafel did it. He asked if the kid had the sword. He said no. rkMerafel told him of the Mystical [[Alt+F4]], and HE SUCCEEDED! After telling the kid he might have been a cheater, the kid gave up, and walked away.

==Rejoice!==

The rest of the thread was about WoW and Runescape being the same thing and Mormonism and such. Before someone_lurking locked the thread, it was discovered Adamjirra will most likely kill you if you use World of Warcraft and Runescape in the same sentence.

Phil'Katar RPG

Darkmaster — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:17:06 GMT

Darkmaster:

{{q|Silly rabbit, Communists don't have God. They have Stalin.|Crazybill |communist nations.}}

Phil'Katar is an [[ArmPG]] where various military forces from nations were transported to a small world on the outside of the galaxy. Near the end, it simply became one godmod after another and the victory was given to TKF. Originally, the victory prize was supposed to be a fleet that was able to return home to earth and take it over once again. TKF changed that and took over Phil'Katar. It was started by [[Darkmaster]].

But thats the story behind all that isnt it.

== Phil'Katar Opening ==
Okay, because I've noticed a lack of active RPG's on this forum as of late, I decided to create a new one.

Background
The world of Phil'Katar is essentially like our planets. It is relatively like ours, and it resembles the supercontinent Pangea, as it is a new planet. A few people from various armies from around the world have been transported by an alien overmind, and have been selected to participate in varous battles over Land, Sea, Air and for the final battle, Space. Whoever wins the space battle will use their starship to return home, and bring the alien technology home with them. The losers will suffer death at the hands of their opponents.

There also was a barley used tournament board.

== Page 1 ==

The first half of this page was mostly people signing up for the war, and some people dissing the rpg.

It finally started, mainly with interactions between the users Thekillerfroggy and Zerofive1. There was some confusion when the latter sent a shipment of lead, and TKF took it as an attack.

Darkmaster intervened and explained to some of the people what they will be doing. It was also his first description of the Phil'Katarians, 9 foot tall aliens wearing a flight helmet like thing, so he can breath the air special made for the humans at this time.

Mongolia, owned by doodlemonkey, sets itself up. TKF spies and recieves the information of an upcoming fight.

A meteor shower on the planet kicks up a bit more than dust for TKF. Doodlemonkey contemplates the death of The Watcher, who is the alien leader.

He sends out a raiding party to find and capture him, and much pain and death ensues. He retreats back to his base and leaves him all alone.

TKF's meteor tarp gets caught on a weak spot, and his city-state gets thrust into a large chaos. The dust causes a mass extermination, and the nation falls into a police state.

Russia sets up an oil field. Korea finally joins up, and sets up. They attempt to name the planet, to no avail. TKF finally gets his city back into order.

There is a slight confusion from the name of the planet, but that gets resolved quickly and quietly.

== Page 2 ==

The page starts right off with the battle lineup between Korea and Russia. TKF gets a good fortified position and waits with his men using automatic crossbows.

TKF triples his men at the position, and then allies with Russia to make an unstoppable military alliance.

Korea takes some time to get ready, and foolishly attacks Chinas fortifications with sniper towers, even though the base is fortified heavily. They also discovered a strange metal that ignites the air and pierces through armor.

Needless to say, China got way too overconfident, and bit the dust hard, or so Korea thought.

TKF unleashes 'project slingshot'. Its a fucking huge ballista, and it unleashes mass pain torture and death. It vaporizes the attacking force, and then as the reinforcements flood in, the real men come out of hiding and gun all of them down.

PCGamer joins as the U.S. and explains his name while at it.

Korea loses the battle, and is eliminated from the tournament. They are given three hours to make their way to the wilderness, and then they get carpet bombed with proton bombs.

== Page 3 ==

The bombers warn the Chinese troops not to capture the city, but to watch the bombing, as it is most entertaining.

Finally, the base was attacked by a squadron of bombers that look like a cross between a F-117 and a TIE Interceptor. About 50 Disc shaped proton bombs are dropped on the city. The explosion is as follows:

"The bombs glistened in the red setting sun of the Phil'Katarian wastes. Then, the anticipated moment arrived. The first explodes with a noise like a planet made of metal bending and tearing into many individual pieces. It gets replaced about 50 times. Then, the flash. The area is about as bright as looking at the sun from fifteen feet away. The wave of explosions follow, and the city is levelled in seconds. There are no buildings left, just a few cratered ones. Well, those and a few black pools of liquid radiation. The remaining parts of buildings slowly melt into these puddles, as it seems to have a high gravity, and melts it."

There is some confusion on what really happened, but in the end, Korea bites the dust.

Brainwash D tries to godmod, fails horribly, and TKF tries to stop him. PCGamer makes a statement about his current army, which involves ATV's. They are sent to intercept the transport craft Brainwash. Supposedly, he stops all forms of trade with post Korea.

Darkmaster makes a long post stating that he will play as Great Brittan. He sets up a base on a plateau near the northern polar region, and tells about its underground passageways.

He also says that the playing field for the humans has become smaller. PCGamer finds a mine, and Barnacle Ed asks some questions and talks about some of his strengths.

The battle with Russia Vs. Mexico has been set, and Darkmaster takes on that role as well.

China accepts a trade request between it and Brittan, and creates a wicked good weapon based on it. He also gives most of his iron and lead ore, as he's found titanium and is trying to make something out of it.

Brittan and Mexico open trade together, and Mexico gets a shipment of STEN Mk2 assault rifles. Brittan also described the new STEN Mk3 as "Having the accuracy of an Ak-74, and the power of a sniper rifle, the STEN Mk3 is truly a weapon to marvel at."

Russia finnaly marches on Mexico!

They round up the troops, and travel across the great desert to fight the Mexicans! They travel by night, and have a good amount of troops backing them.

They travel by night, and keep themselves scouted out by scout planes.

Mexico unleashes a secret weapon that pretty much cooks the Russian soldiers. The Russians that aren't killed march on the city after the beam stops its lethal glow.

Thats when Mexico launches a volley of rockets at the marching troops. They are supplied with tanks by Brittan.

As Mexico's city is besieged by the Russians, it activates its microwave beam while its stuck in the ground. It cooks most everything in the area around the city. Only the high ranking officers in the beam tower itself are spared. Some automated SAM's arrive and stop the F-14's that are bombing the city from the air.

The Ruskies retreat like scared little girls after seeing that their forces have met a match.

PCGamer redesigns the ATV, allows it to fly, and pretty much makes it more kick ass.

Mexico begins the process of rebuilding, coating its buildings in a microwave resistant material, and makes its base more defendable. It buys about 10 harriers, makes a minefield, and a portable microwave generator that when activated, it stays online until its destruction.

Russia begins planning a counterattack. PCGamer devises more plans. PCGamer makes himself one of those cloning devices that everybody's talking about.

Barnacle Makes a giant snowball of gasoline, and much burning of the Mexicans (wow who'dve thought) ensues.

After some trading, which involves the trading of some elite snipers from post Korea, and some R&D, which gives PCGamer the power of Mech's. I'm sure everybody knows what a mech is.

There is a discussion of the status of most empires, and Brittan discovers the mine that Brainwash and PCGamer have also found. They make a bomb out of that metal, and it reacts about as violently as the Phil'Katarian bomb does.

Meanwhile, on Phil'Katarian politics, there has been more worker unrest as of late.

Russia fortifies its cities with.. Black Label Society CD's? What the hell?

TKF comes back and makes Gatling Ballistas, Super-Titanium, Life Vision Technology. He also has two projects in progress.

Russia gets pissed when Britan starts bombing them with their newfound material. They do not however, take responsibiltiy for them. They however do claim that the second explosion was a freak accident made when a fuel tank exploded unexpectedly.

Russia makes AA guns, and then sends ninjas to make chaos for Brittan.

Needless to say, an anti Russian propaganda program begins.

TKF makes superheated lava, which is essentially plasma, and loads it into its special SMG that fires superheated plasma. Or Lava. I dunno.

TKF asks the brits and the Russians to calm down, or he'll stop trade with both of them. And thats essentially page 3.

== Page 4 ==
The Watcher tells them to stop the fighting, or they both will forefit the competition.

And, a workers revolution has broken out in the Phil'Katarian Captial. Oh my.

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Page snipe

Lizardboy — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:31:01 GMT

EASTWARD:

'''Page snipe''' is an event in which someone, usually someone who cares about their post count (ie. idiot), claims the first post of the next page of a thread by posting a short, worthless post in caps lock. Sniping a new page is a common practice of boosting ones E-penis unexpectedly. After a page is sniped, the thread sometimes gains more momentuem. Once a page snipe is done, more posts usually follow.

== Edit ==

LOL PAGE SNIPE!
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The other forums

Saurian2076 — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:30:55 GMT

Saurian2076:

Inconceivable as it is, there are also other forums connected to [[KoL]]. Several of which also actually have stuff related to the game. Nonetheless, most of RR has not ventured much in the outside.

== [[Gameplay Discussion|Kingdom Gameplay]] ==
Arguably the most important of the other forums, Gameplay is where people who use a lot of numbers debate which familiar is more efficient at ping-pong, and whether a particular piece of equipment is a godsend or the worst piece of crap ever created since the record player.

== Kingdom Community ==
In the Kingdom Community, the [[cosplayers]] of KoL run rampant. They plan annual 'meetings' where the dress up in their favorite costumes, and [[yiff]]. It is said that the Kingdom Community isn't really a forum, but a series of images. No one is brave enough to check out this hypothesis.

== Help ==
Unfortunately, this forum is only for help regarding Kingdom of Loathing. If you ask for help defeating Zod, you'll just get confused looks. If anyone actually notices that you've asked for help. It also has nothing to do with the [[Beatles]] album. Though you probably could dance to it if you liked.

== Lair of the Pretentious artists ==
If you can't guess what this forum is for, you're a complete idiot. The Lair is actually very well-connected to RR, as several RR regulars with massive [[e-penis|E-Penises]] have gotten their enormous internet schlongs through their work in the Lair. Most of the material can be divided up into comics, stories, poems, and art. Most art is paid for with meat, the currency of KoL. Which is good, because it's kind of stupid to pay for art with real money. I mean, it's just a pretty picture, nimwads. You could get a fake one with exactly the same effect for a few bucks. Here, though, you're paying with fake money anyway.

== Contests ==
Like the Lair, but a lot more competitive, and with the buyers running the show.

== General Asymettry ==
Like an older brother to RR. Except is technically younger. Was created as a replacement to RR when it got deleted by [[Giboc]] and [[Spikey]]. Then RR came back, and the people who use big words decided to stay in GA, while the rest of us stayed in RR. A probe was once sent into GA. It reported back findings. Damned if any of us can remember them, though.

== Random Ramblings ==
That would be the full name of RR. If you didn't know that, you're probably stupid.

== Ring of Flame ==
This is where you go to be mean to other people. It's scary. And not good scary.

== Winter Quarters ==
[[Betrayer|Someone]] decided to delete most of the ring of flame. This is where all of the threads people were begging to keep ended up. No one goes there anymore.

Emo

Saurian2076 — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:09:59 GMT

Ksumoe:

Emo is a term denoting a particular style of angst and the people who wallow in it.

== Short for something ==
Emo is short for emotional, which is short for "Can't get a date and cries about it to all friends who are members of the opposite sex," the initials of which spell out the word "Cgadacaiafwamotos," the name of yet another dread god of the abyss.

== How to tell if you're emo ==
Emo is a varied and complicated subculture, but here are a few ways to tell if you fall into that category:
*Do you wear thick, square glasses despite having 20/20 vision?
*Do you comb your hair over one of your eyes, and then use hairspray to make sure that the hair never moves from that spot for the next week?
*Do you cry a lot over women who've never actually heard your name or seen your face?
*Do you cry a lot over absolutely nothing at all?
*Have you ever attempted to commit suicide through myspace?
*Have you composed more than 3 poems about how horrible your life is?
*Have you ever gotten a papercut and thought "I wish there was an easier way to do this, as it reminds me of the emotional torment I am often in"?

If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questions, congratulations! You're emo.

== Cutcut ==

Emo people are best known for cutting themselves using razorblades. If you really think about it, it's not that funny, you sickos. Why don't you just... God damnit, all of this joking about people cutting themselves isn't funny! It's a serious condition!

<nowiki>*cutcut*</nowiki>

hehe...

== See Also ==
*[[Myspace|EmoSpace]]

Rule 34

Janus — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 22:14:05 GMT

Dark Half:

[[Image:rule34.jpg|thumb|float|right|Yes. Even Calvin and Hobbes.]]

==No Exceptions==
There's not much to say about this one. Just that if something exists, so does pornographic material of it. There are NO exceptions.

Anyone is welcome to try and disprove Rule 34, but their mental health cannot be guaranteed, not even by [[George Zimmer]], if they do so.

(Actually, to this date, there have been at least 30 different pornographic images of George Zimmer posted on the internet. He guarantees it.)

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E-Penis

Saurian2076 — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 21:04:43 GMT

Janus: Oscar Wilde on {{{2}}}? Whut? :P

{{Wilde|I like E-penis as much as I like real penis. Except when it comes to measuring any sort of worth of a person.|E-Penis}}

== Interweb lovin ==
E-Penis is a measure of how popular you are over the internet. Much like real penis size in real life, a large e-penis means that you are an important person to people who eat cheetos in their underwear. Presumably, a large e-penis should also mean a lot more cybersex. This is not the case. Do not believe it for one second. Cybersex goes by real-life penis-size standards.

== Ways to gain E-penis ==
The quickest way to gain e-penis in [[RR]] is to be a [[moderator]], because those people are able to remove even an active poster from existence. Theoretically. Seriously, you can delete and edit posts and it'll look like a celebrity isn't there, and is posting for the first time. That's the kind of e-penis these guys slap around.

The easiest way to gain e-penis, however, is via [[postcount]]. Simply put, if you post a huge fuckload, you will have a high e-penis. In the days before the rule of the [[two-word minimum]], it didn't even matter if you were just posting a single word. That's how easy it is to get a huge postcount.

Ironically, a very large e-penis is often granted to female posters. Probably because all the male posters are desperate to make sure that the female posters don't leave, and none of the male posters have the guts to simply chain one or two to a computer. Thus, the women who stay willingly have huge e-penises. Some may also have huge real penises, but none of the guys want to ask that sort of question.

David Bowie

Adamjirra — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:06:37 GMT

74.70.178.247: /* Legacy of Bowie */

David Bowie is the higest deity of Random Ramblings, He is the one who watches over us, He is the one who protects us from harm. He is the one who sings good songs. He, is David Bowie.
Within the RR Deieity Hierachy, David Bowie is the 1st god, with [[Worf]], [[Longcat]], [[Chaos]], [[Pastafarian|Flying Spaghetti Monster]], [[User:Janus|Janus]] and [[Mr. T]] as the lessers.

== Legacy of Bowie ==
Bowie was a singer of songs of godly trancendence. His carrer started before mortal ears were born, with his mighty songs of lore and divine power, creating the cosmos. He then felt like laying low and letting God do the work, but he could not. He was inferior to the mighty Bowie, so Bowie then had the following coversation within the CosmosIRC:

(God has joined the Channel)
God: You here Bowie?
Bowie: Yes God, what is it my lesser friend?
God: I cannot create the rest of the universe, I cannot rock like you!
Bowie: Then I will teach you Oh one who cannot rock like me.
''Bowie starts traning god on how to rock''
''God learns how to rock!''
God: Thanks Bowie!
(God has left the channel)

And God now knew how to rock, and so he tried to rock, but his roll ended to be a [[Epic fail]], and he rocked like a wet sponge. There was no hamonius music like his lord Bowies, but rather one big bang of sound, thusly the Big Bang, creating the universe. He was pissed, but impressed on how much God sucked, he did something good. So Bowie struck a deal with God, in that He played, and God just took the credit. And so did Bowie play, and so did life boon in the universe. If a evolutinary process was needed, the Bowie changed his style, like the musical divine chamelion lord he was. And so, humanity was created. IN the mid 1960's, Bowie decided to supress his powers, and come down to the earth to spead his music without affecting evolution, survival, and the microwave.

== Bowie as RR's Chief Deitiy ==
Bowie became so great in our eyes due to his divine powers. After the [[Second Cataclysm|Rise and Fall or RR]] or RR, and come the third birth, people needed some sort of protection from Giboc's lazer that goes SHOOP DA WHOOP. So they decided in a random fashion to call upon David Bowie due to his sheer greatness in his mortal form. Bowie accepted, and for a time, there was peace, and orgasmatic music, but all was not golden, for Giboc came back CHAGIN HIS LAZER SHOOP DA WHOOP. As Giboc SHOOP DA WHOOPed, Bowie played upon his guitar, and a golden wall reflected the lazer into Giboc, causing him to be exploded and then be weakened for all eternity. Giboc cursed His mighty power, and ran off, RR was now safe from a 4th cataclysm. And so we worshiped, and to this day, we continue to worship his greatness.

== Songs of Trandencendence ==
*Space Oddity (Created the cosmos)

*Man who Sold the World (The song that created the God-Bowie pact)

*Scary Monsters (Created first life)

*This is not America and I am Afraid of Americans (Created America and put it in it's current state)

*Dancing in the Streets (Song of Glee and Happy)

*Ziggy Stardust (Song of Strife)

*Changes (Caused Evolution)

*Under Pressure (Causes tension)

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Blizzard Entertainment

CookieMancer — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:52:36 GMT

IET:

{{q|'They're fucking idiots.|People who play World of Warcraft|Blizzard's Game Patches}}

{{q|'They're fucking idiots.|Normal People|People who play World of Warcraft}}

{{q|'They're fucking idiots.|Blizzard Entertainment|People who play World of Warcraft}}

== Status ==
Enemy

== Threat to RR ==
Very High

== Time to cook a hot pocket ==
1:00 to 1:30

Sex

Janus — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:41:00 GMT

Janus: /* List of Famous Sex Fiends */

==Introduction==
Sex is an unpleasant and quite overrated act that many humans like to partake in. Science has yet to prove why, considering all the unpleasantries that follow. This is largely due to the fact that no known scientist has ever had sex.

==Method and Consequences==
Sex is performed by making use of male [[penis]], the female [[vagina]] and copious amounts of pelvic thrusting. While the act itself can be very satisfying, the after effects are quite unpleasant. These include, but are not limited to, sleeping in the [[wet spot]], embarrassing [[condom]] disposal, unwanted offspring, and awkward moments when the roommate walks in.

==Opinions==
Many scientists say that avoiding sex altogether is the best course of action available to the peoples of the world. Under the claim that doing so will solve overpopulation, they are able to mask thier own self-loathing and their twisted desire to make everyone else in the world suffer the same lifetime of virginity that they have.

==List of Famous Sex Fiends==
*Christopher Walken
*Bill Gates
*Pope Palpatine
*Alex DeLarge
*Nurse Ratched
*Ned Flanders
*The Virgin Mary

Epic win

Cantryboy — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:00:10 GMT

Ksumoe: Stub'd

== What is it? ==
The opposite of [[Epic fail]]. It is when somebody "wins an innerweb".

<center><table style="background-color:#Fdd; width:275px; border:1px solid #e88;">
<tr>
<td>[[Image:Icon_td.gif]]</td>
<td>Ironically, this page is made of [[epic fail]]. Please change this, posthaste.</td>
</tr>
</table></center>
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Jick

Cantryboy — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:38:37 GMT

Hinoa:

== Who is he? ==
Some unimportant guy who like created the forums, or some game, or something like that. Not much is known about this mysterious creature as very few have ever seen him post outside of [[Gameplay Discussion]].

Jick has been seen in RR once. He made a thread about Laffy Taffy jokes, and was possibly drunk and/or high, which is located [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=48632&start=0 here].

Rumor has it that Jick is ashamed of creating RR. Much like [[God]] is ashamed of creating hippies.

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General Asymmetry

Briddy — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:53:11 GMT

Briddy:

RR's [[evil]] older cousin. GA is often spotted wearing a goatee, and giggling evily to itself as it makes plans to start intelligent, serious discussions. The fiend.
== Geography ==
GA is located slightly to the north of RR, a mile or so past the [[Yiff Haus]]. GA's location is considered a blessing by many RRers, as it forms a barrier between RR and the barbarians of the far northern forums. The [[Gameplay]]-ians are especially feared.
== Flora and Fauna ==
GA is home to many monsters, including unicorns, and is rumored to hold the lair of [[Aelf]].

Post Communism

TheWalrus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:22:01 GMT

TheWalrus:

Post Communism has two very seperate and very different definitions. The first being a movement to denounce postcount, and chop off everyone's e-penis in an effort to make all e-penises the same size (an extremely time consuming and painful proccess). The second definition is that of a shared postcount. This "shared postcount" refers to an idea that every post contributes to the betterment of the community rather than the individual. This makes one [[hueg]] e-penis, one this writer would be more than willing to contribute to.

Post communists are to be shot on sight.

Internet War

The Editable Wiki — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:19:56 GMT

Sociopathic amphibian: oh my lawdy spelling errors

{{q|You are sending troops into an radiation filled zombie infested wasteland?
That takes balls.|Person named Bob| an attack by ICBM}}

Internet War is an [[ArmPG]] created by [[ICBM]] on Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:04 pm.

== Internet War ==

I declare the internet to be in a state of war as of this moment. Please go to your nearest internet
facility to pick up your draft card. Remember, all laws are to be suspended and the government by
subverted into a dictatorship for the duration of the war.If you wish to help the war effort, you may
also purchase war bonds at dividends of $100's. These bonds will yield a 50% interest upon maturing*
''Join the internet army''! You can be a soldier or if you are good at fighting, you can move up in the
ranks an be a commanding officer!

===Page One===
[[Image:ICBM.JPG|frame|King ICBM]]
Those who participated in Internet War chose either the sides of the Hackers, the bad dudes, or the The Internet, as it was first called. Eventually, enough players joined, and the game was off. The sides were somewhat even. At first it was somewhat disorganized, but grew more coherent. Roles were established, and individual characters completed mission on a small scale (air strikes, frag grenades, and head shots).

Most of the players by would be pivotal to the development of the ArmPg have already assembled by Page One. Google was fiercely competed over, and both sides fought for control. Runescape was particularly disliked, and was destroyed by [[The_Editable_Wiki]] and others.

===Page Two===
Following a conversation between [[Darkmaster]] and [[ChiveBoy1]], the game seems underway. [[Scottmale24]] interrupts with a ''IT'S A TRAP'' meme, and life went on. ICBM issued a status report of himself, claiming to capture www.google.com, only to have The_Editable_Wiki to obtain www.googlee.com, and ''specifically''English version of Google.

Darkmaster bombed Allied Rich Trading Sites, and dealt a significant blow to the Allies. Meanwhile, The_Editable_Wiki attacks Wikipedia and establishes it under his control, with no fuss at all. Penisland is brought under the heel of the 'Northern Browsers', or the Allies. Then it happens..

Person Named Bob joins, for his own side. Right after that, Ukapu_Boy joins as well, and fortifies Uncyclopedia. Bob releases attack chimeras from my orbital drop ship to eat spies. ICBM reconstructs Wikipedia, and attacks googlee.com For some inexplicable reason, Darkmaster attacks ICBM, and eliminates the supply centers of the armies.

ICBM destroys googlee.com, and rises.[[http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/ICBM/asdf.jpg Atlantis]] rises. The island is split, due to the inhabits being confused. Deals are made, and PNB makes his own nation;The Grand Imperial National Nationistic Army of Nationstates [alternatively, Nationalists]. War machines of massive sizes are released by Nationalists and Atlanteans. Nationalits are losing, but Bob {'''Quote'''}...convert[s] an environmentally stunning nation of 6.311 billion people who are trained to kill people from 6 paces and whose kids are mindless killing machines into a massive beam of energy that punctures Atlantis and sends it back beneath the waves where they plot with their massive energy shields. The beam wipes out all my forces but an evil toaster.{'''Unquote'''}

Due to that being a massive God-Mod, it is agreed some Atlanteans survived. A super-massive war erupts from what is left, and Atlantis seems doomed.

===Page Three===
The Allies attck the Nationalists, but due to a T-virus missile, the area is zombified. The Infantry all die, from radiation and zombification. Realizing the stupid blunder they made, the Allies send WWII tanks in to fight, adn the good tanks serve in a secret mission.

A new person joins (TrippedandFell), commits treason, and is captured by the might of the Allied Army. Darkmaster leads a daring rescue, which is successful. ICBM has had enough, the Allies become the Internet Empire, completely recaptures myspace, rename it yahoo.com ,and destroy some Haxis (Hackers) cities. PNB releases a league of mini-mods, but they are dispatched due to them not having any real power.

The_Editable_Wiki returned from so inactivity, and announced his absence by saying that the secrets of runes had been discovered. Using the slave labor they produced, the military got a boost, as well as the entire Haxis. PNB hacks into the Haxis, steals the runs, and ruins it all. Darkmaster got angry, and attacked the entirety of Nationalists. ICBM also attacked, and destroyed the Internet...

[http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2060/internet23sp.png The Internet 2] was created.However, this new continent is a flat piece of concrete floating in space. (For those of you who play/played Starcraft, this continent looks like the space levels in starcraft.The southern point of the continent is occasionally bombarded by radiation from millions of years ago. PNB braced for an attack, and the Haxis troops advanced into the menace known as Nationalist. Then, a scientific breakthrough, and a crystal (powered by radiation)is developed by Darkmaster to control the undead.

ICBM attacks a city across the lava river that divides the Internet Empire and the Haxis, in a way similar to an attack during the turning point of American Revolutionary War, but the Haxis anticipated the assault, and countered by bombing a useless regiment the had placed to lure in the Empire.

The_Editable_Wiki creates a modified L-Bomb (leet bomb) to remove some of the 'History' the Empire use to track everyday lives of citizens. The bomb travels along the [[Intarweb]], and moves the data stolen from the Empire to the Haxis.ChiveBoy1 sets out on his own sub-story to destroy the natives of the planet, and remove an ever-present enemy.

PNB proclaims that Darkmaster loses control of the zombie hoard, and they begin to form a massive super-zombie to attack everyone. Darkmaster attempts a godmod, fails, and a pilot kamikazes the zombie and destroys the controller unit keeping them from killing everything. They are now roaming wide and far.

===Page 4===
ICBM starts off by telling everyone a massive sun storm eliminated the entirity of the above ground continent, and the ravaged landscape rebuilds, rather quickly.Fighting continues, beginning with PNB
randomly destroying a vast amount of the continent, and plenty of carnage ensues.

Darkmaster unveils the Grand Cannon, and devastates the forces of the Nationalists. PNB calls for god-modding, but the technical proof is on the side of Darkmaster. As GM, ICBM allows this. PNB decided it would be safe to build on the underside of the continent, and makes preparations to do so.

The_Editable_Wiki's forces withdraw from the southern half of the Haxis territory and enter the Intarweb itself, a realm. Rebuilding RuneScape to use as a slave camp, Tew colonizes on a continent the size of Italy, x5. There, he quietly rebuilded while PNB mines into the continent, but all is futile when Darkmaster fires his Grand Cannon into the Nationalist forces, decimating them. Meanwhile, ICBM goes on the offensive, and travels into the past and shreds it apart. Darkmaster fires the Cannon at ICBM while they are moving, and morale drops for the Empire.

The_Editable_Wiki completes his plan. The Nationalists are completely obliterated.Some conversation follows, and TEW stumbles across a new weapon: Disease. A lab in the Republic of Haxor, a sub-unit of the Haxis, exploded and is cut off from the main land. It was monitored. Some Godmodding issues arouse, and ICBM declared that the Game would be locked.

==Winning==
After ICBM announced that the game had ended. Tew posted his end-game plan, and transported his colony to the realm of Internet2. Firing his cannon, he devastated the continent from such close range, and dropped his 'zombie' colony (the one with disease) into the remaining land, and declared victory. There was some dispute over who won, but in the end, the topic lay dead and buried.

==The End==
'''Credits'''

''Writer of Article'': The_Editable_Wiki

''Host of Game'': ICBM

''Main Contestants'': ChiveBoy1,Darkmaster,ICBM,Person Named Bob, The_Editable_Wiki

Grammar Socialism

TheWalrus — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:13:52 GMT

TheWalrus:

Grammar Socialism, also known as Grammar Nazism, is evidence of [[Godwin's Law]] in it's finest. Gazism refers primarily to the ideology of the Gramatiksozialistische Zufälliges Posterpartei (Grammar Socialist Random Posters Party, or GSRPP). It is also used to refer to the policies adopted by the government of [[Random Ramblings]] from 2004 up until 20XG6 (known as Nazi Ramblings or the "Third Coming of the Ghost of the English Language"). Gazism consists of a loose collection of ideas and does not have a precise definition, although a strong understanding of grammar and spelling, an intolerance of "[[n00bs]]," and genocide of said "[[noobs]]" often fall within Gazi thought. The Gazi's are not to be confused with [[Big Brother]], [[Post Communism]], and [[Grammar Ninjas]].

Smiley Thread Bandwagon

Ratbert — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:47:24 GMT

Hinoa:

The Smiley Thread Bandwagon was a bandwagon with Smilies as a topic name. Effectively half of RR was [[sanctioned]] because of this.

==The Crisis==
The Smiley bandwagon of '06 is widely considered to be the most influential incident of RR's recent history. Some RRians felt it would be most humorous to create a series of threads headed with nothing but chat text smileys. This created mass confusion and chaos amongst the other residents. Many celebrated in their rebellion and gallivanted about in their own smiley faced domains declaring their free will and rebellious spirit, Others feared for their safety and Johnsons. Soon after, the smackdown commenced.

==The Smackdown==
The mods of RR responded with mass sanctioning and a couple dozen postcount --'s to boot. The forum admin, [[Aelfrhian]], called the majority of RRers "pathetic children" and was totally pissed that her mods apparently have to babysit RR all the damn time. The citizens of RR recovered quickly and have so far stayed within the guidelines put down by their mods and admins.Many consider Aelf's actions in this case to be a rather extreme punishment for the actions that prompted it. Some believe the harsh measures were taken because Sauceror was going on vacation, and therefore the "troublemakers" of RR were banned in order to keep things quiet while she was gone. It should be noted that this is just a crackpot theory.

===Attempts to Evade Sanctioning===
One or two posters who had participated in the bandwagon craftily changed the title and content of their threads before the mods came, a tactic which had served them well in past bandwagons. One of these posters was [[User:Janus|Lord Janus]], who was actually not banned for participating in the bandwagon, but for "13+ spam posts" that now only exist in one of two places; Aelf's mind, or the trash forum. Both are equally likely, but neither can be proved. The leason to be learned here is that even if you cover your tracks, you can still get tossed in the cooler for a week if you make a few posts in a thread with [[Mr. Woe]] as it's title.

==The Victims==
===Long Sanction (~2 wks)===
*[[Smacktard]]
*[[ratbert]]
*[[Barnacle_Ed]]
*[[I_eat_trees]]
*[[SPNirology]]
*[[Zerofive1]]
*[[magesx]]
*[[birdofprey161]]
*[[Shunyata]]

===Short Sanction (7-10 days)===
*[[Ratclaw|Ratclaw]]
*[[User:Janus|lordjanus]]
*[[Strong Bad's Fan]]
*[[thekillerfroggy?]]
*[[Kazer]]
*[[Cantryboy]]

Ratbert

LadyKirie — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:31:10 GMT

Ratbert:

Left on 10/30/06 after [[necro]]ing K4P in an attempt to get a life.

Ask [[Ratclaw]] if you want to know how he's doing.

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<tr>
<td>[[Image:Icon_td.gif]]</td>
<td>This user is made of [[epic fail]].<br>
Unfortunately, nothing can fix this problem; not even the [[microwave]].</td>
</tr>
</table></center>

[[Category:Inactive Posters]]

Corrupt Wish game

The Editable Wiki — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:31:29 GMT

Ratbert:

==Overview==
The Corrupt Wish game, created by [[a lazy guest]], involves one poster making a wish which the next poster will grant. However, the granted wish will be corrupted. It was originally started in August 2004, and remains alive to this day.

Corrupt Wish is one of the few threads RR is allowed to [[necro]] if the game dies down, and has been a major source of fun for years.

==Example of Game==

V: ...Granted. Your eyes bleed from the amount you get. I wish for nothing.
A: You have nothing. (This includes air. You die of suffocation.) I wish for a dollar.
B: Granted. But it's a counterfeit bill, and you are arrested. I wish for a cure to AIDS.
Q: Granted. The cure for AIDS happens to give the patient cancer instead. I wish for...

==Notable Notes==
The idea of wishes gone wrong is not original to the RR thread; such a concept features often in short stories and books. ''The Tale of the Monkey's Paw'' and the movie series titled ''Wishmaster'' are two good examples of this style of granting wishes while simultaneously twisting the outcomes to something horrible.

==External Links==
[http://http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=7905&start=0 The Thread Itself]

Page Requests

Briddy — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:21:00 GMT

Sociopathic amphibian:

Want a certain page made, but don't have the time or knowledge to create it? Request it here!
== Pages We Want ==
[[Team Shortbus]]

[[Betrayer]]

[[Orgy Thread]]

[[Dragonforce]]

[[Panchez]]

[[Kenny Strife]]

[[Raves]]

[[The Epic]]

[[This is a testtt]]

[[Halo Bandwagon]]

[["What would Jack Thompson do?"]]

[[RR RPGs]] (as in, all of the ones that are linked to in the article without an actual separate article.)

[[Sexu!]]

[[TeeKayEff]]