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Chuck Norris
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Urban myth has it that [[User:Janus|Janus]] once successfully skullfucked Chuck Norris to death. However, Norris' beard was still alive, and detached itself with the intent of later taking a scissors to Janus' male bits. To this day, Janus is a eunuch, but wears a prosthesis so that no-one will realize what he lacks and lose the fear that keeps them under his control. | Urban myth has it that [[User:Janus|Janus]] once successfully skullfucked Chuck Norris to death. However, Norris' beard was still alive, and detached itself with the intent of later taking a scissors to Janus' male bits. To this day, Janus is a eunuch, but wears a prosthesis so that no-one will realize what he lacks and lose the fear that keeps them under his control. | ||
| + | Chuck Norris is highly vulnerable to Oar-based attacks. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ | *http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ | ||
Current revision as of 22:28, 12 November 2006
“Norrrriiiissss!!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Chuck Norris
Biography
Chuck Norris is a old TV star that has been inflated to legend status, thanks to the internets.
Many people have grown tired of hearing about his made up exploits, however, and have moved onto a worthy hero, Samuel L. Jackson. Chuck Norris is also part of The RR Dark Gods of the Axis.
Trivia
Urban myth has it that Janus once successfully skullfucked Chuck Norris to death. However, Norris' beard was still alive, and detached itself with the intent of later taking a scissors to Janus' male bits. To this day, Janus is a eunuch, but wears a prosthesis so that no-one will realize what he lacks and lose the fear that keeps them under his control.
Chuck Norris is highly vulnerable to Oar-based attacks.
External Links
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