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*Do you comb your hair over one of your eyes, and then use hairspray to make sure that the hair never moves from that spot for the next week? | *Do you comb your hair over one of your eyes, and then use hairspray to make sure that the hair never moves from that spot for the next week? | ||
*Do you cry a lot over women who've never actually heard your name or seen your face? | *Do you cry a lot over women who've never actually heard your name or seen your face? | ||
| + | *Have you ever attempted to commit suicide through myspace? | ||
*Do you cry a lot over absolutely nothing at all? | *Do you cry a lot over absolutely nothing at all? | ||
*Have you composed more than 3 poems about how horrible your life is? | *Have you composed more than 3 poems about how horrible your life is? | ||
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Emo is a term denoting a particular style of angst and the people who wallow in it.
Short for something
Emo is short for emotional, which is short for "Can't get a date and cries about it to all friends who are members of the opposite sex," the initials of which spell out the word "Cgadacaiafwamotos," the name of yet another dread god of the abyss.
How to tell if you're emo
Emo is a varied and complicated subculture, but here are a few ways to tell if you fall into that category:
- Do you wear thick, square glasses despite having 20/20 vision?
- Do you comb your hair over one of your eyes, and then use hairspray to make sure that the hair never moves from that spot for the next week?
- Do you cry a lot over women who've never actually heard your name or seen your face?
- Have you ever attempted to commit suicide through myspace?
- Do you cry a lot over absolutely nothing at all?
- Have you composed more than 3 poems about how horrible your life is?
- Have you ever gotten a papercut and thought "I wish there was an easier way to do this, as it reminds me of the emotional torment I am often in"?
If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questions, congratulations! You're emo.
Cutcut
Emo people are best known for cutting themselves using razorblades. If you really think about it, it's not that funny, you sickos. Why don't you just... God damnit, all of this joking about people cutting themselves isn't funny! It's a serious condition!
*cutcut*
hehe...
