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Crapstorm: /* How should we deal with them? */

Crapstorm — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:40:55 GMT

How should we deal with them?

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	== How should we deal with them? ==		== How should we deal with them? ==
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	Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. Usually the method to kill them is to remove the head or destroy the brain.There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.		Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. Usually the method to kill them is to remove the head or destroy the brain.There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.

	In [[alternate realities]] where zombie attacks have occured, it has been proven that swords are most efficiant at killing zombies, thanks to their lack of ammo, mechanical parts, and simplicty and speed of killing. However, shotguns have been proven more efficiant for stopping power, useful for when one doesn't have the [[time]] to kill zombies and just needs to get past them.		In [[alternate realities]] where zombie attacks have occured, it has been proven that swords are most efficiant at killing zombies, thanks to their lack of ammo, mechanical parts, and simplicty and speed of killing. However, shotguns have been proven more efficiant for stopping power, useful for when one doesn't have the [[time]] to kill zombies and just needs to get past them.
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		+	However, we all know that [[alternate realities]] are pure bollocks.

	[[Category:Everyday Menaces]]		[[Category:Everyday Menaces]]

Obiwan15: /* How should we deal with them? */

Obiwan15 — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:09:41 GMT

How should we deal with them?

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	== How should we deal with them? ==		== How should we deal with them? ==
-	Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.	+	Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. Usually the method to kill them is to remove the head or destroy the brain.There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.

	In [[alternate realities]] where zombie attacks have occured, it has been proven that swords are most efficiant at killing zombies, thanks to their lack of ammo, mechanical parts, and simplicty and speed of killing. However, shotguns have been proven more efficiant for stopping power, useful for when one doesn't have the [[time]] to kill zombies and just needs to get past them.		In [[alternate realities]] where zombie attacks have occured, it has been proven that swords are most efficiant at killing zombies, thanks to their lack of ammo, mechanical parts, and simplicty and speed of killing. However, shotguns have been proven more efficiant for stopping power, useful for when one doesn't have the [[time]] to kill zombies and just needs to get past them.

	[[Category:Everyday Menaces]]		[[Category:Everyday Menaces]]

Obiwan15: /* What are Zombies? */

Obiwan15 — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:07:41 GMT

What are Zombies?

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	== What are Zombies? ==		== What are Zombies? ==
-	Zombies are, in most cases, a member of the [[undead]]. However, due to their single-mindedness, stupidity, and lack of uber-awesome powers, they are generally ~~oucasts~~ amongst the undead, especially in high school.	+	Zombies are, in most cases, a member of the [[undead]]. However, due to their single-mindedness, stupidity, and lack of uber-awesome powers, they are generally outcasts amongst the undead, especially in high school.

	== How are they created? ==		== How are they created? ==

Janus at 05:43, 23 October 2006

Janus — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:43:44 GMT

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	== What are Zombies? ==		== What are Zombies? ==
-	Zombies are, ~~by popular belief~~, the ~~living dead~~.	+	Zombies are, in most cases, a member of the [[undead]]. However, due to their single-mindedness, stupidity, and lack of uber-awesome powers, they are generally oucasts amongst the undead, especially in high school.

	== How are they created? ==		== How are they created? ==
-	Usually, it involves magic. Some other people have come up with more creative theories, such as an immortality elixir having a reaction with cancer which causes the body to decay at an alarming rate, alters the mind of the affected to want to eat other people's brains, and the cancerous nature makes it highly contagious. (Manze's theory)	+	Usually, it involves magic. Some other people have come up with more creative theories, such as an immortality elixir having a reaction with cancer which causes the body to decay at an alarming rate, alters the mind of the affected to want to eat other people's brains, and the cancerous nature makes it highly contagious. (Manze's theory) Other thoeries include some sort of virus, voodoo "magics" (actual [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie#Zombies_in_vodou technique]], involving [[drugs]]) or other, stranger methods.

	== How should we deal with them? ==		== How should we deal with them? ==
	Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.		Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.
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		+	In [[alternate realities]] where zombie attacks have occured, it has been proven that swords are most efficiant at killing zombies, thanks to their lack of ammo, mechanical parts, and simplicty and speed of killing. However, shotguns have been proven more efficiant for stopping power, useful for when one doesn't have the [[time]] to kill zombies and just needs to get past them.

	[[Category:Everyday Menaces]]		[[Category:Everyday Menaces]]

Briddy at 05:24, 23 October 2006

Briddy — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:24:36 GMT

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	Zombies are, by popular belief, the living dead.		Zombies are, by popular belief, the living dead.
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	== How should we deal with them? ==		== How should we deal with them? ==
	Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.		Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.
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Manze: /* How are they created? */

Manze — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:38:24 GMT

How are they created?

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	== How are they created? ==		== How are they created? ==
-	Usually, it involves magic. Some other people have come up with more creative theories, such as an immortality elixir having a reaction with cancer which ~~cuases~~ the body to decay at an alarming rate, alters the mind of the affected to want to eat other people's brains, and the cancerous nature makes it highly contagious. (Manze's theory)	+	Usually, it involves magic. Some other people have come up with more creative theories, such as an immortality elixir having a reaction with cancer which causes the body to decay at an alarming rate, alters the mind of the affected to want to eat other people's brains, and the cancerous nature makes it highly contagious. (Manze's theory)

	== How should we deal with them? ==		== How should we deal with them? ==
	Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.		Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.

Manze at 01:31, 23 October 2006

Manze — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:31:44 GMT

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== What are Zombies? ==
Zombies are, by popular belief, the living dead.

== How are they created? ==
Usually, it involves magic. Some other people have come up with more creative theories, such as an immortality elixir having a reaction with cancer which cuases the body to decay at an alarming rate, alters the mind of the affected to want to eat other people's brains, and the cancerous nature makes it highly contagious. (Manze's theory)

== How should we deal with them? ==
Most video games will say shotguns, or swords, or guns, or really any weapon if you're playing Evil Dead. There is actually no way known to defeat them, as none have attacked us yet.