Ratclaw - Revision history

Ratclaw: I'm growing bold now.

Ratclaw — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:13:55 GMT

I'm growing bold now.

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Ratclaw: Hooray for blatant theft.

Ratclaw — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:01:28 GMT

Hooray for blatant theft.

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Ratclaw: User:Ratclaw moved to Ratclaw

Ratclaw — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:30:39 GMT

User:Ratclaw moved to Ratclaw

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Revision as of 00:30, 30 October 2006

Hinoa: Reverted edit of Ratbert, changed back to last version by Ratclaw

Hinoa — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:50:43 GMT

Reverted edit of Ratbert, changed back to last version by Ratclaw

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	==Ratclaw is not:==		==Ratclaw is not:==
-	*[[Ratbert]]
	*Your dad		*Your dad
	*Your mom		*Your mom
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	*Your son		*Your son
	*Your therapist		*Your therapist
-	*[[Ratbert]]
	*A shoe		*A shoe
	*A shoe size		*A shoe size
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	*An animal		*An animal
	*A line of juice boxes		*A line of juice boxes
-	*[[Ratbert]]
	*A line of shoe boxes		*A line of shoe boxes
	*A shoe		*A shoe
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	*[[Oh no shrubs]]		*[[Oh no shrubs]]
	*Rich		*Rich
-	*[[Ratbert]]
	*Medium-Class		*Medium-Class
	*Poor		*Poor
	*Non-impoverished		*Non-impoverished
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Ratbert at 23:50, 27 October 2006

Ratbert — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:50:10 GMT

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	==Ratclaw is not:==		==Ratclaw is not:==
		+	*[[Ratbert]]
	*Your dad		*Your dad
	*Your mom		*Your mom
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	*Your son		*Your son
	*Your therapist		*Your therapist
		+	*[[Ratbert]]
	*A shoe		*A shoe
	*A shoe size		*A shoe size
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	*[[Oh no shrubs]]		*[[Oh no shrubs]]
	*Rich		*Rich
		+	*[[Ratbert]]
	*Medium-Class		*Medium-Class
	*Poor		*Poor

Ratbert at 23:19, 26 October 2006

Ratbert — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:19:47 GMT

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	*An animal		*An animal
	*A line of juice boxes		*A line of juice boxes
		+	*[[Ratbert]]
	*A line of shoe boxes		*A line of shoe boxes
	*A shoe		*A shoe
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	*Poor		*Poor
	*Non-impoverished		*Non-impoverished
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Ratclaw at 10:14, 25 October 2006

Ratclaw — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:14:00 GMT

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	Ratclaw is a math nerd. Stupid people hate him, and the feeling is mutual. Because stupid branches out into many fields, Ratclaw hates himself on many levels, and himself hates Ratclaw back.		Ratclaw is a math nerd. Stupid people hate him, and the feeling is mutual. Because stupid branches out into many fields, Ratclaw hates himself on many levels, and himself hates Ratclaw back.

-	Somehow related to the math nerd aspect, Ratclaw has memorized more pi than 99.99% of people on earth have. This is, of course, incredibly useless in real life, but Ratclaw is still proud of this.	+	Somehow related to the math nerd aspect, Ratclaw has memorized more [[pi]] than 99.99% of people on earth have. This is, of course, incredibly useless in real life, but Ratclaw is still proud of this.

-	Ratclaw made the wrong decision of fighting Janus over cheese when he joined the forums. Much blood was spilled. Another similar event happened which involved Ratclaw being run over by a motorcycle. Ratclaw is still alive, despite having his stomach ripped open.	+	Ratclaw made the wrong decision of fighting [[Janus]] over cheese when he joined the forums. Much blood was spilled. Another similar event happened which involved Ratclaw being run over by a motorcycle. Ratclaw is still alive, despite having his stomach ripped open.

	==Life History==		==Life History==
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	==Forum History==		==Forum History==
-	Immediately after he joined, Ratclaw created a topic related to vomit and diarrhea. This did not bode well with anyone, and the thread was deleted. Ratclaw proceeded to spend the next few months of his life in [[Post Baseless Lies About the Poster Above You\|baseless lies]], having much fun and boosting his postcount greatly. After that was locked and Ratclaw's picket signs and torches were taken away, Ratclaw finally turned to the actual forums. He has remained there ever since, and declares himself "the generic RRer". He explains this as "I count as a hundred people in these forums. Three of them are seasoned posters, twelve of them are spammers, six of them have ADHD, four of them are mentally retarded, one of them is brilliant, many of them are some of each, and the rest are average. I post for all of them. Usually they have nothing to say."	+	Immediately after he joined, Ratclaw created a topic related to vomit and diarrhea. This did not bode well with anyone, and the thread was deleted. Ratclaw proceeded to spend the next few months of his life in [[Post Baseless Lies About the Poster Above You\|baseless lies]], having much fun and boosting his postcount greatly. After that was locked and Ratclaw's picket signs and torches were taken away, Ratclaw finally turned to the actual forums. He has remained there ever since, and declares himself "the generic RRer". He explains this as "I count as a hundred people in these forums. Three of them are seasoned posters, twelve of them are [[spammer\|spammers]], six of them have ADHD, four of them are mentally retarded, one of them is brilliant, many of them are some of each, and the rest are average. I post for all of them. Usually they have nothing to say."

	==Ratclaw is not:==		==Ratclaw is not:==
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	*A shoe		*A shoe
	*A shoe size		*A shoe size
-	*An anthropomorphic animal	+	*[[Furry\|An anthropomorphic animal]]
-	*AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANMIAL	+	*[[yiff\|AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANMIAL]]
	*An animal		*An animal
	*A line of juice boxes		*A line of juice boxes
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	*A playing card		*A playing card
	*A body part		*A body part
-	*Oh no shrubs	+	*[[Oh no shrubs]]
	*Rich		*Rich
	*Medium-Class		*Medium-Class

Ratclaw: Ratclaw be busy tonight.

Ratclaw — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:09:32 GMT

Ratclaw be busy tonight.

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	On his thirteenth birthday, a mudhut in eastern Yemen was hit by a stray bullet.		On his thirteenth birthday, a mudhut in eastern Yemen was hit by a stray bullet.
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		+	Ratclaw was diagnosed insane by some guy who claimed to be a psychologist, and again by a self-proclaimed "therapist". Pssh.
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		+	==Forum History==
		+	Immediately after he joined, Ratclaw created a topic related to vomit and diarrhea. This did not bode well with anyone, and the thread was deleted. Ratclaw proceeded to spend the next few months of his life in [[Post Baseless Lies About the Poster Above You\|baseless lies]], having much fun and boosting his postcount greatly. After that was locked and Ratclaw's picket signs and torches were taken away, Ratclaw finally turned to the actual forums. He has remained there ever since, and declares himself "the generic RRer". He explains this as "I count as a hundred people in these forums. Three of them are seasoned posters, twelve of them are spammers, six of them have ADHD, four of them are mentally retarded, one of them is brilliant, many of them are some of each, and the rest are average. I post for all of them. Usually they have nothing to say."

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	*A body part		*A body part
	*Oh no shrubs		*Oh no shrubs
		+	*Rich
		+	*Medium-Class
		+	*Poor
		+	*Non-impoverished


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Ratclaw at 03:36, 25 October 2006

Ratclaw — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:36:41 GMT

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	Ratclaw is a poster on the forums of loathing, in particular Random Ramblings. It has been calculated that around 96.18 percent of his posts are located in the RR, as of October 22, 2006. His greatest passion is fire and explosions, and definitely firey explosions.		Ratclaw is a poster on the forums of loathing, in particular Random Ramblings. It has been calculated that around 96.18 percent of his posts are located in the RR, as of October 22, 2006. His greatest passion is fire and explosions, and definitely firey explosions.

Ratclaw at 04:02, 24 October 2006

Ratclaw — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:02:50 GMT

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