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Poppington at 23:27, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:27:34 GMT

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	Sleep deprivation doesn't seem to be working. We can't torture him because bult with a synthesized soul. If you have any info on how to extract info from a robut with a damaged disc drive, please fill out the form below:		Sleep deprivation doesn't seem to be working. We can't torture him because bult with a synthesized soul. If you have any info on how to extract info from a robut with a damaged disc drive, please fill out the form below:

-	Name:______________	+	Name:______________<br>
	To ________ data from a robot with a ________ disc ________, all you need to do is ________ it's ________. Once that's done, _______ open the ________ casing and ________ the ________. Watch out for the robuts ________ claws and ________ grip! Replace the________ into the robut and ________ in the new disc drive. ________ you're all done!		To ________ data from a robot with a ________ disc ________, all you need to do is ________ it's ________. Once that's done, _______ open the ________ casing and ________ the ________. Watch out for the robuts ________ claws and ________ grip! Replace the________ into the robut and ________ in the new disc drive. ________ you're all done!

Poppington at 23:27, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:27:09 GMT

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	To ________ data from a robot with a ________ disc ________, all you need to do is ________ it's ________. Once that's done, _______ open the ________ casing and ________ the ________. Watch out for the robuts ________ claws and ________ grip! Replace the________ into the robut and ________ in the new disc drive. ________ you're all done!		To ________ data from a robot with a ________ disc ________, all you need to do is ________ it's ________. Once that's done, _______ open the ________ casing and ________ the ________. Watch out for the robuts ________ claws and ________ grip! Replace the________ into the robut and ________ in the new disc drive. ________ you're all done!

-	Reference sheet:	+	Reference sheet:<br>
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Poppington at 23:26, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:26:43 GMT

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Poppington at 23:26, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:26:07 GMT

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Poppington at 23:25, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:25:43 GMT

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Poppington at 23:25, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:25:07 GMT

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	'''Yautja:'''		'''Yautja:'''
-	Turns out Yautja is what Predaturs call themselves. These things are all slimy and gross so try to keep their helmets on. Do the same as with invisible men here, not the same as alieums, that's a very ~~mportant~~ distinction to make.	+	Turns out Yautja is what Predaturs call themselves. These things are all slimy and gross and have fleshy dreadlocks so try to keep their helmets on. Do the same as with invisible men here, not the same as alieums, that's a very important distinction to make.

	'''Zumbies:'''		'''Zumbies:'''
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	Robuts are less varied than munsters, but just as dangerous, if not more. The square bodied cyclops model has been the standard for over 400 years. New robuts have been invented, but these types have always come back as the most effective.		Robuts are less varied than munsters, but just as dangerous, if not more. The square bodied cyclops model has been the standard for over 400 years. New robuts have been invented, but these types have always come back as the most effective.
		+
		+	'''Robut history:'''
		+
		+	The very first robuts were built 300 years ago, just after God created the heavens and the earth, and just before he hid all those dinosaur bones underground for people to find.
		+
		+	Robuts in the future will have had sent a self replicating robut into the past to see what it was like before the universe was formed, but those had a critical malfunction with their floppy disc drives and went mad! They soon became the dominate species of robuts we live in fear of today!
		+
		+	'''Robuts in the present:'''
		+
		+	Luckily, robuts have been just standing there patrolling the streets ever since we developed a material that could deflect their human sensors and coated every house with it. Thanks to lead paint mixed with asbestos, and as long as nobody ever leaves their house, the robots will continue to believe we have all died out. Also nobody make any noise, okay?
		+
		+	(surveys show that the average household can survive for about eight more days before running out of food so we may need to come up with a new plan. Give us about a week.)
		+
		+	'''Robuts in the future:'''
		+
		+	Lucky us, we've managed to capture the origional robut that was sent back into the past from the future. We've disabled his radio communication so none of the others know where he is, and we're interrogating him about the future.
		+
		+	Sleep deprivation doesn't seem to be working. We can't torture him because bult with a synthesized soul. If you have any info on how to extract info from a robut with a damaged disc drive, please fill out the form below:
		+
		+	Name:______________
		+	To ________ data from a robot with a ________ disc ________, all you need to do is ________ it's ________. Once that's done, _______ open the ________ casing and ________ the ________. Watch out for the robuts ________ claws and ________ grip! Replace the________ into the robut and ________ in the new disc drive. ________ you're all done!
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		+	Reference sheet:
		+	1)A person's name
		+	2)verb
		+	3)adjective
		+	4)noun
		+	5)verb
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Poppington at 03:51, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:51:38 GMT

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-	Robuts are less varied than munsters, but just as dangerous, if not more.	+	Robuts are less varied than munsters, but just as dangerous, if not more. The square bodied cyclops model has been the standard for over 400 years. New robuts have been invented, but these types have always come back as the most effective.

Poppington at 03:44, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:44:09 GMT

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	'''Zumbies:'''		'''Zumbies:'''
	Zumbies want you to be one of them because they don't think your lifestyle is good enough. They'll try to recruit you by biting you, just like those door to door wacky religion guys. If a zumbie tries to bite you, you just bite him before he does you and he'll turn into a human. It wont work biting a zumbie if you're already a zumbie, so make sure to bite them as a human.		Zumbies want you to be one of them because they don't think your lifestyle is good enough. They'll try to recruit you by biting you, just like those door to door wacky religion guys. If a zumbie tries to bite you, you just bite him before he does you and he'll turn into a human. It wont work biting a zumbie if you're already a zumbie, so make sure to bite them as a human.
		+
		+
		+	== Robuts ==
		+
		+	----
		+	Robuts are less varied than munsters, but just as dangerous, if not more.

Poppington at 03:41, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:41:15 GMT

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	These may not seem like munsters at first, but if you look at their crazy beak you will see different. These can even move on land. They're like eight damn snakes and an elf rolled into one. Even Christ cannot save you, and they're too sadistic to let you take your own life, and you can't avoid them. Just accept them and wait.		These may not seem like munsters at first, but if you look at their crazy beak you will see different. These can even move on land. They're like eight damn snakes and an elf rolled into one. Even Christ cannot save you, and they're too sadistic to let you take your own life, and you can't avoid them. Just accept them and wait.

-	'''P'''	+	'''Pagans:'''
		+	Pagans perform rituals that result in much candy for children all over the world, but without children what they gonna do? I mean seriously. Just lock your kids up to protect them. Pagans are pretty much the lamest monsters ever.
		+
		+	'''Q:'''
		+	Hard to use in scrabble. Try to pass it off as an O.
		+
		+	'''Rope Mummies:'''
		+	They're like mummies only covered in rope. Hanging them won't work, they won't even notice. You can't tie them up, because they'll just go, "yah so what," if you do. I suggest shooting them.
		+
		+	'''Skeletons:'''
		+	They're just like zumbies who showed up late. If they eat your flesh it will just fall to the floor and you can get it right back. No big threat.
		+
		+	'''The headless horseman:'''
		+	Punkin for a head. Wait for his punkin to decay, then he can't see you. Hollow out a sleepy place for him in case he gets tired of waiting.
		+
		+	'''Urkel's ghost:'''
		+	He died right? Just be careful not to cross the beams.
		+
		+	'''V for Vendetta'''
		+	This jerk is trying to overthrow a perfectly good government with his creepy bald sidekick. It's losers like this that give totalitarians a bad name. Luckily, if you make him ''believe'' your government is some hippy anarchy happy lovefest, he won't make much trouble.
		+
		+	'''Wolfman:'''
		+	He has the strength of a wolf and a man, and he can shoot webs from his wrists and climb walls. He's got family members you can take out if you find his secret identity.
		+
		+	'''X flavored ghost?:'''
		+	I don't know! Why are all the hard letters at the end of the alphabet!?
		+
		+	'''Yautja:'''
		+	Turns out Yautja is what Predaturs call themselves. These things are all slimy and gross so try to keep their helmets on. Do the same as with invisible men here, not the same as alieums, that's a very mportant distinction to make.
		+
		+	'''Zumbies:'''
		+	Zumbies want you to be one of them because they don't think your lifestyle is good enough. They'll try to recruit you by biting you, just like those door to door wacky religion guys. If a zumbie tries to bite you, you just bite him before he does you and he'll turn into a human. It wont work biting a zumbie if you're already a zumbie, so make sure to bite them as a human.

Poppington at 02:00, 24 October 2006

Poppington — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:00:48 GMT

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	'''Nerf Crotch Bat:'''		'''Nerf Crotch Bat:'''
	Block your crotch. It hurts like a foam bat to the crotch.		Block your crotch. It hurts like a foam bat to the crotch.
		+
		+	'''Octopus:'''
		+	These may not seem like munsters at first, but if you look at their crazy beak you will see different. These can even move on land. They're like eight damn snakes and an elf rolled into one. Even Christ cannot save you, and they're too sadistic to let you take your own life, and you can't avoid them. Just accept them and wait.
		+
		+	'''P'''