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Even users like Hindleyite and Zombiebaron are N00BS!

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Adopting a n00b or editor the Zana Dark way!

I am in the process of creating an army of Grampo Nazi cage fighters.

Where GRAMPO = GRAMMAR + TYPO.

YOU GAME???

What Does This Mean???

I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on Uncyclopedia.org, because I am the undeniable voice of reason on this otherwise Bat Fuck Insane website. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)

JOIN THE CAUSE

Add ONE of the following templates to your userpage to be 'Zanafied':

I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.

{{UB:BF}} is for regular n00bs.

	v • d • e Chicken Soup for the Eyes
	Baby food | Boogers | Candy | Cantaloupes | Cheese sandwiches | Condoleezza Rice | Cornbread | Häagen-Dazs | Hammus | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge |Goa Tse | Hairy tacos | Krispy Kreme | Mushrooms | Mangos | MILK | Paint stripper | Penis | Pudding | Orange sherbet | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Turd burgers | Spam | Tablets | Taco Bell

{{UB:ZD}} is for n00bs with a little structure.

Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow. This user has finished training and is now a GRAMPO NAZI.

{{UB:GTN}} is for graduates that want to work detail.

This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.

{{UB:GAY}} is for graduates that don't mind doing dirty work.

I'm an wikiPOP Cage Fighter! This user used to be a little n00b like you, except unlike you: THEY KNOW HOW TO SELL oranges BY THE FREEWAY.

{{UB:DAD}} is for graduates that like to sell oranges.

I'm an wikiPOP Cage Fighter! This user used to be a little n00b like you, except unlike you: THEY COLLECT THE MONEY WHEN THE rent IS DUE.

{{UB:MOM}} is for graduates that like to pay rent.

Template:User ZD/0 {{User ZD/0}} is for certified Cage Fighter Trainers. (jus lil ol me right now ;)

& {{User Ass}} is for... well ASSHOLES, duh: Template:User Ass

Welcome Templates for Everyone

If you know how to use these, you can change the text to suit your needs!

{{Father}} is for strapping young graduates of the male persuasion to use: Template:Father

{{Mother}} is for smart, witty graduates of the female persuasion to use: Template:Mother

{{Wicked}} is the default Welcomer: Template:Wicked

But, Wait! What are Templates???

Don't fret, little one..

I will add even more cool templates soon... I can even help you make your own. Until then you may want to just read for awhile.

& Don't Forget...   to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

Example:   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 20:12, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Need Help WIth Your Signature?

Or anything else, for that matter...

JUST ASK!

And you can always read THIS 4 a quick laugh...

  (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

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