Adoption

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Contents 1 Adopting a n00b or editor the Zana Dark way! 2 What Does This Mean??? 3 JOIN THE CAUSE 4 Welcome Templates for Everyone 5 But, Wait! What are Templates??? 5.1 Don't fret, little one.. 6 Need Help WIth Your Signature? 6.1 Or anything else, for that matter...

Adopting a n00b or editor the Zana Dark way!

I am in the process of creating an army of Grampo Nazi cage fighters.

Where GRAMPO = GRAMMAR + TYPO.

YOU GAME???

What Does This Mean???

I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on Uncyclopedia.org, because I am the undeniable voice of reason on this otherwise Bat Fuck Insane website. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)

JOIN THE CAUSE

Add ONE of the following templates to your userpage to be 'Zanafied':

Template:User ZD {{User ZD}} is for regular n00bs.

Template:User ZDright {{User ZDright}} is for n00bs with a little structure.

Template:User GTN {{User GTN}} is for graduates that want to work detail.

Template:Cancer {{Cancer}} is for graduates that don't mind doing dirty work.

Template:User DAD {{User DAD}} is for graduates that like to sell oranges.

Template:User MOM {{User MOM}} is for graduates that like to pay rent.

Template:User ZD/0 {{User ZD/0}} is for certified Cage Fighter Trainers. (jus lil ol me right now ;)

& {{User Ass}} is for... well ASSHOLES, duh: Template:User Ass

Welcome Templates for Everyone

If you know how to use these, you can change the text to suit your needs!

{{Father}} is for strapping young graduates of the male persuasion to use: Template:Father

{{Mother}} is for smart, witty graduates of the female persuasion to use: Template:Mother

{{Wicked}} is the default Welcomer: Template:Wicked

But, Wait! What are Templates???

Don't fret, little one..

I will add even more cool templates soon... I can even help you make your own. Until then you may want to just read for awhile.

& Don't Forget...   to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

Example:   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 20:12, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Need Help WIth Your Signature?

Or anything else, for that matter...

JUST ASK!

And you can always read THIS 4 a quick laugh...

  (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC)