{{USERNAME}} template abuse is what happens when Template:USERLINK places {{USERNAME}} templates all over an article. It generally happens when Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME writes stupid articles, and then Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME puts lots of {{USERNAME}} templates on the articles. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME is such a git.

Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME's history

Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME was born in a hospital, but with a very serious condition: loneliness. Doctors attempted an experiment on Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME to see if their new technology would work; if so, then Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME would have some company. Therefore, they used their new technology to make many clones of Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME, which turned out to be a successful operation. However, several years later, Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME had to visit a doctor, which turned out to be Dr. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME. Dr. Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME decided that Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME would have to be transferred to a hospital on a train owned by a company called "Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME transport incorporated," a company formed by Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME12. The condition is not known; many experts suggest that Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME was just looking for attention and faked influenza, according to Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME52.

Why ban Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME?

• Vandalism
• Pathetic writing quality
• Stupid userpage
• Template:C Huffing kittens
• Stupid lists
• Contributing to this page
• Using {{USERNAME}} in a bad way
• Going to ED
• Picking a name like Template loop detected: Template:USERNAME