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After all this time, all these years, <br>
and all these women that I have yearned <br>
and lusted over wishing, hoping, and <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">such</big> <br>
to see them topless and to see their tits, <br>
all that I had to do was to hold up <br>
a 2' x 3' cardboard sign that read:<br>

<big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">"Show me your tits!"</big>
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What is it with large crowds consuming <br>
great amounts of alcohol? It is customary <br>
and expected for women, women who are <br>
mothers, grandmothers, sisters, daughters, <br>
and aunts to raise their blouses, pull them on out<br>
display their tits to the cheering and drunken <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">crowd</big><br>
Women who would never under any circumstance <br>
show their tits in public are suddenly flashing <br>
multiple times. It is a tit phenomenon. I like it.<br>

<big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">"Show me your tits!"</big>
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Generally, it happens out at car racing events, <br>
outdoor concerts, Mardi gras, and/or at Spring Break. <br>
Even Jerry Springer has gotten into the act by doling out<br>
Jerry beads to any female who flashes her tits to the <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">crowd</big><br>
When I was growing up, I remember, the only place that I <br>
could see tits was in the art books at the Public Library, <br>
in the National Geographic magazine or if one of us <br>
were lucky and found one of our father's old <br>
discarded Playboy magazines. Today, <br>
thanks to PG and R rated movies <br>
that were once X and XXX rated, <br>
tits are everywhere.<br>

<big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">"Hey, Joey, I just saw your mother's tits on the Internet."</big>
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It used to be that it was a big deal <br>
to get to second base. Now, you do <br>
not have to marry her, give her a baby, <br>
and pay alimony and child support for <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">eons</big><br>
You do not have to buy her a ring. You do<br>
not have to profess your love for her. <br>
You do not have to buy her dinner. <br>
You do not have to ply her at all. <br>
You do not even have to <br>
introduce yourself...<br>
You merely have <br>
to hold up that <br>
lousy sign on <br>
cardboard <br>

<big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">"Show me your tits!"</big>
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"Hey, Jen, did you see that creep in the bar? <br>
He asked me to show him my tits... Can you <br>
imagine the balls on him asking me like that? <br>
What a weirdo? Are you serious? I can't believe <br>
some guys. He is such a degenerate. You didn't <br>
show him your tits, did you? No way. I have <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">more</big> <br>
class than that than to just lift up my blouse and bra<br>
and show some stranger my tits. I'm not trailer trash<br>
I'm nobody's slut. Oh, wait, Betty, there's a "hottie"<br>
on the street corner holding up an "official sign".<br>

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Suddenly, these modest and offended women, <br>
who when asked to flash their tits in the privacy <br>
of a bar are now lifting their shirts and bras in <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">order</big><br>
to display their tits in the openness of the city streets<br>
for all to see because some guy, just a stranger, is<br>
holding up a sign. If only I knew then, what I now<br>
know. I just need a single, lousy, black ink sign.<br>

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Allow me to take this one step further... <br>
Let us pay homage to the age of technology <br>
and to the generation of the Internet with <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">only</big><br>
a moment of cyber silence, please. As a public <br>
service, as a way for women everywhere to <br>
help men who are in desperate need to see <br>
tits, I want every female over the age of <br>
18-years-old and under 118, (I do not <br>
discriminate against age) who reads <br>
this story to e-mail me a photo of <br>
their tits. I, uhm, just wanna see.<br>

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It is only fair that I write for tits, <br>
after all. Think of me as a tit beggar.<br>
"Tits! Tits! I'll write you a story, if you<br>
show me your tits." I proudly hold up <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">my</big><br>
sign, Show Me Your Tits, as a couple <br>
approaches me. "Here's $20.00, <br>
Buddy. Go buy yourself <br>
a decent meal." No.<br>

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Cleavage is the thing that drives me wild. <br>
Only, to me, it is more exciting to speculate <br>
what lies beneath that low cut top and sexy <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">bra</big><br>
than to suddenly see the entire tit on display. <br>
It is more fun when you have to work to see<br>
Sure, plenty of women have and show...<br>
But real fans of tits wil always know.<br>

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Yeah, all of us guys have built-in tit meters. <br>
We inherit them from our fathers. Some <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">guys'</big><br>
tit meters are more sensitive than others. <br>
I customized my tit meter with all the <br>
movies that I have watched over the <br>
decades and by all the topless pros<br>
that I have seen over and again. <br>
My tit meter is very sensitive. <br>

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I remember when I was an eternally horny teenager <br>
full of testosterone and always had a raging hard on. <br>
Back then, a bra strap would be enough to excite <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">me,</big><br>
and now, that I am more mature and have a bit less <br>
testosterone, it takes a bit more, two bra straps. <br>
I don't know what it is about tits but there is <br>
something magically about a nice pair of <br>
knockers jiggling up and down and <br>
side to side as she walks towards <br>
me, especially if they are barely<br>
covered in an Angora or a <br>
jersey knit sweater. <br>

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There is nothing like the sensation of feeling <br>
a woman's tit through her clothes, through the <br>
softness of her cotton blouse, and the satin of her <br>
bra. That is my favorite feeling. Then, once you have <br>
her topless, always, I take a moment to admire her tits. <br>
Nothing on this Earth feels the same as a well-formed tit. <br>
You can blindfold me and put any kind of chemical substance <br>
formulated by man to deceive me and I can tell if it is real or not. <br>
My tit meter lights up big time.Then, if tits are not enough, <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">there</big><br>
are nipples, pink puffy nipples or big brown erect nipples with <br>
huge areolas, it does not matter which. Oh, yeah, the nipples <br>
are the frosting on the tit cake. There is nothing like seeing <br>
bright headlights coming your way. Is it love or just cold?"<br>

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Where's my sign? "Freddie, why do you <br>
have cardboard on both sides of your <big style="color:sienna;font-family:sans-serif">car</big><br>
windows?" Oh, uhm, I put the cardboard <br>
there to block out the sun. Yeah, that's it,<br>
to block the sun. "But the cardboard... It<br>
reads show me your tits???? You have <br>
show me your tit signs in your car."<br>

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