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		+	{{Q\|Don't call us Eskimos!\|Inuit\|Eskimos}}
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		+	{{Q\|Don't call us Inuits!\|Eskimo\|Eskimos}}
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		+	{{Q\|FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY WHERES OUR FISH?\|Monty Pythons Flying Circus\| Eskimos}}
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		+	[[Image:Bigfoot-lg.jpg\|thumb\|The hideous Eskimo prowls through the thick Belgian forest, searching for mammoth.]]
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		+	An '''Eskimo''' is a race of primitive, sub-human creatures living in the frigid highlands of [[Nepal]].Eskimos are a smelly and unpleasant race of hideous mountain creatures that the world is definitely better off without having to see. Much like [[Klingons]], Eskimos are afraid of social interaction and violently territorial. Scientists speculate these humanoids slay [[mammoth]]s and sleep inside their intestinal tracts. This, combined with their more common diet of fish, seal, fish, lichen, squid, fish and fish means Eskimos smell very badly indeed. Despite this Eskimos communicate by touching and licking noses. The only reasoning behind this is that the bright snow and white dazzling snow of the land that they live in has made many Eskimos blind. This unfortunate condition has meant many a randy Eskimo had tried to 'get it on' with a penguin. This conflict led to a war of Penguins vs Eskimos.
		+	However, after a revolutionary research made by the [[Columbia Record Club]] scientists, it appears that the Eskimos have indeed evolved into a conscious being. after that research, the same, apperantly bored-to-death scientists discovered that the Eskimos have arranged a group, calling themselves "The Transsexual Nazi Eskimos Group" and was led by [[Weird Al Yankovic]].
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		+	==Great Eskimo War==
		+	This war lasted for 5 years; nearly wiping both unintelligent civilizations off the map. The Eskomos won this war altough they had countless casualties. Despite their harsh past, Eskimos and penguins now live and breed together in a symbiotic relationship in which the each help each other, the penguins lay their eggs and the Eskimos spread their seed on the eggs once they hatch a large retarded penguimo is born. The penguimo is large and fast growing, they can reach 150kgs. within three weeks. since they are of poly species lineage they can not reproduce. the only thing they are good for is eating. So thats what the Eskimos and penguins do. They farm penguimos and sell the meat to fast food chains across the world. they are now referred to as cannibal farmers.
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		+	The last reported sighting of this now extinct breed of creatures was in [[Belgium]] in 1357. A fuzzy and indistinct video of the lumbering creature, prowling through the forest, covered in brown fur surfaced on the internet, but [[scientists]] have recently confirmed that the video is in fact, a valid [[AVI\|.avi]] file.
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		+	The Eskimo tribe was blamed for sending [[Steve Urkel]] to our country. The eskimos love to eat alot of [[Fly agaric\|mushroom]]s and then come up with ways to piss off americans. Urkel is not the only annoyance cuased by the malodorous race of retarded eskimos.
		+	==Other reasons to blame the Eskimos==
		+	* They invented the Rubik's cube. What good is one of those? All it does is sit there being square.
		+	* They smell like hot garbage that has been shit on by a circus clown.
		+	* Have a thousand words for snow.
		+	* In eskimo culture, tetherball is not a sport. It is used as a source of electrical power.
		+	* The emblem on the Canadian flag, widely regarded to be a maple leaf, is actually a red-tinted silhouette of the spaceship that eskimos arrived on earth in. This is very peculiar... because eskimos live in Nepal, not Canada. The reason for the design on the Canadian flag has been argued over for many long centuries.
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		+	== Weapons ==
		+	* [[Fish]]
		+	* A [[Shotgun]]
		+	* [[Tank\|Rhino]]
		+	* Very large fury coats that are actually not as warm as your typical North face
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		+	==See also==
		+	*[[Yellow Snow]]
		+	*[[Ninjuit]]
		+	*[[Fly agaric\|Tools of War]]
		+	*[[nitrous\|Eskimo Farts]]
		+	*[[Oprah Winfrey\|Fat People]]
	* [[Anger Management]]		* [[Anger Management]]
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