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{{12_Cheeses}}

According to [[String Theory]], there are '''Twelve ''Fundamental Cheeses''''' and three ''noble cheeses'' that, as a group, constitute all matter in the [[universe]]. These fifteen cheeses are central to the theory of [[Quantum cheddardynamics]]

==History==
===Beginnings===
The first to discover that Cheese was the basic element was [[Socrates]]:

{{q|The basic element of which all matter consists is cheese. There is an exchange of cheese for all things and of all things for cheese.|Socrates|Cheese}}

===The Fetamental Cheeses===
In the year 1422, ironically also the year of the cheese, a rogue syndicate of Feta monks staged a [[coup of history]]. They attempted to replace every mentioning of the 'Fundamental Cheeses' with the phrase 'Fetamental Cheeses'.

Their deeds were thwarted however by a poisonous Blue Cheese being mixed with their quiches the night before their attack. The identity of the asassin is unknown.

===Scientific Conclusion===
The twelve fundamental cheeses were brought into existence as a result of [[The Cheese String Theory Incident]]. We're still not entirely sure where the [[3 Noble Cheeses]] came from however to classify as a noble cheese you have to be a cheese which, when divided by the number of holes on each side equals the sum of the hypotenuse of the slice that you made.

==Related Articles==

*[[String Theory]]
*[[Al-Qaeda]]
*[[Brie bomb]]
*[[Milk-based product of the gods]]
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