Zana Dark: /* Your New and Improved Signature */

Zana Dark — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:23:58 GMT

Your New and Improved Signature

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-	Looks like this right now: {{User:Goldfishrock/sig}}	+	Looks like this right now:
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	If you really care, go [[Uncyclopedia:Signatures\|HERE]] to read about what other people think your signature should look like!		If you really care, go [[Uncyclopedia:Signatures\|HERE]] to read about what other people think your signature should look like!

Zana Dark: /* TITLE */

Zana Dark — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:34:18 GMT

TITLE

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-	I'm tired of WARRING with stupid users over wether or not I should be an admin. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD,so I am.	+	I'm tired of WARRING with stupid users over wether or not I should be an admin. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD, so I am.

	I make crappy templates that [[binary\|NOONE]] likes, like these...		I make crappy templates that [[binary\|NOONE]] likes, like these...
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-	{{~~User:Zana Dark/Templates/Postcard~~ \| ~~Line1~~ = Ignore the Admins \| Line2 = Users know what's up :) \| sigLine = Zana Dark}}	+	{{PC\|1 = Ignore the Admins \| Line2 = Users know what's up :) \| sigLine = Zana Dark}}

	Welcome to UnCyclopedia.org - We NEED YOUR HELP. {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 22:50, 4 November 2007 (UTC)		Welcome to UnCyclopedia.org - We NEED YOUR HELP. {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 22:50, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Admin: /* N00B! */

Admin — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:25:46 GMT

N00B!

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-	~~<big style="font-size: 88px; color:tan">( * ) ( * )</big>~~	+	{{TITS}}
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	==Stupid, Ugly Templates That [[Nobody Cares]] About!!!==		==Stupid, Ugly Templates That [[Nobody Cares]] About!!!==

Admin at 11:24, 27 December 2007

Admin — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:24:58 GMT

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-	I'm tired of WARRING with stupid users over wether or not I should be an admin. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD, ~~but Uncyclopedia is an ORG website, and thus cannot afford to pay me enough $$$~~. ~~Instead,~~ I make crappy templates that [[binary\|NOONE]] likes, like these...	+	I'm tired of WARRING with stupid users over wether or not I should be an admin. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD,so I am.
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		+	I make crappy templates that [[binary\|NOONE]] likes, like these...

	{{PN\|1}}		{{PN\|1}}

Admin at 11:23, 27 December 2007

Admin — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:23:29 GMT

New page

{{Title|Welcome}}
[[Image:DaliStache.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Consider yourselves '''[[Technobabble|PWNT]]''', n00bs!!!]]
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I'm tired of WARRING with stupid users over wether or not I should be an admin. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD, but Uncyclopedia is an ORG website, and thus cannot afford to pay me enough $$$. Instead, I make crappy templates that [[binary|NOONE]] likes, like these...

{{PN|1}}

{{User:Zana Dark/Templates/Postcard | Line1 = Ignore the Admins | Line2 = Users know what's up :) | sigLine = Zana Dark}}

Welcome to UnCyclopedia.org - We NEED YOUR HELP. {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 22:50, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

REGISTER FOR A FREE ACCOUNT, POR FAVOR!!!

YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT PLEASE REGISTER FOR AN ACCOUNT!!!

==Did I mention, It's FREE!!!==

{{Wicked}}

I know you've been here awhile, but perhaps you'd like to join the <big>'''[[User:Zana Dark/Adoption| CAUSE]]???'''</big>
{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)


{| align=center style="border:1px dotted red; background:#130400; padding:10px; width: 100%;color: white;"
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[[Image:Wikilogo.png|right]]
Hello, {{PAGENAME}}! I'm [[User:Zana Dark|Zana Dark]], and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian [[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|welcomer]] today. Congratulations on deciding to join Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]], and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entecrimson. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links:
*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|'''How to be funny and not just stupid''']]
The above links outline the basics of what Uncyclopedia is (and isn't) and the two fundamental rules of being an Uncyclopedian. Make sure you give them a whirl. Also, if you want more information about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
*[[Uncyclopedia:About|About Uncyclopedia]] and [[Uncyclopedia:Five pliers|The five pliers of Uncyclopedia]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask]]
*[[Help:Contents|Help Pages]] - if you need help with a specific issue
*[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our Vanity Policies]] - why we [[Nobody cares|don't care]] about your friends
*[[Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD|The QVFD page]], the inevitable fate of articles about your friends, schoolmates, teachers, etc (in other words, people we've never heard of and aren't likely to care about), blatant one-liners, and [[User:Zana Dark/Ct|things like this]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes|Our in-jokes page]], in case you ever get confused
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! If you treat Uncyclopedia well, it will reward you with a whole new world of [[Nobody cares|philosophy]], [[Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats|science]], [[Fisher Price: A Retrospective|literature]], [[Strongly worded letter|opinion]], and [[AAAAAAAAA!|just plain classic comedy]]. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes <nowiki>(~~~~)</nowiki> or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.

If you need help with anything, feel free to ask me on my [[User talk:Zana Dark|talk page]], or ask at the [[Forum:Village Dump|Village Dump]] (article-related concerns should go in [[Forum:Pee Review|Pee Review]] and nothing-related comments should go in [[Forum:BHOP|Benson's place]]). One final note: if you're interested in maintaining the health of the wiki, please drop by [[User:High Gen. Grue|the Grue Army HQ]], or drop in at [[User:Zana Dark/Outpost Beta|Outpost Beta]]. So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! <div style="background:whitesmoke;padding-bottom:3px;">--{{User:Zana Dark/sig}}</div>
|}

==WTF==

Care to join the <big>'''[[User:Zana Dark/Adoption| CAUSE]]???'''</big>
{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

==Your New and Improved Signature==

I made you a signature you can edit. [[User:Goldfishrock/sig]] To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field:
<nowiki>{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Goldfishrock/sig}}</nowiki>

Looks like this right now: {{User:Goldfishrock/sig}}

If you really care, go [[Uncyclopedia:Signatures|HERE]] to read about what other people think your signature should look like!

Hope you like, and enjoy!!!

{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

:Great! So first things first... Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>

'''Example:''' {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 19:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

==N00B!==

Why are you such a [[Lesbo]]? Please go to [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|IRC]]... {{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 15:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

<big style="font-size: 88px; color:tan">( * ) ( * )</big>

==Stupid, Ugly Templates That [[Nobody Cares]] About!!!==

[[Oprah|GOD]], I know...

{{Aunt Jemima}}

{{User:Zana Dark/sig}} 19:53, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

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Zana Dark: /* TITLE */

Admin: /* N00B! */

Admin at 11:24, 27 December 2007

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