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Jakebastille

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Jakebastille
Ranking Rogue Fugitive; Defected Frontier Agent
Likes Cheese, Chaos, Weird people
Gender Male
Enemies Cheese Haters, Sysops, Patrollers, Most users, Most trollers, Most NPCs, Most people he meets, Baroque Works, Sir Crocodile, Peachycakes, Willy on Wheels, Logans
Allies Plumber, Sadaharu, Knife
Former Affiliates Peachycakes, Willy on Wheels, [Logan]]s, StarNeptune (dead), Baroque Works, Sir Crocodile

Jakebastille (also known as JakeBastille, Jake Bastille or Knife) is a Troll who has caused quite a lot of havoc on the wiki. He is currently a wanted fugitive and is named after Bastille Day in France, the marking of the French Revoulution.

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Appearances

In the Dumb Plum, he is a formidable foe, being Mr. 6 of Baroque Works before defecting. In Wiki's End, where he is an X-Naut PhD, it is revealed he is a very smart troll. He appears in some of Plumber's comics, with various roles. He also stars in his own Mime Comics, which are done entirely in pantomime.

Appearance

He resembles Chester Cheetah most commonly, though he has been an Elite X-Naut, or an X-Naut PhD, once or twice, though this has only happened once or twice.

Allies

His best friend is StarNeptune, but when she got captured and taken back to prison, he made new friends with Plumber and Sadaharu.

Accomplishments

He has died many times, but always manages to come back somehow. He says that this is his "gift". Another accomplishment is that Jakebastille broke free of the Spam Vault using the power of the Sombrero. He has avoided authorities since then. He also destroyed Leet Town in one of his Mime Comics. JakeBastille's greatest accomplishment is winning the rights over cheese and making a new cheesy snack.

Goals

  1. Break free of the Spam Vault (Success)
  2. Get the Sombrero (Success)
  3. Rescue StarNeptune (Failed, as she died)
  4. Destroy Leet Town (Success)
  5. Reform into good (Given up)
  6. Turn into anti-hero (Success)
  7. Cause havoc (Success)
  8. Cause more havoc
  9. Make a lot of friends
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