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Shock
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Shock is a very shocked smiley, no one knows his real name because he is always too shocked to tell anyone. Little is known other then that he is shocked because of something he saw as a kid, but he won't tell anyone what it was. Shock has been shocked for years and still hasn't gotten over his fear.
Many people say what he saw was a Spammer, however most people say that would not have made anyone so shocked. Others say it was a monster of some sort. But as stated before no one really knows.