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| - | So far, the only people to get close enough to a 3dejong have been frightened off, accidentally been blasted with Graveyard, or have become so inseparable to it that they refuse to reveal any of its secrets. But the only things leading scientists and cheese factory owners have been able to find out is that it was the inventor of Graveyard, the best cheese sandwich this side of Pluto, it has become close friends with almost all MarioWiki users, and it thinks hot fudge is better than anything else on earth except macaroni and cheese Graveyards. | + | So far, the only people to get close enough to a 3dejong have been frightened off, accidentally been blasted with Graveyard, or have become so inseparable to it that they refuse to reveal any of its secrets. But the only things leading scientists and cheese factory owners have been able to find out is that it was the inventor of Graveyard, the best cheese sandwich this side of Pluto, it has become close friends with almost all MarioWiki users, and it thinks hot fudge is better than anything else on earth except macaroni and cheese Graveyards. [[Max2]] has been known to be friends with the main 3dejong, called the "3D". Max2 is the only known person a 3dejong will openly show frienlyness to. |
The 3dejong has been known to stay up all hours of the night, reading Prima Strategy Guides and playing obscure ROMs. This may be because it drinks a mixture of chocolate syrup, Graveyard, and energy gel every night before 11:00. | The 3dejong has been known to stay up all hours of the night, reading Prima Strategy Guides and playing obscure ROMs. This may be because it drinks a mixture of chocolate syrup, Graveyard, and energy gel every night before 11:00. | ||
Revision as of 23:53, 21 September 2007
This page is a bizarre mixture of fact and fiction, designed to give you a laugh or two while showing you the inside story of the life of 3dejong. If you’re the type that likes boring, plain facts instead, read this psycho user’s page here.
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History
A 3dejong was first sighted on September __, 2006. (The exact date is still a mystery.) It immediately designated MarioWiki.Com as its home habitat, and has been disrupting the peace there ever since. In its first few years, it helped the wiki as much as it could, including giving the Merchandise section a makeover and uploading more than 500 images. But in recent months the “3D” has not been editing as much. Some say this is because it no longer owns any Mario games. Currently, the 3dejong hangs out on the wiki, inspiring terror/awesomeness wherever he goes, depending on whether or not he’s had caffeine in the past 24 hours.
Naming
Currently, the few people that have ever been able to become acquainted with a 3dejong call it “3D”, owing to the fact that the first known specimen had the initials “D.D. D.”. So far, those people haven’t been beaten senseless or been given an atomic wedgie. Maybe we should all call 3dejongs by this nickname…
Behavior Patterns
So far, the only people to get close enough to a 3dejong have been frightened off, accidentally been blasted with Graveyard, or have become so inseparable to it that they refuse to reveal any of its secrets. But the only things leading scientists and cheese factory owners have been able to find out is that it was the inventor of Graveyard, the best cheese sandwich this side of Pluto, it has become close friends with almost all MarioWiki users, and it thinks hot fudge is better than anything else on earth except macaroni and cheese Graveyards. Max2 has been known to be friends with the main 3dejong, called the "3D". Max2 is the only known person a 3dejong will openly show frienlyness to.
The 3dejong has been known to stay up all hours of the night, reading Prima Strategy Guides and playing obscure ROMs. This may be because it drinks a mixture of chocolate syrup, Graveyard, and energy gel every night before 11:00.
So far, no 3dejongs have been promoted on any Wikis they have been sighted on. This is probably because most 3Ds are unable to keep the strict schedule demanded to enter the legions of Patrollers, Sysops, or Bureaucrats. (Don’t tell anyone, but they don’t know much syntax, either. All they can do it cut and paste…)
Because of forces beyond human control, 3Ds have become popular across the Wiki. Why is this? Even they don’t know. But they have been featured in quite a few movies, stories, and sprite comics. Why not visit a 3dejong’s home page [www.com here]? It may give you some clues as to why they are now so famous… or not.
3dejongs have only been sighted on the MarioWiki, the MarioWiki Userpedia, the MarioWiki and Userpedia Forums, and occasionally on Fantendo. Why is this? No one knows. But most likely it is because these sites are all that the 3dejong can visit during his strict schedule/time restrictions...
3dejongs also have almost no talent at making long, interesting fan-fictions. However, they are adept at making quick, quirky comics. They also enjoy making short, humorous stories.
The only known weakness of a 3dejong is a strange, demented smiley. Whenever this smiley is displayed to a 3dejong, it will immediately yell its catchphrase, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” It also has a weakness toward the phrase “Homestar-Tubbies”. Why? No one knows yet. Let’s hope they never do.
Gallery of Appearances
3dejongs have cropped up in quite a few places. Here’s a gallery of clippings of some of the comics/movies/games they’ve been in, as well as some sprites of the only sighted specimen.
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House
Him and Max share a house, which is (convienintly to them) right next to Wayoshi's
