User:Afrowithchinstraps

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afrowithchinstraps

Afrowithchinstraps is a lonely viking who was once commander of many ships, and many acres of beautiful land far away from the current world of islands that he currently inhabits. He was betrayed by his comrades, his fleet destroyed, and he was sent away on a ship with no sail to starve to death at sea. In what could only be described as a miracle, his ship caught a previously unknown current the likes of which had never been seen. This current was so swift that it carried him far away from the known lands of the time, and finally beached him on the island known as The Land of Land. But this was not to be the first miracle that afro would experience.

A few days after his arrival on The Land of Land, a package fell from the sky. A crate crashed to the ground, followed by a billowing sheet of cloth. This crate contained many strange devices. After much tinkering with things we now know as batteries and cassette tapes, Afro was able to assemble a device that would change his life forever. He called it a Ghetto Blaster.

Afrowithchinstraps listened to the glorious music of a lost era many ages ago, which he calls "the 70s". This influenced him to grow his hair into a fearsome configuration he called an "afro".

And the rest, as they say, is history...