Lingrish

From Euphro

Lingrish is the strange combination of English, Mandarin, and gamer speak used by the well-known EuphRO player, TeacherLin. Rumor has it all his English was learned playing Starcraft.. If this is true or not remains a mystery.

Lin Quotes

"looking for sexy girl be friend =.="

"put g8mo in hot water, very song~"

Also: "put peco in hot water, very song"

"put dick in hold then sleep!"

"you make sex her?"

"turn off ur equip!" trans. take off your clothes

"g8 = peco peco = pen1s"

"catch niffpe"

"if niffpe come out, BITE BITE BITE"

Adam: ((Girls trying to sell themself on webcam) I wanted to see how he would react. Allucinari: Was he like "u sexy girl, u b friend?" Adam: I found out that he's shy. Allucinari: Aww, thats so cute. Adam: He kept asking me on MSN, to ask them to show tittie. I'm like, you ask them! And he was like "no >.> u do it!" [New_Aeon]NeonShadow:Awful. Adam, do you realise how Lin's rating will drop ? Adam: Somehow, we got kicked out of a couple of the girls rooms. I think it was because they saw I had a credit card and.. wasn't spending any money :p Allucinari: Yeah, well, camwhores a like that. Adam: I also found out, that he only likes looking at breasts. If they show ass, he gets disgusted.

Javs: I remember one time we were in PVP talking about ivi being asleep and Lin said "PUT DICK IN HOLD THEN SLEEP"

Allucinari: i sel lin... he say mak g8 very song :( [New_Aeon]NeonShadow: What ? Translate please :) Allucinari: lol Linspeak is hard to understand.. x.x Euphony: you can't translate it

Javs: BITE BITE BITE Euphony: it's just not possible [GG]DrS: lkol yeah Allucinari: It loses its charm. x.x

Allucinari: The important part to know is, as Lin told us many times... g8 = pecopeco [New_Aeon]NeonShadow: I've been in VS for 3 weeks - Lin's english seemed quite OK to me Allucinari: pecopeco = penis [New_Aeon]NeonShadow: Hm... Don't see the connection... Allucinari: I think he puts on a show for some people Adam: song in chinese means pleasurable Euphony: very song I'm guessing to be very strong or very long..nvmn Allucinari: "put g8 in hot water... very song." Euphony�> OH! THAT song. I get it now Adam: and: "push her on bed, put the dick on the hole" Lin's sex ed. It's pretty good advice!