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| - | Once upon a time, there was a bard, his name was Igtenos. He liked to wear a chef hat, elven ears, and a grandpa beard. Why? Nobody really knows, but one thing is certain, he fails at cooking. He was the guild leader of [[Prontera Army]]. One day this little bard became a clown. This is suited to him better than a bard because rumor has it he can't acutally sing very well. He is however highly amusing. One time he thought he was gay. This prompted the [[Brokeback Mjolnir]] saga. Which wasn't acutally a saga.. It was just some crazy whore screaming in IRC and [[Lagwolf]] being an opportunist. [http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/908/brokebackmjolnirlv4ue.jpg image of the love] | + | Once upon a time, there was a bard, his name was Igtenos. He liked to wear a chef hat, elven ears, and a grandpa beard. Why? Nobody really knows, but one thing is certain, he fails at cooking. He was the guild leader of [[Prontera Army]]. One day (98-99: 17 hours Double-Strafing at Stings) this little bard became a clown. This is suited to him better than a bard because rumor has it he can't acutally sing very well. He is however highly amusing. One time he thought he was gay. This prompted the [[Brokeback Mjolnir]] saga. Which wasn't acutally a saga.. It was just some crazy whore screaming in IRC and [[Lagwolf]] being an opportunist. [http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/908/brokebackmjolnirlv4ue.jpg image of the love] |
ANYHOW... Eventually, Iggy gave guild leadership to [[Aeowyn]] and joined [[Aeterna]]. Something about that sucked, so he gave up on those mofos. He was temporarily using his Frost Joke services for aiding random guilds during War of Emperium, but eventually joined [[New Aeon]]. He succeeded in bringing with him a few choice h0s, mainly [[Allucinari]] and that crazy 99 high wizard that likes to say fuck. A lot. | ANYHOW... Eventually, Iggy gave guild leadership to [[Aeowyn]] and joined [[Aeterna]]. Something about that sucked, so he gave up on those mofos. He was temporarily using his Frost Joke services for aiding random guilds during War of Emperium, but eventually joined [[New Aeon]]. He succeeded in bringing with him a few choice h0s, mainly [[Allucinari]] and that crazy 99 high wizard that likes to say fuck. A lot. | ||
Revision as of 02:13, 8 July 2006
Once upon a time, there was a bard, his name was Igtenos. He liked to wear a chef hat, elven ears, and a grandpa beard. Why? Nobody really knows, but one thing is certain, he fails at cooking. He was the guild leader of Prontera Army. One day (98-99: 17 hours Double-Strafing at Stings) this little bard became a clown. This is suited to him better than a bard because rumor has it he can't acutally sing very well. He is however highly amusing. One time he thought he was gay. This prompted the Brokeback Mjolnir saga. Which wasn't acutally a saga.. It was just some crazy whore screaming in IRC and Lagwolf being an opportunist. image of the love
ANYHOW... Eventually, Iggy gave guild leadership to Aeowyn and joined Aeterna. Something about that sucked, so he gave up on those mofos. He was temporarily using his Frost Joke services for aiding random guilds during War of Emperium, but eventually joined New Aeon. He succeeded in bringing with him a few choice h0s, mainly Allucinari and that crazy 99 high wizard that likes to say fuck. A lot.
Igtenos tries to be a pimp, but his pimping skills are about as good as his cooking skills. Fortunately, Allu and Aeo are loving h0s and take good care of him anyhow.
The actual person behind Igtenos is a cute ickle Asian named Gordon. He lives in the Vancouver area... Because that's what Asians do. He also possesses a Creator, named Tissue. That Greasy hates him for.
