Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

From Egs Mayhem

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in Last Post Loses!!!!!, though it is not quite so sinister as that.

Contents 1 LPW's Beginnings and a Short History 2 A Short Summary of the Current LPW 3 Resident/regular characters 4 New Characters 5 Major Locations

LPW's Beginnings and a Short History

Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A Short Summary of the Current LPW

OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a Lead that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

Resident/regular characters

• RLommy - The real Lommy.
• CLommy2 - His not-so-evil twin, from Carrot..?
• Lommella - His full-sized female version.
• 2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
• ChibiVOR - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
• Lemurteam - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
• ICVOR - VOR's in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature (Glorph)as a lover.
• Frike Nyanthisa - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
• Lyse Nyanthisa - His wife/familiar.
• Butler - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
• Dimitri Dul Neru - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
• Serendipity (Ser) - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
• Serenity (Seri) - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
• Malachy (Mal) - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
• Melina (Mel) - His sisterish lady.
• Dayantis - The guy with the thing.
• Xena - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
• Peragrin - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
• Dame HelenNet - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
• Squato - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
• Likal - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
• Kinkallia - Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
• Jeremy - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of The Pavilion.
• Kepiena - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
• Sable - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
• Ta - Warp Aci bound to ChroniclerC. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
• Joat Delia - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
• Draco Blazer - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
• May Cottontail - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
• Leon Minnis - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
• Pan - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
• Vincent Vailo - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
• Sevilin - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
• Joseph - Minor god of transformation.
• Norri - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
• Akiva - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.
• Whackamole - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.

New Characters

• Rihal - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
• Salmartia - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
• Mr. Fluffles - One cooool cat.
• Warlof - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
• Sylver - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
• FH Joat Delia - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
• KFPB - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
• Lord Spectre - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
• Mr. Whim - Servant of Lord Spectre
• Ajac- Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
• Alatrahazar Ajac's reformed-demon servant.

Major Locations

Map not to scale.

• The Pavilion of Peace - Nothing bad can happen there.
  • The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
• The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
  • The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.
• The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
  • The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
  • Grimcorp - Recently-deposited corporate offices.
• The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
  • Dimitri's Citadel - ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
• The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
  • The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
  • The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.
• The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
  • The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of Shadow and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
  • The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
    • The Former Lair of The FRE - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
• Outer Space
  • The Hammer o' Justice - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
  • Lemur Station - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
  • Sky's Nest - It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
  • The Evil Lair of Evil - Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
  • The Vile Lair of Evil - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
  • The Good Lair of Good - Home of Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
  • Uranus - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
• Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.