Raekuul

From Egs Mayhem

Hello. I'm a New Bunny.

Bio

Name: Tim
Gender: Male
Location: USA.
Ethnicity: Generic European mixture. I have Scandinavian, German, Scotch-Irish, a dash of Italian (I think), Danish, and some Native American (I forget which tribe).
Religion: Mormon
Orientation: Heterosexual virgin.
Age: 18
Color: Blue
Best Instrument: The Flute Favorite Portable Game: Boktai Favorite Console Game: Sonic 2

Strange System 1.0

HP: Hit Points. Equal to Failed to parse (Can't write to or create math temp directory): 5*(def+wil)-(avd+spd) .
MP: Mana Points. Equal to Failed to parse (Can't write to or create math temp directory): 5*(atk+mag)-(avd+spd) .
Atk: Physical Attack Power.
Def: Physical Defense Power.
Mag: Magical Attack Power.
Wil: Magical Defense Power.
Aim: Aiming Ability.
Avd: Avoidance ability.
Spd: Speed.
Krm: Base Karma rating. Affects expenditure of Mana.
Please note that if Failed to parse (Can't write to or create math temp directory): 5*(def+wil)-(adv+spd)

is less than 1, the character is unplayable.

Inventory

One TF gun
one squirrel plushy
a six pack of suspiciously unlabeled soda
a dead fish
a cookie wrapped in shiny plastic
a catnip mouse
a ball of yarn
a flute (pre-equipped)