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Meme Defense Marine

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:45:54 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

[[Theopenandclosedbook]]'s former interpretation of [[MDM]]'s username.

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:43:23 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

== General Information ==

'''MDM''' is a easy-going, fun-loving person who joined Mayhem in September '08. He answers to MDM, Sarge, Guy in the Big Shiny Armor, Troy's Fanboy Numero Uno, Max, Guy with the Evil Closet, and Giver of the Clone Baby Aliens. [[Theopenandclosedbook]] refers to him as [[Meme Defense Marine]] for some strange reason (but no longer). He has referred to [[The Colors]] as 'the voices in my head who tell me to do things; [[Silver|one voice is telling me to kill the aliens]], [[Red|one voice is telling me to kill everyone]]; [[Gray|one voice is telling me to eat kittens]], [[Blue|one voice is telling me to kill the meatbags]]; [[Olive|one voice, well, we don't know what he's doing, other than being Captain Obvious]]; [[Black|and the last voice, which is normal me, is telling everyone else to SHUT THE **** UP AND LET ME PLAY DAWN OF WAR II IN PEACE!]]

Really hates it when people infect, mutate, or generally do any other form of attack that bypasses his armor. Seriously, people, don't you realize it's there?

MDM gives out [[TF gun]] mod kits for shooting [[tractor beams]] and jars of Atomic Fireballs.

He inadvertently released the terror known as [[Mayhem Needs a Moderator]] upon the bunnies of Mayhem. It was originally intended to be a poll that quickly ballooned out of proportions. After several attempts to restore order (ultimately failing), MDM withdrew from the thread.

Inventor of the [[Super Headwall]], [[Mega-Headwall]], the [[Giga-Headwall]], and the supremely dangerous [[Breaching Whale Attack]] which he uses on extremely rare occasions, or when someone is extremely stupid and decides to throw him in the ocean. This happened to [[Youwillneverknow]] once, but [[Nathan]] blocked it.

Has a [[MDM's Giant Closet|closet]] that has only been mentioned once; reputed to contain horrible things. Also contains a book on how to reverse brainwashing.

Inventory: TF Rifle with portal, tractor beam, and fireworks mods, cookie, squirrel teddy, dead fish, waffle, dungeon map, hand-forged pocketknife, Kevlar rope, dungeon master's hat, My Rock plushie, everlasting sketch book, catnip mouse, ball of yarn, genuine mood ring, dewrag, jar of Atomic Fireballs, infinite bag of dice, X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System X-001, GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, GR-9 heavy blaster pistol, Ice plushie, Type-1 Energy Weapon.

In Carrot?..., set in motion a chain of events that resulted in the bunny Mandros gaining ownership of two dozen clone baby aliens.

Is in the process of writing [[MDM's Mayhem FanFic]], which will feature all the well-known active and semi-active bunnies.

Purposely caused [[Eve]] to eat an evil cookie, subsequently unleashing a new horror.

His character [[Albert Redstone]] is the current Grand Duke of [[Moritania]].

Commands an army made up of Platypus-Narwhal Hybrids. Beware.

Has a rather high tolerance level.

Creator of [[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]].

Possessor and creator of the rare [[Gold Platanisten]].

Is royally baffled by the storm of randomosity that is [[Kraggi]]. Also, recently discovered that he joined the forum 3 years to the day after His Kragginess did. This is surely an omen.

Views Mayhem as one ginormous pillow fight, with the posts as pillows and the posters as the participants. The reason for this view is currently unknown.

Sorely regrets not being around for the Crossover Wars, as his combat skills would have been a major asset.

On the forums, wears a gold and blue MK VI MJOLNIR-like exoskeleton with a built-in jetpack, a taser-like device in the left forearm, a TF Gun holster, and a Mandalorian stalk scanner. Its built-in energy shield can repel TF beams and bullets, but can be knocked out by plasma-based weaponry. See [[X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System]]. Armed with a GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, a TF rifle, a TF gun, and a GR-9 blaster pistol, MDM is one of the more heavily armed bunnies, comparable to the [[EGSDF Force Recon]]. He hopes to work alongside them.

Is a member of the [[EGS Defence Force]]. Currently a Lieutenant of the [[EGSDF Marines]].

Inventor of the [[Anti-Huggle Beam]], which is only effective on [[Nathan]], [[Natalie]], and catgirls.

It is not known if MDM is linked to the [[Vigilante Grammar Ninja]].

Inadvertantly caused the creation of Eve, Evan's DWD'd twin, at Pixelhead777's ascension party.

Has been known to occasionally utter the phrase [[Boogity Niggle Pleck Spangle Furf]]. This phrase was not invented by MDM, but by one of his non-Mayhemite friends. It is meaningless if you don't know the backstory.

Most bunnies refer to him as MDM or his LPW persona, but [[HammerQueen]] calls him M for some strange reason. This is greatly appreciated.

Member of the [[Order of the Bunny]], currently [[Sir MDM the Persistent]], a subordinate of [[Anti-Paragon]].

May or may not be a Paladin in disguise.

Is obsessed with the number 42. But then, who isn't?

Now that Anti-Paragon is a moderator and 'Captain of the Bunny Knights' according to Malachy, is going to petition to be dubbed Sergeant-at-Arms of Mayhem. Basically helping enforce the will of the moderators where necessary.

Established an account at the 910CMX boards and quickly found his way to the New Forum Food Fight, subsequently hijacked the thread and set in motion a chain of events that led to the onset of the [[Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War]].

Kudos to [[PixelHead777]] for allowing me to expand on the various Headwalls and giving me the inspiration for the Breaching Whale Attack.

== The Origins of MDM, as revealed in [[carrot..?]], including the accompanying comments from MDM and his muses! ==

The Story of MDM:

Once upon a time, there was a happy little super-soldier named MDM. Well, he wasn't that little, we're just using that figuratively. There was an enormous battle, and MDM got hit in the head by an industrial-size golf ball.

Now it so happened that as a result of this, separate aspects of MDM's personality gained physical forms. Well, all but one, of course, but we'll get to that later.

First came Hail.

Hi. I'm Hail, and you're all dupes for reading this.

Hail was the neutral aspect. He's a shapeshifter and specializes in healing magic.

Then came Octavian.

You insolent meatbag, how dare you make me appear here!

Octavian was the lawful and orderly aspect. He's kinda harsh. He's also an Artificial Intelligence, which cheesed him off even more.

Finally, there was Eve.

You want cookies?

Eve was the chaotic and evil aspect. She likes stealing people's cookies, challenging people to rapier duels, and being a general hothead. Oh, and she can use fire magic too.

Now, MDM and his three muses, as they shall now be known, banded together to track down and exterminate the foul creature who threw the industrial-sized golf ball.

After a long and arduous journey, along which MDM discovered he had a Giant Closet filled with evil animated sentient torture devices as well as a horde of other inventions, they reached their destination: the breeding grounds of the fearsome, ferociously terrifying PLATYPUS-NARWHAL HYBRIDS!

The battle was joined, and in the end, MDM and his muses came out on top. The [[Platypus-Narwhal Hybrid]] chieftain pledged his race to the service of the victorious super-soldier, and they have served as his private army ever since.

The End.

You forgot about the invention of the Anti-Huggle Beam and what you did to that tribe of catgirls.

That never happened!

Yeah, sure, and I'm Julius Caesar.

Ooh, ooh! Remember what I did to those giant fleas that attacked us? Remember?

*Facepalm* Why did you have to bring that up?

Because he wanted to humiliate you further.

== Muses ==

MDM has three muses, all of whom popped into existence spontaneously (with the exception of Eve, who already existed as a character and was upgraded to muse status after eating the evil cookie). They are:

[[OOctavian the OOC AI]] 
[[Eve]] 
[[The Sentient Hailstorm]]

== RP Characters ==

Himself: Fort Mayhem
*A former [[Galactic Union Marine Corps]] [[TITAN]], MDM is currently a EGSDF Marines Lieutenant.

Michael Anderson: Galactic Union RP

*A High Admiral in the [[Galactic Union Navy]], Anderson is commander of the [[Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet]].

[[Evan]]: LPW

*A middle-ranking user of fire magic, Evan is the owner of Azure Fang, a self-made sword that was blessed by a powerful being.

[[Eve]]:

*Evan's DWD'd duplicate, Eve came into being at PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

Gaius Marcellus: [[Steel Spork Inn]]

*An elf who specializes in water magic and alchemy, Gaius deviates from most elves in that he transformed his ears to those of a human. Recently changed them back at [[Jodi]]'s behest.

Major Alexander Octavian Buchanan: Warsaw the 42nd RP

*Commanding officer of the US 45th Infantry Regiment, he is stationed in Grosse Pointe, Detroit, Michigan.

Captain Sheila Justine Erikson: Warsaw the 42nd

*Executive officer of the 45th Infantry.

Captain Marcus Johnson: Fort Mayhem

*Commanding officer of the MSC Amphion, a missile frigate.

== Trivia ==

*All of MDM's characters, with the exception of Admiral Anderson, attended PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

*Once had his head blown to smithereens by [[Malachy19]] because Mal thought MDM was challenging him; the perpetrator was in fact [[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]. Got revenge via [[HammerQueen]] in [[MDM's Mayhem FanFic]].

*Once engaged in a deathmatch with [[Cheez]] in Carrot: the fight ended in a stalemate because [[Lomgren]] and PixelHead started whining about it.

*[[Brylian Troy]]'s first fan-boy. Now he just has to watch out for assassination attempts.

*He was running a subplot of [[Fort Mayhem]] in which an alien plague that mutated citizens of Mayhem into extraterrestrial zombie eating machine thingies called [[Phages]] have been unleashed. They have a predilection for ''Canis familiaris''.

*Somehow managed to influence [[Atashi-Cloud]] to change avatars on the forum. Creepy.

*Was once at war with [[Theopenandclosedbook]] in [[carrot..?]].

*Almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind once.

*Purposely V5'ed Squato; subsequently lost his taser.

*Is mortally afraid of [[Sword Chucks]]. Especially when someone who knows how to use them has a set.

*Is a Sys Op on the Wiki. Will use this power for only good.

*Is immune to the [[HypnoToad]], due to his strabismus and lack of long-term attention span.

*Antimatter is his answer to everything.

*Is inadvertantly responsible for the possible death of [[Ann Pertchin]] in [[MKRP]]. Feels extremely horrible about this turn of events. (She got better, though.)

== Quotes ==

I praised the art too much, it seems, and this is what happened:

XD. Oh gods! I think you're my first fanboy! XD

In response to some people who shall remain nameless:

Grrh. No androids for you.

Something I heard somewhere:

MY CHARACTERS ARE WEIRD AS HELL!

Cheez after I said something about a drunken post

Um, lwet me see. I had a coulpla opibta at th pub because the pirate chivcjo kit me in the head a few times then I got rained in and it was so heavyt and cold that I got ahreadache then |i had a few pints to warm up then I mety jy flat,mates ans I had a b ottle of mread,

that's why.

When I almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind:

I hope not, or I'm lacking so much life I'm negative.
Oh, wait. I don't use AIM. Okay, whew. Yes, it is.

When I V5'ed Squato:

Darn it Squata! You knocked off my taser!

*keeps running

If this keeps up I'm gonna have to break out the jetpack!

PixelHead777 after I said I hated fruitcake:

Fruitcake reminds me of homosexual pastries.

Something else I heard somewhere:

Dan Shive: BECAUSE I'M A XENOPHOBIC JERK.

According to [[Loztein]], this is the most awesome post ever:

You're all doomed!

*Waves shotgun around then flees*

COME BACK HERE!

*Runs off*

She's everywhere. My god, it's annoying. Somehow she managed to get over to the 910 boards.

You really don't want to know what was going on here:

HomerNet: BunnySuite Alpha...the mystical site where it is rumored, but not confirmed, that the Great Bunnies gather to peform complex and esoteric mating ritu...wait, no wrong thing. :p

Me: *Facepalm* >.<

[[Category: Chaotic Good]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Good]]
[[Category: EGS Defence Force]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:40:43 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==His Status==
Book has semi migrated. While he is still semi active on Mayhem, he is currently also on dA, GITP and 910CMX. In the rare situation of one seeking to contact him, the best method would be to PM him on Mayhem. He always has a slot open for PMs, and has his PM set to send him an email when he recives a PM.

==Rping==
Book enjoys RPing, but no where as much as he use to.
He is currently devoting all this creativity to a long term project of his, but is working on a character for magical school.

His list of Characters so far has been removed, because most of them were long gone or just very bad ideas.

==Muses==
Book has currently one, rarely used Muse, called [[Evil Box]], but now considers the box a very bad idea and may never use it again.
==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. He has also given out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits.

When the EGS Newbie thread moved to CMX, and Mayhem recruiting was slow, Book gave up on giving out gifts unless the newbies name inspires him.

==Art==
Theopenandclosedbook has a DeviantArt account, on which he posts his webcomic Mythfits as often as he can kick his artist to work. He is currently experimenting with a few art styles, and it working on an OOTS avatar or two.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category:Deviants]]

Mayhem: It's All For Real

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:26:30 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

A unique RP, where players awake to find themselves as their avatars (most recognizable characters).

GM'ed by [[MDM]].

The RP has exploded in popularity, for some strange reason. We (we being MDM) don't know why this happened, and we are extremely pleased and perplexed. Mwahahahahahahahahaha....

People started to complain of rail roading on MDM's part, and for a short while, he locked the thread.
It has now be reopened, but the is talk of leaving/mutiny/the french revolution.

== Plot ==

So far, the Mayhemites have awoken as their characters, received e-mails and plane tickets to San Diego from a mysterious group called [[The Aristocrats]], flown great distances (in the case of KF-Oz, from Australia to Iraq in one of MDM's dropships), and generally had a really rough time (Dame Helen's been ogled something fierce...tsk tsk tsk...).

Most of the action is currently taking place on the dropship H-115, which is carrying Oz, MDM, The_Kool, Drayco, Lohti, Eve, Hail, Octavian, and some other stuff. They're currently stopped in Pennsylvania, getting KGirl, then they're going to the [[Star of Mayhem]].

== Players ==

*[[Author-Man]] as Sapphire
*[[BinaryWraith]] as Wraith
*[[Cameo]] as Cameo
*[[Cheez]] as CheezKyrie
*[[Dame HelenNet]] as Dame HelenNet
*[[Drayco]] as Drayco
*[[Helseth]] as Helseth
*[[kgirl1992]]
*[[Lohti]] as MKRP Lohti
*[[Mandros]]
*[[MDM]] as Sergeant Major Maxwell D. Mitchelson
*[[OzLionHeart]] as KF-Oz
*[[Piane]] as Volke
*[[Piebunny]] as KFPB
*[[SleepyOrigami]] as SleepyOrigami, the Paper Owl
*[[The_Kool]] as The_Kool
*[[Theopenandclosedbook]] as Jack the Antichrist

Deities of Mayhem

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:16:28 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Those Mayhemites who have ascended to a higher plane of existence. Some of them have specific sphere of influence.

*[[TingYi]] 
*[[Anti-Paragon]] 
*[[Malachy19]] 
*[[Squato]] 
*[[Sven8705]] 
*[[Kraggi]] 
*[[Cameo]] 
*[[Atashi-Cloud]] 
*[[Kalga]] 
*[[Cheez]] 
*[[Kum-El]] 
*[[Lomgren]] 
*[[Grim Atescu]] 
*[[VOR]] 
*[[Drayco]] 
*[[Davecom3]] 
*[[10.0.0.1]] 
*[[PixelHead777]]

Main Page

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:13:33 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

This here be the [[Mayhem Wiki]]. Fer [[Mayhem|The Mayhem Formerly Known As EGS]]. Kudos to [[Piebunny]] fer the idea. And find out [[how you can help]] build this and make it better.

==Today's Thing o' the Day:==
The Thing o' The Day is decided by pressing the "Random Page" button on the sidebar roughly once a day. If it lands on a page that seems sparse, consider this an encouragement to kick it up a notch with a blast from your spiceweasel. Bam!

[[EXtreme Ninja Plush Squad]]

==Places to Go, Things to Play With==
I just put stuff I could remember off the top o' me head and stuff I noticed on the [[First Page]]. Fill in the blanks, lest ye be [[V5'ed]], [[shrunken]], and given [[the Lommy Treatment]] 'till you die of heart failure!

===Active RPs===
Put a link to your RP here if we don't have it yet.
((Also now in alphabetical order. Please keep it that way, if possible. --cat))

*[[Abducted! the RP]] ((Not dead just very very sloooooooooow))
*[[Anthro Academy RP]] ((Son of Adamant Anthro))
*[[Dead RPs RP Redux]]
*[[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar]] (''Restarting anew once the GM works out how to archive all the posts'')
*[[Magical School RP]] ((Like you expect it to die))
*[[Meta-Human Twilight]]
*[[MKRP]]
*[[Moperville RP 3]]
*[[Naruto TS]]
*[[Nobody RP]] ((Dead, the plot wasted, Book annoyed))
*[[Pageturner RP]]
*[[Parthenon High]] (''probably deceased'')
*[[Psion RP]]
*[[SeeD RP]] 2.0 (''defiantly deceased'')
*[[Shards of the Heart RP]] ((Seems to be dead))
*[[Steel Spork Inn]] (''Version 3 Possibly Dead'')
*[[TF-RP: Tedd(/Tess) Forces]] (''Alive, but moved'')
*[[Twenty Something]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Dead RP's===
As the label says, these have either died, or gone on permanent hiatus.

*Adamant Anthro (''has been declared dead by its GM, has a offspring in the form of Anthro Academy'')
*[[Aftermath II RP]]
*[[A League Of Their Own]] (''deceased'')
*[[Cyanide (Metal Gear Solid RP)]](''deceased'')
*[[Classmates RP]]
*[[Creation RP 2.0]] (''Creation RP III is now up'')
*[[Death of Mayhem]] (The Dead RPs RP)(''Yes, the irony has been noted...'')
*[[Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[DigimonRP]]
*[[Drifters III]]
*[[DreamWeavers RP]]
*[[Duplicates RP]]
*[[Edge of the Abyss : City of Twilight]] (''status uncertain, but probably deceased'')
*[[Fade, The Second Age of Man]]
*[[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]] (''deceased'')
*[[Free for all Fantasy RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Frink!]]
*[[Frink II]] (''deceased'')
*[[Golden Sun: Age of Alchemy]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale Town RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale 2.0]]
*[[Gunslinger Chronicles RP]](''deceased'')
*[[HHFO Again!]](''deceased'')
*[[Hyperspace RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[I see Dice]] (''deceased'')
*[[KeenFans RP 2.01]] (''deceased'')
*[[Moperville RP]]
*[[Moperville RP 2.0]]
*[[Moperville RP 2.5]]
*[[Nest RP]]
*[[New Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Omega League Battle Tournament RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[One Piece RP]]
*[[Rising Moon RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Tantalus RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] (''deceased'')
*[[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] (''deceased'')
*[[Thunderchild RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[The World We Live In]]
*[[Transgenics RP 2.0]]
*[[Villains RP]]
*[[War!|War Threads]]
*[[Wingies]] (''deceased'')
*[[Zombies! RP]] (''deceased'')

===Proposed Future RP's===
A slot for shamelessly advertising RP's that might otherwise get buried before anyone can read about them, much less sign up for them.

*[[Archetype RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=101743 "An RP that I can't tell you the name of"]
*[[Hellmouth/Demon Hunter RP]]
*[[Legends: The Imprisoning War RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96118 Mayhem RP Ideas Repository]
*[[Psychic war RP]]
*[[Red River RP]]
*[[Warhammer40Kesque RP]]
*[[Coexistence RP]]
*[[Colonies of Sol]]
*[[survival/horror]]
*[[Star Breeze]]

===Active Games===
Got a game? Is it not here? Make a page on it and linky linky!

*[[Genie Training]]
*[[Munchkin]] (''These games keep popping out every so often, but eventually die'')
*[[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]] (''Dead'')
*[[Rhyming Game]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[The MAT]]
*[[two letters away]]
*[[Word Association]]
*[[Word Chain]]
*Word Disassociation (see [[Word Association]])
*[[MY ROCK!!]]

===Dead Games===
Games that have either died or went on a lasting hiatus

*[[Advanced Genie Training]]
*[[Battle of the Pics]]
*[[Defenestrate the previous poster]]
*[[Do something unpleasant to the previous poster!]]
*[[Goonmanji]]

===Active Thingies That Might Be Games and Might Be RPs, But We Don't Know Which===
Yeah. Pretty self explanatory.

*[[carrot..?]]
*[[Keep me alive! (Or the Alphabet gets it)]] (Now known as "The KMA Thread") (''deceased'')
*[[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]
*[[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]]
*[[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]
*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]] (''deceased'')
*[[Fort Mayhem]]
*[[The Mayhem Club]] (''Dead'')

===The "Say Something About" Threads===
These are threads where the goal is to say something about other posters. A couple even want you to try to predict the future.

*[[Say Something About Everybody]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[Say something about the NEXT poster!]]
*[[Why should the last poster be banned?]]
*[[Complain about the previous poster]]
* Say something about Matt (''Dead'')

===Rate Your Fellow Bunnies Topics===
Topics that evaluate your self worth. Are you brave enough to enter?

*[[Rate the above person's signature!]]
*[[Rate the above person's avatar!]]

===[[:Category:Bunnies|Bunny Database]]===
Put your Mayhem username here, and you can make an article on yourself, your avvie, and (please?) a comprehensive list of your characters. Now in convenient alphabetical order!

*[[A Fan]]
*[[Ajac]]
*[[AkaraAri]] <- not editting page due to not having anything nice to say.
*[[Alex Mage]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[Amon star|Amon Star]]
*[[Ankhareon]]
*[[Anti-Paragon]]
*[[Archanon]]
*[[Atashi-Cloud]]
*[[Author-Man]]
*[[B.T. Isaac]] - under construction
*[[Bainhart]]
*[[Berk]]
*[[BigmanfromSC]]
*[[BigNutter]]
*[[BinaryWraith]]
*[[Blinkdog]]
*[[Brylian_Troy]]
*[[Burningblood]]
*[[Cameo]]
*[[Campsoup1988]]
*[[catldr24]]
*[[CFriis]]
*[[Cheez]]
*[[ChronosCat]]
*[[Cidhighwind767]]
*[[Ciennas]]
*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]] - Please comment.
*[[ChroniclerC]]
*[[Clan rHrN]]
*[[Clawlikedragon]]
*[[CPUX]]
*[[Dai Ebisu]]
*[[Davecom3]]
*[[Dayantis]]
*[[Demonic Gophers]]
*[[Dekupower]]
*[[Drayco]]
*[[Dreestith]]
*[[Drow Bunny]]
*[[Eternaljwh|eternaljwh]]
*[[Evilgamer]]
*[[FerretBob]]
*[[FortMax]]
*[[Grim Atescu]]
*[[Grom]]
*[[HammerQueen]]
*[[Helseth]]
*[[Hotrodwinston]]
*[[HomerNet]] (see also [[Dame HelenNet]]
*[[Icedude]]
*[[IceTigerLily]] <- New Section - LEAVE YOUR MARK!
*[[User:Ineluki|Ineluki]]
*[[Jake R]] (OH MAN I AM SO ASHAMED OF NOT GETTING TO THIS EARLIER. -Jake)
*[[Jbenant]]
*[[Jenerix525]]
*[[Jeremy_I_Am]]
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]
*[[Jfan999]]
*[[Joat]]
*[[Jonixlord]]
*[[JONJONAUG]]
*[[Jorlem]]
*[[Jstone]]
*[[Kalga]]
*[[Kgirl1992]]
*[[KillerFish]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Kraggi]]
*[[Krid]]
*[[Kum-El]]
*[[KylenPhylar]] Page coming soon
*[[Kyrio]]
*[[LittleBeast]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Malachy19]]
*[[MDM]]
*[[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]
*[[MOOMANiBE]] <- Edit this page! :D
*[[Mousekrod]]
*[[Mythos]]
*[[MysticForms]]
*[[nightshadow]]
*[[nokvok]]
*[[NumberFourtyThree]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Paradox244]]
*[[PhaethonH]] - resident Sandbox abuser.
*[[Phoenix08]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[PixelHead777]]
*[[Pixelnator]]
*[[ProfessorTomoe]]
*[[psycho_BUNNY]]
*[[Q99]]
*[[Random_Sage]]
*[[RandomBunny | : )]]
*[[Raekuul]]
*[[Reaver225]]
*[[Reverend Hatman]]
*[[RichM90071]]
*[[S. Illus]]
*[[Sanchay]]
*[[Saric Krass]]
*[[Scribble_the_Scribe]]
*[[Serendipity_EGS|Serendipity_EGS (Serendipity, Ser)]] <- Page needs updating/redoing!
*[[Shadowwing]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Sirtalmor]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Squato]]
*[[Sven8705]]
*[[Tacharan]]
*[[Tadpole]]
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Teleros]]
*[[The Kool]] <- Newly revamped! Now with a list of characters, and even a few muses.
*[[Theopenandclosedbook]]
*[[TingYi]]
*[[Trumpet of Doom]] <-under construction
*[[Twilightdusk]]
*[[UltimateRandom]]
*[[vampiress_kat]]
*[[vitrial]]--- has taken back his claim to never get a page, but you still don't have to read it
*[[VM mercenary]]
*[[VOR]]
*[[WalkerBoh]]
*[[Whackamole]] Whose name DOES appear correctly, the '2' on the forums is due to Technical Constraints.
*[[Windzarko]]
*[[Xepharon]]
*[[Youwillneverknow]]
*[[Yun]]
*[[Zerras]]
*[[Zolis]]

===Bunny Artists===
Do you want others to see your artwork? Do you need a project, and wouldn't mind if someone gave you one? No? POST YOUR NAME ANYWAYS. This is the Bunny Artists list.

* Currently Empty

===Mayhem History===
And lo! Darkshive made a post of the rules, largely copied from those of the EGS Forum! And Mayhem was born, and we saw that it was good. Now fill in the rest, please.

*[[The origin of Mayhem]]
*[[The Plague of 2006]]
*[[The Enigma Incident]]
*[[The Crossover Wars]]
*[[The Great Migration]]

===Waffles===
A tasty breakfast food, though inferior to lesbians.

*[[Breakfast]]
*[[Lesbians]]
*[[Waffles]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Other===
Important things that don't fit elsewhere
*[[Bunny Code]]
*[[Bunny Leveling System Version 2.9]]
*[[Bunny Locator]]
*[[El Goonish Shive Smilies]]
*[[Hammerspace]]
*[[Mayhem Laws of Physics]]
*[[MDM's Giant Closet]]
*[[Muses]]
*[[Newbie packs]]
*[[Newbie intro thread]]
*[[Operation Lagomorph]]
*[[Order of the Bunny]]
*[[Owl]]
*[[Sexy-Awesome]]
*[[Squata]]
*[[The Sentient Hailstorm]]
*[[Uryuomoco]]

Talk:MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:09:39 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

THIS IS MY DISCUSSION PAGE: WRITE SOMETHING HERE IF YOU DARE!

This page is not to be tampered with.

Isn't that the point of discussion pages? To talk on them?
Also, mind unblocking my rock, so I can edit it to show it is now inactive status and change the bit Pixie put?
Thanks --theopenandclosedbook 10:09, 16 April 2009 (PDT)

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:07:39 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: Just changed and added more info to our former war.

== General Information ==

'''MDM''' is a easy-going, fun-loving person who joined Mayhem in September '08. He answers to MDM, Sarge, Guy in the Big Shiny Armor, Troy's Fanboy Numero Uno, Max, Guy with the Evil Closet, and Giver of the Clone Baby Aliens. [[Theopenandclosedbook]] refers to him as [[Meme Defense Marine]] for some strange reason.

Really hates it when people infect, mutate, or generally do any other form of attack that bypasses his armor. Seriously, people, don't you realize it's there?

MDM gives out [[TF gun]] mod kits for shooting [[tractor beams]] and jars of Atomic Fireballs.

He inadvertently released the terror known as [[Mayhem Needs a Moderator]] upon the bunnies of Mayhem. It was originally intended to be a poll that quickly ballooned out of proportions. After several attempts to restore order (ultimately failing), MDM withdrew from the thread.

Inventor of the [[Super Headwall]], [[Mega-Headwall]], the [[Giga-Headwall]], and the supremely dangerous [[Breaching Whale Attack]] which he uses on extremely rare occasions, or when someone is extremely stupid and decides to throw him in the ocean. This happened to [[Youwillneverknow]] once, but [[Nathan]] blocked it.

Has a [[MDM's Giant Closet|closet]] that has only been mentioned once; reputed to contain horrible things. Also contains a book on how to reverse brainwashing.

Inventory: TF Rifle with portal, tractor beam, and fireworks mods, cookie, squirrel teddy, dead fish, waffle, dungeon map, hand-forged pocketknife, Kevlar rope, dungeon master's hat, My Rock plushie, everlasting sketch book, catnip mouse, ball of yarn, genuine mood ring, dewrag, jar of Atomic Fireballs, infinite bag of dice, X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System X-001, GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, GR-9 heavy blaster pistol, Ice plushie, Type-1 Energy Weapon.

In Carrot?..., set in motion a chain of events that resulted in the bunny Mandros gaining ownership of two dozen clone baby aliens.

Is in the process of writing [[MDM's Mayhem FanFic]], which will feature all the well-known active and semi-active bunnies.

Purposely caused [[Eve]] to eat an evil cookie, subsequently unleashing a new horror.

His character [[Albert Redstone]] is the current Grand Duke of [[Moritania]].

Commands an army made up of Platypus-Narwhal Hybrids. Beware.

Has a rather high tolerance level.

Creator of [[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]].

Possessor and creator of the rare [[Gold Platanisten]].

Is royally baffled by the storm of randomosity that is [[Kraggi]]. Also, recently discovered that he joined the forum 3 years to the day after His Kragginess did. This is surely an omen.

Views Mayhem as one ginormous pillow fight, with the posts as pillows and the posters as the participants. The reason for this view is currently unknown.

Sorely regrets not being around for the Crossover Wars, as his combat skills would have been a major asset.

On the forums, wears a gold and blue MK VI MJOLNIR-like exoskeleton with a built-in jetpack, a taser-like device in the left forearm, a TF Gun holster, and a Mandalorian stalk scanner. Its built-in energy shield can repel TF beams and bullets, but can be knocked out by plasma-based weaponry. See [[X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System]]. Armed with a GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, a TF rifle, a TF gun, and a GR-9 blaster pistol, MDM is one of the more heavily armed bunnies, comparable to the [[EGSDF Force Recon]]. He hopes to work alongside them.

Is a member of the [[EGS Defence Force]]. Currently a Lieutenant of the [[EGSDF Marines]].

Inventor of the [[Anti-Huggle Beam]], which is only effective on [[Nathan]], [[Natalie]], and catgirls.

It is not known if MDM is linked to the [[Vigilante Grammar Ninja]].

Inadvertantly caused the creation of Eve, Evan's DWD'd twin, at Pixelhead777's ascension party.

Has been known to occasionally utter the phrase [[Boogity Niggle Pleck Spangle Furf]]. This phrase was not invented by MDM, but by one of his non-Mayhemite friends. It is meaningless if you don't know the backstory.

Most bunnies refer to him as MDM or his LPW persona, but [[HammerQueen]] calls him M for some strange reason. This is greatly appreciated.

Member of the [[Order of the Bunny]], currently Squire MDM to [[Anti-Paragon]].

May or may not be a Paladin in disguise.

Is obsessed with the number 42. But then, who isn't?

Now that Anti-Paragon is a moderator and 'Captain of the Bunny Knights' according to Malachy, is going to petition to be dubbed Sergeant-at-Arms of Mayhem. Basically helping enforce the will of the moderators where necessary.

Established an account at the 910CMX boards and quickly found his way to the New Forum Food Fight, subsequently hijacked the thread and set in motion a chain of events that led to the onset of the [[Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War]].

Kudos to [[PixelHead777]] for allowing me to expand on the various Headwalls and giving me the inspiration for the Breaching Whale Attack.

== The Origins of MDM, as revealed in [[carrot..?]], including the accompanying comments from MDM and his muses! ==

The Story of MDM:

Once upon a time, there was a happy little super-soldier named MDM. Well, he wasn't that little, we're just using that figuratively. There was an enormous battle, and MDM got hit in the head by an industrial-size golf ball.

Now it so happened that as a result of this, separate aspects of MDM's personality gained physical forms. Well, all but one, of course, but we'll get to that later.

First came Hail.

Hi. I'm Hail, and you're all dupes for reading this.

Hail was the neutral aspect. He's a shapeshifter and specializes in healing magic.

Then came Octavian.

You insolent meatbag, how dare you make me appear here!

Octavian was the lawful and orderly aspect. He's kinda harsh. He's also an Artificial Intelligence, which cheesed him off even more.

Finally, there was Eve.

You want cookies?

Eve was the chaotic and evil aspect. She likes stealing people's cookies, challenging people to rapier duels, and being a general hothead. Oh, and she can use fire magic too.

Now, MDM and his three muses, as they shall now be known, banded together to track down and exterminate the foul creature who threw the industrial-sized golf ball.

After a long and arduous journey, along which MDM discovered he had a Giant Closet filled with evil animated sentient torture devices as well as a horde of other inventions, they reached their destination: the breeding grounds of the fearsome, ferociously terrifying PLATYPUS-NARWHAL HYBRIDS!

The battle was joined, and in the end, MDM and his muses came out on top. The [[Platypus-Narwhal Hybrid]] chieftain pledged his race to the service of the victorious super-soldier, and they have served as his private army ever since.

The End.

You forgot about the invention of the Anti-Huggle Beam and what you did to that tribe of catgirls.

That never happened!

Yeah, sure, and I'm Julius Caesar.

Ooh, ooh! Remember what I did to those giant fleas that attacked us? Remember?

*Facepalm* Why did you have to bring that up?

Because he wanted to humiliate you further.

== Muses ==

MDM has three muses, all of whom popped into existence spontaneously (with the exception of Eve, who already existed as a character and was upgraded to muse status after eating the evil cookie). They are:

[[OOctavian the OOC AI]] 
[[Eve]] 
[[The Sentient Hailstorm]]

== RP Characters ==

Himself: Fort Mayhem
*A former [[Galactic Union Marine Corps]] [[TITAN]], MDM is currently a EGSDF Marines Lieutenant.

Michael Anderson: Galactic Union RP

*A High Admiral in the [[Galactic Union Navy]], Anderson is commander of the [[Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet]].

[[Evan]]: LPW

*A middle-ranking user of fire magic, Evan is the owner of Azure Fang, a self-made sword that was blessed by a powerful being.

[[Eve]]:

*Evan's DWD'd duplicate, Eve came into being at PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

Gaius Marcellus: [[Steel Spork Inn]]

*An elf who specializes in water magic and alchemy, Gaius deviates from most elves in that he transformed his ears to those of a human. Recently changed them back at [[Jodi]]'s behest.

Major Alexander Octavian Buchanan: Warsaw the 42nd RP

*Commanding officer of the US 45th Infantry Regiment, he is stationed in Grosse Pointe, Detroit, Michigan.

Captain Sheila Justine Erikson: Warsaw the 42nd

*Executive officer of the 45th Infantry.

Captain Marcus Johnson: Fort Mayhem

*Commanding officer of the MSC Amphion, a missile frigate.

== Trivia ==

*All of MDM's characters, with the exception of Admiral Anderson, attended PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

*Once had his head blown to smithereens by [[Malachy19]] because Mal thought MDM was challenging him; the perpetrator was in fact [[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]. Got revenge via [[HammerQueen]] in [[MDM's Mayhem FanFic]].

*Once engaged in a deathmatch with [[Cheez]] in Carrot: the fight ended in a stalemate because [[Lomgren]] and PixelHead started whining about it.

*[[Brylian Troy]]'s first fan-boy. Now he just has to watch out for assassination attempts.

*He is currently running a subplot of [[Fort Mayhem]] in which an alien plague that mutated citizens of Mayhem into extraterrestrial zombie eating machine thingies called [[Phages]] have been unleashed. They have a predilection for ''Canis familiaris''.

*Somehow managed to influence [[Atashi-Cloud]] to change avatars on the forum. Creepy.

*Was once at war with [[Theopenandclosedbook]] in [[carrot..?]]. This was part of Book attempt to start a new War thread. It got kicked out of carrot...? into its own thread which quickly died, de to Book refusing to post till some one else joined.

*Almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind once.

*Purposely V5'ed Squato; subsequently lost his taser.

*Is mortally afraid of [[Sword Chucks]]. Especially when someone who knows how to use them has a set.

*Is a Sys Op on the Wiki. Will use this power for only good.

*Is immune to the [[HypnoToad]], due to his strabismus and lack of long-term attention span.

*Antimatter is his answer to everything.

*Is inadvertantly responsible for the possible death of [[Ann Pertchin]] in [[MKRP]]. Feels extremely horrible about this turn of events.

== Quotes ==

I praised the art too much, it seems, and this is what happened:

XD. Oh gods! I think you're my first fanboy! XD

In response to some people who shall remain nameless:

Grrh. No androids for you.

Something I heard somewhere:

MY CHARACTERS ARE WEIRD AS HELL!

Cheez after I said something about a drunken post

Um, lwet me see. I had a coulpla opibta at th pub because the pirate chivcjo kit me in the head a few times then I got rained in and it was so heavyt and cold that I got ahreadache then |i had a few pints to warm up then I mety jy flat,mates ans I had a b ottle of mread,

that's why.

When I almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind:

I hope not, or I'm lacking so much life I'm negative.
Oh, wait. I don't use AIM. Okay, whew. Yes, it is.

When I V5'ed Squato:

Darn it Squata! You knocked off my taser!

*keeps running

If this keeps up I'm gonna have to break out the jetpack!

PixelHead777 after I said I hated fruitcake:

Fruitcake reminds me of homosexual pastries.

Something else I heard somewhere:

Dan Shive: BECAUSE I'M A XENOPHOBIC JERK.

According to [[Loztein]], this is the most awesome post ever:

You're all doomed!

*Waves shotgun around then flees*

COME BACK HERE!

*Runs off*

She's everywhere. My god, it's annoying. Somehow she managed to get over to the 910 boards.

You really don't want to know what was going on here:

HomerNet: BunnySuite Alpha...the mystical site where it is rumored, but not confirmed, that the Great Bunnies gather to peform complex and esoteric mating ritu...wait, no wrong thing. :p

Me: *Facepalm* >.<

[[Category: Lawful Good]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Good]]
[[Category: EGS Defence Force]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]

Talk:Ace Sorou

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:14:34 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Dude, this wiki is for [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewforum.php?f=81 Mayhem] of the Keenspot forums, not the new EGS forums at 910CMX. If you ''are'' a Mayhem bunny, please tell me quick, because I have been asked to delete this page. --[[User:ChroniclerC|ChroniclerC]] 16:01, 28 February 2009 (PST)

I'm not part of Mayhem, but I am part of an RP that was on Mayhem. I figured since the RP was on here, along with every other character, I had some sort of obligation to post a wiki of me, too. But if you HAVE to delete my page, let me save some info I have. --Ace Sorou

Okay. Sorry for being so brash. ^_^; Just try to keep to stuff relevant to Mayhem, okay? --[[User:ChroniclerC|ChroniclerC]] 22:15, 1 March 2009 (PST)

Thanks for responding so quickly CC, sorry Ace, I'm a wiki nazi at times.
Also, what RP was it, it would help if you could link it --theopenandclosedbook 04:14, 2 March 2009 (PST)

The Guide to RPing

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:47:44 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

RPing, short for Role-playing, is a staple of Mayhem
.
The basic idea of RPing to create a story, with your characters as the character in the story, and you deciding how they act.

==Types of RPs==
There are lots of type of RPs, too many to classify, but we're going to try our darnedest!
*High Fantasy/ Low Fantasy RPs: High fantasy is elves, dwarfs, and what ever other races you can cram in, in a setting with clearly defined good and evil (See Lord of the Rings).
*Sci-Fi Rps: Futuristic weaponry and aliens. Examples: Frink, Frink II, etc. 
*Loose RPs: One of the more common types. It varies alot, but basically, anything rated PG-13 goes. They usualy lack a sign up thread, and the players decide the plot Example: Steel Spork Inn, Fort Mayhem
Hey, I'm stupid enough
((Please add more))

The Guide to RPing

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:51:31 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

RPing, short for Roleplaying is a staple of the Mayhem Forum.
The basic idea of RPing to create a story, with your characters as the character in the story, and you deciding how they act.

==Types of RPs==
There are lots of type of RPs, too many to classify, but we gonna damn well try!
*Fantasy RPs: Swords and Sorcery. Examples ??? (To be added)
*Sci-Fi Rps: Big Lazer guns and aliens. Examples: MDM's RPs.
*Loose RPs: One of the more commen types. It varies alot, but basicly, anything rated PG13 goes.
((Please add more))

Talk:MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:45:10 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

THIS IS MY DISCUSSION PAGE: WRITE SOMETHING HERE IF YOU DARE!

MY ROCK!!

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:40:07 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

The MY ROCK! game was started by [[Cheez]]. Basically, he started off with a rock, and the following posters have to get the rock using any means neccessary (and some that aren't)

So far the rock itself has been melted, reformed, eaten several times, blown up and reformed as a diamond (which might actually be Author-Cthulhu's pizza), bitten, dipped in paint, sold on Ebay (but was stolen before it could actually be sold to anyone), flown and much, much more.

Most recently, [[Nathan]] fused with the rock, and [[MDM]]'s Galactic Union Marines and [[B.T. Isaac]]'s Chibinator Tank fought over it. The battle ended with Nathan and the rock being separated. BT and Evan decided it was best to leave the rock with Nathan, this time, integrating it into his body. Book has left this thread because he felt the fun was lost when story came in.

The Guide to RPing

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:31:48 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: We need a page like this for everything

RPing, short for Roleplaying is a staple of the Mayhem Forum.

((Please add more))

EGS Town RP

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:23:52 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

((Moperville RP?))

MDM's Giant Closet

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:22:06 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

It's big and has horrible things inside of it. Don't go in there unless you like unspeakably horrible things.

The one time any one was stupid enought to enter it [[theopenandclosedbook|*CoughBookCough*]] to retrive his Childrens Trading Card, the result created a giant pool of terrified Urine, which still has not been cleaned up.

It has been joked that MDM, after running into it to escape [[theopenandclosedbook]] has ''come out'' of the closet, something he firmly refuses.

[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]

MDM's Giant Closet

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:20:44 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

It's big and has horrible things inside of it. Don't go in there unless you like unspeakably horrible things.

The one time any one was stupid enought to enter it [[theopenandclosedbook|*CoughBookCough*]] to retrive his Childrens Trading Card, the result created a giant pool of terrified Urine, which still has not been cleaned up.

[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:19:45 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Short History==
'''Theopenandclosedbook''' lives in a pocket dimension of Hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuses to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will leave his dimension for short times, and enter the Mayhem worlds; when asked why he does this, he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things through, but means well. He is currently a Juggernaut, friend to [[PixelHead777]] and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus [[Kalga]], Valgaav, and [[Mahadeo]]/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting. Currently at war with [[MDM]] in [[carrot..?]].

==Rping==
Book loves RPing about anything. He has a few ongoing characters, but his current one is Kathrin, a katana-wielding tiger girl who enjoys raw meat a bit too much, and has been described by [[Natalie]] (Pixelhead777) as "Nerve-wracking".
His Characters so far are:
*DarkPhoenix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): [[Fort Mayhem]] and My Rock
*David Argus: Fort Mayhem
*The Oh God of Household Weirdness, Argit: Fort Mayhem.
*Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): [[MY_ROCK!!|My Rock]], [[Waffle House #4741]], Fort Mayhem, [[The Mayhem Club|Club Mayhem]], Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
*Evil Box: Any off-topic page really
*Kathrin: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, [[LPW]], The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
*Joe: [[MKRP]]
*Antony: [[Steel Spork Inn]]
He also has a few other characters that appear now and then to add color to a place.

==Muses==
Book has currently one, rarely used Muse, called [[Evil Box]].
Maybe more will appear as time goes on.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

When the EGS Newbie thread moved to CMX, Book stopped giving gifts. But

==Art==
Theopenandclosedbook has a Dieventart account, on which there are a few of his stories from when he was 10, a badly drawn Freakachu, a badly drawn I'm Sorry For Comic, and a few fanfics

[[Category: Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category: Neutral]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category:Deviants]]

Original Sin

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:16:42 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

This is a sword, weilded by Jack the Antichrist (One of [[theopenandclosedbook|Books]] RP charactars).
----

The blade is bronze colored and the tip has been broken off by something, making it weak at stabbing. The blade is also a bit wider than normal. The hilt is wide, to block sword slashes, and is made from black iron. While not a pretty thing to look at, it does it's job of killing

Original Sin

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:16:01 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

This is a sword, weilded by Jack the Antichrist (One of [[theopenandclosedbooks|Books]] RP charactars).
----

The blade is bronze colored and the tip has been broken off by something, making it weak at stabbing. The blade is also a bit wider than normal. The hilt is wide, to block sword slashes, and is made from black iron. While not a pretty thing to look at, it does it's job of killing

Main Page

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:14:25 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

This here be the [[Mayhem Wiki]]. Fer [[Mayhem|The Mayhem Formerly Known As EGS]]. Kudos to [[Piebunny]] fer the idea. And find out [[how you can help]] build this and make it better.

==Today's Thing o' the Day:==
The Thing o' The Day is decided by pressing the "Random Page" button on the sidebar roughly once a day. If it lands on a page that seems sparse, consider this an encouragement to kick it up a notch with a blast from your spiceweasel. Bam!

[[EXtreme Ninja Plush Squad]]

==Places to Go, Things to Play With==
I just put stuff I could remember off the top o' me head and stuff I noticed on the [[First Page]]. Fill in the blanks, lest ye be [[V5'ed]], [[shrunken]], and given [[the Lommy Treatment]] 'till you die of heart failure!

===Active RPs===
Put a link to your RP here if we don't have it yet.
((Also now in alphabetical order. Please keep it that way, if possible. --cat))

*[[Abducted! the RP]]
*[[Anthro Academy RP]]
*[[Dead RPs RP Redux]]
*[[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar]] (''Restarting anew once the GM works out how to archive all the posts'')
*[[Magical School RP]]
*[[Meta-Human Twilight]]
*[[MKRP]]
*[[Moperville RP 3]]
*[[Naruto TS]]
*[[Nobody RP]]
*[[Pageturner RP]]
*[[Parthenon High]] (''probibly deceased'')
*[[Psion RP]]
*[[SeeD RP]] 2.0 (''probibly deceased'')
*[[Shards of the Heart RP]]
*[[Steel Spork Inn]] (''Version 3 Possibly Dead'')
*[[TF-RP: Tedd(/Tess) Forces]] (''Alive, but moved''00
*[[Twenty Something]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Dead RP's===
As the label says, these have either died, or gone on permanent hiatus.

*Adamant Anthro (''has been declared dead by its GM'')
*[[Aftermath II RP]]
*[[A League Of Their Own]] (''deceased'')
*[[Cyanide (Metal Gear Solid RP)]](''deceased'')
*[[Classmates RP]]
*[[Creation RP 2.0]] (''Creation RP III is now up'')
*[[Death of Mayhem]] (The Dead RPs RP)(''Yes, the irony has been noted...'')
*[[Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[DigimonRP]]
*[[Drifters III]]
*[[DreamWeavers RP]]
*[[Duplicates RP]]
*[[Edge of the Abyss : City of Twilight]] (''status uncertain, but probably deceased'')
*[[Fade, The Second Age of Man]]
*[[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]] (''deceased'')
*[[Free for all Fantasy RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Frink!]]
*[[Frink II]] (''deceased'')
*[[Golden Sun: Age of Alchemy]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale Town RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale 2.0]]
*[[Gunslinger Chronicles RP]](''deceased'')
*[[HHFO Again!]](''deceased'')
*[[Hyperspace RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[I see Dice]] (''deceased'')
*[[KeenFans RP 2.01]] (''deceased'')
*[[Moperville RP]]
*[[Moperville RP 2.0]]
*[[Moperville RP 2.5]]
*[[Nest RP]]
*[[New Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Omega League Battle Tournament RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[One Piece RP]]
*[[Rising Moon RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Tantalus RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] (''deceased'')
*[[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] (''deceased'')
*[[Thunderchild RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[The World We Live In]]
*[[Transgenics RP 2.0]]
*[[Villains RP]]
*[[War!|War Threads]]
*[[Wingies]] (''deceased'')
*[[Zombies! RP]] (''deceased'')

===Proposed Future RP's===
A slot for shamelessly advertising RP's that might otherwise get buried before anyone can read about them, much less sign up for them.

*[[Archetype RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=101743 "An RP that I can't tell you the name of"]
*[[Hellmouth/Demon Hunter RP]]
*[[Legends: The Imprisoning War RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96118 Mayhem RP Ideas Repository]
*[[Psychic war RP]]
*[[Red River RP]]
*[[Warhammer40Kesque RP]]
*[[Coexistence RP]]
*[[Colonies of Sol]]
*[[survival/horror]]
*[[Star Breeze]]

===Active Games===
Got a game? Is it not here? Make a page on it and linky linky!

*[[Genie Training]]
*[[Munchkin]] (''These games keep popping out every so often, but eventually die'')
*[[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]] (''Dead'')
*[[Rhyming Game]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[The MAT]]
*[[two letters away]]
*[[Word Association]]
*[[Word Chain]]
*Word Disassociation (see [[Word Association]])
*[[MY ROCK!!]]

===Dead Games===
Games that have either died or went on a lasting hiatus

*[[Advanced Genie Training]]
*[[Battle of the Pics]]
*[[Defenestrate the previous poster]]
*[[Do something unpleasant to the previous poster!]]
*[[Goonmanji]]

===Active Thingies That Might Be Games and Might Be RPs, But We Don't Know Which===
Yeah. Pretty self explanatory.

*[[carrot..?]]
*[[Keep me alive! (Or the Alphabet gets it)]] (Now known as "The KMA Thread") (''deceased'')
*[[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]
*[[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]]
*[[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]
*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]] (''deceased'')
*[[Fort Mayhem]]
*[[The Mayhem Club]] (''Dead'')

===The "Say Something About" Threads===
These are threads where the goal is to say something about other posters. A couple even want you to try to predict the future.

*[[Say Something About Everybody]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[Say something about the NEXT poster!]]
*[[Why should the last poster be banned?]]
*[[Complain about the previous poster]]
* Say something about Matt (''Dead'')

===Rate Your Fellow Bunnies Topics===
Topics that evaluate your self worth. Are you brave enough to enter?

*[[Rate the above person's signature!]]
*[[Rate the above person's avatar!]]

===[[:Category:Bunnies|Bunny Database]]===
Put your Mayhem username here, and you can make an article on yourself, your avvie, and (please?) a comprehensive list of your characters. Now in convenient alphabetical order!

*[[A Fan]]
*[[Ajac]]
*[[AkaraAri]] <- not editting page due to not having anything nice to say.
*[[Alex Mage]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[Amon star|Amon Star]]
*[[Ankhareon]]
*[[Anti-Paragon]]
*[[Archanon]]
*[[Atashi-Cloud]]
*[[Author-Man]]
*[[B.T. Isaac]] - under construction
*[[Bainhart]]
*[[Berk]]
*[[BigmanfromSC]]
*[[BigNutter]]
*[[BinaryWraith]]
*[[Blinkdog]]
*[[Brylian_Troy]]
*[[Burningblood]]
*[[Cameo]]
*[[Campsoup1988]]
*[[catldr24]]
*[[CFriis]]
*[[Cheez]]
*[[ChronosCat]]
*[[Cidhighwind767]]
*[[Ciennas]]
*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]] - Please comment.
*[[ChroniclerC]]
*[[Clan rHrN]]
*[[Clawlikedragon]]
*[[CPUX]]
*[[Dai Ebisu]]
*[[Davecom3]]
*[[Dayantis]]
*[[Demonic Gophers]]
*[[Dekupower]]
*[[Drayco]]
*[[Dreestith]]
*[[Drow Bunny]]
*[[Eternaljwh|eternaljwh]]
*[[Evilgamer]]
*[[FerretBob]]
*[[FortMax]]
*[[Grim Atescu]]
*[[Grom]]
*[[HammerQueen]]
*[[Helseth]]
*[[Hotrodwinston]]
*[[HomerNet]] (see also [[Dame HelenNet]]
*[[Icedude]]
*[[IceTigerLily]] <- New Section - LEAVE YOUR MARK!
*[[User:Ineluki|Ineluki]]
*[[Jake R]] (OH MAN I AM SO ASHAMED OF NOT GETTING TO THIS EARLIER. -Jake)
*[[Jbenant]]
*[[Jenerix525]]
*[[Jeremy_I_Am]]
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]
*[[Jfan999]]
*[[Joat]]
*[[Jonixlord]]
*[[JONJONAUG]]
*[[Jorlem]]
*[[Jstone]]
*[[Kalga]]
*[[Kgirl1992]]
*[[KillerFish]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Kraggi]]
*[[Krid]]
*[[Kum-El]]
*[[KylenPhylar]] Page coming soon
*[[Kyrio]]
*[[LittleBeast]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Malachy19]]
*[[MDM]]
*[[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]
*[[MOOMANiBE]] <- Edit this page! :D
*[[Mousekrod]]
*[[Mythos]]
*[[MysticForms]]
*[[nightshadow]]
*[[nokvok]]
*[[NumberFourtyThree]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Paradox244]]
*[[PhaethonH]] - resident Sandbox abuser.
*[[Phoenix08]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[PixelHead777]]
*[[Pixelnator]]
*[[ProfessorTomoe]]
*[[psycho_BUNNY]]
*[[Q99]]
*[[Random_Sage]]
*[[RandomBunny | : )]]
*[[Raekuul]]
*[[Reaver225]]
*[[Reverend Hatman]]
*[[RichM90071]]
*[[S. Illus]]
*[[Sanchay]]
*[[Saric Krass]]
*[[Scribble_the_Scribe]]
*[[Serendipity_EGS|Serendipity_EGS (Serendipity, Ser)]] <- Page needs updating/redoing!
*[[Shadowwing]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Sirtalmor]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Squato]]
*[[Sven8705]]
*[[Tacharan]]
*[[Tadpole]]
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Teleros]]
*[[The Kool]]
*[[Theopenandclosedbook]]
*[[TingYi]]
*[[Trumpet of Doom]] <-under construction
*[[Twilightdusk]]
*[[UltimateRandom]]
*[[vampiress_kat]]
*[[vitrial]]--- has taken back his claim to never get a page, but you still don't have to read it
*[[VM mercenary]]
*[[VOR]]
*[[WalkerBoh]]
*[[Whackamole]] Whose name DOES appear correctly, the '2' on the forums is due to Technical Constraints.
*[[Windzarko]]
*[[Xepharon]]
*[[Youwillneverknow]]
*[[Yun]]
*[[Zerras]]
*[[Zolis]]

===Bunny Artists===
Do you want others to see your artwork? Do you need a project, and wouldn't mind if someone gave you one? No? POST YOUR NAME ANYWAYS. This is the Bunny Artists list.

* Currently Empty

===Mayhem History===
And lo! Darkshive made a post of the rules, largely copied from those of the EGS Forum! And Mayhem was born, and we saw that it was good. Now fill in the rest, please.

*[[The origin of Mayhem]]
*[[The Plague of 2006]]
*[[The Enigma Incident]]
*[[The Crossover Wars]]
*[[The Great Migration]]

===Waffles===
A tasty breakfast food, though inferior to lesbians.

*[[Breakfast]]
*[[Lesbians]]
*[[Waffles]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Other===
Important things that don't fit elsewhere
*[[Bunny Code]]
*[[Bunny Leveling System Version 2.9]]
*[[Bunny Locator]]
*[[El Goonish Shive Smilies]]
*[[Hammerspace]]
*[[Mayhem Laws of Physics]]
*[[MDM's Giant Closet]]
*[[Muses]]
*[[Newbie packs]]
*[[Newbie intro thread]]
*[[Operation Lagomorph]]
*[[Order of the Bunny]]
*[[Owl]]
*[[Sexy-Awesome]]
*[[Squata]]
*[[The Sentient Hailstorm]]
*[[Uryuomoco]]

Main Page

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:11:16 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

This here be the [[Mayhem Wiki]]. Fer [[Mayhem|The Mayhem Formerly Known As EGS]]. Kudos to [[Piebunny]] fer the idea. And find out [[how you can help]] build this and make it better.

==Today's Thing o' the Day:==
The Thing o' The Day is decided by pressing the "Random Page" button on the sidebar roughly once a day. If it lands on a page that seems sparse, consider this an encouragement to kick it up a notch with a blast from your spiceweasel. Bam!

[[EXtreme Ninja Plush Squad]]

==Places to Go, Things to Play With==
I just put stuff I could remember off the top o' me head and stuff I noticed on the [[First Page]]. Fill in the blanks, lest ye be [[V5'ed]], [[shrunken]], and given [[the Lommy Treatment]] 'till you die of heart failure!

===Active RPs===
Put a link to your RP here if we don't have it yet.
((Also now in alphabetical order. Please keep it that way, if possible. --cat))

*[[Abducted! the RP]]
*[[Anthro Academy RP]]
*[[Dead RPs RP Redux]]
*[[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar]] (''Restarting anew once the GM works out how to archive all the posts'')
*[[Magical School RP]]
*[[Meta-Human Twilight]]
*[[MKRP]]
*[[Moperville RP 3]]
*[[Naruto TS]]
*[[Nobody RP]]
*[[Pageturner RP]]
*[[Parthenon High]] (''probibly deceased'')
*[[Psion RP]]
*[[SeeD RP]] 2.0 (''probibly deceased'')
*[[Shards of the Heart RP]]
*[[Steel Spork Inn]] (''Version 3 Possibly Dead'')
*[[TF-RP: Tedd(/Tess) Forces]] (''Alive, but moved''00
*[[Twenty Something]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Dead RP's===
As the label says, these have either died, or gone on permanent hiatus.

*Adamant Anthro (''has been declared dead by its GM'')
*[[Aftermath II RP]]
*[[A League Of Their Own]] (''deceased'')
*[[Cyanide (Metal Gear Solid RP)]](''deceased'')
*[[Classmates RP]]
*[[Creation RP 2.0]] (''Creation RP III is now up'')
*[[Death of Mayhem]] (The Dead RPs RP)(''Yes, the irony has been noted...'')
*[[Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[DigimonRP]]
*[[Drifters III]]
*[[DreamWeavers RP]]
*[[Duplicates RP]]
*[[Edge of the Abyss : City of Twilight]] (''status uncertain, but probably deceased'')
*[[Fade, The Second Age of Man]]
*[[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]] (''deceased'')
*[[Free for all Fantasy RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Frink!]]
*[[Frink II]] (''deceased'')
*[[Golden Sun: Age of Alchemy]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale Town RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale 2.0]]
*[[Gunslinger Chronicles RP]](''deceased'')
*[[HHFO Again!]](''deceased'')
*[[Hyperspace RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[I see Dice]] (''deceased'')
*[[KeenFans RP 2.01]] (''deceased'')
*Moperville RP
*[[Moperville RP 2.0]]
*Moperville RP 2.5
*[[Nest RP]]
*[[New Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Omega League Battle Tournament RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[One Piece RP]]
*[[Rising Moon RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Tantalus RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] (''deceased'')
*[[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] (''deceased'')
*[[Thunderchild RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[The World We Live In]]
*[[Transgenics RP 2.0]]
*[[Villains RP]]
*[[War!|War Threads]]
*[[Wingies]] (''deceased'')
*[[Zombies! RP]] (''deceased'')

===Proposed Future RP's===
A slot for shamelessly advertising RP's that might otherwise get buried before anyone can read about them, much less sign up for them.

*[[Archetype RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=101743 "An RP that I can't tell you the name of"]
*[[Hellmouth/Demon Hunter RP]]
*[[Legends: The Imprisoning War RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96118 Mayhem RP Ideas Repository]
*[[Psychic war RP]]
*[[Red River RP]]
*[[Warhammer40Kesque RP]]
*[[Coexistence RP]]
*[[Colonies of Sol]]
*[[survival/horror]]

===Active Games===
Got a game? Is it not here? Make a page on it and linky linky!

*[[Genie Training]]
*[[Munchkin]]
*[[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]]
*[[Rhyming Game]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[The MAT]]
*[[two letters away]]
*[[Word Association]]
*[[Word Chain]]
*Word Disassociation (see [[Word Association]])
*[[MY ROCK!!]]

===Dead Games===
Games that have either died or went on a lasting hiatus

*[[Advanced Genie Training]]
*[[Battle of the Pics]]
*[[Defenestrate the previous poster]]
*[[Do something unpleasant to the previous poster!]]
*[[Goonmanji]]

===Active Thingies That Might Be Games and Might Be RPs, But We Don't Know Which===
Yeah. Pretty self explanatory.

*[[carrot..?]]
*[[Keep me alive! (Or the Alphabet gets it)]] (Now known as "The KMA Thread") (''deceased'')
*[[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]
*[[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]]
*[[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]
*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]] (''deceased'')
*[[Fort Mayhem]]
*[[The Mayhem Club]]

===The "Say Something About" Threads===
These are threads where the goal is to say something about other posters. A couple even want you to try to predict the future.

*[[Say Something About Everybody]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[Say something about the NEXT poster!]]
*[[Why should the last poster be banned?]]
*[[Complain about the previous poster]]
* Say something about Matt

===Rate Your Fellow Bunnies Topics===
Topics that evaluate your self worth. Are you brave enough to enter?

*[[Rate the above person's signature!]]
*[[Rate the above person's avatar!]]

===[[:Category:Bunnies|Bunny Database]]===
Put your Mayhem username here, and you can make an article on yourself, your avvie, and (please?) a comprehensive list of your characters. Now in convenient alphabetical order!

*[[A Fan]]
*[[Ajac]]
*[[AkaraAri]] <- not editting page due to not having anything nice to say.
*[[Alex Mage]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[Amon star|Amon Star]]
*[[Ankhareon]]
*[[Anti-Paragon]]
*[[Archanon]]
*[[Atashi-Cloud]]
*[[Author-Man]]
*[[B.T. Isaac]] - under construction
*[[Bainhart]]
*[[Berk]]
*[[BigmanfromSC]]
*[[BigNutter]]
*[[BinaryWraith]]
*[[Blinkdog]]
*[[Brylian_Troy]]
*[[Burningblood]]
*[[Cameo]]
*[[Campsoup1988]]
*[[catldr24]]
*[[CFriis]]
*[[Cheez]]
*[[ChronosCat]]
*[[Cidhighwind767]]
*[[Ciennas]]
*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]] - Please comment.
*[[ChroniclerC]]
*[[Clan rHrN]]
*[[Clawlikedragon]]
*[[CPUX]]
*[[Dai Ebisu]]
*[[Davecom3]]
*[[Dayantis]]
*[[Demonic Gophers]]
*[[Dekupower]]
*[[Drayco]]
*[[Dreestith]]
*[[Drow Bunny]]
*[[Eternaljwh|eternaljwh]]
*[[Evilgamer]]
*[[FerretBob]]
*[[FortMax]]
*[[Grim Atescu]]
*[[Grom]]
*[[HammerQueen]]
*[[Helseth]]
*[[Hotrodwinston]]
*[[HomerNet]] (see also [[Dame HelenNet]]
*[[Icedude]]
*[[IceTigerLily]] <- New Section - LEAVE YOUR MARK!
*[[User:Ineluki|Ineluki]]
*[[Jake R]] (OH MAN I AM SO ASHAMED OF NOT GETTING TO THIS EARLIER. -Jake)
*[[Jbenant]]
*[[Jenerix525]]
*[[Jeremy_I_Am]]
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]
*[[Jfan999]]
*[[Joat]]
*[[Jonixlord]]
*[[JONJONAUG]]
*[[Jorlem]]
*[[Jstone]]
*[[Kalga]]
*[[Kgirl1992]]
*[[KillerFish]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Kraggi]]
*[[Krid]]
*[[Kum-El]]
*[[KylenPhylar]] Page coming soon
*[[Kyrio]]
*[[LittleBeast]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Malachy19]]
*[[MDM]]
*[[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]
*[[MOOMANiBE]] <- Edit this page! :D
*[[Mousekrod]]
*[[Mythos]]
*[[MysticForms]]
*[[nightshadow]]
*[[nokvok]]
*[[NumberFourtyThree]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Paradox244]]
*[[PhaethonH]] - resident Sandbox abuser.
*[[Phoenix08]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[PixelHead777]]
*[[Pixelnator]]
*[[ProfessorTomoe]]
*[[psycho_BUNNY]]
*[[Q99]]
*[[Random_Sage]]
*[[RandomBunny | : )]]
*[[Raekuul]]
*[[Reaver225]]
*[[Reverend Hatman]]
*[[RichM90071]]
*[[S. Illus]]
*[[Sanchay]]
*[[Saric Krass]]
*[[Scribble_the_Scribe]]
*[[Serendipity_EGS|Serendipity_EGS (Serendipity, Ser)]] <- Page needs updating/redoing!
*[[Shadowwing]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Sirtalmor]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Squato]]
*[[Sven8705]]
*[[Tacharan]]
*[[Tadpole]]
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Teleros]]
*[[The Kool]]
*[[Theopenandclosedbook]]
*[[TingYi]]
*[[Trumpet of Doom]] <-under construction
*[[Twilightdusk]]
*[[UltimateRandom]]
*[[vampiress_kat]]
*[[vitrial]]--- has taken back his claim to never get a page, but you still don't have to read it
*[[VM mercenary]]
*[[VOR]]
*[[WalkerBoh]]
*[[Whackamole]] Whose name DOES appear correctly, the '2' on the forums is due to Technical Constraints.
*[[Windzarko]]
*[[Xepharon]]
*[[Youwillneverknow]]
*[[Yun]]
*[[Zerras]]
*[[Zolis]]

===Bunny Artists===
Do you want others to see your artwork? Do you need a project, and wouldn't mind if someone gave you one? No? POST YOUR NAME ANYWAYS. This is the Bunny Artists list.

* Currently Empty

===Mayhem History===
And lo! Darkshive made a post of the rules, largely copied from those of the EGS Forum! And Mayhem was born, and we saw that it was good. Now fill in the rest, please.

*[[The origin of Mayhem]]
*[[The Plague of 2006]]
*[[The Enigma Incident]]
*[[The Crossover Wars]]
*[[The Great Migration]]

===Waffles===
A tasty breakfast food, though inferior to lesbians.

*[[Breakfast]]
*[[Lesbians]]
*[[Waffles]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Other===
Important things that don't fit elsewhere
*[[Bunny Code]]
*[[Bunny Leveling System Version 2.9]]
*[[Bunny Locator]]
*[[El Goonish Shive Smilies]]
*[[Hammerspace]]
*[[Mayhem Laws of Physics]]
*[[MDM's Giant Closet]]
*[[Newbie packs]]
*[[Newbie intro thread]]
*[[Operation Lagomorph]]
*[[Order of the Bunny]]
*[[Owl]]
*[[Sexy-Awesome]]
*[[Squata]]
*[[The Sentient Hailstorm]]
*[[Uryuomoco]]

Main Page

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:07:26 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

This here be the [[Mayhem Wiki]]. Fer [[Mayhem|The Mayhem Formerly Known As EGS]]. Kudos to [[Piebunny]] fer the idea. And find out [[how you can help]] build this and make it better.

==Today's Thing o' the Day:==
The Thing o' The Day is decided by pressing the "Random Page" button on the sidebar roughly once a day. If it lands on a page that seems sparse, consider this an encouragement to kick it up a notch with a blast from your spiceweasel. Bam!

[[EXtreme Ninja Plush Squad]]

==Places to Go, Things to Play With==
I just put stuff I could remember off the top o' me head and stuff I noticed on the [[First Page]]. Fill in the blanks, lest ye be [[V5'ed]], [[shrunken]], and given [[the Lommy Treatment]] 'till you die of heart failure!

===Active RPs===
Put a link to your RP here if we don't have it yet.
((Also now in alphabetical order. Please keep it that way, if possible. --cat))

*[[Abducted! the RP]]
*[[A Cursed Few]]
*[[Anthro Academy RP]]
*[[Bleach RP]]
*[[Celtar 2.0]]
*[[Chaotic Intentions]]
*[[Contaminated RP]]
*[[Dead RPs RP Redux]]
*[[Fantasy RP]]
*[[H. G. Wells High]]
*[[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar]] (''current status is uncertain...'')
*[[Magical School RP]]
*[[Meta-Human Twilight]]
*[[MKRP]]
*[[Moperville RP 3]]
*[[Myriad Genesis]]
*[[Na-Seol RP]]
*[[Naruto TS]]
*[[New Saviors RP]]
*[[Pageturner RP]]
*[[Parthenon High]] (''possibly deceased'')
*[[Psion RP]]
*[[SeeD RP]] 2.0
*[[Shards of the Heart RP]]
*[[Steel Spork Inn]]
*[[TF-RP: Tedd(/Tess) Forces]]
*[[Twenty Something]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]
*[[Warhammer Fantasy RP]]

===Dead RP's===
As the label says, these have either died, or gone on permanent hiatus.

*Adamant Anthro (''has been declared dead by its GM'')
*[[Aftermath II RP]]
*[[A League Of Their Own]] (''deceased'')
*[[Cyanide (Metal Gear Solid RP)]](''deceased'')
*[[Classmates RP]]
*[[Creation RP 2.0]] (''Creation RP III is now up'')
*[[Death of Mayhem]] (The Dead RPs RP)(''Yes, the irony has been noted...'')
*[[Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[DigimonRP]]
*[[Drifters III]]
*[[DreamWeavers RP]]
*[[Duplicates RP]]
*[[Edge of the Abyss : City of Twilight]] (''status uncertain, but probably deceased'')
*[[Fade, The Second Age of Man]]
*[[Fifth-Dimensional Hardware Store]] (''deceased'')
*[[Free for all Fantasy RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Frink!]]
*[[Frink II]] (''deceased'')
*[[Golden Sun: Age of Alchemy]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale Town RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Grassvale 2.0]]
*[[Gunslinger Chronicles RP]](''deceased'')
*[[HHFO Again!]](''deceased'')
*[[Hyperspace RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[I see Dice]] (''deceased'')
*[[KeenFans RP 2.01]] (''deceased'')
*Moperville RP
*[[Moperville RP 2.0]]
*Moperville RP 2.5
*[[Nest RP]]
*[[New Discworld RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Omega League Battle Tournament RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[One Piece RP]]
*[[Rising Moon RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Tantalus RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] (''deceased'')
*[[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] (''deceased'')
*[[Thunderchild RP]] (''deceased'')
*[[The World We Live In]]
*[[Transgenics RP 2.0]]
*[[Villains RP]]
*[[War!|War Threads]]
*[[Wingies]] (''deceased'')
*[[Zombies! RP]] (''deceased'')

===Proposed Future RP's===
A slot for shamelessly advertising RP's that might otherwise get buried before anyone can read about them, much less sign up for them.

*[[Archetype RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=101743 "An RP that I can't tell you the name of"]
*[[Hellmouth/Demon Hunter RP]]
*[[Legends: The Imprisoning War RP]]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96118 Mayhem RP Ideas Repository]
*[[Psychic war RP]]
*[[Red River RP]]
*[[Warhammer40Kesque RP]]
*[[Coexistence RP]]
*[[Colonies of Sol]]
*[[survival/horror]]

===Active Games===
Got a game? Is it not here? Make a page on it and linky linky!

*[[Genie Training]]
*[[Munchkin]]
*[[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]]
*[[Rhyming Game]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[The MAT]]
*[[two letters away]]
*[[Word Association]]
*[[Word Chain]]
*Word Disassociation (see [[Word Association]])
*[[MY ROCK!!]]

===Dead Games===
Games that have either died or went on a lasting hiatus

*[[Advanced Genie Training]]
*[[Battle of the Pics]]
*[[Defenestrate the previous poster]]
*[[Do something unpleasant to the previous poster!]]
*[[Goonmanji]]

===Active Thingies That Might Be Games and Might Be RPs, But We Don't Know Which===
Yeah. Pretty self explanatory.

*[[carrot..?]]
*[[Keep me alive! (Or the Alphabet gets it)]] (Now known as "The KMA Thread") (''deceased'')
*[[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]
*[[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]]
*[[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]
*[[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]] (''deceased'')
*[[Fort Mayhem]]
*[[The Mayhem Club]]

===The "Say Something About" Threads===
These are threads where the goal is to say something about other posters. A couple even want you to try to predict the future.

*[[Say Something About Everybody]]
*[[Say something about the last poster!]]
*[[Say something about the NEXT poster!]]
*[[Why should the last poster be banned?]]
*[[Complain about the previous poster]]
* Say something about Matt

===Rate Your Fellow Bunnies Topics===
Topics that evaluate your self worth. Are you brave enough to enter?

*[[Rate the above person's signature!]]
*[[Rate the above person's avatar!]]

===[[:Category:Bunnies|Bunny Database]]===
Put your Mayhem username here, and you can make an article on yourself, your avvie, and (please?) a comprehensive list of your characters. Now in convenient alphabetical order!

*[[A Fan]]
*[[Ajac]]
*[[AkaraAri]] <- not editting page due to not having anything nice to say.
*[[Alex Mage]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[Amon star|Amon Star]]
*[[Ankhareon]]
*[[Anti-Paragon]]
*[[Archanon]]
*[[Atashi-Cloud]]
*[[Author-Man]]
*[[B.T. Isaac]] - under construction
*[[Bainhart]]
*[[Berk]]
*[[BigmanfromSC]]
*[[BigNutter]]
*[[BinaryWraith]]
*[[Blinkdog]]
*[[Brylian_Troy]]
*[[Burningblood]]
*[[Cameo]]
*[[Campsoup1988]]
*[[catldr24]]
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*[[Cheez]]
*[[ChronosCat]]
*[[Cidhighwind767]]
*[[Ciennas]]
*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]] - Please comment.
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*[[CPUX]]
*[[Dai Ebisu]]
*[[Davecom3]]
*[[Dayantis]]
*[[Demonic Gophers]]
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*[[FerretBob]]
*[[FortMax]]
*[[Grim Atescu]]
*[[Grom]]
*[[HammerQueen]]
*[[Helseth]]
*[[Hotrodwinston]]
*[[HomerNet]] (see also [[Dame HelenNet]]
*[[Icedude]]
*[[IceTigerLily]] <- New Section - LEAVE YOUR MARK!
*[[User:Ineluki|Ineluki]]
*[[Jake R]] (OH MAN I AM SO ASHAMED OF NOT GETTING TO THIS EARLIER. -Jake)
*[[Jbenant]]
*[[Jenerix525]]
*[[Jeremy_I_Am]]
*[[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]
*[[Jfan999]]
*[[Joat]]
*[[Jonixlord]]
*[[JONJONAUG]]
*[[Jorlem]]
*[[Jstone]]
*[[Kalga]]
*[[Kgirl1992]]
*[[KillerFish]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Kraggi]]
*[[Krid]]
*[[Kum-El]]
*[[KylenPhylar]] Page coming soon
*[[Kyrio]]
*[[LittleBeast]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Malachy19]]
*[[MDM]]
*[[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]]
*[[MOOMANiBE]] <- Edit this page! :D
*[[Mousekrod]]
*[[Mythos]]
*[[MysticForms]]
*[[nightshadow]]
*[[nokvok]]
*[[NumberFourtyThree]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Paradox244]]
*[[PhaethonH]] - resident Sandbox abuser.
*[[Phoenix08]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[PixelHead777]]
*[[Pixelnator]]
*[[ProfessorTomoe]]
*[[psycho_BUNNY]]
*[[Q99]]
*[[Random_Sage]]
*[[RandomBunny | : )]]
*[[Raekuul]]
*[[Reaver225]]
*[[Reverend Hatman]]
*[[RichM90071]]
*[[S. Illus]]
*[[Sanchay]]
*[[Saric Krass]]
*[[Scribble_the_Scribe]]
*[[Serendipity_EGS|Serendipity_EGS (Serendipity, Ser)]] <- Page needs updating/redoing!
*[[Shadowwing]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Sirtalmor]] <-undergoing heavy construction.
*[[Squato]]
*[[Sven8705]]
*[[Tacharan]]
*[[Tadpole]]
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Teleros]]
*[[The Kool]]
*[[Theopenandclosedbook]]
*[[TingYi]]
*[[Trumpet of Doom]] <-under construction
*[[Twilightdusk]]
*[[UltimateRandom]]
*[[vampiress_kat]]
*[[vitrial]]--- has taken back his claim to never get a page, but you still don't have to read it
*[[VM mercenary]]
*[[VOR]]
*[[WalkerBoh]]
*[[Whackamole]] Whose name DOES appear correctly, the '2' on the forums is due to Technical Constraints.
*[[Windzarko]]
*[[Xepharon]]
*[[Youwillneverknow]]
*[[Yun]]
*[[Zerras]]
*[[Zolis]]

===Bunny Artists===
Do you want others to see your artwork? Do you need a project, and wouldn't mind if someone gave you one? No? POST YOUR NAME ANYWAYS. This is the Bunny Artists list.

* Currently Empty

===Mayhem History===
And lo! Darkshive made a post of the rules, largely copied from those of the EGS Forum! And Mayhem was born, and we saw that it was good. Now fill in the rest, please.

*[[The origin of Mayhem]]
*[[The Plague of 2006]]
*[[The Enigma Incident]]
*[[The Crossover Wars]]
*[[The Great Migration]]

===Waffles===
A tasty breakfast food, though inferior to lesbians.

*[[Breakfast]]
*[[Lesbians]]
*[[Waffles]]
*[[Waffle House #4741]]

===Other===
Important things that don't fit elsewhere
*[[Bunny Code]]
*[[Bunny Leveling System Version 2.9]]
*[[Bunny Locator]]
*[[El Goonish Shive Smilies]]
*[[Hammerspace]]
*[[Mayhem Laws of Physics]]
*[[MDM's Giant Closet]]
*[[Newbie packs]]
*[[Newbie intro thread]]
*[[Operation Lagomorph]]
*[[Order of the Bunny]]
*[[Owl]]
*[[Sexy-Awesome]]
*[[Squata]]
*[[The Sentient Hailstorm]]
*[[Uryuomoco]]

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:35:29 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Short History==
'''Theopenandclosedbook''' lives in a pocket dimension of Hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuses to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will leave his dimension for short times, and enter the Mayhem worlds; when asked why he does this, he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things through, but means well. He is currently a Juggernaut, friend to [[PixelHead777]] and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus [[Kalga]], Valgaav, and [[Mahadeo]]/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting. Currently at war with [[MDM]] in [[carrot..?]].

==Rping==
Book loves RPing about anything. He has a few ongoing characters, but his current one is Kathrin, a katana-wielding tiger girl who enjoys raw meat a bit to0 much, and has been described by [[Natalie]] (Pixelhead777) as "Nerve-wracking".
His Characters so far are:
*DarkPhoenix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): [[Fort Mayhem]] and My Rock
*David Argus: Fort Mayhem
*The Oh God of Household Weirdness, Argit: Fort Mayhem.
*Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): [[MY_ROCK!!|My Rock]], [[Waffle House #4741]], Fort Mayhem, [[The Mayhem Club|Club Mayhem]], Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
*Evil Box: Any off-topic page really
*Kathrin: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, [[LPW]], The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
*Joe: [[MKRP]]
*Antony: [[Steel Spork Inn]]
He also has a few other characters that appear now and then to add color to a place.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

==Art==
Theopenandclosedbook has a Dieventart account, on which there are a few of his stories from when he was 10, a badly drawn Freakachu, a badly drawn I'm Sorry For Comic, and a few fanfics

[[Category: Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category: Neutral]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category:Deviants]]

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:34:40 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Short History==
'''Theopenandclosedbook''' lives in a pocket dimension of Hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuses to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will leave his dimension for short times, and enter the Mayhem worlds; when asked why he does this, he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things through, but means well. He is currently a Juggernaut, friend to [[PixelHead777]] and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus [[Kalga]], Valgaav, and [[Mahadeo]]/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting. Currently at war with [[MDM]] in [[carrot..?]].

==Rping==
Book loves RPing about anything. He has a few ongoing characters, but his current one is Kathrin, a katana-wielding tiger girl who enjoys raw meat a bit to0 much, and has been described by [[Natalie]] (Pixelhead777) as "Nerve-wracking".
His Characters so far are:
*DarkPhoenix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): [[Fort Mayhem]] and My Rock
*David Argus: Fort Mayhem
*The Oh God of Household Weirdness, Argit: Fort Mayhem.
*Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): [[MY_ROCK!!|My Rock]], [[Waffle House #4741]], Fort Mayhem, [[The Mayhem Club|Club Mayhem]], Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
*Evil Box: Any off-topic page really
*Kathrin: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, [[LPW]], The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
*Joe: [[MKRP]]
*Antony: [[Steel Spork Inn]]
He also has a few other characters that appear now and then to add color to a place.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

==Art==
Theopenandclosedbook has a Dieventart account, on which there are a few of his stories from when he was 10, a badly drawn Freakachu, a badly drawn I'm Sorry For Comic, and a few fanfics

[[Category: Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category: Neutral]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category:Artbunnies]]

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:32:40 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Short History==
'''Theopenandclosedbook''' lives in a pocket dimension of Hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuses to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will leave his dimension for short times, and enter the Mayhem worlds; when asked why he does this, he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things through, but means well. He is currently a Juggernaut, friend to [[PixelHead777]] and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus [[Kalga]], Valgaav, and [[Mahadeo]]/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting. Currently at war with [[MDM]] in [[carrot..?]].

==Rping==
Book loves RPing about anything. He has a few ongoing characters, but his current one is Kathrin, a katana-wielding tiger girl who enjoys raw meat a bit to0 much, and has been described by [[Natalie]] (Pixelhead777) as "Nerve-wracking".
His Characters so far are:
*DarkPhoenix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): [[Fort Mayhem]] and My Rock
*David Argus: Fort Mayhem
*The Oh God of Household Weirdness, Argit: Fort Mayhem.
*Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): [[MY_ROCK!!|My Rock]], [[Waffle House #4741]], Fort Mayhem, [[The Mayhem Club|Club Mayhem]], Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
*Evil Box: Any off-topic page really
*Kathrin: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, [[LPW]], The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
*Joe: [[MKRP]]
*Antony: [[Steel Spork Inn]]
He also has a few other characters that appear now and then to add color to a place.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

[[Category: Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category: Neutral]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]
[[Category: Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category:Artbunnies]]

MDM's Giant Closet

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:28:55 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

It's big and has horrible things inside of it. Don't go in there unless you like unspeakably horrible things.

The one time any one was stupid enought to enter it [[theopenandclosedbook|*CoughBookCough*]], the result created a giant puddle of terrified Urine

[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]

MDM's Giant Closet

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:27:53 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Evil Box

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:50:49 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Book version of Eva

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:49:13 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

'''MDM''' is a easy-going, fun-loving person who recently joined Mayhem. He prefers to be called MDM, but will answer to Evan, his persona in [[LPW]].

MDM is lawful order, although he does occasionally give in to his inner chaos. Evildoers beware. He also may choose to go Grammar Police when necessary. DO NOT INSULT GRAMMAR IN HIS PRESENCE!!!!!

MDM gives out [[TF gun]] mod kits for shooting [[tractor beams]] and jars of Atomic Fireballs.

He inadvertently released the terror known as [[Mayhem Needs a Moderator]] upon the bunnies of Mayhem. It was originally intended to be a poll that quickly ballooned out of proportions. After several attempts to restore order (ultimately failing), MDM withdrew from the thread.

Inventor of the [[Super Headwall]], [[Mega-Headwall]], the [[Giga-Headwall]], and the supremely dangerous [[Breaching Whale Attack]] which he uses on extremely rare occasions, or when someone is extremely stupid and decides to throw him in the ocean. This happened to [[Youwillneverknow]] once, but [[Nathan]] blocked it.

Will occasionally speak as Octavian, a fully-sentient Galactic Union artificial intelligence. So far, there have been two forms of Octavian observed: OOctavian, the OOC AI, and [[IC Octavian]], who so far has only appeared in Fort Mayhem. What has been confirmed, however, is that OOctavian is to MDM as [[Evil Box]] is to [[Theopenandclosedbook]]. IC Octavian is actually a gentlemanly type who will aid people whenever he can. Will also occasionally speak as [[Eva]], the female version of his LPW character, or as [[The Sentient Hailstorm]], something that came into existence as a result of something Anti-Paragon said.

Has a [[MDM's Giant Closet|closet]] that has only been mentioned once; reputed to contain horrible things. Also contains a book on how to reverse brainwashing.

Inventory: TF Rifle with portal, tractor beam, and fireworks mods, cookie, squirrel teddy, dead fish, waffle, dungeon map, hand-forged pocketknife, Kevlar rope, dungeon master's hat, My Rock plushie, everlasting sketch book, catnip mouse, ball of yarn, genuine mood ring, dewrag, jar of Atomic Fireballs, infinite bag of dice, X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System X-001, GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, GR-9 heavy blaster pistol.

In Carrot?..., set in motion a chain of events that resulted in the bunny Mandros gaining ownership of several dozen clone baby aliens.

Is in the process of writing [[MDM's Mayhem FanFic]], which will feature all the well-known active and semi-active bunnies.

Purposely caused [[Eva]] to eat an evil cookie, subsequently unleashing a new horror.

Strongly dislikes [[Youwillneverknow]] because he constantly disregards everything anyone says and imposes his own absurdly stupid rules in place of them. Also, YWNK god-modes without being reprimanded.

His character [[Albert Redstone]] is the current Grand Duke of [[Moritania]].

Has a rather high tolerance level.

Creator of [[MDM's Spaceship Battle Thread]].

Is royally baffled by the storm of randomosity that is [[Kraggi]]. Also, recently discovered that he joined the forum 3 years to the day after His Kragginess did. This is surely an omen.

Views Mayhem as one ginormous pillow fight, with the posts as pillows and the posters as the participants. The reason for this view is currently unknown.

Sorely regrets not being around for the Crossover Wars, as his combat skills would have been a major asset.

On the forums, wears a gold and blue MK VI MJOLNIR exoskeleton with a built-in jetpack, a taser-like device in the left forearm, a TF Gun holster, and a Mandalorian stalk scanner. Its built-in energy shield can repel TF beams and bullets, but can be knocked out by plasma-based weaponry. See [[X-42 Variant-Alpha Powered Assault System]]. Armed with a GRC-55 heavy blaster rifle, a TF rifle, a TF gun, and a GR-9 blaster pistol, MDM is one of the more heavily armed bunnies, comparable to the [[EGSDF Force Recon]]. He hopes to work alongside them.

Is a member of the [[EGS Defence Force]]. Currently a Lieutenant of the [[EGSDF Marines]].

Inventor of the Anti-Huggle Beam, which is only effective on [[Nathan]], [[Natalie]], and catgirls.

It is not known if MDM is linked to the [[Vigilante Grammar Ninja]].

Inadvertantly caused the creation of Eva, Evan's DWD'd twin, at Pixelhead777's ascension party.

Has been known to occasionally utter the phrase [[Boogity Niggle Pleck Spangle Furf]]. This phrase was not invented by MDM, but by one of his non-Mayhemite friends. It is meaningless if you don't know the backstory.

If MDM starts saying stuff like "Further proof of my prowess!", "I am upon you!", or "Wort wort wort!", ignore him.

Most bunnies refer to him as MDM or his LPW persona, but [[HammerQueen]] calls him M for some strange reason. This is greatly appreciated.

Member of the [[Order of the Bunny]], currently Squire MDM to [[Anti-Paragon]].

May or may not be a Templar in disguise.

Is obsessed with the number 42. But then, who isn't?

Now that Anti-Paragon is a moderator and 'Captain of the Bunny Knights' according to Malachy, is going to petition to be dubbed Sergeant-at-Arms of Mayhem. Basically helping enforce the will of the moderators where necessary.

Established an account at the 910CMX boards and quickly found his way to the New Forum Food Fight, subsequently hijacked the thread and set in motion a chain of events that led to the onset of the [[Nekomimi/GU-Chocotopian War]].

Kudos to [[PixelHead777]] for allowing me to expand on the various Headwalls and giving me the inspiration for the Breaching Whale Attack.

== RP Characters ==

Himself: Fort Mayhem
*A former [[Galactic Union Marine Corps]] [[TITAN]], MDM is currently a EGSDF Marines Lieutenant.

Michael Anderson: Galactic Union RP

*A High Admiral in the [[Galactic Union Navy]], Anderson is commander of the [[Galactic Union Third Sector Fleet]].

[[Evan]]: LPW

*A middle-ranking user of fire magic, Evan is the owner of Azure Fang, a self-made sword that was blessed by a powerful being.

[[Eva]]:

*Evan's DWD'd duplicate, Eva came into being at PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

Gaius Marcellus: [[Steel Spork Inn]]

*An elf who specializes in water magic and alchemy, Gaius deviates from most elves in that he transformed his ears to those of a human.

Major Alexander Octavian Buchanan: Warsaw the 42nd RP

*Commanding officer of the US 45th Infantry Regiment, he is stationed in Grosse Pointe, Detroit, Michigan.

Captain Sheila Justine Erikson: Warsaw the 42nd

*Executive officer of the 45th Infantry.

Captain Marcus Johnson: Fort Mayhem

*Commanding officer of the MSC Amphion, a missile frigate.

== Trivia ==

*All of MDM's characters, with the exception of Admiral Anderson, attended PixelHead777's Ascension Party.

*Once had his head blown to smithereens by [[Malachy19]] because Mal thought MDM was challenging him; the perpetrator was in fact [[mind-controlled-bunny@_@]].

*Once engaged in a deathmatch with [[Cheez]] in Carrot: the fight ended in a stalemate because [[Lomgren]] and PixelHead started whining about it.

*[[Brylian Troy]]'s first fan-boy. Now he just has to watch out for assassination attempts.

*He is currently running a subplot of [[Fort Mayhem]] in which an alien plague that mutated citizens of Mayhem into extraterrestrial zombie eating machine thingies called [[Phages]] have been unleashed. They have a predilection for ''Canis familiaris''.

*Somehow managed to influence [[Atashi-Cloud]] to change avatars on the forum. Creepy.

*Is currently at war with [[Theopenandclosedbook]] in [[carrot..?]].

*Almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind once.

*Purposely V5'ed Squato; subsequently lost his taser.

== Quotes ==

I praised the art too much, it seems, and this is what happened:

XD. Oh gods! I think you're my first fanboy! XD

In response to some people who shall remain nameless:

Grrh. No androids for you.

Something I heard somewhere:

MY CHARACTERS ARE WEIRD AS HELL!

Cheez after I said something about a drunken post

Um, lwet me see. I had a coulpla opibta at th pub because the pirate chivcjo kit me in the head a few times then I got rained in and it was so heavyt and cold that I got ahreadache then |i had a few pints to warm up then I mety jy flat,mates ans I had a b ottle of mread,

that's why.

When I almost blew Anti-Paragon's mind:

I hope not, or I'm lacking so much life I'm negative.
Oh, wait. I don't use AIM. Okay, whew. Yes, it is.

When I V5'ed Squato:

Darn it Squata! You knocked off my taser!

*keeps running

If this keeps up I'm gonna have to break out the jetpack!

PixelHead777 after I said I hated fruitcake:

Fruitcake reminds me of homosexual pastries.

Something else I heard somewhere:

Dan Shive: BECAUSE I'M A XENOPHOBIC JERK.

According to [[Loztein]], this is the most awesome post ever:

You're all doomed!

*Waves shotgun around then flees*

COME BACK HERE!

*Runs off*

She's everywhere. My god, it's annoying. Somehow she managed to get over to the 910 boards.

[[Category: Lawful Good]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Good]]
[[Category: EGS Defence Force]]
[[Category: MDM]]
[[Category: Insane]]
[[Category: Authors]]

The Great Migration

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:16:58 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Alas, the glory days of Mayhem were not to last. For several years, bunnies had gambolled, frolicked, and had endless fun in Mayhem.

On January 26th, 2009, Lord Shive announced that EGS was moving from Keenspot to be hosted elsewhere. New forums were established at the 910 Forums, which left Mayhem's future in dire straits. A mass of bunnies fled Keenspot in the wake of the announcement.

It is unknown is Mayhem will move, but it seems Mayhem is to stay.

Britonia

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:40:44 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

A small island, ruled by Lord King Earl Duke Count Prince British, who is os inbred he can turn his knees right round (Like a record babye, right round, round, round, round).

One of LKEDCPB laws are that all weapons must have top hats on them. He also owns the Monocool, a moncule that can disintragrate people.

User:Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:52:51 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Short History==
Theopenandclosedbook lives in a pocket dimension off hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuse to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will live his dimension for short whiles, and enter the Mayhem worlds, when asked why he does this he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs, and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things throught, but means well. He is currently a Juggrnaught, friends to Pixelhead777 and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus Kalga, Valgaav, and Mahadeo/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting.

==Characters==
His Characters so far are:
DarkPheonix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): Fort Mayhem and My Rock
David Argus: Fort Mayhem
The Oh God of Household Weirdness, [[Argit]]: Fort Mayhem.
Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): My Rock, Waffle House, Fort Mayhem, Club of Mayhem, Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
[[Evil Box]]: Any off topic page really
[[Kathrine]]: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, LPW, The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
Joe: MKRP
Antony: Steel Spork Inn

==Current Form==
Book orginal form was a teen aged boy in a long coat, who carried a giant book around with him on his back, by tieing it to his bakc with a lenght of ship rope.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

Chillikin

Theopenandclosedbook — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:14:22 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: not quite finished

Based of Creature with the same name from Exalted.

== The Animal version ==

The Chillikin closely resemble gangly, one-foot-tall gibbons with soft white fur,rounded faces set in a perpetual smile and comically large ears that spread out and flutter like fans when the creatures are articularly happy. Their usual loping gait sways drunkenly,designed to amuse small children, though they abandon such antics to dart and pounce gracefully in the face of perceived danger. They cannot speak human languages, but they can communicate crude concepts with a combination of hoots,growls, whistles and body language.
The only overtly magical feature of these beasts is a faceted gem set in the center of their foreheads like a third eye, which glows pale yellow when the monkeys are content and baleful red if they are angered or afraid. Chillikin are true omnivores, as content to swallow unwanted
vegetables slipped beneath a table as they are to crunch the bones of anyone who dares hurt their charges. They do not age and cannot become sick, but they are quite capable of dying by other means.
While playful and cute enough to keep a child entertained and intelligent enough to serve as a competent babysitter, chillikin have a number of powers that makes them far more useful. First, they are highly empathic and often know what people are feeling before the people theym observe become aware of their feelings. Moreover, chillikin are capable of perceiving Essence through their third eyes, which also warn them of immediate danger. They can even commit Essence through their third eyes to create phantasmal objects and beings that materialize nearby to full solidity out of luminous golden fog. Combined with their ability to guess what people want, this power lets them create toys and virtual playmates or pets for their charges, disintegrating the constructs back into Essence foam when they are no longer wanted or needed.

Many Chillikins go insane after their charge dies. They will either not eat and die, or find a new child. They lose their ability to precive danger, and will often make dangerous objects that could hurt the child. Quite insane, they often play patron to mortal children, secretly bringing their every fantasy to life for months or even years at a stretch, until they finally realize the children are only human and punish this “treachery” with lethal bogeyman conjured out of the child’s worst nightmares. Others are less capriciously dangerous, but they are often so deluded that they cannot accept that an adopted ward has grown up. They invoke phantasms to scare away potential suitors and other friends so that the chillikin and “child” can play together forever. A very small few of these creatures have regained their sanity through years of loving attention, and these chillikin seek out individuals deemed worthy of their love and then devote themselves to these people for the rest of their lives.

==The Furry Version==

Chillikin look like the apes from Planet of the Ape, except their fur is a pale yellow or white. Their third eye is hidden by fur most of the time, and glows bright yellow when it is open. They can use their powers to materlise small objects for a short period. One of the more notible of them is Charlies Firned, Morgan bone's mechanice, freind and some times, accomplace.

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:02:36 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: Mdm, please stop messing with my page

==Short History==
'''Theopenandclosedbook''' lives in a pocket dimension of Hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuses to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will leave his dimension for short times, and enter the Mayhem worlds; when asked why he does this, he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things through, but means well. He is currently a Juggernaut, friend to [[PixelHead777]] and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus [[Kalga]], Valgaav, and [[Mahadeo]]/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting.

==Rping==
Book loves RPing about anything. He has a few ongoing characters, but his current one is Kathrin, a katana-wielding tiger girl who enjoys raw meat a bit to0 much, and has been described by [[Natalie]] (Pixelhead777) as "Nerve-wracking".
His Characters so far are:
*DarkPhoenix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): [[Fort Mayhem]] and My Rock
*David Argus: Fort Mayhem
*The Oh God of Household Weirdness, Argit: Fort Mayhem.
*Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): [[MY_ROCK!!|My Rock]], [[Waffle House #4741]], Fort Mayhem, [[The Mayhem Club|Club Mayhem]], Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
*Evil Box: Any off-topic page really
*Kathrin: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, [[LPW]], The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
*Joe: [[MKRP]]
*Antony: [[Steel Spork Inn]]
He also has a few other characters that appear now and then to add color to a place.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

[[Category: Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category: Neutral]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]

Chillikin

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:37:59 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Chillikin

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:30:41 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: edited

Based of Ceature with the same name from Ealted

== The Animal version ==

The Chillikin closely esemble gangly, one-foot-tall gibbons with soft white fur,rounded faces set in a perpetual smile and comically large ears that spread out and flutter like fans when the creatures are articularly happy. Their usual loping gait sways drunkenly,designed to amuse small children, though they abandon such antics to dart and pounce gracefully in the face of perceived danger. They cannot speak human languages, but they can communicate crude concepts with a combination of hoots,growls, whistles and body language.

Chillikin

Theopenandclosedbook — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:29:32 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: please do not touch I am working on my own race

Baed of Ceature with the same name from Ealted

== The Animal version ==The resulting creatures closely esemble gangly, one-foot-tall gibbons with soft white fur,rounded faces set in a perpetual smile and comically large ears
that spread out and flutter like fans when the creatures are articularly happy. Their usual loping gait sways drunkenly,designed to amuse small children, though they abandon such antics to dart and pounce gracefully in the face of perceived
danger. They cannot speak human languages, but they can
communicate crude concepts with a combination of hoots,
growls, whistles and body language.

Steel Spork Inn

Theopenandclosedbook — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:03:29 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Steel Spork Inn==

When a young mad scientist, [[Jodi]], decides to start an inn it attracts all manner of misfits, superheroes, and nobodies who live together through a variety of strange events and mishaps caused by all the people who live in this strangely named inn.

This RP is now in it's 2nd or even 3rd incarnation.

==Characters==

*Jodi
*Allen Mort
*Seita
*[[Haku]]
*Ein
*Raven
*[[Richard Montague]]
*Tyrone Jarda
*Kestrel Jarda
*Jesse O'Sullivan
*Jonathan Kent II
*[[Drayco | Artmoogle]]
*[[Amethyst Rodriguez]]
*[[Wolfie]]
*[['Bob']]

[[Category:RPs]]

Category:White Magic

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:18:01 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

White Magic is a collection of spells that is often constructive in nature, but not always. White magic is generally defined as magic created with the intention of good. Practitioners of this are known as Healers or White Mages.

Unless somebody is in [[Zombie]] status, most of these spells do not deal any damage with the exception of [[Aero]] and it's upgrades.

These spells all remove negetive effcts such as [[Death]], [[Posion]], [[Blind]] and numerous others, heall ([[Cure]]) or give bonuses ([[Faith]])

[[Category:Spells]]

Huffed up dragon of spoons

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:37:01 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: I'm starting this, please do not touch it, I am doing this to make up for attacking the huffed up dragon of spoons

The most awesome god ever

Category:Black Magic

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:46:09 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: major edit and make better

Black Magic is a colloction of spells that are most often destructive in nature. Practitioners of this are are known as Black Mages.

This is often seen in the game series [[Final Fantasy]]

They go like this Fire->Fira->Firaga->Firagun

They are also opposing eg. Water beats thunder and thunder beats water. Fire beats ice and ice beats fire.

They can heal some elemental alligned monsters.

Their opposite is [[White Magic]]

[[Category: Spells]]

Mayhem People's liberation Front

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:28:57 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

A group opposed to the government Ajac and the rest of the [[EGSDF|EGS Defence Force]] are attempting to create and the civilian casualties caused by [[The Crossover Wars]] and the Chibi Time War. Not much is known about the group other than this, and that they are willing to use violence against the DF. An attack on [[Fort Mayhem]] involving a suicide bombing is proof of this.

[[Category: Chibi Time War]]
[[Category: EGS Defence Force]]

Talk:MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:28:08 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: My opnion

THIS IS MY DISCUSSION PAGE: WRITE SOMETHING HERE IF YOU DARE!

== Opnions ==

"He can be an idiot at times, but we where all like that, and sometimes still are like that, and since he joined he has improved 300%" --[[User:Theopenandclosedbook|theopenandclosedbook]] 07:28, 8 January 2009 (PST)

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:18:38 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:15:50 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:13:56 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: Add bit more info in regard to fanboyism

Mayhem Laws of Physics

Theopenandclosedbook — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:37:01 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social. 
4c: The only exceptions seem to be if the RP dies a quick death.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period. 
12a: [[vampiress_kat]]'s character will usually fill this role. 
12b: If not, [[PixelHead777]]'s *cough[[Nathan]] cough[[Natalie]] cough* will.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced. 
16a: This is also true of Author-Man, with the added bonus of angsty pasts.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible. 
18a: Even if it would be out of character to do so.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy. 
33a: So does Kalga. But not nearly as much as Lommy. 
33b: MDM kinda does too, but this only really occurs when a veteran bunny *cough [[HammerQueen]] cough [[Kraggi]] cough* returns to Mayhem.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot. 
34a: Unless your [Kalga]. But he always posts too fast

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]]. 
38c: Or Kalga. Cause he plays jerks. 
38d: ''Especially'' if played by [[Kum-El]]. See rules 4 and 86.

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy. 
42d: And probably a pervert.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means. 
47b: The mute guy will still manage to be a smartarse. It's amazing how well signs work for that purpose.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic. 
77a: This may end up becoming a meta joke.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)
86aa: On a similar premise, when Drayco and KE have characters in an RP that has the PCs rooming together they -will- end up roommates.

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted. 
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence. 
98a: No exceptions. Ever.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

102: If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because "this is Mayhem". 
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase "This is Madness!"

103: [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy. 
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around. 
103b: Also expect Discworld references.

104: [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches. 
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.

105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships. 
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.

106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian. 
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.

107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time. 
107a: This will not necessarily mean they are lesbians, however.

108: [[ChroniclerC]]'s characters are almost always non-morphic animals, shapeshifters, or both (shapeshifter with a non-morphic form). 
108a: Expect lycanthropy and/or white foxes.

109: Any female that [[Kalga]] plays will completely overshadow his male characters. 
109a: She will be a crybaby at some point.

110: All of [[vampiress_kat]]'s characters will either have a very large or infinite storage space of some sort. Even if it defies logic. 
110a: ESPECIALLY if it defies logic.

111: All of Kalga's female characters will be catgirls. Or godesses. Or something like that.

112: Don't let Kalga in a game. He WILL make it about catgirls.

113: If it's funny and you've seen it in a Warner Bros. cartoon it probably either has happened or will happen to Will Page. 
113a: The odds of this increase if it's a Law of Cartoon Physics.

114: 50% of characters involved with magic will end up with an Evil Clone or such. 10% of non-magical characters will also have this happen to them. 
114a:30% of those clones will be weaker than the main, 30% stronger, and 30% the same strength. The last 10% will be both stronger and weaker than the main. 
114a1: Refer to the quote "He may be stronger than you, but you have one thing he doesn't. 'Blank'"

115: Females played by Author-Man will probably be named after something he heard in an anime once. Or a gemstone. One or the other. 
115a: They also fall into one of three basic personality types. Antisocial bitch-queen, chronically insecure shy girl, or endearingly perky. 
115b: His males tend to be jerks.

116. All Characters made by [[Bain]] are jerks. 
116a. Except for the [[Bain]] in Fort Mayhem.

117. If the RP has any sort of fight, [[catldr24]]'s character will be knocked out, even if they have to do it themselves.

118. When Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ RPs a female in a non-loose RP, the RP will fail for reasons unknown.

119: Anyone who makes a joke about Kalga's character Hel, and things freezing, or having no chance in; will be executed.

120. If [[A Fan|May and Mal]] are in the same RP, the former will drive the latter crazy at frequent intervals.

121: No matter what an RP or game is about, [[PixelHead777]] will find some way to get [[Nathan]] and/or [[Natalie]] into it. 
121a: Unless the GM says no, in which case, Pixel will create an entirely new character or bring in another one. 
121b: Unless the RP or game is GM'ed by [[MDM]], because those will invariably involve some sort of violence, which Pixel dislikes.

122: In any RP/game featuring Natalie, there will inevitably be much angstiness and frustration.

123: If Book sees anything he thinks is cool, he will copy it and work it into his RPs, backstory, etc. 
123a: This is why he must never come near/see/read/do anything with hentai. 
123b: Ever!!!!

124: If no one posts a reply to PixelHead777 in at least a day and they log on, he will get annoyed and post asking why no one has posted.

125: Any new form made by PixelHead will become a fetish with in 5 minutes.

126: If MDM gets involved in something, expect Halo references.

127: This rules will never apply to real life.
127b: Unless it's about the nurse

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.

64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh. Also Seamus O'Rourke, though the RP did die before he saw a lot of action.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

89: (Jenny&Rod) in Magical School

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''

115b: Isaac Redmond is actually a fairly decent bloke.

126: Unless he gets bored. In which case, he will start using glop grenades (Borrowed from Shatterpoint, a Clone Wars novel).

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Theopenandclosedbook

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:20:44 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

==Short History==
Theopenandclosedbook lives in a pocket dimension off hell, which he was put in after trying to take over. All he has in there is a laptop, an infinite supply of Irn Bru and his sanity (which now refuse to talk to him). To combat boredom, Book will leave his dimension for short whiles, and enter the Mayhem worlds, when asked why he does this he replied 'Just the same as Hell, only more hugs, and less screams'. Ok, not really, but cool story.

==His Status==
Book is not a troll. He can sometimes not think things throught, but means well. He is currently a Juggrnaught, friends to Pixelhead777 and tolerated by everyone else. He has lost his naivety, and thus Kalga, Valgaav, and Mahadeo/Bain seem not to hate him. He is active nearly everyday, and has even had a topic made just about his posting.

==Rping==
Book loves RPing, about anything. He has a few ongoing Characters, but his Current one is Kathrin, a katana wielding Tiger girl who enjoys raw meat abit to much, and ha been described by Natalie (Pixelhead777) as "Nerve-wracking".
His Characters so far are:
*DarkPheonix666 (Took Theopenandclosedbook and vanished): Fort Mayhem and My Rock
*David Argus: Fort Mayhem
*The Oh God of Household Weirdness, Argit: Fort Mayhem.
*Theopenandclosedbook (Vanished, taken by DarkPhoenix): My Rock, Waffle House, Fort Mayhem, Club of Mayhem, Hotel of Mayhem, Mega Mall of Mayhem.
*Evil Box: Any off topic page really
*Kathrin: Planet Haroun, LPW subplots, LPW, The Waffle House, My Rock, King Of the Hill.
*Joe: MKRP
*Antony: Steel Spork Inn
He also has a few other Characters that appear now and then to add color to a place.

==Gifts==
Theopenandclosedbook gives out many gifts. He usually gives out a My Rock Plushie, a TF gun mod to shoot Fireworks, and an everlasting sketch book. In the past few weeks, he has started giving out Point of View guns, Openandclosedbooks, and make you own teddy kits. He also gives out unique items based on the newbie’s name, such as Rainydays got a bottle of rain.

MDM

Theopenandclosedbook — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:21:54 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook: My reply

Morgan Bones

Theopenandclosedbook — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Theopenandclosedbook:

*Name: Morgan Bones
*Race: Undead
*Age: 500
*Appearance: A tall skeleton, wearing a shirt, jeans and trench coat. On one hand he had what looks like a short blade and on his palm, a piece of metal. He has a large floppy hat on, with a wide brim.
*Personality: Morgan is a wise cracking skeleton, with years of experience behind him. He loves a joke, but is serious about protecting Natalie. He also has a habit of somking with out lungs.
Abilities; Morgan is a not qite a fire mage. He has a gem that allows him to control fire, but isn't truly a fire mage.

[[Category|Undead Characters]]