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TeddVerres

ThatCanadianDude — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:49:16 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

'''TeddVerres''' is a frequenter of the forums, and resident angry '''male''' psychopath (in contrast to [[Squata]], the resident angry ''female'' psychopath). Known for his short, volatile temper and knack for getting into arguments on everything from religion to grammar, he has been complained about behind his back, which woke him up, and he now spends his time trying to regain his lost respect. He enjoys making it clear that he is male and Canadian. He has a bad habit of bailing in RPs after they've barely started. His current avatar is a boy with medium length brownish hair and a goatee. He claims this is similar to his real life appearance.

He used to have truly atrocious spelling and even worse grammar, which irked [[Cameo]] quite a bit; she was known to complain about this, which in turn pissed off TeddVerres, and it quickly devolved into endless sissy slap-fighting with occasional jello fights - nah, I'm kidding. It ''did'' make their relations rather strained, though. However, he's improved a lot since his early bunnydom, much to her relief.

He recently changed his username, and is now known as '''ThatCanadianDude'''.

== Characters ==

TCD is currently not in any RP's that he is truly aware of.

==Dead Characters(Shorter than it should be)==
''Note: Not all of these are actually dead in the literal sense.''
*[[Neil Renderguard]]
*[[Jackson Newbrunt]]
*[[Withril]]
*[[Reginald Frasmerth]]
*[[Harrison Biggs]]
*[[JT Lemnin]]
*[[Chester & Eddy Gobshmokt]]
*[[Sanji Morimoto]]
*[[Lucas Finnly]]

== Characters He Plans To Bring Back ==

*[[Warth Richards]]
*[[Shrip Gregors]]
*[[Prof. Douglas McFinkley]]
*[[Dr. Terrance McDonald]]
*[[Theodore Walker Vattic]]
*[[Walter Michael Townsend(Townsend)]]

== RPs ==

See characters.

==Sayings==
*There is no 4th Wall!
*Whatever it is, I didn't do it...
*Listen, if this is about that thing with your daughter and the traffic cone, I can explain...
*I'm an evil man, with evil plans, and evil desires...

== Fluff ==
*TV once made an RP known as the JenCorp(C) RP. He wound up killing it himself.
*TV currently holds 2 voice acting jobs, one as "King Jingaling" in John Zirbes ''Banjo-Fourie'' and one as Miles Edgeworth in the sequel to Dily's ''Only Heroes Wear Cravats''.
*TV is currently planning 3 of his own webcomics, [[Awesomeness on a Stick]], [[The Misadventures of Shrip & Warth]], and [[The GodBrother]], as well as a flash animated series, [[Walter & Biff]]. He fears he'll be blamed with ripping off the EGS drawing style, though he will probably reply with "Doesn't Everyone?"
*TV is the head of a small resistance group attempting to put [[socks]] on [[VOR]].
*TV was inadvertently responsible for [[The Plague of 2006]].
*TV is one of the few forumers who prefers to go by his real name, which is Colton Watt.
*As much as he hates to admit it, TV is responsible for making [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkE]] get MSN, which he regrets every waking moment.
*When he joined, TV was the youngest bunny on the forums. This was trumped in less then a month with the addition of [[Kiloku]].
*EGS Mayhem was the first forum TV frequented(and first he can remember). As such, he committed many major noobisms through out his first few months. His RPing wasn't any better.... in fact, it was much, MUCH worse...
*TV now receives minimal respect in the forums, resulting in complete ignoring of his RP ideas and avoiding of conversing with him whenever possible.
*TV displayed an open hatred of [[Enigma_Nova]] during [[The Enigma Incident]]. He even got in trouble for swearing in rage at him. He believed he deserved no second chances, and stands by that.
*TV enjoys writing in his Fluff section.
*Before joining the forums, TV was a big fan of smilies and chatspeak and 1337. Since joining, he has grown to despise all 3, where as most forumers just hate the last 2 and continue to use smilies.
*TV harbors a distinct hatred for his "Enter" button, which he always hits when going for the "&" button.
*TV has mistaken both 10.0.0.1 and BobDaDuck for women, and [[Kum-El]] for a dude. (S'ok, I'm used to it. -Kum-El)
*TV will be appearing as a dark Padawan in [[Heroes of Mayhem]], which is weird for him, as he's never watched Star Wars.
*TV lacks 3 important genes: The gene that allows him to laugh at his mistakes, the gene that allows him to laugh at having practical jokes that cause any uncomfortable feelings pulled on him, and the gene that allows him to take criticism lying down. This has apparently led his parents to believe he is mentally unstable.
*He appeared in [[Ed Bunny, Private Eye: Moider Most Foul]] as a guard at [[Mayhem]] City Prison.
*TV made one Fanfic for the Keenfans comics. It was not received well by most, although a couple of the people in it got a chuckle. It was also famous for placing an actually male bunny in a female role due to TV's, at the time, loose grasp on the concept of gender.
*When he's bored, TV enjoys talking in a wide variety of fake accents, from British, Rastafarian, Canadian, Brooklyn, French, German, Scottish, Irish, and several others
*TV used to do an amazing Crocodile Hunter impersonation, but quit after Steve Irwin's death.
*TV spends most of his spare time either: A. Coming up with crackpot ideas for comics, B. Writing crackpot stories, or C. Coming up with crackpot Sitcom ideas by the bucketful.
*In real life, TV has a weird quirk where he slips into a New York accent every time he says "Hot Dog".
*TV appears to have a case of [[LSE]], judging by his constant self-deprecation.
*He is currently writing the [[TCD: Ace Attorney]] fanfic.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category:KeenFansium]]

Category:Psion RP Characters

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 17:30:40 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

The many colourful, energetic, possibly loner, violent, weird, hyperactive, overly happy characters you will encounter in the [[Psion RP]].

Theodore Walker Vattic

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 17:29:20 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTheo.jpg|frame|Theo Vattic]]
Theodore Walker Vattic, or Theo to his friends, is a 14 year old member of [[Deegan Academy]] in the [[Psion RP]]. He is one of only a 3rd of the Psionic population with 2 powers. He has [[psi healing]], which has almost mastered, thanks to teaching from his father, [[Dr. John Vattic]], and [[illusion projection]], though it appears that this power is not fully developed, as it takes almost all of Theo's energy just to make someone see white dots. Theo came to the school as an introvert, but has already begun to open up, even starting to introduce himself to people he meets. Over all, he's a kind person, with a desire to see nobody hurt. He plans to take the spot of a tutor to the students struggling, especially [[Itara Ari]]. Acedemically, he's very good, despite a distinct hatred of studying. Most of his shirts are grey long sleeved, with humorous phrases on them, though he has a few other for special occasions. Without his glasses, he can see pretty well, but can't read. He hit puberty earlier then most boys, and is often mistaken for a 16 year old due to his height, maturity, deeper voice, and mature looking face. His love is mostly music, as he sings often(quite well, I might add) and knows how to play the harmonica and saxophone. He is attempting to learn the violin, having just received one from his father as a belated birthday present.

== Quotes ==

*''In response to a question on if social interaction is his bag''
:"As a matter of fact, no, it's not. I prefer my solitude. And you know why? It's because of people like you. People who talk like I'm screwing up everything I do. I'm a 14 year old human being, who manages to maintain a pretty good life and a few good friends, and as such, I do believe I deserve a little respect, though you appear to be fresh out of it! A minor mistake on my part, and you act like I drew smiley faces on the American Constitution in permanent marker! You know what, I don't even know why I'm wasting my breath on you! You've shown me no respect, so I highly doubt you're listening to a word I'm saying over here!"

[[Category:Psion RP Characters]]

Walter Michael Townsend(Townsend)

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 17:28:32 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTownsend.jpg|frame|Townsend]]

Walter Michael Townsend is a youth with a past shrouded in mystery. He is in the [[Psion RP]], where he made a big splash in a violent outburst which resulted in several angry students and one gettign shoved flat on her but. A small paper that fell out of his back pocket resulted in it being found out that he was sent to [[Deegan Academy]] from a Youth Correctional Facility in Oklahoma as part of "Psion Rehabilitation Program", and he is also labled as a "Dangerous Individual". He walks around with an angry look on his face at all times, and is know for a short volitile temper. He refuses to speak with anyone unless it benefits him, in which case, he's straight forward and to the point, to a point of being abrupt and rude. Once he knows what he needs, he'll break off from the conversation. He is violent, and willing to fight at any moment. His psionic power is [[force projection]], although he prefers to use his fists when he fights. Despite his dark, unhuman exterior, he is still human, and won't punch girls, children younger then him, or injured people, even offering help if need be.

Townsends Violent Activities:
*Times Shoved Someone: 1
*Time Yelled: 1
*Time Violently Attacked an Inanimate Object: 1

More to come....

[[Category:Psion RP Characters]]

Theodore Walker Vattic

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:08:04 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

JT Lemnin

ThatCanadianDude — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:07:05 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaJT.jpg|frame|Jack Tempers "JT" Lemnin]]

'''Jack Tempers "J.T." Lemnin''' was a character in the Classmates RP. He started out on good enough terms with the other students, but then went completely nuts (first unnaturally calm and happy and then violently angry for no reason) when the little chain holding his notepad to his pants broke(In combination with a powerful crush on fellow student, [[Kylie Phylar]] and recollections of his past). He was last seen entering an alley in the cities Red Light District, from which he mysteriously dissapeared. Suprisingly, when he dissapeared, so did any trace of him from his dorm room, and from the minds of anyone who knew him.

In truth, JT's player, [[TeddVerres]], feared he was loosing control of JT as a person. This was back in TV's earlier days of serious RPing, and as such, he lacked the skills to keep JT in character. He managed to salvage him once, but he fell of the wagon a second time. After much pleading with [[CFriis]], it was agreed upon that JT would be kidnapped by a member of the Cradle, and would possibly return later as a villian. No '''KNOWN''' plan for JT is around as of this edit.
[[Category:Characters]]

Egs Mayhem:Community Portal

ThatCanadianDude — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:21:31 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* June */

==Upcoming Mayhem Events:==
Note: If you feel like it, put your birthday in here on the appropriate day.
===October===
*October 22: [[ChibiMe's Halloween Party]]

===November===
===December===
*December 24: The Inevitable Merry Christmas Thread
===January===
*January 14: [[Cameo]]'s Birthday

===February===
===March===
===April===
===May===
===June===
*June 3: NOT [[TeddVerres]]'s Birthday.... Nope, not at all... So go home... and take your TF sodas with you...

===July===
===August===
===September===
*September 22: [[VOR]]'s Birthday

Egs Mayhem:Community Portal

ThatCanadianDude — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:20:42 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* June */

==Upcoming Mayhem Events:==
Note: If you feel like it, put your birthday in here on the appropriate day.
===October===
*October 22: [[ChibiMe's Halloween Party]]

===November===
===December===
*December 24: The Inevitable Merry Christmas Thread
===January===
*January 14: [[Cameo]]'s Birthday

===February===
===March===
===April===
===May===
===June===
*June 3, NOT TeddVerres Birthday.... Nope, not at all... So go home... and take your TF sodas with you...

===July===
===August===
===September===
*September 22: [[VOR]]'s Birthday

MOOMANiBE

ThatCanadianDude — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:19:27 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Fluff */

'''MOOMANiBE''' Is a kittycat.

== ArtStuffs ==
Moom does Artstuffs.

== Stuffs ==
Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

== RPs and Stuffs ==
Moom participates (badly) in MKRP merow.

Also, was in LPW for a while but dissapeared. Mysteriously. [[OooooOooOOoO]].

== Edit this page! ==
The Moom declares this page open for abuse. If thou can think of an amusing and/or silly addition, thou shouldst add it. Truth and/or accuracy not required.

==Fluff==
* Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
* Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
* Never blinks.
* Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
* Can lift large trucks with one hand.
* Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
* Invented ninjas.
* Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies who's names are 10 or more letters.]]

JT Lemnin

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:19:37 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

JT Lemnin

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:19:12 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

JT Lemnin

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:57:49 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

JT Lemnin

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:55:10 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

File:OmegaJT.jpg

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:53:22 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: JT Lemnin, as made in Doll Wizard.

JT Lemnin, as made in Doll Wizard.

JT Lemnin

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:42:51 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

'''Jack Tempers "J.T." Lemnin''' was a character in the Classmates RP. He started out on good enough terms with the other students, but then went completely nuts (first unnaturally calm and happy and then violently angry for no reason) when the little chain holding his notepad to his pants broke. He was last seen entering an alley in the cities Red Light District, from which he mysteriously dissapeared.

Theodore Walker Vattic

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 00:33:57 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Quotes */

[[Image:OmegaTheo.jpg|frame|Theo Vattic]]
Theodore Walker Vattic, or Theo to his friends, is a 14 year old member of [[Deegan Academy]] in the [[Psion RP]]. He is one of only a 3rd of the Psionic population with 2 powers. He has [[psi healing]], which has almost mastered, thanks to teaching from his father, [[Dr. John Vattic]], and [[illusion projection]], though it appears that this power is not fully developed, as it takes almost all of Theo's energy just to make someone see white dots. Theo came to the school as an introvert, but has already begun to open up, even starting to introduce himself to people he meets. Over all, he's a kind person, with a desire to see nobody hurt. He plans to take the spot of a tutor to the students struggling, especially [[Itara Ari]]. Acedemically, he's very good, despite a distinct hatred of studying. Most of his shirts are grey long sleeved, with humerous phrases on them, though he has a few other for special occasions. Without his glasses, he can see pretty well, but can't read. He hit puberty earlier then most boys, and is often mistaken for a 16 year old due to his height, maturity, deeper voice, and mature looking face. His love is mostly music, as he sings often(quite well, I might add) and knows how to play the harmonica and saxaphone. He is attempting to learn the violin, having just recieved one from his father as a belated birthday present.

== Quotes ==

*''In response to a question on if social interaction is his bag''
:"As a matter of fact, no, it's not. I prefer my solitude. And you know why? It's because of people like you. People who talk like I'm screwing up everything I do. I'm a 14 year old human being, who manages to maintain a pretty good life and a few good friends, and as such, I do believe I deserve a little respect, though you appear to be fresh out of it! A minor mistake on my part, and you act like I drew smiley faces on the American Constitution in permenant marker! You know what, I don't even know why I'm wasting my breath on you! You've shown me no respect, so I highly doubt you're listening to a word I'm saying over here!"

Theodore Walker Vattic

ThatCanadianDude — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 00:33:11 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTheo.jpg|frame|Theo Vattic]]
Theodore Walker Vattic, or Theo to his friends, is a 14 year old member of [[Deegan Academy]] in the [[Psion RP]]. He is one of only a 3rd of the Psionic population with 2 powers. He has [[psi healing]], which has almost mastered, thanks to teaching from his father, [[Dr. John Vattic]], and [[illusion projection]], though it appears that this power is not fully developed, as it takes almost all of Theo's energy just to make someone see white dots. Theo came to the school as an introvert, but has already begun to open up, even starting to introduce himself to people he meets. Over all, he's a kind person, with a desire to see nobody hurt. He plans to take the spot of a tutor to the students struggling, especially [[Itara Ari]]. Acedemically, he's very good, despite a distinct hatred of studying. Most of his shirts are grey long sleeved, with humerous phrases on them, though he has a few other for special occasions. Without his glasses, he can see pretty well, but can't read. He hit puberty earlier then most boys, and is often mistaken for a 16 year old due to his height, maturity, deeper voice, and mature looking face. His love is mostly music, as he sings often(quite well, I might add) and knows how to play the harmonica and saxaphone. He is attempting to learn the violin, having just recieved one from his father as a belated birthday present.

== Quotes ==

*''In response to a question on if he if social interaction is his bag''
:"As a matter of fact, no, it's not. I prefer my solitude. And you know why? It's because of people like you. People who talk like I'm screwing up everything I do. I'm a 14 year old human being, who manages to maintain a pretty good life and a few good friends, and as such, I do believe I deserve a little respect, though you appear to be fresh out of it! A minor mistake on my part, and you act like I drew smiley faces on the American Constitution in permenant marker! You know what, I don't even know why I'm wasting my breath on you! You've shown me no respect, so I highly doubt you're listening to a word I'm saying over here!"

Theodore Walker Vattic

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:46:35 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTheo.jpg|frame|Theo Vattic]]
Theodore Walker Vattic, or Theo to his friends, is a 14 year old member of [[Deegan Achadamy]] in the [[Psion RP]]. He is one of only a 3rd of the Psionic population with 2 powers. He has [[psi healing]], which has almost mastered, thanks to teaching from his father, [[Dr. John Vattic]], and [[illusion projection]], though it appears that this power is not fully developed, as it takes almost all of Theo's energy just to make someone see white dots. Theo came to the school as an introvert, but has already begun to open up, even starting to introduce himself to people he meets. Over all, he's a kind person, with a desire to see nobody hurt. He plans to take the spot of a tutor to the students struggling, especially [[Itara Ari]]. Acedemically, he's very good, despite a distinct hatred of studying. Most of his shirts are grey long sleeved, with humerous phrases on them, though he has a few other for special occasions. Without his glasses, he can see pretty well, but can't read. He hit puberty earlier then most boys, and is often mistaken for a 16 year old due to his height, maturity, deeper voice, and mature looking face. His love is mostly music, as he sings often(quite well, I might add) and knows how to play the harmonica and saxaphone. He is attempting to learn the violin, having just recieved one from his father as a belated birthday present.

File:OmegaTheo.jpg

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:30:26 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: Theo Vattic as made in Doll Wizard.

Theo Vattic as made in Doll Wizard.

Walter Michael Townsend(Townsend)

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:19:45 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTownsend.jpg|frame|Townsend]]

Walter Michael Townsend is a youth with a past shrouded in mystery. He is in the [[Psion RP]], where he made a big splash in a violent outburst which resulted in several angry students and one gettign shoved flat on her but. A small paper that fell out of his back pocket resulted in it being found out that he was sent to [[Deegan Achadamy]] from a Youth Correctional Facility in Oklahoma as part of "Psion Rehabilitation Program", and he is also labled as a "Dangerous Individual". He walks around with an angry look on his face at all times, and is know for a short volitile temper. He refuses to speak with anyone unless it benefits him, in which case, he's straight forward and to the point, to a point of being abrupt and rude. Once he knows what he needs, he'll break off from the conversation. He is violent, and willing to fight at any moment. His psionic power is [[force projection]], although he prefers to use his fists when he fights. Despite his dark, unhuman exterior, he is still human, and won't punch girls, children younger then him, or injured people, even offering help if need be.

Townsends Violent Activities:
*Times Shoved Someone: 1
*Time Yelled: 1
*Time Violently Attacked an Inanimate Object: 1

More to come....

Walter Michael Townsend(Townsend)

ThatCanadianDude — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:43:42 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* '''Main Info''' */

[[Image:OmegaTownsend.jpg]]

== '''Main Info''' ==

*RP: [[Psion RP]]
*Name: Walter Michael Townsend
*Nickname: Townsend
*Age: 14
*Height: 5'8
*Weight: 117 lbs.
*Hair: Shoulder Length, Brown, often has bangs covering his face
*Eyes: Green
*Birthplace: Tulsa, Oklahoma
*Birthday: February 9th
*Status: Single, Heterosexual
*Family: Maria Townsend(Mother)(34)
*Build: Average
*Clothes: Dark Blue Windbreaker, Black Jeans, Black Shoes
*Attitude: Angry and Blunt, Townsend is known for his short temper, having been in and out of Anger managment. We he talks, it's only when he needs something, and he doesn't beat aroudn the bush. He's straight and to the point, to a point of being rude and abrupt. However, when he's alone, he has a tendancy to break into tears and randomly attack inanimate objects. Townsend also has a more human side, helping people in serious trouble, and never attacking women, children, or men who are in trouble.
*Achedemic: He has never gone to school.
*Abilities: Force Projection
*Back Story: Little is known about Townsend's past, though it's obvious it wasn't pretty. He arrived at [[Deegan Achadamey]] as part of a Psion rehabilitation program. His records lable him as a "Dangerous Individual", and as such, he is being watched by his parole officer, [[Garvey Williams]].
*Battle Style: Walter is more keen to use his fists when he fights. When enraged, he's been known to tople people twice his size.
*Odd Facts: Walter is alergic to cats.

== '''Others Comments''' ==

Place your comments on Townsend here.

Classmates RP

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:56:06 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

The Classmates RP is a popular RP in Mayhem, GMed by the one and only [[CFriis]]. It has it's own wikispace, located [http://classmates.wikispaces.com/ here]

For joinging appourtinies, contact [[CFriis]]

The Enigma Incident

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:52:39 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

In the summer of 2006, a new poster by the name of '''Enigma Nova''' joined the Keenspot forums. He quickly gained a poor reputation for arrogance and agression, as well as a support for pedophilia, racism, and other such things, and was denounced by many as a troll. [[Dan]] put up a poll asking Bunnies to vote on whether Enigma was a troll who should be banned, but to restrict any longer expression of opinion, with supporting links, to email. Despite this, discussion continued, with the thread quickly becoming a trainwreck.

To the knowledge of the Bunnies, Enigma was never banned, but merely left(Greatest Day of my Foruming Life~TV). The poll was unstickied, to the relief of those who thought it a damning piece of evidence against the friendly and light-hearted atmosphere they sought after in EGS Mayhem

== Engima Haters ==
These bunnies displayed a belief that Enigma deserved no second chances, and often got into arguments with him.

*[[TeddVerres]]

== Engima Supporters ==
There bunnies held a firm belief that, despite the numerous offences he had committed, he deserved a second chance.

[[Category:Evil]]

The Enigma Incident

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:49:45 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

In the summer of 2006, a new poster by the name of '''Enigma Nova''' joined the Keenspot forums. He quickly gained a poor reputation for arrogance and agression, and was denounced by many as a troll. [[Dan]] put up a poll asking Bunnies to vote on whether Enigma was a troll who should be banned, but to restrict any longer expression of opinion, with supporting links, to email. Despite this, discussion continued, with the thread quickly becoming a trainwreck.

To the knowledge of the Bunnies, Enigma was never banned, but merely left(Greatest Day of my Foruming Life-TV). The poll was unstickied, to the relief of those who thought it a damning piece of evidence against the friendly and light-hearted atmosphere they sought after in EGS Mayhem
[[Category:Evil]]

TF Gun Kamikazi Add On

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:38:00 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

A device handed out in [[TeddVerres]]'s [[Newbie packs]] back when he still handed them out. It was plugged into the TF gun, and then a small button on it was pressed, randomly TFing everyone in a 20 foot radius, button pusher included.

TF Gun Kamikazi Add On

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:37:24 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

A device handed out in [[TeddVerres]]'s [[Newbie Packs]] back when he still handed them out. It was plugged into the TF gun, and then a small button on it was pressed, randomly TFing everyone in a 20 foot radius, button pusher included.

Newbie pack

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:36:00 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Unique Additions */

A pack given to a brand new bunny (usually after their ribcage recovers from the crushing weight of a mass [[glomp]]). It contains the following items, although the giver of said pack is free to add in their own unique additions:

-A basic TF gun

-A six pack of unlabelled soda

-A squirrel teddy

-A dead fish

-A cookie

== Unique Additions ==
As stated above, a pack giver is free to add their own special piece of equipment along with the N-Pack. Here is a compiled list of such items.

*[[Piebunny]] gives out [[Small Blue Big Red Buttons]], which are noted for having imploded the universe 4 times so far.
*[[Squato]] gives an Emu from an emu farm. This may or may not fit in the bag the rest of the pack comes with.
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]] gives out copies of the pineapple cheesecakes he received, along with a catapult.
*Back when he handed out Newbie Packs, [[TeddVerres]] always included a [[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]].

(I'm done for now. add your own special things in, as I can't really think of all that many- Ciennas)

Socks

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:28:25 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* But, Some people say they're good. */

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Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabatoge the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens.

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

==Invention:==
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the [[bad old days]], before anyone knew how to [[TF]] themselves into a [[catkin]] to keep warm.

==Also, they're evil.==

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the [[Owl]] will use you for legwarmers.

==But, Some people say they're good.==
If they had any REASONING to back that up, it might go here. IF, that is, they had it. Nyah.
:Mm, toasty-warm toes and no hairballs necessary. Plus, did you ever try going hiking without proper socks and boots?
:Have you ever attempted to walk accross a cold stone floor in the middle of winter in a basement in bare feet? Hurts like hell, in my opinion. Socks deserve the utmost respect, they won't take over the world. Verizon Wireless, on the other hand....

==Sock Supporters==
These fellows suport the great, movable feet warmers. The truth of the socks awesomeness shall reign down from the heavens!
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Kiloku]]

==Anti-Sock Activists==
These poor fools fight an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. They strive for a day when all the world shall let their toesie-wosies breathe, finally escaping the prison imposed by the oppressive tyranny of archaic foot-coverings which have (for far, far too long) kept them from feeling the cool grass that is FREEDOM!

*[[VOR]]
*[[catldr24]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)==
These poor fools are fully aware that socks are evil, but aren't willing to go to the lengths of battling them, preferring to "live and let live", and even occasionally allowing the cloying taint of the [[Sock Empire]] to cling to their own feet in the name of "[[peace]]".
*[[Cameo]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)==
It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.

*[[Grim Atescu|The Grim]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[Cameo]] (again)

==Other==
*[[№➃➂]]

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category: Family Guy Fans]]

Russian Roulettes

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:31:56 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

A mixture of [[Femme Cola]], [[Shrink Soda]], and [[Furry Juice]]. The chemical components become so mixxed up, that the effects are randomized. Maybe nothing will happen, maybe you'll shrink to the size of a peanut and grow fur and boobs. You won't know till you try it! The main staple of [[The Other TeddVerres]]'s bar.

KeenFans RP 2.01

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:26:57 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

Currently in version 2.01(THe original having been killed by a rather n00bish [[TeddVerres]]), the '''KeenFans RP''' is somewhat loosely based off the KeenFans fancomic created by [[KillerFish]].

It is open to all comers, and taking part in it is like being at a rather surreal party, one where the laws of reality do not necessarily apply.

It is GM'd by [[Squato]], so you can blame him for any random gender and/or species changes that may occur to you there.

[[Category:RPs]]
==Characters==
A Fan (Currently a Homestar character)
Scribble (Form inchangeable due to shapeshifting ability)

The Other TeddVerres

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:23:47 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

TeddVerres(The Character) is a main character used by TeddVerres(The Forumite), often as his avatar. TeddVerres, or TV as he is called, is a parody of "Tedd Drew Verres" from the webcomic, El Goonish Shive, and looks similar, except his shirt is always open, he never wears glasses, and is the proud owner of a purple goatee. He is often refered to as "Tedd's Evil Twin", though it would be worth mentioning he is neither evil nor Tedd's twin.

TV's orgins remain shrowded in mystery. His memory only stretches back 3 years, when he woke up outside a bar in downtown Moperville, with nothing but some shredded papers and the clothing he was wearing. He gained his name from one of the pieces of shredded paper. He was taken into the bar and taught the fine art of bar tending.

Often, TV has nightmares about his past, but they are always chopped up. All he remembers is a man who looks like him, a man in a labcoat with glasses and a darkface, and being strapped down to a cold table.

Attitude wise, TV is know for a slick, sarcastic personality, and is also prone to narcisism. He is a big fan of mixxing up [[Russian Roulettes]] for his customers, along with a wide array of other TFing beverages, though he prefers to stay out of the TFing himself. He can always be found with a bottle of "Dehydrate Bar" pills in his pockets, ready to grow into a full fledged bar with a little bit of water.

TV has shown some signs of latent powers, but he prefers to keep them to himself. Instead, he defends himself with a battle style he calls [[Judgement Ring]].

Socks

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:53:42 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Anti-Sock Activists */

Socks

ThatCanadianDude — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:52:02 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Sock Supporters */

Walter Michael Townsend(Townsend)

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:42:42 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTownsend.jpg]]

== '''Main Info''' ==

*RP: [[Psion RP]]
*Name: Walter Michael Townsend
*Nickname: Townsend
*Age: 14
*Height: 5'8
*Weight: 117 lbs.
*Hair: Shoulder Length, Brown, often has bangs covering his face
*Eyes: Green
*Birthplace: Tulsa, Oklahoma
*Birthday: February 9th
*Status: Single, Heterosexual
*Family: Maria Townsend(Mother)(34)
*Build: Average
*Clothes: Dark Blue Windbreaker, Black Jeans, Black Shoes
*Attitude: Angry and Blunt, Townsend is known for his short temper, having been in and out of Anger managment. We he talks, it's only when he needs something, and he doesn't beat aroudn the bush. He's straight and to the point, to a point of being rude and abrupt. However, when he's alone, he has a tendancy to break into tears and randomly attack inanimate objects. Townsend also has a more human side, helping people in serious trouble, and never attacking women, children, or men who are in trouble.
*Achedemic: He passes, it's good enough
*Abilities: Force Projection
*Back Story: Little is known about Townsend's past, though it's obvious it wasn't pretty. He arrived at [[Deegan Achadamey]] as part of a Psion rehabilitation program. His records lable him as a "Dangerous Individual", and as such, he is being watched by his parole officer, [[Garvey Williams]].
*Battle Style: Walter is more keen to use his fists when he fights. When enraged, he's been known to tople people twice his size.
*Odd Facts: Walter is alergic to cats.

== '''Others Comments''' ==

Place your comments on Townsend here.

Omega League Battle Tournament RP

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:40:42 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

The Omega League Battle Tournament RP is an RP that takes place at a large battle tournament(surprise, surprise). The tournament has attracted warriors from the 4 corners of the universe, and even some from other universes. However, dark going ons are happening behind the scenes. Does this have anything to do with the Battle Arena Tournament from a year prior? We will soon see...

DISCLAIMER: Not all character are here, as the person makign this lacks the patience to do his research.

==Contestants==
*Leonard(Blinkdog)
*Ex(Jesse)
*Deredk(TingYi) (Currently Doesn't Exist, except for 1/10 of his soul in a book)
*Qwerty(catldr24)
*John(Jonix)
*Ragdoll(Chewbert)
*Atashi(Atashi-Cloud)
*Chester & Eddy(TV)
*Drayco(Drayco)

==Arena Workers==
*Dr. Terrance(TV)
*Diana(Jesse)

==Audience==
*Cyclea(TingYi) (Currently Heading Home)
*Sarai(TingYi) (Currently Doesn't Exhist.... at all..)
*Warth(TV)
*Shrip(TV)
*Alex(Chewbert)
*Alexia(Chewbert)
*Feral(Chewbert)

Warth Richards

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:57:07 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Main Info */

== Main Info ==
*RP: [[Omega League Battle Tournament RP]]
*Name: Warth Matthew Richards
*Age: 23
*Gender: Male
*Species: Catperson, 50/50(Human Body, with the fur, ears, tail, retractable claws, and nose of a cat)
*Eyes: Green
*Hair: Short Messy Black
*Fur: Short Messy Brown
*Clothing: White Tank Top, Blue Jeans
*Height: 6'0
*Weight: 168 lbs.
*Attitude: Nutty and funny, Warth is the classic "lovable idiot". He does whatever he can to help people. He's not so much stupid as he is forgetful. Warth often has difficulty taking hints, no matter how blatant they are. He is also gulible.
*Bio: Warth, throughout his life, has gone through care free and happy. He grew up next door to his best friend and current roommate, Shrip Gregors. Their fathers served together in Vietnam, and where lifelong friends as well. Warth is the stay at home, staying in his and Shrip's appartment in Edmonton, where he spends his days flash animating, playing video games, and otherwise screwing around. Warth seems to be irristable to girls. No one seems to know why. He has a tendancy to go through girlfriends rather quickly, his average relationship lasting a month, with his pit of depression following lasting about a week, before it seems to leave his mind.
*RandomFacts:
*Warth is part dog person, from his great grandfather on his mother's side
*Warth knows how to play the piano, the clarinet, and the violin
*Warth doesn't have a drivers liscence

== Others Opinions ==
*TeddVerres: "Of all the characters I've created, Warth is, by far, the most fun to play

Warth Richards

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:56:08 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: /* Main Info */

Warth Richards

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:55:38 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

Walter Michael Townsend(Townsend)

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:04:43 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

[[Image:OmegaTownsend.jpg]]

== '''Main Info''' ==

*RP: [[Psion RP]]
*Name: Walter Michael Townsend
*Nickname: Townsend
*Age: 14
*Height: 5'8
*Weight: 117 lbs.
*Hair: Shoulder Length, Brown, often has bangs covering his face
*Eyes: Green
*Birthplace: Tulsa, Oklahoma
*Birthday: February 9th
*Status: Single, Heterosexual
*Family: Maria Townsend(Mother)(34)
*Build: Average
*Clothes: Dark Blue Windbreaker, Black Jeans, Black Shoes
*Attitude: Angry and Blunt, Townsend is known for his short temper, having been in and out of Anger managment. We he talks, it's only when he needs something, and he doesn't beat aroudn the bush. He's straight and to the point, to a point of being rude and abrupt. However, when he's alone, he has a tendancy to break into tears and randomly attack inanimate objects. Townsend also has a more human side, helping people in serious trouble, and never attacking women, children, or men who are in trouble.
*Achedemic: He passes, it's good enough
*Abilities: Force Projection
*Back Story: Little is known about Townsend's past, though it's obvious it wasn't pretty. He arrived at [[Deegan Achadamey]] as part of a Psion rehabilitation program. His records lable him as a "Dangerous Individual".
*Battle Style: Walter is more keen to use his fists when he fights. When enraged, he's been known to tople people twice his size.
*Odd Facts: Walter is alergic to cats.

== '''Others Comments''' ==

Place your comments on Townsend here.

File:OmegaTownsend.jpg

ThatCanadianDude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:01:53 GMT

ThatCanadianDude: Picture of Townsend as made in DollWizard.

Picture of Townsend as made in DollWizard.

Socks

ThatCanadianDude — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:35:11 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

==Invention:==
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the [[bad old days]], before anyone knew how to [[TF]] themselves into a [[catkin]] to keep warm.

==Also, they're evil.==

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the [[Owl]] will use you for legwarmers.

==Sock Supporters==
*[[TeddVerres]]

==Anti-Sock Activists==
*[[VOR]]

The Plague of 2006

ThatCanadianDude — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:23:06 GMT

ThatCanadianDude:

In the year of our Lord 2006, a young man named TeddVerres picked up a strange virus from an acquaintance. It immediately sent itself out to all those in his MSN Contacts list, and the Great Keenspot Plague of 2006 began.

The virus quickly spread like wildfire throughout the forums, with many such as catldr24 succumbing to its supremely irritating effects. The flow was stemmed when the good Sir Lomgren posted the antidote: a good dose of Sophos and Avira.

Some, like [[TingYi]] and [[Grim Atescu]], owned Macs and luckily escaped the plague.

==Experiences==

===Piebunny===

"Well. By curious coincidence, I also picked up the virus from a guy I knew at school. Nonetheless, that didn't make it any less annoying.

The first symptoms were it autosending itself about once every thirty seconds to everyone in my buddies list, then attempting to close the windows. I was forced to sign out.

The next day, my brothers told me the computer wouldn't start at all. Sure enough, whenever I attempted a logon, the computer would invariably go to the Blue Screen of Death. I tried starting the computer in Safe Mode, which worked fine.
I ran several McAfee virus scans, none of which turned up anything. I had to call McAfee itself. I listened to light music for about an hour or so total, interspersed with "Your call is important to us"s and "Our operators are busy"s. Eventually I got on to someone, who sent me an email with standard procedure to remove viruses, which didn't work.

I eventually gave up on McAfee and instead tried Lommy's cure, which has worked fine so far. So far."

===TeddVerres===
I'm sorry to say that, chances are, I was the source of the great Keenspot Plauge. I was simply playing around on the internet when I got a MSN hit from an aquaintance of mine who goes by "Dayne". It asked me if I was in the picture in the link it had. Being of curious nature, I clicked, and thus released the virus into my grandparents computer.

I didn't notice at first, until everyone on my AIM and MSN got pop-ups. And thus, I released the virus unto all people I knew, who in tern spread it to more, until the virus was everywhere.

Fortunetly, it wasn't to bad. I shut down my MSN and AIM so I wouldn't spread the virus anymore, and then all I had to worry about was several annoying pop-ups with an orc smoking a cigar.

I am sad to say I have not yet rid myself of the virus, as I have not been to my grandparents in awhile. I hope that I can return soon, and rid them of this problem before it gets worse.