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Deities of Mayhem

Squato — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:48:06 GMT

Squato:

Those Mayhemites who have ascended to a higher plane of existence.
*[[TingYi]]-Goddess of Mayhem 
*[[Anti-Paragon]]-Servant of Mayhem and Deity of Imperfection 
*[[Malachy19]]-Deity of Tentacles and Schoolgirl Uniforms 
*[[Squato]]- Deity of the shoehat fez and the Tango - ((XD)) 
*[[Sven8705]]- Deity of pineapple cheesecakes and the Svenpire 
*[[Kraggi]]-Deity of Wanton Insanity and Orgies 
*[[Cameo]]-Deity of Stabbings 
*[[Atashi-Cloud]] 
*[[Kalga]]-Deity of Catgirls and Fire 
*[[Cheez]]-Deity of I Forget What It Was I Claimed. 
*[[Kum-El]] 
*[[Lomgren]] 
*[[Grim Atescu]] 
*[[VOR]]- Deity of Flying Kitties and Delicious Food 
*[[Drayco]]-Deity of Moogles and Cuteness(and possibly scary avatars) 
*[[Davecom3]]-Deity of Pogo Sticks, Swings, and Trampolines 
*[[10.0.0.1]] 
*[[PixelHead777]] 
*[[ChroniclerC]]-Deity of Lore, Weres, and Hats 
*[[BumRussianElvis]]

Squato

Squato — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:27:12 GMT

Squato:

Deadbeat dad to [[Xena]], occasionally wears shoes on his head and has been known to wear a Fez in public places.

Is really messed up.

His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom waiting to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*

Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.

[[V5]] him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome [[Squata]], vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes [[Vixa]], the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.

If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter. ((Yeah, I did that and nothing happened.)) Answer, you did it wrong.

One of the two rulers of Svensylsquatostan.

He created the [[Foxkin]].

:''Just a Steel-Town boy on a saturday night
:''Lookin for the fight of his life
:''In the real time world no one sees him at all
:''They all say he's crazy

:''Lockin rythms to the beat of his heart
:''Changing moment into light
:''He has danced into the danger zone
:''When the dancer becomes the dance

:''It can cut you like a knife
:''If the gift becomes the fire
:''All the while you're stuck between
:''What's will and what will be

:''He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
:''And he's dancing like he never danced before
:''He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
:''And he's dancing like he never danced before

He also makes EGS based music videos that can be found on YouTube.

'''He eats babies'''

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:Duplicates]]

Thunderchild RP

Squato — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:39:06 GMT

Squato:

It has [[Foxkin]], and Bounty hunters, and is set in space.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Oh, other than that it is set in the same universe as [[Frink!]], and will "connect" at some point in the future.

[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91099 JOIN AND GET POSTING NOW!]

Help the [[Tasha bikini fund]].

The name "Thunderchild" is used for the name of the ship, and is taken from the legendary Chilargentinan Naval Vessel of the same name.

== Characters, their race and position on the ''Thunderchild'' ==

*'''Harkin Brasil''' - Vulpkin - Captain of the Thunderchild
*'''Tasha Greytail''' - Urockin - Pilot
*'''Drayco Rykael''' - [[Lynxkin]] - Bounty Hunter, currently working as a Bodyguard/Weapons Specialist/Medic
*'''Ivan Yurivich''' - Human - Bounty Hunter
*'''Ипатий (Ipati) Фёдоров (Fyodor/Theodore-ov)''' - Archkin - Bounty Hunter
*'''Leonard Tiberius Rictor''' - Mostly augmented human - Bounty Hunter
*'''Kregor von Hoss''' - Entsetzlichehunde - Bodyguard/Boarder (Will be shown later on)

==Images of the ship==

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9624/foxshipwip1sn0.jpg

This is the uncoloured version of the Thunderchild.

Thanks to Tunsky of [http://foxfire.comicgenesis.com/ Foxfire Chronicles] (READ!).

(Image only linked as I didn't want to kill the page with a large(ish) image. If anyone wants to fix it so the image is displayed then you are allowed. Just know copyright is owned for the image and the design.)

==The end of the future==

The two main reasons for the death of the RP are that interest dropped after VOR had to leave the forums (and hence Frink! dropped at the sametime), and that people became more and more busy with real life issues.

Now it should be noted that interest in the RP remained for a while with all/most mambers, but no action was taken to restart the RP due to the above factors.

==Impact of the RP==

The Thunderchild took part in the final space battle against the EOU. She was one of the first ships that attacked the EOU fleet above the Cameo Comic planet, and would later hold her position while the other ships withdrew for a second attack. It was at that stage that the ship received heavry damage from the EOU ships, enough that Harkin was forced to order all hands to abandon ship while he remained and piloted her on a course which would ram the flagship of themembers EOUheavy fleet (as shown [http://eou.comicgenesis.com/d/20070928.html here]).

All members of the crew made it out alive bar Harkin, who is believed to have gone down with his ship.

(And yes, that is what really happened. Just the final charge was the only part shown for a number of reasons.)

That version of the Thunderchild was lost, but the name and the spirit of that ship will live on.

[[Category:RPs]]

Thunderchild RP

Squato — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:23:39 GMT

Squato:

It has [[Foxkin]], and Bounty hunters, and is set in space.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Oh, other than that it is set in the same universe as [[Frink!]], and will "connect" at some point in the future.

[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91099 JOIN AND GET POSTING NOW!]

Help the [[Tasha bikini fund]].

The name "Thunderchild" is used for the name of the ship, and is taken from the legendary Chilargentinan Naval Vessel of the same name.

== Characters, their race and position on the ''Thunderchild'' ==

*'''Harkin Brasil''' - Vulpkin - Captain of the Thunderchild
*'''Tasha Greytail''' - Urockin - Pilot
*'''Drayco Rykael''' - [[Lynxkin]] - Bounty Hunter, currently working as a Bodyguard/Weapons Specialist/Medic
*'''Ivan Yurivich''' - Human - Bounty Hunter
*'''Ипатий (Ipati) Фёдоров (Fyodor/Theodore-ov)''' - Archkin - Bounty Hunter
*'''Leonard Tiberius Rictor''' - Mostly augmented human - Bounty Hunter
*'''Kregor von Hoss''' - Entsetzlichehunde - Bodyguard/Boarder (Will be shown later on)

==Images of the ship==

(Thanks to Tunsky of [http://foxfire.comicgenesis.com/ Foxfire Chronicles] (READ!).

==The end of the future==

The two main reasons for the death of the RP are that interest dropped after VOR had to leave the forums (and hence Frink! dropped at the sametime), and that people became more and more busy with real life issues.

Now it should be noted that interest in the RP remained for a while with all/most mambers, but no action was taken to restart the RP due to the above factors.

==Impact of the RP==

The Thunderchild took part in the final space battle against the EOU. She was one of the first ships that attacked the EOU fleet above the Cameo Comic planet, and would later hold her position while the other ships withdrew for a second attack. It was at that stage that the ship received heavry damage from the EOU ships, enough that Harkin was forced to order all hands to abandon ship while he remained and piloted her on a course which would ram the flagship of themembers EOUheavy fleet (as shown [http://eou.comicgenesis.com/d/20070928.html here]).

All members of the crew made it out alive bar Harkin, who is believed to have gone down with his ship.

(And yes, that is what really happened. Just the final charge was the only part shown for a number of reasons.)

That version of the Thunderchild was lost, but the name and the spirit of that ship will live on.

[[Category:RPs]]

Satan

Squato — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:01:27 GMT

Squato:

==Humorous Description==

Enemy to the villainous creature known as [[God]]. Is known for such benevolent acts as gifting man with fruit from the tree of knowledge, and offering to give men anything they want in exchange for the trivial useless thing known as a [[soul]].

==Serious Description==

As with most gods, there are many stories about him. Unlike most gods, there is more than one religion that mentions him. In Catholicism and Islam he is known as an evil being. There is one religion (Satanism) that states that he is neither good nor evil, but simply an omnipresent force of nature. As a result of these contradictory ideas of what his alignment is, he is not under any alignment category.

==<strike>Unknown</strike> Dubious "facts"==

Was only able to make a name for himself after he made a deal with [[Squata]].

Is sometimes called Stan/Stanny. Calls himself Glenda.

[[Category:Evil]]

MOOMANiBE

Squato — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 19:05:46 GMT

Squato:

'''MOOMANiBE''' Is a kittycat... But he is also a cow superhero! Not to be confused with SuperCow from Cow & Chicken, don't want them crazy lawyers after us with copyright infringement issues!

This page used to be really long, but someone named "As0Srd" deleted the entire thing. What a brick.
Anyway, add stuff here.

== Edit this page! ==
The Moom declares this page open for [[abuse]]. If thou can think of an amusing and/or silly addition, thou shouldst add it. [[Truth]] and/or [[accuracy]] not required.

== ArtStuffs ==
Moom does Artstuffs.
He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/
He suffers from two major problems in his art. One is his [[LSE]], the other is rabid Bunnies (Like [[KillerFish]] and [[FerretBob]]) who plague him with cries of [[Make a Comic]]

== Stuffs ==
Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

== RPs and Stuffs ==
*Moom participates (badly) in [[MKRP]] as Aura, a telekinetic girl from another dimension.
*He has only been able to do that because somepeople believe he either paid or was sleeping with Ann. Not that either will say that happened...
*Also, was in [[LPW]] for a while but [[dissapeared]]. [[Mysteriously]]. [[OooooOooOOoO]].

==[[Fluff]]==
* Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
* According to rumors, may have used a TFG to transform someone into "Living Cream Cheese"
* Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
* Never blinks.
* Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
* Can lift large trucks with one hand.
* Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
* Invented ninjas.
* Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
* Has a not-so-secret admirer
* Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone
* Lives by the motto "I put the laughter in manslaughter!".
* It is said that a bracelet made from a lock of his hair on the night of a full moon will grant incredible powers to its possessor, but nobody seems to know exactly ''what'' powers...
* Once challenged [[Satan]] to a game of [[Dance Dance Revolution]], but it ended prematurely when a power failure shut down the game.
* When he ran into Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, all he could do was laugh at them.
* Is actually a waffle eating lesbian, or was that a lesbian eating waffle?

==Same Fluff, but poorly translated into [[German]]==
* Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
* Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
* Blinkt nie.
* Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
* Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
* Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
* Erfundene ninjas.
* Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
* Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer
* Besitzt ein magisches Fliegenmotorrad, heraus benutzt hauptsächlich zu den Hinterverkleidung Passagierstrahlen und zu den ungewöhnlichen Leuten, indem reenacting die „Mann auf dem Flügel“ Episode der Dämmerung-Zone
* Leben durch das Motto „ich setzte das Gelächter in Manslaughter!“ ein.
* Es wird gesagt, daß ein Bracelet, der von einer Verriegelung seines Haares auf der Nacht eines Vollmonds gebildet wird, unglaubliche Energien seinem Besitzer bewilligt, aber niemand scheint, '' genau zu kennen, welches ''… antreibt
* Einmal herausgefordertes Satan zu einem Spiel der Tanz-Tanz-Revolution, aber er beendeten vorzeitig, als ein Stromausfall das Spiel schloß.
* Als er Vin Diesel, Klemme Norris und Herrn T traf, sollte aller, den er tun könnte, an ihnen lachen.

==Same Fluff, but translated back into what is believed to be English==
* The Penguin 1/16 is real because of a furious scientist around the at the beginning 20. Century.
* Subsists on only 15 minutes sleep week, because of A caffeinated skin marks.
* Never flashes.
* Rusty lumps of the scrap iron eat to the breakfast.
* Can large process card which with a hand raise.
* Once a perfect gulf play of 18 drillings in one played.
* Invented one ninjas.
* All 11 secret herbs and spices learned themselves and noticed.
* Not sogeheimnis Bewunderer has one.
* A magic fly motorcycle, out used mainly for the Hinterverkleidung and for the unusual people, possesses passenger jets by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of the dawn zone
* Life by the slogan "I set the laughter in Manslaughter!"
* It is said that a Bracelet, which is formed by a bolting device of its hair on the night of a full moon grants unbelievable energies to its owner, but anybody does not seem to exactly know '' which ''... propels.
* Once provoked Satan to a play of the dance dance revolution, but it terminated prematurely, when a power failure closed the play.
* When it met Vin Diesel, clamp Norris and Mr. T, everything, which it could do, should laugh at them.

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[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Artbunnies]]
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Squata

Squato — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:38:39 GMT

Squato:

Avoid.

Failure to do so results in a rather dashing pincushion affect as her large (and apparently inexhaustible) supply of knives will suddenly be buried in various improbable (and uncomfortable) places in your being. The inexhaustible nature of these knives is puzzling, prompting theories that she can somehow access [[Knifespace]], which is similar to [[Hammerspace]].

Pray that you are not wearing a good suit if you fail to avoid her.

Not only a female duplicate of [[Squato]], Squata was meant to be born his twin, however she was stillborn. Her soul, however, managed to cling on to Squato's, thus causing the strange secondary personality when Squato got hit by a [[V5'ed|FV5]] beam.

She has a crush on [[KillerFish|DarkKillerFish]]. [[FerretBob]] started a [[The Squata Song|chant]] about this event... Strangely he still survives...

After admitting this, Dark used his [[Quantum Gloves]] to split Squata from Squato, thus allowing the two to pursue a relationship.

She is believed to be a reason why [[Dayantis]] and [[IceTigerLily]] got married.

She is a main antagonist in [[Ed Bunny, PI]].

All her bladed weapons she has made herself. This is because she can balance them the way she wants them to be, and as no one wants to be near her long enough to make them for her.

It has been hinted that [[Agent Bunny]] passed on a word of warning about Squata to the [[Evil Overlords United]].

==Origin Story (Condensed)==
Stolen straight from the horse's mouth, the origin of Squata:

''"Last year some n00b was following me around wanting to V5 me and date my V5 self. Now this went on for a month, so I was starting to become a little pissed off about that fact. So I talked to [[Brylian_Troy|Troy]], and the idea of a female version of myself that likes to kill people came to be. Now the idea was basic, but Troy did draw something for me that was an image that could be used if the n00b did get me, which happeed just a few hours later. Long story short, she ran around and killed people from then on if I was V5'ed (any really, but V5 is the used the most here).

''As a note, here are a few things to know. Her original name was not "Squata", but in fact "Checkout Chick" (as in a play on "Bi-Lo Man" and where I work as a result). The name Squata came after some people wanted to know her name, and I said I'll take any good ones if anybody had them as I couldn't think of one ([[Uite]] gave her the name).

''The other little fact is that she would V5 herself as often as she could so as to allow herself to be free and look for a means to stay alive."''

-Squato, in response to [[Ciennas]] saying the Wiki was, quote, "a little vague on the definitions".

==Quotes==

''"They are a girl's best friend."''

When talking about her [[Knife|knives]].

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]
[[Category:KeenFansium]]
[[Category:Female]]

Evil Overlords United

Squato — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:32:52 GMT

Squato:

The foul aggressors in the [[Crossover Wars]].

==The Editor==
The leader of the EOU, not much is known about him or his powers. It is known that he is a naga, and can survive powerful magical attacks.

==Jason Fellback==
Not much is known about this member of the EOU. He is the member that attacked CameoComic, kidnapped Scale's creators, and stole the her bracelet.

==Dr. Catastrophe==
The head scientist for the EOU, he developed the DRACO portal system. "Dr. Catastrophe is a brilliant scientist, knowledgeable in almost every field, who sets results over everything else, and the brain behind the devices of the EOU's, especially the DRACO and the droids. How he became a key part in forming the Evil Overlords has been recorded [http://eou.comicgenesis.com/Catastrophe.html| here]. He is thought to somehow be the father of Celine Quickenice." (EOU member datafiles (cast page))

==Zworgue==
Not much is known about the powers of this diminutive member of the EOU. "Zworgue is a "tingnie" , the last surviving member of an ancient lost civilization sealed away to evolve further than anyone of his race. Being resurrected by Dr. Catastrophe his evolvings are slowly taking place, but nobody knows as of yet how and when he will evolve any further. His addition to the Evil Overlords has been recorded [http://eou.comicgenesis.com/Zworgue.html| here]. (EOU member datafiles (cast page))

==Deception==
Not much is known yet of the history of this member of the EOU. However, it is known that he has some sort of shapeshifting powers, as he has shown that he is capable of transforming himself into a dragon.

==Celine Quickenice==
"Celine is to all appearances the daughter of Dr. Catastrophe. She and her mother were kidnapped by the G.R.A.I.S.E when she was young, and she grew up in a space faring Zoo where her mother died and various tests awakened her latens psionic powers (not measure). When freed she returned home and joined her fathers organization. An account of some of her trials has been recorded [http://eou.comicgenesis.com/Celine.html| here].(EOU member datafiles (cast page))

==Agent Bunny==
A spy sent to infiltrate the EGS forums, he succeeded in stealing an unknown, but presumably large amount of [[TF gun]]s for use by the EOU, and placed DRACO beacons on other containers of EGS weaponry and supplies, which later gave the Head Alien access to the Funky Horror, the Boardies' space station/command centre, from which he was able to steal several Fanworks class ships.

==Head Alien==
He attacked the Funky Horror, and stole several Fanworks class ships. He then launched an attack on the EGS's command post in the [[Waffle House]], which is currently in progress.

Squato

Squato — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:15:40 GMT

Squato:

Deadbeat dad to [[Xena]], occationally wears shoes on his head.

Is really messed up.

His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom wating to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*

Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.

[[V5]] him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome [[Squata]], vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes [[Vixa]], the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.

If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter.

He created the [[Foxkin]].

:''Just a Steel-Town boy on a saturday night
:''Lookin for the fight of his life
:''In the real time world no one sees him at all
:''They all say he's crazy

:''Lockin rythms to the beat of his heart
:''Changing moment into light
:''He has danced into the danger zone
:''When the dancer becomes the dance

:''It can cut you like a knife
:''If the gift becomes the fire
:''All the while you're stuck between
:''What's will and what will be

:''He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
:''And he's dancing like he never danced before
:''He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
:''And he's dancing like he never danced before

He also makes EGS based music videos that can be found on YouTube.

[[Category:Bunnies]]

Squato

Squato — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:09:31 GMT

Squato:

Deadbeat dad to [[Xena]], occationally wears shoes on his head.

Is really messed up.

His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom wating to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*

Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.

[[V5]] him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome [[Squata]], vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes [[Vixa]], the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.

If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter.

He created the [[Foxkin]].

Just a Steel-Town boy on a saturday night
Lookin for the fight of his life
In the real time world no one sees him at all
They all say he's crazy

Lockin rythms to the beat of his heart
Changing moment into light
He has danced into the danger zone
When the dancer becomes the dance

It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
All the while you're stuck between
What's will and what will be

(CHORUS)
He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And he's dancing like he never danced before
He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And he's dancing like he never danced before

He also makes EGS based music videos that can be found on YouTube.
[[Category:Bunnies]]

Schalla (MKRP NPC)

Squato — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:36:29 GMT

Squato:

'''Name:'''
:Schalla, last name unknown.

'''Age:'''
:Probably in the 18-28 range (which means she is around 22-36 for a Foxkin).

'''Sex:'''
:Female

'''Species:'''
:Foxkin

'''Overview:'''
:Works as a waitress at The Rex. Fairly bubbly.

'''Appearance:'''
:Kind of like a hybrid between a fox and a human.

'''Powers/Abilities:'''
:Super serving powers, super hearing powers, super smelling powers (She's good at smelling ''other'' things, not making super smells herself. Unless she's wet. Or in heat. Or etc...).

Note from Squato.

Those "powers" are normal for Foxkin. But I will allow her to have better then average hearing and smelling.

[[Category: MKRP_PNPCs]]

Schalla (MKRP NPC)

Squato — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:35:06 GMT

Squato:

'''Name:'''
:Schalla, last name unknown.

'''Age:'''
:Probably in the 18-28 range (which means she is around 22-36 for a Foxkin).

'''Sex:'''
:Female

'''Species:'''
:Foxkin

'''Overview:'''
:Works as a waitress at The Rex. Fairly bubbly.

'''Appearance:'''
:Kind of like a hybrid between a fox and a human.

'''Powers/Abilities:'''
:Super serving powers, super hearing powers, super smelling powers (She's good at smelling ''other'' things, not making super smells herself. Unless she's wet. Or in heat. Or etc...).

Note from Squato.

Those "powers" are normal for Foxkin. But I will allow her to have better then aveage hearing and smelling.

[[Category: MKRP_PNPCs]]

Mayhem Laws of Physics

Squato — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:16:23 GMT

Squato:

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]]. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. the bouncer of said bar is uber strong

3: No ID Checks

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done
 4b: Especially [[10.0.0.1|10]].

5: There WILL be one character every one, including the writer, hates

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind

11: Lesbians will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3

12: There will be one Anthro or morphing chacracter. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character

18: If a character has an Angsty backround, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception

21: All of Sanchay's characters are insufferably cute

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reaaaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: Bob can play any role and do it well

25: The HotTub is for girls to make love

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to plot

27: there is a good chance 10's girl wll have somthing wrong with her left arm, why is unknown

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.
 31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters
 35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out
 35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the interent at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.
 37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech

38: No one remains single for the whole RPG no matter how hard they try

39: if 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle

41: Law of Tablewear Nonexistance: There is no Spoon.
 41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get
 41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert
 42a: He will be an old man.
 42b: He will be Asian.
 42c: he will be replaced with in 2 years, by some younger guy

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes

44: There will be an evil organization
 44a: They will be stronger than the good guys but still lose to a bunch of students

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always 3 characters who start out unable to speak English
 47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort

50: Anyone who controls Electricty will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual
 51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages Of said character's involvement in RP

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC

54: BTC will always mean Behind the Curtain.

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.
 55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be reveal IC with in a page or less

58: [[FaweFC44|Fawe]]'s characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another

61: Anything that is set up for a cliche ending will have said ending

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly
 64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible, Indestructible, Unbeatable or Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt

67: Kylen's characters get shagged with in a day of meeting a significant other

68: There is always at least one catgirl

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps

74: [Something] always means a curse word

75: Themes are kick ass. All importaint character's have one

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.
 76a: Any character which does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast
 76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well

81: Don't question DEM. Ever.
 81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.
 86a: They will get together.

87: No matter what the RP is about, [[Piebunny]] will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.
 87a: They will become inactive very quickly.

88: None can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.
 89a: EVER.
 89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.
 90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

==Exceptions==

18: Sarah.

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny.

85: Will.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

Xena

Squato — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:46:43 GMT

Squato:

Xena is the daughter of Helen and Squato. Her birth is the result of both Helen's and Squato's [[Tango]] dance.

Sp far she has only shown herself in Last Post Wins (and maybe one of two other places).

It is unknown what she will be like in later years, but the fact that her parents are both Helen and Squato (who from time to time is known as [[Squata]]), could be a sign of what is to come.

Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Squato — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:41:30 GMT

Squato:

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]
*[[CLommy2]]
*[[Lommella]]
*2001
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]
*[[Butler]]
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]
*[[Dayantis]]
*[[Xena]]
*[[Peragrin]]
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]
*[[Squato]]
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]
*[[Ta]]
*[[Joat Delia]]
*[[Draco Blazer]]
*[[May Cottontail]]
*[[Leon Minnis]]
*[[Pan]]
*[[Vincent Vailo]]
*[[Sevilin]]

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]
*[[Salmartia]]
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]
*[[Joseph]]
*[[Norri]]
*[[Warlof]]
*[[Sylver]]
*[[FH Joat Delia]]

== Major Locations ==
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]
**The Dollhouse
*The Beach
**The LPW Hotel
*The Snowfield
*The Dark Forest
**Dimitri's Citadel
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate
**The Valley
*The Eighth Sea
**The Desert Island Base
**The Misty Isles
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]
**[[Lemur Station]]
**Sky's Nest
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]
**[[Uranus]]

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Butler

Squato — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 17:24:21 GMT

Squato:

Butler is the Nyanthisa family butler. He's been working for [[Frike Nyanthisa|Frike]] and [[Lyse Nyanthisa]] Lyse for a very long time, but little else is known about him. He's thin, polite, and has a habit of being right behind anyone who needs his services.

They may or may not have killed someone.

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: VOR's Characters]]
[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: Undead Characters]]

War!

Squato — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:24:13 GMT

Squato:

The war between Gal-Zabor and Svensylsquatostan began somewhere in [[Carrot..?]], and then spun off into its own thread.

It has its own Wiki: [http://editthis.info/war_thread/Main_Page War Wiki]

It also saw the "birth" of [[Ann Pertchin]].

Kraggi, the sexiest beast alive, was turned into the sexiest corpse dead here.

It also spawned the Toasters, one of the craziest and most dangerous things on Mayhem as well as the cute little [[Foxkin]].

It is still open, just PM both AP and Squato before you do join.

[[Category:RPs]]

War!

Squato — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:23:45 GMT

Squato:

The war between Gal-Zabor and Svensylsquatostan began somewhere in [[Carrot..?]], and then spun off into its own thread.

It has its own Wiki: [http://editthis.info/war_thread/Main_Page War Wiki]

It also saw the "birth" of [[Ann Pertchin]].

Kraggi, the sexiest beast alive, was turned into the sexiest corpse dead here.

It also spawned the Toasters, one of the craziest and most dangerous things on Mayhem as well as the cute little Foxkin.

It is still open, just PM both AP and Squato before you do join.

[[Category:RPs]]

Squato

Squato — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:22:23 GMT

Squato:

Is really messed up.

His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom wating to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*

Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.

V5 him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome [[Squata]], vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes [[Vixa]], the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.

If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter.

He created the [[Foxkin]].

Brylian Troy

Squato — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:19:54 GMT

Squato:

He's blue and furry and appears in [[Ed Bunny, PI]] as the leader of [[Felina]], and was suspect in the [[catldr24|Cat Loder]]'s moider.

His user name is really Brylian_Troy.

He created the [[Catkin]].

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Cat-people]]

Thunderchild RP

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:23:40 GMT

Squato:

Cuteness Defense Shield

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:08:07 GMT

Squato:

Yet to be known if it works on after a three tailed Foxkin Vixen has her way with him for a little item.

Otherwise, something that [[Drayco]] has.

Cuteness Defense Shield

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:07:51 GMT

Squato:

Yet to be known if it works on after a three tailed Foxkin Vixen has her way with him for a little item.

Otherwise, something that [[Drayco has]].

Cuteness Defense Shield

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:06:51 GMT

Squato:

Yet to be known if it works on after a three tailed Foxkin Vixen has her way with him for a little item.

Vixa

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:00:02 GMT

Squato:

*She pounceglomps you.

Or bites your tail. One of the two (only when your tail looks like food).

Foxkin

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:59:06 GMT

Squato:

Your loveable Fox people who are always good for a hug with their big bushy tails.

Chewier than [[Catkin]]. In some alternate dimensions, there is no such thing as "Gummi Bears", instead replaced by "Gummi Foxkin".

If you look in a mirror and call their naem three times, baby Jake will come and eat your liver.

[http://editthis.info/war_thread/Foxkin The Foxkin page on the War wiki.]

[[Category:Species]]

Catkin

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:56:41 GMT

Squato:

Kind of like humans (not that they'd admit it) in the general sense of walking on two legs and having arms and heads and such all set up the same way and being intelligent (well, sentient, at least), but they have tails and big pointy ears and claws and so forth.

They have a tendency to look down on other cat-people, referring to them disparagingly as "half-breeds".

[[Foxkin]] are chewier and have fluffy, yummy insides.

Catkin also make good hats for Foxkin, as Catkin ears mean they don't need to make a hole for their ears.

[http://editthis.info/war_thread/Catkin See the War wiki page about them.]

[[Category:Species]]

MOOMANiBE

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:53:59 GMT

Squato:

'''MOOMANiBE''' Is a kittycat... But he is also a cow superhero! Not to be confused with SuperCow from Cow & Chicken, don't want them crazy lawyers after us with copyright infringement issues!

He is also Scrawny Lad in his spare time. :P

== Edit this page! ==
The Moom declares this page open for [[abuse]]. If thou can think of an amusing and/or silly addition, thou shouldst add it. [[Truth]] and/or [[accuracy]] not required.

== ArtStuffs ==
Moom does Artstuffs.
He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/
He suffers from two major problems in his art. One is his [[LSE]], the other is rabid Bunnies (Like [[KillerFish]] and [[FerretBob]]) who plague him with cries of [[Make a Comic]]

== Stuffs ==
Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

== RPs and Stuffs ==
*Moom participates (badly) in [[MKRP]] as Aura, a telekinetic girl from another dimension.
*He has only been able to do that because somepeople believe he either paid or was sleeping with Ann. Not that either will say that happened...
*Also, was in [[LPW]] for a while but [[dissapeared]]. [[Mysteriously]]. [[OooooOooOOoO]].

==[[Fluff]]==
* Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
* According to rumors, may have used a TFG to transform someone into "Living Cream Cheese"
* Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
* Never blinks.
* Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
* Can lift large trucks with one hand.
* Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
* Invented ninjas.
* Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
* Has a not-so-secret admirer
* Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone
* Lives by the motto "I put the laughter in manslaughter!".
* It is said that a bracelet made from a lock of his hair on the night of a full moon will grant incredible powers to its possessor, but nobody seems to know exactly ''what'' powers...
* Once challenged [[Satan]] to a game of [[Dance Dance Revolution]], but it ended prematurely when a power failure shut down the game.
* When he ran into Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, all he could do was laugh at them.

==Same Fluff, but poorly translated into [[German]]==
* Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
* Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
* Blinkt nie.
* Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
* Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
* Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
* Erfundene ninjas.
* Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
* Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer
* Besitzt ein magisches Fliegenmotorrad, heraus benutzt hauptsächlich zu den Hinterverkleidung Passagierstrahlen und zu den ungewöhnlichen Leuten, indem reenacting die „Mann auf dem Flügel“ Episode der Dämmerung-Zone
* Leben durch das Motto „ich setzte das Gelächter in Manslaughter!“ ein.
* Es wird gesagt, daß ein Bracelet, der von einer Verriegelung seines Haares auf der Nacht eines Vollmonds gebildet wird, unglaubliche Energien seinem Besitzer bewilligt, aber niemand scheint, '' genau zu kennen, welches ''… antreibt
* Einmal herausgefordertes Satan zu einem Spiel der Tanz-Tanz-Revolution, aber er beendeten vorzeitig, als ein Stromausfall das Spiel schloß.
* Als er Vin Diesel, Klemme Norris und Herrn T traf, sollte aller, den er tun könnte, an ihnen lachen.

==Same Fluff, but translated back into what is believed to be English==
* The Penguin 1/16 is real because of a furious scientist around the at the beginning 20. Century.
* Subsists on only 15 minutes sleep week, because of A caffeinated skin marks.
* Never flashes.
* Rusty lumps of the scrap iron eat to the breakfast.
* Can large process card which with a hand raise.
* Once a perfect gulf play of 18 drillings in one played.
* Invented one ninjas.
* All 11 secret herbs and spices learned themselves and noticed.
* Not sogeheimnis Bewunderer has one.
* A magic fly motorcycle, out used mainly for the Hinterverkleidung and for the unusual people, possesses passenger jets by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of the dawn zone
* Life by the slogan "I set the laughter in Manslaughter!"
* It is said that a Bracelet, which is formed by a bolting device of its hair on the night of a full moon grants unbelievable energies to its owner, but anybody does not seem to exactly know '' which ''... propels.
* Once provoked Satan to a play of the dance dance revolution, but it terminated prematurely, when a power failure closed the play.
* When it met Vin Diesel, clamp Norris and Mr. T, everything, which it could do, should laugh at them.

==[[☺]][[☻]]==
===[[♈]]===
===[[♉]]===
===[[♊]]===
===[[♋]]===
===[[♌]]===
===[[♍]]===
===[[♎]]===
===[[♏]]===
===[[♐]]===
===[[♑]]===
===[[♒]]===
===[[♓]]===

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Artbunnies]]
[[Category: This category does not exist.]]

MOOMANiBE

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:46:49 GMT

Squato:

'''MOOMANiBE''' Is a kittycat... But he is also a cow superhero! Not to be confused with SuperCow from Cow & Chicken, don't want them crazy lawyers after us with copyright infringement issues!

He is also Scrawny Lad in his spare time. :P

== Edit this page! ==
The Moom declares this page open for [[abuse]]. If thou can think of an amusing and/or silly addition, thou shouldst add it. [[Truth]] and/or [[accuracy]] not required.

== ArtStuffs ==
Moom does Artstuffs.
He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/
He suffers from two major problems in his art. One is his [[LSE]], the other is rabid Bunnies (Like [[KillerFish]] and [[FerretBob]]) who plague him with cries of [[Make a Comic]]

== Stuffs ==
Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

== RPs and Stuffs ==
*Moom participates (badly) in [[MKRP]] as Aura, a telekinetic girl from another dimension.
*Also, was in [[LPW]] for a while but [[dissapeared]]. [[Mysteriously]]. [[OooooOooOOoO]].

==[[Fluff]]==
* Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
* According to rumors, may have used a TFG to transform someone into "Living Cream Cheese"
* Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
* Never blinks.
* Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
* Can lift large trucks with one hand.
* Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
* Invented ninjas.
* Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
* Has a not-so-secret admirer
* Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone
* Lives by the motto "I put the laughter in manslaughter!".
* It is said that a bracelet made from a lock of his hair on the night of a full moon will grant incredible powers to its possessor, but nobody seems to know exactly ''what'' powers...
* Once challenged [[Satan]] to a game of [[Dance Dance Revolution]], but it ended prematurely when a power failure shut down the game.
* When he ran into Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, all he could do was laugh at them.

==Same Fluff, but poorly translated into [[German]]==
* Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
* Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
* Blinkt nie.
* Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
* Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
* Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
* Erfundene ninjas.
* Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
* Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer
* Besitzt ein magisches Fliegenmotorrad, heraus benutzt hauptsächlich zu den Hinterverkleidung Passagierstrahlen und zu den ungewöhnlichen Leuten, indem reenacting die „Mann auf dem Flügel“ Episode der Dämmerung-Zone
* Leben durch das Motto „ich setzte das Gelächter in Manslaughter!“ ein.
* Es wird gesagt, daß ein Bracelet, der von einer Verriegelung seines Haares auf der Nacht eines Vollmonds gebildet wird, unglaubliche Energien seinem Besitzer bewilligt, aber niemand scheint, '' genau zu kennen, welches ''… antreibt
* Einmal herausgefordertes Satan zu einem Spiel der Tanz-Tanz-Revolution, aber er beendeten vorzeitig, als ein Stromausfall das Spiel schloß.
* Als er Vin Diesel, Klemme Norris und Herrn T traf, sollte aller, den er tun könnte, an ihnen lachen.

==Same Fluff, but translated back into what is believed to be English==
* The Penguin 1/16 is real because of a furious scientist around the at the beginning 20. Century.
* Subsists on only 15 minutes sleep week, because of A caffeinated skin marks.
* Never flashes.
* Rusty lumps of the scrap iron eat to the breakfast.
* Can large process card which with a hand raise.
* Once a perfect gulf play of 18 drillings in one played.
* Invented one ninjas.
* All 11 secret herbs and spices learned themselves and noticed.
* Not sogeheimnis Bewunderer has one.
* A magic fly motorcycle, out used mainly for the Hinterverkleidung and for the unusual people, possesses passenger jets by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of the dawn zone
* Life by the slogan "I set the laughter in Manslaughter!"
* It is said that a Bracelet, which is formed by a bolting device of its hair on the night of a full moon grants unbelievable energies to its owner, but anybody does not seem to exactly know '' which ''... propels.
* Once provoked Satan to a play of the dance dance revolution, but it terminated prematurely, when a power failure closed the play.
* When it met Vin Diesel, clamp Norris and Mr. T, everything, which it could do, should laugh at them.

==[[☺]][[☻]]==
===[[♈]]===
===[[♉]]===
===[[♊]]===
===[[♋]]===
===[[♌]]===
===[[♍]]===
===[[♎]]===
===[[♏]]===
===[[♐]]===
===[[♑]]===
===[[♒]]===
===[[♓]]===

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Artbunnies]]
[[Category: This category does not exist.]]

Satan

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:43:19 GMT

Squato:

==Humorous Description==

Enemy to the villainous creature known as [[God]]. Is known for such benevolent acts as gifting man with fruit from the tree of knowledge, and offering to give men anything they want in exchange for the trivial useless thing known as a [[soul]].

==Serious Description==

As with most gods, there are many stories about him. Unlike most gods, there is more than one religeon that mentions him. In Catholicism and Islam he is known as an evil being. There is one religeon (Satanism) that states that he is neither good nor evil, but simply an omnipresent force of nature. As a result of these contradictary ideas of what his alignment is, he is not under any alignment category.

==Unknown facts==

Was only able to make a name for himself after he made a deal with [[Squata]].

[[Category:Gods]]

MOOMANiBE

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:38:37 GMT

Squato:

'''MOOMANiBE''' Is a kittycat... But he is also a cow superhero! Not to be confused with SuperCow from Cow & Chicken, don't want them crazy lawyers after us with copyright infringement issues!

He is also Scrawny Lad in his spare time. :P

== Edit this page! ==
The Moom declares this page open for [[abuse]]. If thou can think of an amusing and/or silly addition, thou shouldst add it. [[Truth]] and/or [[accuracy]] not required.

== ArtStuffs ==
Moom does Artstuffs.
He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/
He suffers from two major problems in his art. One is his [[LSE]], the other is rabid Bunnies (Like [[KillerFish]] and [[FerretBob]]) who plague him with cries of [[Make a Comic]]

== Stuffs ==
Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

== RPs and Stuffs ==
*Moom participates (badly) in [[MKRP]] as Aura, a telekinetic girl from another dimension.
*Also, was in [[LPW]] for a while but [[dissapeared]]. [[Mysteriously]]. [[OooooOooOOoO]].

==[[Fluff]]==
* Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
* MOOMANiBE is actually not a anthro feline he just is that hairy
* Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
* Never blinks.
* Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
* Can lift large trucks with one hand.
* Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
* Invented ninjas.
* Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
* Has a not-so-secret admirer
* Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone
* Lives by the motto "I put the laughter in manslaughter!".
* It is said that a bracelet made from a lock of his hair on the night of a full moon will grant incredible powers to its possessor, but nobody seems to know exactly ''what'' powers...
* Once challenged [[Satan]] to a game of [[Dance Dance Revolution]], but it ended prematurely when a power failure shut down the game.
* When he ran into Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, all he could do was laugh at them.

==Same Fluff, but poorly translated into [[German]]==
* Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
* Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
* Blinkt nie. * Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
* Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
* Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
* Erfundene ninjas.
* Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
* Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer
* Besitzt ein magisches Fliegenmotorrad, heraus benutzt hauptsächlich zu den Hinterverkleidung Passagierstrahlen und zu den ungewöhnlichen Leuten, indem reenacting die „Mann auf dem Flügel“ Episode der Dämmerung-Zone
* Leben durch das Motto „ich setzte das Gelächter in Manslaughter!“ ein.
* Es wird gesagt, daß ein Bracelet, der von einer Verriegelung seines Haares auf der Nacht eines Vollmonds gebildet wird, unglaubliche Energien seinem Besitzer bewilligt, aber niemand scheint, '' genau zu kennen, welches ''… antreibt
* Einmal herausgefordertes Satan zu einem Spiel der Tanz-Tanz-Revolution, aber er beendeten vorzeitig, als ein Stromausfall das Spiel schloß.
* Als er Vin Diesel, Klemme Norris und Herrn T traf, sollte aller, den er tun könnte, an ihnen lachen.

==Same Fluff, but translated back into what is believed to be English==
* The Penguin 1/16 is real because of a furious scientist around the at the beginning 20. Century.
* Subsists on only 15 minutes sleep week, because of A caffeinated skin marks.
* Never flashes. * Rusty lumps of the scrap iron eat to the breakfast.
* Can large process card which with a hand raise.
* Once a perfect gulf play of 18 drillings in one played.
* Invented one ninjas.
* All 11 secret herbs and spices learned themselves and noticed.
* Not sogeheimnis Bewunderer has one.
* A magic fly motorcycle, out used mainly for the Hinterverkleidung and for the unusual people, possesses passenger jets by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of the dawn zone
* Life by the slogan "I set the laughter in Manslaughter!"
* It is said that a Bracelet, which is formed by a bolting device of its hair on the night of a full moon grants unbelievable energies to its owner, but anybody does not seem to exactly know '' which ''... propels.
* Once provoked Satan to a play of the dance dance revolution, but it terminated prematurely, when a power failure closed the play.
* When it met Vin Diesel, clamp Norris and Mr. T, everything, which it could do, should laugh at them.

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MOOMANiBE

Squato — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:26:31 GMT

Squato:

'''MOOMANiBE''' Is a kittycat... But he is also a cow superhero! Not to be confused with SuperCow from Cow & Chicken, don't want them crazy lawyers after us with copyright infringement issues!

He is also Scrawny Lad in his spare time. :P

== Edit this page! ==
The Moom declares this page open for [[abuse]]. If thou can think of an amusing and/or silly addition, thou shouldst add it. [[Truth]] and/or [[accuracy]] not required.

== ArtStuffs ==
Moom does Artstuffs.
He has a page at http://moomanibe.deviantart.com/
He suffers from two major problems in his art. One is his [[LSE]], the other is rabid Bunnies (Like [[KillerFish]] and [[FerretBob]]) who plague him with cries of [[Make a Comic]]

== Stuffs ==
Moom does other stuffs too. It's exciting. For instance, Moom designed the statue of liberty, the Berlin wall, and the buildings containing the legislature of 23 different nations.

== RPs and Stuffs ==
*Moom participates (badly) in [[MKRP]] as Aura, a telekinetic girl from another dimension.
*Also, was in [[LPW]] for a while but [[dissapeared]]. [[Mysteriously]]. [[OooooOooOOoO]].

==[[Fluff]]==
* Is actually 1/16 penguin due to a mad scientist around the beginning of the 20th century.
* MOOMANiBE is actually not a anthro feline he just is that hairy
* Subsists on only 15 minutes of sleep a week, due to a caffeinated skin patch.
* Never blinks.
* Eats rusted chunks of scrap iron for breakfast.
* Can lift large trucks with one hand.
* Once played a perfect golf game of 18 holes in one.
* Invented ninjas.
* Has learned and memorized all 11 Secret Herbs & Spices.
* Has a not-so-secret admirer
* Owns a magic flying motorcycle, used primarily to tailgate passenger jets and to freak people out by reenacting the "man on the wing" episode of The Twilight Zone
* Lives by the motto "I put the laughter in manslaughter!".
* It is said that a bracelet made from a lock of his hair on the night of a full moon will grant incredible powers to its possessor, but nobody seems to know exactly ''what'' powers...
* Once challenged [[Satan]] to a game of [[Dance Dance Revolution]], but it ended prematurely when a power failure shut down the game.
* When he ran into Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr T, all he could do was laugh at them.

==Same Fluff, but poorly translated into [[German]]==
* Wirklich ist der Penguin 1/16 wegen eines wütenden Wissenschaftlers um den Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts.
* Subsists auf nur 15 Minuten Schlaf ein Woche, wegen a caffeinated Hautflecken.
* Blinkt nie. * Ißt verrostete Klumpen des Alteisens zum Frühstück.
* Kann große LKWas mit einer Hand anheben.
* Spielte einmal ein vollkommenes Golfspiel von 18 Bohrungen in einer.
* Erfundene ninjas.
* Hat alle 11 sich geheimen Kräuter u. Gewürze erlernt und gemerkt.
* Hat einen Nicht-sogeheimnis Bewunderer
* Besitzt ein magisches Fliegenmotorrad, heraus benutzt hauptsächlich zu den Hinterverkleidung Passagierstrahlen und zu den ungewöhnlichen Leuten, indem reenacting die „Mann auf dem Flügel“ Episode der Dämmerung-Zone
*Leben durch das Motto „ich setzte das Gelächter in Manslaughter!“ ein.
* Es wird gesagt, daß ein Bracelet, der von einer Verriegelung seines Haares auf der Nacht eines Vollmonds gebildet wird, unglaubliche Energien seinem Besitzer bewilligt, aber niemand scheint, '' genau zu kennen, welches ''… antreibt
* Einmal herausgefordertes Satan zu einem Spiel der Tanz-Tanz-Revolution, aber er beendeten vorzeitig, als ein Stromausfall das Spiel schloß.
* Als er Vin Diesel, Klemme Norris und Herrn T traf, sollte aller, den er tun könnte, an ihnen lachen.

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War!

Squato — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:51:54 GMT

Squato:

The war between Gal-Zabor and Svensylsquatostan began somewhere in [[Carrot..?]], and then spun off into its own thread.

It has its own Wiki: [http://editthis.info/war_thread/Main_Page War Wiki]

It also saw the "birth" of [[Ann Pertchin]].

Kraggi, the sexiest beast alive, was turned into the sexiest corpse dead here.

It also spawned the Toasters, one of the craziest and most dangerous things on Mayhem

It is still open, just PM both AP and Squato before you do join.

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Thunderchild RP

Squato — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:49:10 GMT

Squato:

Thunderchild RP

Squato — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:58:35 GMT

Squato:

It has Foxkin, and Bounty hunters, and is set in space.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Oh, other then it is set in the same universe as [[Frink!]]

[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91099 JOIN AND GET POSTING NOW!]

Help the [[Tasha bikini fund]].

Thunderchild RP

Squato — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:57:43 GMT

Squato:

It has Foxkin, and Bounty hunters, and is set in space.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Oh, other then it is set in the same universe as [[Flink!]]

[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91099 JOIN AND GET POSTING NOW!]

Help the [[Tasha bikini fund]].

Foxkin

Squato — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:56:31 GMT

Squato:

Your loveable Fox people who are always good for a hug with their big bushy tails.

Better than [[Catkin]].

[http://editthis.info/war_thread/Foxkin The Foxkin page on the War wiki.]

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Catkin

Squato — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:49:01 GMT

Squato:

Kind of like humans (not that they'd admit it) in the general sense of walking on two legs and having arms and heads and such all set up the same way and being intelligent (well, sentient, at least), but they have tails and big pointy ears and claws and so forth.

They have a tendency to look down on other cat-people, referring to them disparagingly as "half-breeds".

[[Foxkin]] are better.

[http://editthis.info/war_thread/Catkin See the War wiki page about them.]

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Foxkin

Squato — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:58:31 GMT

Squato:

Better then [[Catkin]].

Catkin

Squato — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:57:55 GMT

Squato:

It's a secret to nobody anymore.

Squato — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:02:25 GMT

Squato:

Congratulations! You have found a secret page! <strike>Unfortunately you don’t win anything.</strike>You win a silver sword! Now go away.

Sadly a bunny stole it, so you get a stick.

Squata

Squato — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:20:23 GMT

Squato:

Avoid.

Failure to do so results in a rather dashing pincushion affect as her large (and supposedly inexhaustible) supply of knives will suddenly be buried in various improbable (and uncomfortable) places in your being. The inexhaustible nature of these knives is puzzling, prompting theories that she can somehow access [[Knifespace]], which is similar to [[Hammerspace]].

Pray that you are not wearing a good suit if you fail to avoid her.

Not only a female duplicate of [[Squato]], Squata was meant to be born his twin, however was stillborn. Her soul, however, managed to cling on to Squato's, thus causing the strange secondary personality when Squato got hit by a [[V5'ed|FV5]] beam.

She has a crush on [[KillerFish|DarkKillerFish]]. [[FerretBob]] started a [[The Squata Song|chant]] about this event... Strangely he still survives...

After admitting this, Dark used his [[Quantum Gloves]] to split Squata from Squato, thus allowing the two to persue a relationship.

She is believed to be a reason why [[Dayantis]] and [[IceTigerLily]] got married.

She is a main antagonist in [[Ed Bunny, PI]].

All her bladed weapons she has made herself. This is because she can balance them the way she wants them to be, and as no one wants to be near her long enough to make them for her.

==Origin Story (Condensed)==
Stolen straight from the horse's mouth, the origin of Squata:

''Last year some n00b was following me around wanting to V5 me and date my V5 self. Now this went on for a month, so I was starting to become a little pissed off about that fact. So I talked to Troy, and the idea of a female version of myself that likes to kill people came to be. Now the idea was basic, but Troy did draw something for me that was an image that could be used if the n00b did get me, which happeed just a few hours later. Long story short, she ran around and killed people from then on if I was V5'ed (any really, but V5 is the used the most here).

As a note, here are a few things to know. Her oringal name was not Squata, but in fact Checkout Chick (as in a play on Bi-Lo Man and where I work as a result). The name Squata came after some poeple wanted to know her name, and I said I'll take any good ones if anybody had them as I couldn't think of one ([[Uite]] gave the name).

The other little fact is that she would V5 herself as often as she could so as to allow herself to be free and look for a means to stay alive.''

-Squato, in Response to Ciennas Saying the Wiki was, quote, 'a little vague on the definitions'.

==Quotes==

''They are a girls best firend.''
When talking about her [[Knife|knives]].

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Knife

Squato — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:17:18 GMT

Squato:

'''Knives''' are a useful tool that helped the human race move from Caveman towards the modern world.

They are also the trademark weapon of Squata (not that they are her only weapon).

Squata

Squato — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:13:09 GMT

Squato:

Avoid.

Failure to do so results in a rather dashing pincushion affect as her large (and supposedly inexhaustible) supply of knives will suddenly be buried in various improbable (and uncomfortable) places in your being. The inexhaustible nature of these knives is puzzling, prompting theories that she can somehow access [[Knifespace]], which is similar to [[Hammerspace]].

Pray that you are not wearing a good suit if you fail to avoid her.

Not only a female duplicate of [[Squato]], Squata was meant to be born his twin, however was stillborn. Her soul, however, managed to cling on to Squato's, thus causing the strange secondary personality when Squato got hit by a [[V5'ed|FV5]] beam.

She has a crush on [[KillerFish|DarkKillerFish]]. [[FerretBob]] started a [[The Squata Song|chant]] about this event... Strangely he still survives...

After admitting this, Dark used his [[Quantum Gloves]] to split Squata from Squato, thus allowing the two to persue a relationship.

She is believed to be a reason why [[Dayantis]] and [[IceTigerLily]] got married.

She is a main antagonist in [[Ed Bunny, PI]].

==Origin Story (Condensed)==
Stolen straight from the horse's mouth, the origin of Squata:

''Last year some n00b was following me around wanting to V5 me and date my V5 self. Now this went on for a month, so I was starting to become a little pissed off about that fact. So I talked to Troy, and the idea of a female version of myself that likes to kill people came to be. Now the idea was basic, but Troy did draw something for me that was an image that could be used if the n00b did get me, which happeed just a few hours later. Long story short, she ran around and killed people from then on if I was V5'ed (any really, but V5 is the used the most here).

As a note, here are a few things to know. Her oringal name was not Squata, but in fact Checkout Chick (as in a play on Bi-Lo Man and where I work as a result). The name Squata came after some poeple wanted to know her name, and I said I'll take any good ones if anybody had them as I couldn't think of one ([[Uite]] gave the name).

The other little fact is that she would V5 herself as often as she could so as to allow herself to be free and look for a means to stay alive.''

-Squato, in Response to Ciennas Saying the Wiki was, quote, 'a little vague on the definitions'.

==Quotes==

''They are a girls best firend.''
When talking about her [[Knife|knives]].

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[[Category:Ed Bunny, PI]]
[[Category:KeenFansium]]

Hammerspace

Squato — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:19:43 GMT

Squato:

Come on, doesn't anyone want to say something about it?

Knifespace

Squato — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:28:16 GMT

Squato:

Whoever said "Whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger" must have never seen, heard, or been to Kiifespace.

Knifespace

Squato — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:27:17 GMT

Squato:

Whoever said "Whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger" muct have never seen, hear, or been to Kiifespace.

Mystic

Squato — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:31:10 GMT

Squato:

Usually the target for [[Vixa]]'s pounceglomps. Altough he never usually minds =^-^=

Talk:Transgenics RP

Squato — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:19:38 GMT

Squato: Posted both here and there.

Cameo:
It was said by others that Squato badly bungled the scene where everyone showed up at the old man's house, causing much confusion and, if not being completely responsible for it, at least contributing to its death.

This was because of all the complaints I've received about the way he handled it. The wording could have been better, I admit, but it seemed to be a common point of view.

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Well said Cameo, just well said. You do know that that last statement (the one above me) is nothing more then '''slander'''. Even more so as it has been a few good months since that event took place.

I would like it pointed out that yes I did make a mistake after I misread a post in the thread. Something that others didn't point out until it became an issue that needed me to pull in a 3rd party (Lommy in this case). After which time I corrected it, and then made an event that I was able to pull in some of the members that hadded posted in a while (based on an idea with you which we talked about in msn). The last real action came about after I asked if I could be given time to post because I was busy with work and didn't want to have a post that was out of place of the rest of the timeframe of the thread. After that I asked everyone to wake me if they needed my characters (who had gone to bed after the events), if and when they wanted to us them for something. Nothing of the sort happened.

-Squato, and pissed off about it.

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Excuse me? I'm not trying to say it's the true reason the RP died; though I'm not a lawyer, I believe that rules out it being slanderous. I'm trying to say that some people said that (and they did, although on AIM and such rather than the forum itself). I never even said that it was a widely held opinion (though it certainly seemed to be amongst the people discussing it with me). The inclusion of that statement was merely an attempt to represent multiple views.

As for the incident itself, well... I've heard several contradictory opinions of what should have happened, and I've yet to decide for myself what would have been the best course of action, but it's too late to do anything about it now. In any case, what ''did'' happen certainly generated a lot of fallout (I'd say that continuing to be complained to months after the fact fits under this category), and that's a reaction without precedent or successor in a RP of Transgenics' scale (I'd expect it in the War, perhaps, but it wouldn't be nearly as big of a problem in the War).

Finally, this discussion belongs on the talk page, not in the article. - Cameo

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So those statements (ones that had been given to you in AIM), are the only facts that you are counting for this then. That peoples views made without my knowledge, and without any means for me to defend myself and my actions is allowed to base a one sided view like that statement above when you wrote this page then. Even more so as the event that you based that statement off took place at least 3 months, and 20 pages before the final post was made in the RP.

Now yes, I admitted that I caused an issue with the thread after I had misread a statement from one of the characters. That statement was after some of the characters made it to the old man's house, and found that he greeted them with a loaded weapon over open arms (a man that had no idea who they are, nor that they would be coming, nor happy that they have weapons on them at the time they meet him). It was that fact which lead to him pointing a weapon at them, and the A.I. on the place turning on them after they made a threat against him and even moved to attack him. That lead to the issue after everyone had a reaction to that which was then the point things went to hell (I figured someone had been shot based on their post from the statement as I read it, a fact I corrected AFTER I used a 3rd party).

Now we all had bad feeling about that event, but we all moved on from there and let it be. Or so it seemed until you made the page for this old RP and listed as the reason for it's death as MY fault, and only my fault.

Now you stated in your defence that there was a number of issues for why this RP failed in the end (it had over a 100 pages, and hence a good run for many RP's). Only, other then the vague statement of "that once the first major plot arc was closed, the RP began to die." without giving any facts or points as to what that is, you have only listed an event by me as the issue that lead to the fall of the thread, Other then that, no other point is made or given to explain the how and why of the demise of this RP other then something that is based on opinion over anything else.

To me, that is a case of slander as you posted this one sided information which was based only on the views of others given to you in AIM, and no other facts. The fact that it was posted here as fact makes this defamation as what is posted here would be seen as fact by a reader that wanted to find out something in regards to this RP. Now that isn't the end of it, since you based that statement on the views of others and presented that as the only fact on this and no other, what you have here is bias for that fact.

Now you stated that you had wanted "multiple views" about why the thread is now dead. To help that, there are a few of the reasons that have been given that I know of for the fall of this thread. It is only fair that these reasons also be listed.
1) The fact that the thread was filled with God Mod and Mary Sue characters (in part as this was their first RP).
2) Many of the people in the thread either didn't notice, or ignored the actions or some of the posters.
3) many members found the RP to be boring (some to the point they quit before they made their escape from the lab).
4) Bad GM'ing for the fact that you let these issues happen, didn't step in to end them, nor do anything to get the RP moving once it settled into a rut.

Now on that point about War. Yes we have issues, but if the issue states to get out of hand we (the GM's) step in and work out the problem. If it is minor enough, we make a call then. When the issue is larger then that, then we get another GM to help or take it to all the GM's. Now there are things that we do wrong, but we try to fix things and deal with the players so that everyone that is part of War not only knows what is going on, but has fun doing so.

So yes, you may not like the fact that I replied to that statement in here over the talk page or anywhere else. But the fact remains that YOU made that statement, YOU fingered me, and YOU based that on statements made against me which I believe they never wanted to be made public in the first place. As that statement was made as public as it was without any other real views, other then what is show about. for that reason I felt it was right to post a counter point here as that statement names me and only me as the reason for that fact.

-Squato, still pissed off.

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Now I never said that I didn't think they would react to him, just as I said that he would react to anything that was unknown to him happening. In this case it was after on of the traps he had was sent off and he saw a group of "people" standing around sneaking up to his place (some of whom held weapons). Now he told them that that they better move it into the hole, after their protests he pulled the gun to force them into the hole so that he could hold them until he felt safe with them. The others talked to him and in the end were able to get him to lower his weapon (in part as he felt that if they did something, he was safe in case they did in fact want to kill him). Now as so as that happen you had this exchange take place (all on page .

[quote="Malachy19"]Jack looked around at the others climbing into the pit then back up at the old man. "Put that gun away and I'll stay in this pit if you'd like. But I swear, if you ever give even the slightest inclination that you're doublecrossing us, I swear I will make you [i]beg[/i] for death."[/quote]

[quote="Sqauto"]"Fine then, if this ends it." He started to lower the gun ever so much. "Do you feel better now?"[/quote]

[quote="10.0.0.1"]Lurcat had remained silent, not want to make things worse and nodded to C "if you are going to leave us down here can we at least get some water?"[/quote]

[quote="Sqauto"]"Well there is a small room that you will be put in. That would have a bed and somewhere to go to the bathroom. So yes is your answer."[/quote]

[quote="eternaljwh"]Deyanira: "Let'sss get this over with."[/quote]

[quote="Malachy19"]Jack nods. "Very well, I'll trust you. For now."[/quote]

[quote="Sqauto"]"Good, that means I'm less likely to kill you then."[/quote]

That was more or less the end of it until [url=http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2421381#2421381]this post[/url] (and in fact the issue that set it all off).

[quote="BinaryWraith"][quote="Sqauto"]"Good, that means I'm less likely to kill you then."[/quote]

Stephen glares, and swings his hand forward, the staff arcing into existance halfway through it's arc towards the old man's gun hand. "That's the -last- threat I'll take out of you!"[/quote]

That saw the old man duck and fire towards Stephen while the AI system started to fire warning shots at them before aiming at them after they started to become a threat towards them (something I may have played with after I saw it on one of the Terminator movies). Now the mistake I made was that I figured that Stephen had been shot by the round that was fired at him then.

Now both the AI and the old man are characters that I had talked to Cameo about before I used them. The idea was that it would be a person that wanted to help bring down Nextstep because he had worked for them and their dirty work one way or another. The other reason is that he was to give them the outside help they would need whenever it would come up in the RP as well as help train them and give them a place to rest and wait for the short term until they moved once more to Mikes place. Now I had given a few hints that he would not react to them well if he felt they had been a threat to or against him. Now the basic idea for this character was something that I had taken from something I had for the first version of this RP.

Now as Cameo pointed out, I more or less took over the first RP. There are two things that should be noted about that.
1) One is that the ideas I had for both RP's are ones that I took to her in the first place. If she didn't like them, then they would be dropped with no more said about it.
2) By the time I had taken over that RP, there was really nothing happening for weeks on end. So to kick it every now and then I made a post to move it which some of the others joined in with. When I did so I PM'ed Cameo a few times to inform her that I was doing that until she felt it was worth coming in and taking over, telling me to stop, or to change what I was doing.

At no point did she tell me to stop what I was doing, nor to change it (in fact you PM'ed me to tell me to keep doing that as it made sure the RP was alive). Now all of those things could have been stopped at anytime by her as the GM of the thread. She didn't, so on that point it was her failure to "pull me in" as it were just as it was mine for making that plot when there was none other then get out of the place (there was a what, when and a how, no why or who). The what I worked on that has been called the plot was something that I added to what info Cameo gave about the background to the RP. Now some may not have liked the plot, but there was nothing to have stopped you from working on your own in the first place.

As a note, when the others told Cameo they had an issue with what had happened and the way it was carried out, it looks like she didn't tell anyone anything about this. For one, she didn't tell the others that I had talked to her about the plan I had, nor did she tell me what they felt about that, nor step in to say what should have happened.

Still that wasn't the only thing that killed it. For one, the speed was an issue. At the start of the RP you more or less had people camping and posting every time there was something taking place (as well as posts like this).

[quote="X"](OOC: I have to leave for work now, just auto (someone) on the way back if you need to.)[/quote]

This then lead to many people losing their place and not knowing what was happing (saying nothing about the fact that some people found that their place had either been filled or forgotten about when they fell asleep). Now yes this RP started at the time when a thread would fall to the second page after less then an hour, but that did make some people lose interest as their characters were pushed around by others and nothing was getting done in their eyes.

Now this lead to another interesting outcome. Once the thread started to slow down (after people left to take holidays I may add). Some people saw this as the sign that the RP was dead was the same rate of posting that happened at the start was not happening then. That is something that happens in every RP that has been able to get a basic plot, everyone knows their place and what the others will do. At that point, things start to slow down. This makes those that became used to the speed think that as nothing was happening at the speed it was before, then they see it was no longer fun and look for the reason why it failed. The general answer that is given is "plot", and the person that made said plot. That is something that has happened to many an RP in the past, and something that will happen long until the future. The only way to fix it is to help move things over posting things like this...

[quote="BinaryWraith"](( OOC : *shrugs* It's only been a month and two thirds since we hit this standstill, I'm sure making it two months won't hurt. ))[/quote]

Another issue was the fact that you more or less had characters that would kill the guards who they ran into, and generally in cold blood or before they had more then a small chance to react (no matter how well armed they had been in the first place). The interesting thing about this is that some of these guards are people that they not only had no issue with, but had a type of friendship with them. Did that stop them from stabbing them or finding another interesting method to kill them (even taking pleasure it looked)? No, not really by the ones that felt like they had been taken out of an X-Men comic.

Now on the flip side you had characters that "hated the killing and death". Every time the group saw combat, these people would go around and act about how and wrong it is to kill, yet would do nothing to either stop the ones doing that or talk about why they felt it was wrong to do that (hell, they even helped kill more then a few times). To me, that feels like a Mary Sue more then anything (and yes, these characters had been used for the first time).

Now yes, all of that would lead to showing why they reacted the way they would towards Ishmael (and yes, I can see the way that lead to that). The thing is when I had Ishmael react the way he did because of the reasons given, I was seen as God Moding and Mary Suing by them. Now yes I should have given out more details (hence my mistake that I can see when looking back). But the hints that I had made about him are not out of character for him.

On the point that I killed it because "those who stayed finally had to give up after the [b]month-long[/b] wait for Squato". Now that is an interesting point. As I made this post on the 5th.

[quote="Sqauto"]O.O.C.

[quote="Cameo"]((*readies the Cricket Bat of Timewarp*))[/quote]

I'm going to need to retcon in a sma.ll chat before I do anything. But I can't do it for a few days as I will be working on a important profect for TAFE.

Sorry all, but I need to do this or fail.[/quote]

It was followed by the [url=http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2588836#2588836]post[/url] in question on the 17th of the same month. Before that there was little to no action since [url=http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=2533649#2533649]July the 18th[/url]. Now the funny thing about that is that after this post by myself, no one really posted themselves. Yet I am blamed for this simply for the fact that as I was seen as the issue beforehand, I [b]HAD[/b] to be behind things falling apart.

Now yes, I did infect say I needed to work things in (the 12 days thing). On that point I asked for a RET CON (as in what I needed to say), over asking for no one to post. Yet that ret con (as seen about) is fingered as the reason why they didn't wish to post themselves. Why they didn't, I don't know. The reason I didn't post was I had a life to lead and I had to deal with important matters (work and tests that set my grade for class). Now that was my reason. What was [b]YOURS[/b]?

What’s more, if you wish to blame me for that, GET YOUR ******* FACTS RIGHT!

And no, I am not sorry that my life got in the way of your ego's. That is an issue that you have to deal with yourself.

As a final note, most of the final pages (in which you worked so hard to save it) was nothing more then "lets eat something and talk". Now that is interesting for some people who will make page after page of this....

"X picked up a carrot and started to move it towards their mouth and enjoy a bite when they heard what B had to say. They then placed the carrot on the table and looked towards B. "Oh you need help opening that can. Just let me do this and I'll be over there is a second."

A simple rule of story telling is this. "Action moves plot". That is not action, and it sure as hell is not plot.

In now people will deal with it until the point that they find it uninteresting. At that point they will either tell the GM, or tell people in the thread about it. They do that as they know there will be a reaction that will let others have a chance to do something that isn't just filler/spam. What will turn them away is when the GM either doesn't move to stop that or is in fact one of the people that is doing that and will not step in to get things moving because others are working with their character.

When you GM a thread, you don't just talk softly. You talk softly and use that big ******* stick when needed.

If the GM doesn't care enough about it to do things for the thread and to help it, then what is the point in staying there if you know nothing will happen from the top to fix the issue.

In truth, the RP was dead as soon as the first post was made. All we did was make it stay there for 117 odd pages and two days GT.

(Note, said after more then a few hours working on this, so a little pissed off from need for sleep. This will also be posted there.)

Vixa

Squato — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:49:03 GMT

Squato:

*She pounceglomps you.

Squato

Squato — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:48:42 GMT

Squato: