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Kapl

Joat — Fri, 29 May 2009 01:23:54 GMT

Joat: /* History */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Kapl is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Kapl 
“Kapl does not like that man. He’s scary…” 
Race: [[Kobold]] 
Gender: Male 
Class: Warrior 
Age: Nobody’s quite sure… 
Appearance: As a typical kobold. Wears a brown tunics. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Fyaul 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Despite his combat skills, Kapl is a rather cowardly being, though he is slowly gaining courage from traveling with Vladimir and the others. He isn’t very educated and has poor grammar skills.

==History==

Kapl was born in Fyaul, a kobold town north of any place on the LPW map. He was trained from an early age and quickly ascended through the ranks. However, he had never quite learned how to face true danger.

One day, Syaul was attacked by a band of humans. Kapl was an elite fighter of Fyaul, yet he was the only one who showed cowardice n battle. For this, he was exiled.

But by a twist of fate, he found [[Vladimir Gerut]] and [[Maxine Marimote]]. Having nowhere else to go, he decided to accompany them. From here, his backstory is shared with Vladimir.

==Family==

Mother and father: Both dead
Brothers and sisters: Five brothers, three sisters, no siblings worth note.

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Kapl, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

Short sword and metal shield

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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:32:01 GMT

Joat: /* New Characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and (most) newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April 2007 when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy. "Native" to this world.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A permanently-shrunken clone of Lommella. (Look under Lommella's entry for more details.)
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*Dave([[Davecom3]]) - A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra - Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who was split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle. Something of a "den mother" to the regulars, particularly the younger ones.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*Hel - Teenage version of a death goddess from Norse mythology. Currently in anthrofeline form. Enjoys cuddling, especially with Courtney.
*Lucas - Kitten of Adorable Doom.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Kalin Molotov]] - A previously human healer/mage member of a mercenary group known as Triblades. He was transformed into a water ferret when he was transported here, and now carries a different staff from what he held in his home dimension.
*[[Vladimir Gerut]] - An human changed into an ottsel when he was transported across dimensions by some unknown means. He and his friends hope to find out the mysteries of his arrival.
*[[Kapl]] - A cowardly kobold with surprisingly good combat skills.
*[[Maxine Marimote]] - Mechanically-inclined pilot of the [[Windfeather]].
*[[Pandora Box]] - Mimic typically in the shape of a squirrel, wielding a tiny magic hammer. Cleric of thor.

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[Lueten]] - Talking fox. Sometime IC avatar of [[ChroniclerC]].

==New Characters==
*The Camper - An Amnesiac Wanderer, who woke up one day with no knowledge of how he got here or even who he is. He is currently a Grace sized half-squirrel.
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.
*[[Nathan]] - A lycan anthrosquirrel who came from another dimension.
*[[Natalie]] - Nathan's DWD-created twin.
*[[Izzy]] - came from Nathan's dimension, and from the same evil scientists.
*[[John]] - Nathan and Natalie's father.
*[[Cathay]] - Chamon Zee Cathay, an alien shape-shifting blob that is one of the first few to leave his home, and he doesn't even know how he did it. He can only change by stealing features from people.
*[[Maha]] - A Wanderer well versed in Magic. Currently becoming evil with the help of Dark Mel...well maybe...
*[[Evan]] - A fire mage who recently arrived from a distant Empire. Carries with him a 2-handed sword called Azure Fang.
*[[Zen]] - A light Mage who also has quite a good ability with his Katana, his magic is proposed to come from his star shaped scar on his forehead, his light magic is unlimited as long as hope shines through (aka, his scar shines white.). His eyes have a trancing effect on [[most people]].
*[[Elkie]] - Illusionist/diviner of the [[falchu|Falchu]] race. Resembles a red [[vivu|Vivu]] made of jello, though does not have the same properties as such.
*[["Minion"]] - Not to be confused with the uryuom of the same name (it's coincidence, I assure you). This mysterious man wields [[TF Bracers]] and gives out "Minion" as a nickname. His real name is not yet known.
*[[Emma]] - Black-colored baby dragon. Has a phobia of humans, though she is slowly recovering.

==Inactive Characters==
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].

== Major Locations ==
[[Image:LPW.png]] 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there and you can't teleport directly into it.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - A recent hub of activity, but has now been discarded like a used tissue.
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse. Last seen to be in the process of rebuilding, after being heavily damaged by a mysterious explosion.
**5 Star Family Restaurant - Not currently on the map, but we won't hold that against it. This establishment can be found in the southern part of the Beach, near the river delta. The barman is called Mat, by the way.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES! The surface is currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you. Feel free to drop random encounters on anyone that enters here. Also, SQUIRRELS!!!1! Was damaged by the Dark Storm, but not as bad as other areas.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest. Rumoured to have been destroyed by the Fey.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Obligatory Island/Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld. Has recently been razed by the Dark Storm.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains. Currently being dominated by a different kind of Storm.
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house. Currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - A once grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy, now a dark and blighted wasteland, utterly incapable of sustaining any form of live. In fact, just being there is probably bad for your health.
**Lily Pond - A pond of blackened, sluggish and lifeless water. The stench of death and carrion is strong in the air here.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

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Maxine Marimote

Joat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:28:14 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Maxine is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Maxine Marimote 
“I need to go make those repairs. You guys stay in here. And try not to cause any trouble.” 
Race: Human 
Gender: Female 
Class: Mechanic/Pilot 
Age: 16 She typically wears jeans and a plain shirt, along with goggles usually perched on her forehead. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Boston 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Maxine is cautious but not overcautious, the main voice of reason in the group of four that is her team. She is highly intelligent and loves tinkering with machines.

==History==

Maxine is the daughter of a billionaire inventor. She had always had her eyes on the WIndfeather, but her overprotective father would never let her even ride it, much less drive.

From the point that she meets Vladimir, their backstories converge. You may as well go read [[Vladimir Gerut#History|his]].

==Family==

Mother: Dead, natural causes
 Father: Laikal Marimote

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Maxine, with her friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

[[TF Gun]]

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Maxine Marimote

Joat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:27:56 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Maxine is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Maxine Marimote 
“I need to go make those repairs. You guys stay in here. And try not to cause any trouble.” 
Race: Human 
Gender: Female 
Class: Mechanic/Pilot 
Age: 16 She typically wears jeans and a plain shirt, along with goggles usually perched on her forehead. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Boston 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Maxine is cautious but not overcautious, the main voice of reason in the group of four that is her team. She is highly intelligent and loves tinkering with machines.

==History==

Maxine is the daughter of a billionaire inventor. She had always had her eyes on the WIndfeather, but her overprotective father would never let her even ride it, much less drive.

From the point that she meets Vladimir, their backstories converge. You may as well go read [[Vladimir Gerut#History|his]].

==Family==

Mother: Dead, natural causes
 Father: Laikal Marimote

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Maxine, with her friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

[[TF Gun]]

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Maxine Marimote

Joat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:27:39 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Maxine is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Maxine Marimote 
“I need to go make those repairs. You guys stay in here. And try not to cause any trouble.” 
Race: Human 
Gender: Female 
Class: Mechanic/Pilot 
Age: 16 She typically wears jeans and a plain shirt, along with goggles usually perched on her forehead. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Boston 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Maxine is cautious but not overcautious, the main voice of reason in the group of four that is her team. She is highly intelligent and loves tinkering with machines.

==History==

Maxine is the daughter of a billionaire inventor. She had always had her eyes on the WIndfeather, but her overprotective father would never let her even ride it, much less drive.

From the point that she meets Vladimir, their backstories converge. You may as well go read [[Vladimir Gerut#History|his]].

==Family==

Mother: Dead, natural causes
 Father: Laikal Marimote

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Maxine, with her friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

[[TF Gun]]

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Maxine Marimote

Joat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:22:45 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Maxine is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Maxine Marimote 
“I need to go make those repairs. You guys stay in here. And try not to cause any trouble.” 
Race: Human 
Gender: Female 
Class: Mechanic/Pilot 
Age: 16 She typically wears jeans and a plain shirt, along with goggles usually perched on her forehead. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Boston 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Maxine is cautious but not overcautious, the main voice of reason in the group of four that is her team. She is highly intelligent and loves tinkering with machines.

==History==

Maxine is the daughter of a billionaire inventor. She had always had her eyes on the WIndfeather, but her overprotective father would never let her even ride it, much less drive.

From the point that she meets Vladimir, their backstories converge. You may as well go read [[Vladimir Gerut#History|his]].

==Family==

Mother: Dead, natural causes
 Father: Laikal Marimote

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Maxine, with her friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

[[Transformation Gun]]

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Vladimir Gerut

Joat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:21:40 GMT

Joat: /* Family */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Vladimir is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Vladimir Gerut 
“Yeah, I’m excited to find out how I got here, but… I’m also a bit afraid. What if I don’t like the answer I get. And what if I found out that I may never see my family again?” (internal) 
Race: Ottsel 
Gender: Male 
Class: He has no class, nice guy though he is. 
Age: 13 
Appearance: Brown fur with milky-white paws/underbelly 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: How he arrived in this dimension and why he became an ottsel when he did so. 
Birthplace: The real world 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Vladimir is an ordinary child put into extraordinary circumstances. He is still coming to terms with the fact that everything he thought were the laws of reality no longer apply here, but with the aid of his friends, he is making good progress.

Vladimir is humble in nature. He has a habit of underestimating himself and his abilities. He is at his best when under pressure.

==History==

Vladimir was born in a modest two-story house in Boston. Other than an above-average intelligence, he was very much a normal child.

However, one day, he woke up in the somewhat scorched front lawn of a house in this dimension’s Boston. He was at the exact same address, but a mansion was there instead of his house. It is there that he met [[Maxine Marimote]], the daughter of the billionaire living in the mansion. She knew him by name. When he asked why, she pointed out scorch marks on the mansion walls and lawn and explained that an evil man named [[Sardor]] was attacking the mansion earlier, but uttered Vladimir’s name and fled when Vladimir appeared, unconscious, in a ball of light. She assumed, then, that Vladimir was a hero.

Vladimir explained to Maxine that he was no hero by any means, but it was still clear to both of them that people would be expecting great things from him and, even worse, Sardor might try to come and destroy him. Together, they determined that Vladimir was from another dimension, a much more realistic dimension.

Maxine and Vladimir, upon further research, found that there was some weird interdimensional activity occuring to the far south. Without asking permission from Mr. Marimote, Maxine decided to take Vladimir to that place aboard the Windfeather. Maybe they could find some answers there?

On their way to the southern part of the LPW section of the world, Maxine and Vladimir had to make a stop to restock supplies. They landed right outside a town that Maxine was unfamiliar with. The structures there seemed a tad small and primitive, but she would not be picky.

The first thing they found there was a kobold rushing out of town. The kobold, Kapl had just been exiled from the town, which it turned out was a kobold town named Fyaul. Kapl, having nowhere else to go, decided to accompany the two on their voyage.

The three sailed on through the skies. Having not restocked supplies at Fyaul, they stopped at a large port town named Tidenel. Though they were fully prepared to park outside, they were happy to find that the town had an area specifically for guest airship parking, for a modest fee.

While Maxine browsed the town for supplies, Vladimir and Kapl headed to a nearby park. It was there that they met a most peculiar squirrel, who they soon found out was not a squirrel at all, named Pandora Box. Upon hearing Vladimir’s tale, Pandora became intrigued and agreed to come along for the ride.

==Family==

Father: Johan Gerut 
Mother: Rosanne Gerut

==Vladimir’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Vladimir touched a magical False Lead and was teleported into the [[Lollipop Forest]].

In [[LPW]]: Vladimir, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

None

==Did you know…?==

*The creator of this character, Joat, has never actually played the game that the species comes from.
*The name Vladimir was used once before by Joat in a story he is writing named “The Great Forest”. In TGF, the name belongs to an aged stag.
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Kapl

Joat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:51:11 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Kapl is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Kapl 
“Kapl does not like that man. He’s scary…” 
Race: [[Kobold]] 
Gender: Male 
Class: Warrior 
Age: Nobody’s quite sure… 
Appearance: As a typical kobold. Wears a brown tunics. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Fyaul 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Despite his combat skills, Kapl is a rather cowardly being, though he is slowly gaining courage from traveling with Vladimir and the others. He isn’t very educated and has poor grammar skills.

==History==

Kapl was born in Fyaul, a kobold town north of any place on the LPW map. He was trained from an early age and quickly ascended through the ranks. However, he had never quite learned how to face true danger.

One day, Syaul was attacked by a band of humans. Kapl was an elite fighter of Syaul, yet he was the only one who showed cowardice n battle. For this, he was exiled.

But by a twist of fate, he found [[Vladimir Gerut]] and [[Maxine Marimote]]. Having nowhere else to go, he decided to accompany them. From here, his backstory is shared with Vladimir.

==Family==

Mother and father: Both dead
Brothers and sisters: Five brothers, three sisters, no siblings worth note.

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Kapl, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

Short sword and metal shield

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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:46:04 GMT

Joat: /* Resident/regular characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and (most) newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April 2007 when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy. "Native" to this world.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A permanently-shrunken clone of Lommella. (Look under Lommella's entry for more details.)
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*Dave([[Davecom3]]) - A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra - Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who was split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle. Something of a "den mother" to the regulars, particularly the younger ones.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*Hel - Teenage version of a death goddess from Norse mythology. Currently in anthrofeline form. Enjoys cuddling, especially with Courtney.
*Lucas - Kitten of Adorable Doom.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Kalin Molotov]] - A previously human healer/mage member of a mercenary group known as Triblades. He was transformed into a water ferret when he was transported here, and now carries a different staff from what he held in his home dimension.
*[[Vladimir Gerut]] - An human changed into an ottsel when he was transported across dimensions by some unknown means. He and his friends hope to find out the mysteries of his arrival.
*[[Kapl]] - A cowardly kobold with surprisingly good combat skills.
*[[Maxine Marimote]] - Mechanically-inclined pilot of the [[Windfeather]].
*[[Pandora Box]] - Mimic typically in the shape of a squirrel, wielding a tiny magic hammer. Cleric of thor.

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[Lueten]] - Talking fox. Sometime IC avatar of [[ChroniclerC]].

==New Characters==
*The Camper - An Amnesiac Wanderer, who woke up one day with no knowledge of how he got here or even who he is. He is currently a Grace sized half-squirrel.
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.
*[[Nathan]] - A lycan anthrosquirrel who came from another dimension.
*[[Natalie]] - Nathan's DWD-created twin.
*[[Izzy]] - came from Nathan's dimension, and from the same evil scientists.
*[[John]] - Nathan and Natalie's father.
*[[Cathay]] - Chamon Zee Cathay, an alien shape-shifting blob that is one of the first few to leave his home, and he doesn't even know how he did it. He can only change by stealing features from people.
*[[Maha]] - A Wanderer well versed in Magic. Currently becoming evil with the help of Dark Mel...well maybe...
*[[Evan]] - A fire mage who recently arrived from a distant Empire. Carries with him a 2-handed sword called Azure Fang.
*[[Zen]] - A light Mage who also has quite a good ability with his Katana, his magic is proposed to come from his star shaped scar on his forehead, his light magic is unlimited as long as hope shines through (aka, his scar shines white.). His eyes have a trancing effect on [[most people]].
*[[Elkie]] - Illusionist/diviner of the [[falchu|Falchu]] race. Resembles a red [[vivu|Vivu]] made of jello, though does not have the same properties as such.
*[["Minion"]] - Not to be confused with the uryuom of the same name (it's coincidence, I assure you). This mysterious man wields TF Bracers and gives out "Minion" as a nickname. His real name is not yet known.
*[[Emma]] - Black-colored baby dragon. Has a phobia of humans, though she is slowly recovering.

==Inactive Characters==
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].

== Major Locations ==
[[Image:LPW.png]] 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there and you can't teleport directly into it.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - A recent hub of activity, but has now been discarded like a used tissue.
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse. Last seen to be in the process of rebuilding, after being heavily damaged by a mysterious explosion.
**5 Star Family Restaurant - Not currently on the map, but we won't hold that against it. This establishment can be found in the southern part of the Beach, near the river delta. The barman is called Mat, by the way.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES! The surface is currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you. Feel free to drop random encounters on anyone that enters here. Also, SQUIRRELS!!!1! Was damaged by the Dark Storm, but not as bad as other areas.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest. Rumoured to have been destroyed by the Fey.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Obligatory Island/Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld. Has recently been razed by the Dark Storm.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains. Currently being dominated by a different kind of Storm.
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house. Currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - A once grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy, now a dark and blighted wasteland, utterly incapable of sustaining any form of live. In fact, just being there is probably bad for your health.
**Lily Pond - A pond of blackened, sluggish and lifeless water. The stench of death and carrion is strong in the air here.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:44:25 GMT

Joat: /* New Characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and (most) newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April 2007 when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy. "Native" to this world.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A permanently-shrunken clone of Lommella. (Look under Lommella's entry for more details.)
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*Dave([[Davecom3]]) - A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra - Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who was split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle. Something of a "den mother" to the regulars, particularly the younger ones.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*Hel - Teenage version of a death goddess from Norse mythology. Currently in anthrofeline form. Enjoys cuddling, especially with Courtney.
*Lucas - Kitten of Adorable Doom.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[Lueten]] - Talking fox. Sometime IC avatar of [[ChroniclerC]].

==New Characters==
*The Camper - An Amnesiac Wanderer, who woke up one day with no knowledge of how he got here or even who he is. He is currently a Grace sized half-squirrel.
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.
*[[Nathan]] - A lycan anthrosquirrel who came from another dimension.
*[[Natalie]] - Nathan's DWD-created twin.
*[[Izzy]] - came from Nathan's dimension, and from the same evil scientists.
*[[John]] - Nathan and Natalie's father.
*[[Cathay]] - Chamon Zee Cathay, an alien shape-shifting blob that is one of the first few to leave his home, and he doesn't even know how he did it. He can only change by stealing features from people.
*[[Maha]] - A Wanderer well versed in Magic. Currently becoming evil with the help of Dark Mel...well maybe...
*[[Evan]] - A fire mage who recently arrived from a distant Empire. Carries with him a 2-handed sword called Azure Fang.
*[[Zen]] - A light Mage who also has quite a good ability with his Katana, his magic is proposed to come from his star shaped scar on his forehead, his light magic is unlimited as long as hope shines through (aka, his scar shines white.). His eyes have a trancing effect on [[most people]].
*[[Elkie]] - Illusionist/diviner of the [[falchu|Falchu]] race. Resembles a red [[vivu|Vivu]] made of jello, though does not have the same properties as such.
*[["Minion"]] - Not to be confused with the uryuom of the same name (it's coincidence, I assure you). This mysterious man wields TF Bracers and gives out "Minion" as a nickname. His real name is not yet known.
*[[Emma]] - Black-colored baby dragon. Has a phobia of humans, though she is slowly recovering.

==Inactive Characters==
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].

== Major Locations ==
[[Image:LPW.png]] 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there and you can't teleport directly into it.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - A recent hub of activity, but has now been discarded like a used tissue.
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse. Last seen to be in the process of rebuilding, after being heavily damaged by a mysterious explosion.
**5 Star Family Restaurant - Not currently on the map, but we won't hold that against it. This establishment can be found in the southern part of the Beach, near the river delta. The barman is called Mat, by the way.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES! The surface is currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you. Feel free to drop random encounters on anyone that enters here. Also, SQUIRRELS!!!1! Was damaged by the Dark Storm, but not as bad as other areas.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest. Rumoured to have been destroyed by the Fey.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Obligatory Island/Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld. Has recently been razed by the Dark Storm.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains. Currently being dominated by a different kind of Storm.
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house. Currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - A once grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy, now a dark and blighted wasteland, utterly incapable of sustaining any form of live. In fact, just being there is probably bad for your health.
**Lily Pond - A pond of blackened, sluggish and lifeless water. The stench of death and carrion is strong in the air here.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:36:08 GMT

Joat: /* Inactive Characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and (most) newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April 2007 when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy. "Native" to this world.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A permanently-shrunken clone of Lommella. (Look under Lommella's entry for more details.)
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*Dave([[Davecom3]]) - A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra - Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who was split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle. Something of a "den mother" to the regulars, particularly the younger ones.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*Hel - Teenage version of a death goddess from Norse mythology. Currently in anthrofeline form. Enjoys cuddling, especially with Courtney.
*Lucas - Kitten of Adorable Doom.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[Lueten]] - Talking fox. Sometime IC avatar of [[ChroniclerC]].

==New Characters==
*The Camper - An Amnesiac Wanderer, who woke up one day with no knowledge of how he got here or even who he is. He is currently a Grace sized half-squirrel.
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.
*[[Vladimir Gerut]] - An human changed into an ottsel when he was transported across dimensions by some unknown means. He and his friends hope to find out the mysteries of his arrival.
*[[Kapl]] - A cowardly kobold with surprisingly good combat skills.
*[[Maxine Marimote]] - Mechanically-inclined pilot of the [[Windfeather]].
*[[Pandora Box]] - Mimic typically in the shape of a squirrel, wielding a tiny magic hammer. Cleric of thor.
*[[Nathan]] - A lycan anthrosquirrel who came from another dimension.
*[[Natalie]] - Nathan's DWD-created twin.
*[[Izzy]] - came from Nathan's dimension, and from the same evil scientists.
*[[John]] - Nathan and Natalie's father.
*[[Kalin Molotov]] - A previously human healer/mage member of a mercenary group known as Triblades. He was transformed into a water ferret when he was transported here, and now carries a different staff from what he held in his home dimension.
*[[Cathay]] - Chamon Zee Cathay, an alien shape-shifting blob that is one of the first few to leave his home, and he doesn't even know how he did it. He can only change by stealing features from people.
*[[Maha]] - A Wanderer well versed in Magic. Currently becoming evil with the help of Dark Mel...well maybe...
*[[Evan]] - A fire mage who recently arrived from a distant Empire. Carries with him a 2-handed sword called Azure Fang.
*[[Zen]] - A light Mage who also has quite a good ability with his Katana, his magic is proposed to come from his star shaped scar on his forehead, his light magic is unlimited as long as hope shines through (aka, his scar shines white.). His eyes have a trancing effect on [[most people]].

==Inactive Characters==
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].

== Major Locations ==
[[Image:LPW.png]] 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there and you can't teleport directly into it.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - A recent hub of activity, but has now been discarded like a used tissue.
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse. Last seen to be in the process of rebuilding, after being heavily damaged by a mysterious explosion.
**5 Star Family Restaurant - Not currently on the map, but we won't hold that against it. This establishment can be found in the southern part of the Beach, near the river delta. The barman is called Mat, by the way.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES! The surface is currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you. Feel free to drop random encounters on anyone that enters here. Also, SQUIRRELS!!!1! Was damaged by the Dark Storm, but not as bad as other areas.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest. Rumoured to have been destroyed by the Fey.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Obligatory Island/Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld. Has recently been razed by the Dark Storm.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains. Currently being dominated by a different kind of Storm.
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house. Currently uninhabitable due to Dark Magic.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - A once grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy, now a dark and blighted wasteland, utterly incapable of sustaining any form of live. In fact, just being there is probably bad for your health.
**Lily Pond - A pond of blackened, sluggish and lifeless water. The stench of death and carrion is strong in the air here.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

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Kapl

Joat — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:01:45 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Kapl is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Kapl 
“Kapl does not like that man. He’s scary…” 
Race: [[Kobold]] 
Gender: Male 
Class: Warrior 
Age: Nobody’s quite sure… 
Appearance: As a typical kobold. Wears a brown tunics. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Fyaul 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Kapl was born in Fyaul, a kobold town north of any place on the LPW map. He was trained from an early age and quickly ascended through the ranks. However, he had never quite learned how to face true danger.

One day, Syaul was attacked by a band of humans. Kapl was an elite fighter of Syaul, yet he was the only one who showed cowardice n battle. For this, he was exiled.

But by a twist of fate, he found [[Vladimir Gerut]] and [[Maxine Marimote]]. Having nowhere else to go, he decided to accompany them. From here, his backstory is shared with Vladimir.

==Family==

Mother and father: Both dead
Brothers and sisters: Five brothers, three sisters, no siblings worth note.

==Kapl’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Kapl, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

Short sword and metal shield

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Vladimir Gerut

Joat — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:30:56 GMT

Joat: /* Did you know…? */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Vladimir is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Vladimir Gerut 
“Yeah, I’m excited to find out how I got here, but… I’m also a bit afraid. What if I don’t like the answer I get. And what if I found out that I may never see my family again?” (internal) 
Race: Ottsel 
Gender: Male 
Class: He has no class, nice guy though he is. 
Age: 13 
Appearance: Brown fur with milky-white paws/underbelly 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: How he arrived in this dimension and why he became an ottsel when he did so. 
Birthplace: The real world 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Vladimir is an ordinary child put into extraordinary circumstances. He is still coming to terms with the fact that everything he thought were the laws of reality no longer apply here, but with the aid of his friends, he is making good progress.

Vladimir is humble in nature. He has a habit of underestimating himself and his abilities. He is at his best when under pressure.

==History==

Vladimir was born in a modest two-story house in Boston. Other than an above-average intelligence, he was very much a normal child.

However, one day, he woke up in the somewhat scorched front lawn of a house in this dimension’s Boston. He was at the exact same address, but a mansion was there instead of his house. It is there that he met [[Maxine Marimote]], the daughter of the billionaire living in the mansion. She knew him by name. When he asked why, she pointed out scorch marks on the mansion walls and lawn and explained that an evil man named [[Sardor]] was attacking the mansion earlier, but uttered Vladimir’s name and fled when Vladimir appeared, unconscious, in a ball of light. She assumed, then, that Vladimir was a hero.

Vladimir explained to Maxine that he was no hero by any means, but it was still clear to both of them that people would be expecting great things from him and, even worse, Sardor might try to come and destroy him. Together, they determined that Vladimir was from another dimension, a much more realistic dimension.

Maxine and Vladimir, upon further research, found that there was some weird interdimensional activity occuring to the far south. Without asking permission from Mr. Marimote, Maxine decided to take Vladimir to that place aboard the Windfeather. Maybe they could find some answers there?

On their way to the southern part of the LPW section of the world, Maxine and Vladimir had to make a stop to restock supplies. They landed right outside a town that Maxine was unfamiliar with. The structures there seemed a tad small and primitive, but she would not be picky.

The first thing they found there was a kobold rushing out of town. The kobold, Kapl had just been exiled from the town, which it turned out was a kobold town named Fyaul. Kapl, having nowhere else to go, decided to accompany the two on their voyage.

The three sailed on through the skies. Having not restocked supplies at Fyaul, they stopped at a large port town named Tidenel. Though they were fully prepared to park outside, they were happy to find that the town had an area specifically for guest airship parking, for a modest fee.

While Maxine browsed the town for supplies, Vladimir and Kapl headed to a nearby park. It was there that they met a most peculiar squirrel, who they soon found out was not a squirrel at all, named Pandora Box. Upon hearing Vladimir’s tale, Pandora became intrigued and agreed to come along for the ride.

==Family==

Father: In Vladimir’s home dimension 
Mother: In Vladimir’s home dimension

==Vladimir’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Vladimir touched a magical False Lead and was teleported into the [[Lollipop Forest]].

In [[LPW]]: Vladimir, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

None

==Did you know…?==

*The creator of this character, Joat, has never actually played the game that the species comes from.
*The name Vladimir was used once before by Joat in a story he is writing named “The Great Forest”. In TGF, the name belongs to an aged stag.
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Vladimir Gerut

Joat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:28:54 GMT

Joat: /* Vladimir’s First Appearance… */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Vladimir is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Vladimir Gerut 
“Yeah, I’m excited to find out how I got here, but… I’m also a bit afraid. What if I don’t like the answer I get. And what if I found out that I may never see my family again?” (internal) 
Race: Ottsel 
Gender: Male 
Class: He has no class, nice guy though he is. 
Age: 13 
Appearance: Brown fur with milky-white paws/underbelly 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: How he arrived in this dimension and why he became an ottsel when he did so. 
Birthplace: The real world 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Vladimir is an ordinary child put into extraordinary circumstances. He is still coming to terms with the fact that everything he thought were the laws of reality no longer apply here, but with the aid of his friends, he is making good progress.

Vladimir is humble in nature. He has a habit of underestimating himself and his abilities. He is at his best when under pressure.

==History==

Vladimir was born in a modest two-story house in Boston. Other than an above-average intelligence, he was very much a normal child.

However, one day, he woke up in the somewhat scorched front lawn of a house in this dimension’s Boston. He was at the exact same address, but a mansion was there instead of his house. It is there that he met [[Maxine Marimote]], the daughter of the billionaire living in the mansion. She knew him by name. When he asked why, she pointed out scorch marks on the mansion walls and lawn and explained that an evil man named [[Sardor]] was attacking the mansion earlier, but uttered Vladimir’s name and fled when Vladimir appeared, unconscious, in a ball of light. She assumed, then, that Vladimir was a hero.

Vladimir explained to Maxine that he was no hero by any means, but it was still clear to both of them that people would be expecting great things from him and, even worse, Sardor might try to come and destroy him. Together, they determined that Vladimir was from another dimension, a much more realistic dimension.

Maxine and Vladimir, upon further research, found that there was some weird interdimensional activity occuring to the far south. Without asking permission from Mr. Marimote, Maxine decided to take Vladimir to that place aboard the Windfeather. Maybe they could find some answers there?

On their way to the southern part of the LPW section of the world, Maxine and Vladimir had to make a stop to restock supplies. They landed right outside a town that Maxine was unfamiliar with. The structures there seemed a tad small and primitive, but she would not be picky.

The first thing they found there was a kobold rushing out of town. The kobold, Kapl had just been exiled from the town, which it turned out was a kobold town named Fyaul. Kapl, having nowhere else to go, decided to accompany the two on their voyage.

The three sailed on through the skies. Having not restocked supplies at Fyaul, they stopped at a large port town named Tidenel. Though they were fully prepared to park outside, they were happy to find that the town had an area specifically for guest airship parking, for a modest fee.

While Maxine browsed the town for supplies, Vladimir and Kapl headed to a nearby park. It was there that they met a most peculiar squirrel, who they soon found out was not a squirrel at all, named Pandora Box. Upon hearing Vladimir’s tale, Pandora became intrigued and agreed to come along for the ride.

==Family==

Father: In Vladimir’s home dimension 
Mother: In Vladimir’s home dimension

==Vladimir’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Vladimir touched a magical False Lead and was teleported into the [[Lollipop Forest]].

In [[LPW]]: Vladimir, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

None

==Did you know…?==

*The creator of this character, Joat, has never actually played the game that the species comes from.
*The name Vladimir was used once before by Joat in a story he is writing named “The Great Forest”. In TGF, the name belongs to an aged stag.
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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:30:12 GMT

Joat: /* New Characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and (most) newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy. "Native" to this world.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A permanently-shrunken clone of Lommella. (Look under Lommella's entry for more details.)
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*Dave([[Davecom3]]) - A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra - Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who was split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle. Something of a "den mother" to the regulars, particularly the younger ones.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*Hel - Teenage version of a death goddess from Norse mythology. Currently in anthrofeline form. Enjoys cuddling, especially with Courtney.
*Lucas - Kitten of Adorable Doom.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[Lueten]] - Talking fox. Sometime IC avatar of [[ChroniclerC]].

==New Characters==
*The Camper - An ordinary looking guy that woke up one day with no knowledge of how he got here or even who he is. All he had was his ordinary clothes that he was wearing & some camping gear, hence the name. He's been vaguely wandering since then. Oh, and he can speak to animals. He doesn't find this unusual. He's also recently had all his clothes stolen & a moustache & beard combo drawn on his face, done in twirly villain style.
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*[[Bain]] - Half Cait Sidhe Scotsmen. An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.
*[[Vladimir Gerut]] - An human changed into an ottsel when he was transported across dimensions by some unknown means. He and his friends hope to find out the mysteries of his arrival.
*[[Kapl]] - A cowardly kobold with surprisingly good combat skills.
*[[Maxine Marimote]] - Mechanically-inclined pilot of the [[Windfeather]].
*[[Pandora Box]] - Mimic typically in the shape of a squirrel, wielding a tiny magic hammer. Cleric of thor.
*[[Brown]] - A lycan anthrosquirrel who came from another dimension.
*[[Kalin Molotov]] - A previously human healer/mage member of a mercenary group known as Triblades. He was transformed into a water ferret when he was transported here, and now carries a different staff from what he held in his home dimension.

==Inactive Characters==
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].

== Major Locations ==
[[Image:LPW.png]] 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse, partly due to the difficulty of getting to it from elsewhere, what with the Dark Forest in the way and all...
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse and heavily damaged from a mysteries explosion.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Obligatory Island/Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.
**Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name. And frogs, you gotta have frogs.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

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Vladimir Gerut

Joat — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:57:41 GMT

Joat: Fixed spacing issue

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Vladimir is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Vladimir Gerut 
“Yeah, I’m excited to find out how I got here, but… I’m also a bit afraid. What if I don’t like the answer I get. And what if I found out that I may never see my family again?” (internal) 
Race: Ottsel 
Gender: Male 
Class: He has no class, nice guy though he is. 
Age: 13 
Appearance: Brown fur with milky-white paws/underbelly 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: How he arrived in this dimension and why he became an ottsel when he did so. 
Birthplace: The real world 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Vladimir is an ordinary child put into extraordinary circumstances. He is still coming to terms with the fact that everything he thought were the laws of reality no longer apply here, but with the aid of his friends, he is making good progress.

Vladimir is humble in nature. He has a habit of underestimating himself and his abilities. He is at his best when under pressure.

==History==

Vladimir was born in a modest two-story house in Boston. Other than an above-average intelligence, he was very much a normal child.

However, one day, he woke up in the somewhat scorched front lawn of a house in this dimension’s Boston. He was at the exact same address, but a mansion was there instead of his house. It is there that he met [[Maxine Marimote]], the daughter of the billionaire living in the mansion. She knew him by name. When he asked why, she pointed out scorch marks on the mansion walls and lawn and explained that an evil man named [[Sardor]] was attacking the mansion earlier, but uttered Vladimir’s name and fled when Vladimir appeared, unconscious, in a ball of light. She assumed, then, that Vladimir was a hero.

Vladimir explained to Maxine that he was no hero by any means, but it was still clear to both of them that people would be expecting great things from him and, even worse, Sardor might try to come and destroy him. Together, they determined that Vladimir was from another dimension, a much more realistic dimension.

Maxine and Vladimir, upon further research, found that there was some weird interdimensional activity occuring to the far south. Without asking permission from Mr. Marimote, Maxine decided to take Vladimir to that place aboard the Windfeather. Maybe they could find some answers there?

On their way to the southern part of the LPW section of the world, Maxine and Vladimir had to make a stop to restock supplies. They landed right outside a town that Maxine was unfamiliar with. The structures there seemed a tad small and primitive, but she would not be picky.

The first thing they found there was a kobold rushing out of town. The kobold, Kapl had just been exiled from the town, which it turned out was a kobold town named Fyaul. Kapl, having nowhere else to go, decided to accompany the two on their voyage.

The three sailed on through the skies. Having not restocked supplies at Fyaul, they stopped at a large port town named Tidenel. Though they were fully prepared to park outside, they were happy to find that the town had an area specifically for guest airship parking, for a modest fee.

While Maxine browsed the town for supplies, Vladimir and Kapl headed to a nearby park. It was there that they met a most peculiar squirrel, who they soon found out was not a squirrel at all, named Pandora Box. Upon hearing Vladimir’s tale, Pandora became intrigued and agreed to come along for the ride.

==Family==

Father: In Vladimir’s home dimension 
Mother: In Vladimir’s home dimension

==Vladimir’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Vladimir, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

None

==Did you know…?==

*The creator of this character, Joat, has never actually played the game that the species comes from.
*The name Vladimir was used once before by Joat in a story he is writing named “The Great Forest”. In TGF, the name belongs to an aged stag.
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Vladimir Gerut

Joat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:35:40 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Vladimir is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Vladimir Gerut 
“Yeah, I’m excited to find out how I got here, but… I’m also a bit afraid. What if I don’t like the answer I get. And what if I found out that I may never see my family again?” (internal) 
Race: Ottsel 
Gender: Male 
Class: He has no class, nice guy though he is. 
Age: 13 
Appearance: Brown fur with milky-white paws/underbelly 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: How he arrived in this dimension and why he became an ottsel when he did so. 
Birthplace: The real world 
Current Home: [[Windfeather]] 

==Personality==

Vladimir is an ordinary child put into extraordinary circumstances. He is still coming to terms with the fact that everything he thought were the laws of reality no longer apply here, but with the aid of his friends, he is making good progress.

Vladimir is humble in nature. He has a habit of underestimating himself and his abilities. He is at his best when under pressure.

==History==

Vladimir was born in a modest two-story house in Boston. Other than an above-average intelligence, he was very much a normal child.

However, one day, he woke up in the somewhat scorched front lawn of a house in this dimension’s Boston. He was at the exact same address, but a mansion was there instead of his house. It is there that he met [[Maxine Marimote]], the daughter of the billionaire living in the mansion. She knew him by name. When he asked why, she pointed out scorch marks on the mansion walls and lawn and explained that an evil man named [[Sardor]] was attacking the mansion earlier, but uttered Vladimir’s name and fled when Vladimir appeared, unconscious, in a ball of light. She assumed, then, that Vladimir was a hero.

Vladimir explained to Maxine that he was no hero by any means, but it was still clear to both of them that people would be expecting great things from him and, even worse, Sardor might try to come and destroy him. Together, they determined that Vladimir was from another dimension, a much more realistic dimension.

Maxine and Vladimir, upon further research, found that there was some weird interdimensional activity occuring to the far south. Without asking permission from Mr. Marimote, Maxine decided to take Vladimir to that place aboard the Windfeather. Maybe they could find some answers there?

On their way to the southern part of the LPW section of the world, Maxine and Vladimir had to make a stop to restock supplies. They landed right outside a town that Maxine was unfamiliar with. The structures there seemed a tad small and primitive, but she would not be picky.

The first thing they found there was a kobold rushing out of town. The kobold, Kapl had just been exiled from the town, which it turned out was a kobold town named Fyaul. Kapl, having nowhere else to go, decided to accompany the two on their voyage.

The three sailed on through the skies. Having not restocked supplies at Fyaul, they stopped at a large port town named Tidenel. Though they were fully prepared to park outside, they were happy to find that the town had an area specifically for guest airship parking, for a modest fee.

While Maxine browsed the town for supplies, Vladimir and Kapl headed to a nearby park. It was there that they met a most peculiar squirrel, who they soon found out was not a squirrel at all, named Pandora Box. Upon hearing Vladimir’s tale, Pandora became intrigued and agreed to come along for the ride.

==Family==

Father: In Vladimir’s home dimension 
Mother: In Vladimir’s home dimension

==Vladimir’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: N/A

In [[LPW]]: Vladimir, with his friends, were caught in a snowstorm in the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: N/A

==Inventory==

None

==Did you know…?==

*The creator of this character, Joat, has never actually played the game that the species comes from.
*The name Vladimir was used once before by Joat in a story he is writing named “The Great Forest”. In TGF, the name belongs to an aged stag.
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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:09:18 GMT

Joat: /* New Characters */

'''Last Post Wins''' is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], though it is not quite so sinister as that.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was [[OzLionHeart]].

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtains]] flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]] - The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]] - His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]] - His full-sized female version.
*Lommina - A shrunken clone of Lommella.
*2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]] - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]] - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]] - His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]] - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]] - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]] - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]] - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]] - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]] - His sisterish lady.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]] - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]] - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]] - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Salmartia]] - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]] - One cooool cat.
*[[Rihal]] - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Ajac]] - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
*[[Alatrahazar]] - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
*[[KF-Oz]] - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle.
*Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
*[[Bain]] - Ctarl-Ctarl. An Ice Mage. Very Powerful. Different from Kalga Ctarl-Ctarl.
*[[Beede]] - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )

=="Comes and Goes" Characters==
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]] - [[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature ([[Glorph]])as a lover.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]] - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]] - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]] - [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
*[[Whackamole]] - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
*[[Xena]] - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]] - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.

==New Characters==
*The Camper - An ordinary looking guy that woke up one day with no knowledge of how he got here or even who he is. All he had was his ordinary clothes that he was wearing & some camping gear, hence the name. He's been vaguely wandering since then. Oh, and he can speak to animals. He doesn't find this unusual.
*[[The Tourist]] - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
*[[Beasteam]] - A steampunk avatar of [[LittleBeast]].
*[[Courtney Daymine]] - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
*[[Kalga]] - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
*Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
*[[Bain]] - Half Cait Sidhe Scotsmen. An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.
*[[vampiress_kat|Rina]] - Just randomly strolled in, seeking/offering chocolate and inquiring as to the location/purpose/existence of LPW.
*[[Mind-controlled-bunny@_@]] - He accidently walked into LPW through his closet. He now is searching for the portal back.
*[[Vladimir Gerut]] - An human changed into an ottsel when he was transported across dimensions by some unknown means. He and his friends hope to find out the mysteries of his arrival.
*[[Kapl]] - A cowardly kobold with surprisingly good combat skills.
*[[Maxine Marimote]] - Mechanically-inclined pilot of the [[Windfeather]].
*[[Pandora Box]] - Mimic typically in the shape of a squirrel, wielding a tiny magic hammer. Cleric of thor.

==Inactive Characters==
*Dave(Davecom3)- A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
*Debra(Davecom3)-Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who has been split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Bat]] - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the [[carrot..?]] version.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Cthulhu]] - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
*[[Author-Man|Authorette-Cat]] - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
*[[Author-Man|Author-Vixen]] - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
*[[INVOTZ-esque Loztein]] - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
*[[KFPB]] - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servant of Lord Spectre
*[[Warlof]] - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]] - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]] - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[Dayantis]] - The guy with the thing.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]] - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]] - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Joat Delia]] - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]] - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]] - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]] - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]] - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]] - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]] - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]] - Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]] - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[Akiva]] - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

== Major Locations ==
[[Image:LPW.png]] 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] - Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
*The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**Mal's Ice Palace - [[Malachy19|Malachy]] lives here.
**Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**[[Dimitri's Citadel]] - It's Dimitri's home.
**Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.
**Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
***Various Islands
***Obligatory Island/Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
*The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.
**Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
*The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.
**Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name. And frogs, you gotta have frogs.
*The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]] - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]] - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see [[The Crossover Wars]]).
**[[Lemur Station]] - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of [[Lemurteam]]'s favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, ''in'') the moon. Home of [[Sky]] (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]] - Home of [[Voey]], VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]] - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]] - Home of [[Eddie]], Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]] - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

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Neni

Joat — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:17:30 GMT

Joat: /* Family */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Neni is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Neni 
Race: [[Vivu]] 
Gender: Female 
Class: None 
Age: 3 
Appearance: Pink fur, purple eyes. Looks like a fox, but 6" long and fluffy. Very cute. 
Special Abilities: Excellent evasion 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Vivu Forest 
Current Home: Vivu Forest

“This is the Pavilion of Peace, Neni. Nobody can hurt you here. even if the people here are *gulp*… scary-looking…”

==Personality==

Neni is very, very timid. It is surprising to know that most vivu are actually more timid than her. She is nice and easy to make friends with if you can get her to talk to you. She is far more likely to flee from a fight than to do anything, which, with her level of power, is probably what she should do.

==History==

Neni was born and raised in the vivu forest. There is nothing special about her past.

==Family==

Emmy: Mother
 Cantin: Father

==Neni’s first appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Neni has never been to this thread.

In [[LPW]]: She walked into the Pavilion out of curiosity.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Neni has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Nothing

==Did You Know…?==

*The main reason for introducing Neni was so that later, when I introduce Chico, he will stand out more due to his personality.
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Neni

Joat — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:02:12 GMT

Joat: /* Neni’s first appearance… */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Neni is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Neni 
Race: [[Vivu]] 
Gender: Female 
Class: None 
Age: 3 
Appearance: Pink fur, purple eyes. Looks like a fox, but 6" long and fluffy. Very cute. 
Special Abilities: Excellent evasion 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Vivu Forest 
Current Home: Vivu Forest

“This is the Pavilion of Peace, Neni. Nobody can hurt you here. even if the people here are *gulp*… scary-looking…”

==Personality==

Neni is very, very timid. It is surprising to know that most vivu are actually more timid than her. She is nice and easy to make friends with if you can get her to talk to you. She is far more likely to flee from a fight than to do anything, which, with her level of power, is probably what she should do.

==History==

Neni was born and raised in the vivu forest. There is nothing special about her past.

==Family==

Emmy: Mother
Cantin: Father

==Neni’s first appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Neni has never been to this thread.

In [[LPW]]: She walked into the Pavilion out of curiosity.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Neni has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Nothing

==Did You Know…?==

*The main reason for introducing Neni was so that later, when I introduce Chico, he will stand out more due to his personality.
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Neni

Joat — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:54:08 GMT

Joat: /* Basic Statistics */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Neni is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Neni 
Race: [[Vivu]] 
Gender: Female 
Class: None 
Age: 3 
Appearance: Pink fur, purple eyes. Looks like a fox, but 6" long and fluffy. Very cute. 
Special Abilities: Excellent evasion 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Vivu Forest 
Current Home: Vivu Forest

“This is the Pavilion of Peace, Neni. Nobody can hurt you here. even if the people here are *gulp*… scary-looking…”

==Personality==

Neni is very, very timid. It is surprising to know that most vivu are actually more timid than her. She is nice and easy to make friends with if you can get her to talk to you. She is far more likely to flee from a fight than to do anything, which, with her level of power, is probably what she should do.

==History==

Neni was born and raised in the vivu forest. There is nothing special about her past.

==Family==

Emmy: Mother
Cantin: Father

==Neni’s first appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Neni has never been to this thread.

In [[LPW]]: She walked into the Pavilion out of curiosity.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Draco has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Nothing

==Did You Know…?==

*The main reason for introducing Neni was so that later, when I introduce Chico, he will stand out more due to his personality.
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Neni

Joat — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:38:28 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Neni is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Neni 
Race: [[Vivu]] 
Gender: Female 
Class: None 
Age: 3 
Appearance: Pink fur, purple eyes. Looks like a fox, but 6" long and fluffy. Very cute. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Vivu Forest 
Current Home: Vivu Forest

“This is the Pavilion of Peace, Neni. Nobody can hurt you here. even if the people here are *gulp*… scary-looking…”

==Personality==

Neni is very, very timid. It is surprising to know that most vivu are actually more timid than her. She is nice and easy to make friends with if you can get her to talk to you. She is far more likely to flee from a fight than to do anything, which, with her level of power, is probably what she should do.

==History==

Neni was born and raised in the vivu forest. There is nothing special about her past.

==Family==

Emmy: Mother
Cantin: Father

==Neni’s first appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Neni has never been to this thread.

In [[LPW]]: She walked into the Pavilion out of curiosity.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Draco has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Nothing

==Did You Know…?==

*The main reason for introducing Neni was so that later, when I introduce Chico, he will stand out more due to his personality.
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Human

Joat — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Joat: /* Serious Description */

==Funny Description==

A race of creatures that is self-proclaimed to be the most intelligent to inhabit the planet [[Earth]]. This claim might be disputed, but humans are too stupid to figure out how to communicate with other lifeforms and find out that fact. Humans have no natural shapeshifting ability, though some compensate for this by use of [[magic]] or [[Mad Science|mad science]].

They are especially known for often having nonsensical leaps in their moral logic. For instance, they reproduce through sex, and many will claim that sex is immoral. Thus they should by extention consider a high population to be immoral, yet they also think that murderers are immoral, unless the murderers are on their side during a war. They still consider the murderers on the other side to be immoral, though they don't think that all actions that are immoral if committed by the enemy are moral if committed by their side (such as sex, for instance).

Often seen driving cars, frequenting forums, wearing [[socks]], accelerating global warming, destroying rainforests and stomping on smaller creatures, such as weasels.

==Serious Description==

They are one of the most alignmentally diverse species in existance, which, like them, is both a good thing and a bad thing at the same time. They are also very diverse in class.

Disliked by [[catkin]]. Liked by [[Easter Bunnies]].

Among many sentient (or near-sentient) [[robot]]s, humans are known as "obsolete meat-units".

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Joat

Joat — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:18:32 GMT

Joat: /* Characters */

==Basic Description==
I used to be shy about posting, but got over it. I now post somewhat regularly and I can be found mostly in [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]] and [[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]], as well as a bit in [[Let's Count to a Million!!!]]. I don’t have a single character who is not of good alignment. I come with my own [http://firewolves.blogspot.com/ blog].

As for RP activity ([[LPL]] and [[LPW]]), though I tend to only use good characters as my main characters, I have also created a few evil characters for the sake of plot. In the beginning, Vincent was an evil character. I have also introduced the Naughty Sorceress, who is not alive anymore.

Just thought I’d make this first-person, because I’m the one writing it. -Joat

==Inventory==
[[TF Gun]] (with basic half-animal and gender forms, plus clone form of Draco, half-veron form, vampire V1, and vampire V2 (No powers)) 
[[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]] 
[[Wand of Nagamar]] 
[[Chrome Staff]] 
6-pack Unlabeled Shrink Soda (3 left) 
Yet Another Can of Unlabeled Soda 
[[Squirrel Teddy]] 
[[Book of Taeri]] 
[[Draco Blazer]], the Talking Pet Veron (Fire-breathing, teleporting fox)

==Characters==
These are the characters used for [[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]], [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]], and perhaps eventually [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]. As yet, one of these characters (Joat Delia) has visited there inadvertantly for a small while before teleporting away. Other than a few of the gods, these characters all tend to cross-thread. Two of these characters (FH Joat Delia and Sylver) are from a different forum. 
 
Note from Joat: Editing these character profiles is ill-advised if you are not me. After all, I know them best.

*[[Joat Delia]], the Calica seyunolu
*[[Draco Blazer]], the Calica Veron
*[[May Cottontail]], the Easter Bunny
*[[Leon Minnis]], the Mystical Swordsman
*[[Pan]], the Scientific Rat
*[[Sylva Xynthea]], the Peaceful Half-skunk
*[[Vincent Vailo]], the Ascended Swordsman
*[[Sevilin]], the God of Calica
*[[Joseph]], the Transformation God
*[[Norri]], the Science God
*[[Sylver]], the Sentient Robodog
*[[FH Joat Delia]], the Scientific Swordsman
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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:04:35 GMT

Joat: /* Resident/regular characters */

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Wise and powerfull halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Sweet halfing girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]]- [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimentional.
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]]-Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]]-She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.
*[[Warlof]]-The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]]-Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]]-Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.

== Major Locations ==
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]-Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**[[Grimcorp]]- Recently-deposited corporate offices.
*The Dark Forest- Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.

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Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:04:13 GMT

Joat: /* Resident/regular characters */

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Wise and powerfull halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Sweet halfing girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]]- [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimentional.
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]]-Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]]-She’s a god, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.
*[[Warlof]]-The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]]-Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]]-Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.

== Major Locations ==
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]-Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**[[Grimcorp]]- Recently-deposited corporate offices.
*The Dark Forest- Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:02:47 GMT

Joat: /* New Characters */

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Wise and powerfull halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Sweet halfing girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]]- [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimentional.
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.
*[[Warlof]]-The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]]-Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]]-Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.

== Major Locations ==
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]-Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**[[Grimcorp]]- Recently-deposited corporate offices.
*The Dark Forest- Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

Joat — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:58:02 GMT

Joat: /* Resident/regular characters */

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Wise and powerfull halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Sweet halfing girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]]- [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimentional.
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.
*[[Joseph]]
*[[Norri]]
*[[Warlof]]
*[[Sylver]]
*[[FH Joat Delia]]

== Major Locations ==
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]-Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**[[Grimcorp]]- Recently-deposited corporate offices.
*The Dark Forest- Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Joseph

Joat — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:51:21 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Joseph is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joseph 
Race: Human God 
Gender: Male 
Class: Minor God of transformation 
Age: Even he himself lost track… 
Appearance: Tall, blond, and handsome 
Special Abilities: Too many to list 
Unsolved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Unknown 
Current Home: Another plane of existence 

“Gah! You’re drunk!”

==Personality==

He is calm, but not shy about transforming others.

==History==

Being a god, there are many stories about him. As a result, no mortal knows for sure what is truth and what is fiction.

==Family==

*Sister: [[Sevilin]], god of Calica 
*Sister: [[Norri]], god of science

==Joseph’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPW]]: [[Norri]] called him to this thread after hearing about the disease [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] had made.

In [[LPL]]: Joseph has never been to this thread.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joseph has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

None

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Good]]
[[Category:LPW Characters]]
[[Category:Joat's Characters]]
[[Category:Neutral Good]]

Joat Delia

Joat — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:49:06 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia 
Race: Greater Seyunolu (usually in human form) 
Gender: Male 
Class: [[Calica]], ex-Pastamancer* 
Age: 15 
Appearance: Dark blue cloak (the hood is down), brown hair, dark blue eyes, and a white T-shirt. Will almost always have chrome staff in hand. Robotic hand. No antennae. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: He tends to glow brightly white at times, after which he falls deep asleep. 
Birthplace: [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing] 
Current Home: Homeless 
 
*Exactly what it sounds like.

“In this crazy world we live in, anything can happen.”

==Personality==

Joat is a very nice person who cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. He is obediant to his friends, but can be a bit naive at times. He has a will of <strike>steel</strike> diamond. Other than the chrome staff (which is special to him) and his Transformation gun (which can be highly useful for heroism and is also special to him). He does not seem to care that he is homeless. He is best friends with Draco.

==History==

Joat was born in [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing]. Not much is known about him in this time period, at least by those in the forums. He was a pastamancer (KoL class) at the time, able to summon noodles and cast a variety of pasta-related offensive and aid spells. He completed many quests and soon was faced against the Naughty Sorceress herself. He fought an epic battle against her and eventually won. When he did, he rescued King Ralph XI, who had been imprisoned in a crystal for a long time. He cast a spell to shatter the crystal. When it shattered, one of the shards of the crystal ripped a hole in the fabric of reality. Joat’s curiosity overwhelmed him and he entered the newly made portal. 
 
Instead of ascending, like he should have, he was taken to another place. The Keenspot Forums. He could sense why: he was too epic for a place like KoL. He was needed in the Keenspot Forums more. 
 
<hr>
 
Unfortunately, times were not easy for him. Being in a new land left him without a home. He might not have survived if he had not met [[Draco Blazer]]. Draco taught Joat how to survive in the wild. In time, he and Draco became the best of friends. It was also during this time that Draco and Joat gained the gift of Calica, though nobody but they themselves know how. 
 
He finally came to the Newbie Introduction thread. He got a newbie pack from Teddverres, which included the Transformation Gun, a Kamikaze Pack Extension, a cookie, a six-pack of unlabeled soda, a dead fish, and a squirrel teddy. He gave his thanks and left the thread. He had no idea what the fish was for and, since it was still edible, he and Draco ate the fish later that night while in the wilderness. 
 
Knowing that they could not stay at the newbie introduction thread, they moved onward. After days of travel, they finally arrived at [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]

==Family==

Father: Disco Bandit. Exiled from the Kingdom of Loathing. His status today is unknown. 
Mother: Seal Clubber. Died from a mysterious disease.

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat (with Draco) arrived and immediately began competing for the loss.

In [[LPW]]: After being attacked by Zangulus, Draco teleported himself and Joat to there. Joat was asleep (Calica exhaustion) and Draco was completely tired. Draco asked the people of the thread if they could spare some magical energy.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat tried to teleport to LPL, but fumbled the spell and ended up there, instead. He asked where he was, but got the unhelpful answer of “not even we know”.

==Inventory==

[[TF Gun]] (with basic half-animal and gender forms, plus clone form of Draco, half-veron form, vampire V1, and vampire V2 (No powers)) 
[[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]] 
[[Wand of Nagamar]] 
[[Chrome Staff]] 
6-pack Unlabeled Shrink Soda (3 left) 
Yet Another Can of Unlabeled Soda 
[[Squirrel Teddy]] 
[[Book of Taeri]] 
[[Draco Blazer]], the Talking Pet Veron (Fire-breathing, teleporting fox)

==Did you know…?==

*“Joat” was originally based on the abbreviation for “Jack of All Trades”.
*Joat is the name of my character in KoL, currently a pastamancer. He actually owns a Wand of Nagamar and a Chrome Staff.
*The first character I created with the name “Joat” wore a black cloak (with the hood up), carried a scythe as his weapon, and knew almost every type of spell (hence the name). I later abandoned that character and gave the name to the Joat you know today.
*“Delia” came from “Emma Delia”, a character from a fanfic I am currently writing (I’m on a break from that). In that story, Calica involves both holy and nature (though very little of the former).
*Joat’s favorite character in the Soul Calibur series is his polar opposite in alignment, Cervantes de Leon.
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Draco Blazer

Joat — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:41:57 GMT

Joat: /* Basic Statistics */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Draco Blazer is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Draco Blazer 
Race: [[Veron]] (Joat’s pet) 
Gender: Male 
Class: [[Calica]] 
Age: 3 
Appearance: Orange fur with white tail tip, belly, and paws. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: His fur turned yellow once. 
Birthplace: Wilderness 
Current Home: Homeless

“I’ll be your shield, Joat. No matter what, I won’t let him hurt you!”

==Personality==

Draco is a very nice and cares much about others. Like [[Joat Delia]], he will put his life on the line to save others. He is obediant to his friends, though not as blindly as Joat. He has a will of <strike>steel</strike> diamond. He is not materialistic and does not seem to care that he is homeless. Joat is his best friend and [[May Cottontail]] is his girlfriend.

==History==

Draco was born in the forest. That is all that is known about Draco before he met [[Joat Delia]]. 
 
In the wilderness, he met Joat, who had just been teleported away from [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing]. Joat did not know how to survive all alone, so Draco decided to teach him. In time, the two of them became the best of friends. It was also during this time that he and Joat gained the gift of Calica, though nobody but they themselves know how. 
 
He and Joat finally came to the Newbie Introduction thread where Joat gained his newbie pack. Joat gave his thanks and they left the thread. Neither he nor Joat had any idea what the fish was for and, since it was still edible, he and Joat ate the fish later that night while in the wilderness. 
 
Knowing that they could not stay at the newbie introduction thread, they moved onward. After days of travel, they finally arrived at [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]

==Family==

As yet, nothing is known about his family.

==Draco’s first appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Draco (with Joat) arrived and immediately began competing for the loss.

In [[LPW]]: After being attacked by Zangulus, Draco teleported himself and Joat to there. Joat was asleep (Calica exhaustion) and Draco was completely tired. Draco asked the people of the thread if they could spare some magical energy.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Draco has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Nothing

==Did You Know…?==

*The definition of “Veron” has changed greatly before Draco came to the forums. First, Verons were essentially furry and cute puffballs. They were known for having very strong willpower. Then later, I decided that Verons would look like foxes and would be able to breathe/summon/manipulate fire and resist all forms of mind control. They, like the Verons that preceded them, would have a very strong willpower. Finally, I added teleportation into the mix to make the Verons you know today.
*I originally considered naming him “Draco Veron”.
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FH Joat Delia

Joat — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:37:18 GMT

Joat: /* Basic Statistics */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about FH Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia 
Race: Human (Or perhaps seyunolu like his counterpart?) 
Gender: Male 
Class: Mad Scientist, Swordsman 
Age: ?? 
Appearance: Short, brown, shiny hair. Wears a lab coat and goggles, though the goggles are usually above his forehead when not in use. Gray eyes. 
Special Abilities: Mad hacking skills… and I don’t mean hairballs 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Topeka, KS 
Current Home: His lab (In the Furthia High forums)

“That's the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Well, what are we waiting for?”

==Personality==

Joat is very nice. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. Though he can handle the sight of needless destruction better than [[Sylver]], he still does what he can to prevent it. He has a will of steel. He is best friends with [[Sylver]].

==History==

He created Sylver. Before coming to EGS Mayhem, he:

*Stopped a battle between Twitch and TarnishedZephyr over the lead, which he saw as less valuable than a life.
*Helped turn the tides of a war.

==Family==

Creation: [[Sylver]]

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

In [[LPW]]: Joat came here with [[Sylver]] and [[Draco Blazer]].

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

==Inventory==

A powerful and sturdy laptop 
Chronosphere (Allows travel through space and, in some dimensions, time) 
[[Tiberium Blade]]

==Did You Know…?==

*In terms of ability, he is Mayhem [[Joat Delia]]’s polar opposite.
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FH Joat Delia

Joat — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:35:43 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about FH Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia 
Race: Human (Or perhaps seyunolu like his counterpart?) 
Gender: Male 
Class: Mad Scientist, Swordsman 
Age: ?? 
Appearance: Short, brown, shiny hair. Wears a lab coat and goggles, though the goggles are usually above his forehead when not in use. Gray eyes. 
Special Abilities: Mad hacking skills… and I don’t mean hairballs 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Topeka, KS 
Current Home: His lab (In the Furthia High forums)

“That's the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Well, what are we waiting for?” -FH Joat Delia

==Personality==

Joat is very nice. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. Though he can handle the sight of needless destruction better than [[Sylver]], he still does what he can to prevent it. He has a will of steel. He is best friends with [[Sylver]].

==History==

He created Sylver. Before coming to EGS Mayhem, he:

*Stopped a battle between Twitch and TarnishedZephyr over the lead, which he saw as less valuable than a life.
*Helped turn the tides of a war.

==Family==

Creation: [[Sylver]]

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

In [[LPW]]: Joat came here with [[Sylver]] and [[Draco Blazer]].

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

==Inventory==

A powerful and sturdy laptop 
Chronosphere (Allows travel through space and, in some dimensions, time) 
[[Tiberium Blade]]

==Did You Know…?==

*In terms of ability, he is Mayhem [[Joat Delia]]’s polar opposite.
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FH Joat Delia

Joat — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 00:35:34 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about FH Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia 
Race: Human (Or perhaps seyunolu like his counterpart?) 
Gender: Male 
Class: Scientist, Swordsman 
Age: ?? 
Appearance: Short, brown, shiny hair. Wears a lab coat and goggles, though the goggles are usually above his forehead when not in use. Gray eyes. 
Special Abilities: Mad hacking skills… and I don’t mean hairballs 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Topeka, KS 
Current Home: His lab (In the Furthia High forums)

“That's the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Well, what are we waiting for?” -FH Joat Delia

==Personality==

Joat is very nice. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. Though he can handle the sight of needless destruction better than [[Sylver]], he still does what he can to prevent it. He has a will of steel. He is best friends with [[Sylver]].

==History==

He created Sylver. Before coming to EGS Mayhem, he:

*Stopped a battle between Twitch and TarnishedZephyr over the lead, which he saw as less valuable than a life.
*Helped turn the tides of a war.

==Family==

Creation: [[Sylver]]

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

In [[LPW]]: Joat came here with [[Sylver]] and [[Draco Blazer]].

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

==Inventory==

A powerful and sturdy laptop 
Chronosphere (Allows travel through space and, in some dimensions, time) 
[[Tiberium Blade]]

==Did You Know…?==

*In terms of ability, he is Mayhem [[Joat Delia]]’s polar opposite.
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Mayhem Laws of Physics

Joat — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:35:48 GMT

Joat: /* Some of the Laws */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]]. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.
 4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be one Anthro or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: Bob can play any role and do it well.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.
 31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.
 35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.
 35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.
 37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.
 38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.
 41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.
 41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert.
 42a: He will be an old man.
 42b: He will be Asian.
 42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization.
 44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always 3 characters who start out unable to speak English.
 47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.
 51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.
 55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: [[FaweFC44|Fawe]]'s characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliche ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.
 64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important character's have one

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.
 76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.
 76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever.
 81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.
 86a: They will get together.

87: No matter what the RP is about, [[Piebunny]] will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.
 87a: They will become inactive very quickly.

88: ''No-one'' can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.
 89a: EVER.
 89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.
 90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB's]] characters will always like obscure music

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.
 93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.
 93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]’s characters are always epic.
 95a: None of them are powerless.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, and May Cottontail.

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

Samanthium

Joat — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:08:18 GMT

Joat:

==Appearance==

It is a small, blue liquid.

==Powers==

Ingested, it will heal any wounds, no matter how serious. It cannot reserrect, though it can kill any undead stupid enough to ingest it.

==Creation==

Creating one dose takes two days and complex machinery.

==Owned by…==

*[[FH Joat Delia]], its inventor

Tiberium Blade

Joat — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:01:37 GMT

Joat:

==Appearance==

This sword is 5'9" long (including the hilt) and 4" wide. The blade is made of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberium tiberium] mixed with [[Samanthium]] to neutralize its mutative effects.

==Powers==

Other than being light, sturdy, and (at least in FH Joat Delia’s case) wicked sharp, it is able to light itself on fire. This is done by a small button on the hilt of the sword. Once pressed, a chemical shoots out that reacts with the modified tiberium to create flames. The flames are not large enough to reach the wielder’s hands. If the button is pressed again, the chemical will stop being released and the flames will immediately stop.

==Owned by…==

*[[FH Joat Delia]]
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FH Joat Delia

Joat — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:50:15 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about FH Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia 
Race: Human (Or perhaps seyunolu like his counterpart?) 
Gender: Male 
Class: Scientist, Swordsman 
Age: ?? 
Appearance: Short, brown, shiny hair. Wears a lab coat and goggles, though the goggles are usually above his forehead when not in use. Gray eyes. 
Special Abilities: Mad hacking skills… and I don’t mean hairballs 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Topeka, KS 
Current Home: His lab (In the Furthia High forums)

==Personality==

Joat is very nice. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. Though he can handle the sight of needless destruction better than [[Sylver]], he still does what he can to prevent it. He has a will of steel. He is best friends with [[Sylver]].

==History==

He created Sylver. Before coming to EGS Mayhem, he:

*Stopped a battle between Twitch and TarnishedZephyr over the loss, which he saw as less valuable than a life.
*Helped turn the tides of a war.

==Family==

Creation: [[Sylver]]

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

In [[LPW]]: Joat came here with [[Sylver]] and [[Draco Blazer]].

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

==Inventory==

A powerful and sturdy laptop 
Chronosphere (Allows travel through space and, in some dimensions, time) 
[[Tiberium Blade]]

==Did You Know…?==

*In terms of ability, he is Mayhem [[Joat Delia]]’s polar opposite.
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FH Joat Delia

Joat — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:49:56 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about FH Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia 
Race: Human (Or perhaps seyunolu like his counterpart?) 
Gender: Male 
Class: Scientist, Swordsman 
Age: ?? 
Appearance: Short, brown, shiny hair. Wears a lab coat and goggles, though the goggles are usually above his forehead when not in use. Gray eyes. 
Special Abilities: Mad hacking skills… and I don’t mean hairballs 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Topeka, KS 
Current Home: His lab (In the Furthia High forums)

==Personality==

Joat is very nice. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. Though he can handle the sight of needless destruction better than [[Sylver]], he still does what he can to prevent it. He has a will of steel. He is best friends with [[Sylver]].

==History==

He created Sylver. Before coming to EGS Mayhem, he:

*Stopped a battle between Twitch and TarnishedZephyr over the loss, which he saw as less valuable than a life.
*Helped turn the tides of a war.

==Family==

Creation: [[Sylver]]

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

In [[LPW]]: Joat came here with [[Sylver]] and [[Draco Blazer]].

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat has not appeared in this thread.

==Inventory==

A powerful and sturdy laptop 
Chronosphere (Allows travel through space and, in some dimensions, time)
[[Tiberium Blade]]

==Did You Know…?==

*In terms of ability, he is Mayhem [[Joat Delia]]’s polar opposite.
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Mayhem Laws of Physics

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:42:35 GMT

Joat: /* Exceptions */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]]. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.
 4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be one Anthro or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: Bob can play any role and do it well.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.
 31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.
 35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.
 35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.
 37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.
 41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.
 41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert.
 42a: He will be an old man.
 42b: He will be Asian.
 42c: he will be replaced with in 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization.
 44a: They will be stronger than the good guys but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always 3 characters who start out unable to speak English.
 47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.
 51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.
 55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: [[FaweFC44|Fawe]]'s characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliche ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.
 64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible, Indestructible, Unbeatable or Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged with in a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important character's have one

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.
 76a: Any character which does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.
 76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever.
 81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.
 86a: They will get together.

87: No matter what the RP is about, [[Piebunny]] will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.
 87a: They will become inactive very quickly.

88: ''No-one'' can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.
 89a: EVER.
 89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.
 90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, and May Cottontail.

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

Sylver

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:22:35 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Sylver is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Sylver 
Race: Robotic Dog 
Gender: “Male” (robots technically have no gender) 
Class: Robot 
Age: ?? 
Appearance: Painted blue and Silver. 
Special Abilities: Sentience, flight, speech, can shoot flames from paws, fire breathing, waterproof, can cry, can blush, thermal vision, night vision, teleportation 
Unsloved Mysteries: How [[FH Joat Delia]] was able to give him a soul, for one thing 
Birthplace: [[FH Joat Delia]]’s lab 
Current Home: [[FH Joat Delia]]’s lab

==Personality==

Sylver is very nice. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. He is fun-loving and easy-going, but tends to have a weak stomach when he sees needless destruction. He has a will of steel. He is best friends with [[FH Joat Delia]].

==History==

He was created by FH Joat Delia.

==Family==

Creator: [[FH Joat Delia]]

==Sylver’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Sylver came here for reinforcements to help save a dimension that has yet to be named.

In [[LPW]]: Sylver came here with FH Joat and Draco, then proceeded to correctly identify everyone in [[The Pavilion of Peace]].

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Sylver has not appeared in this thread.

==Inventory==

None

==Add-ons==

*Speech Chip: Allows him to talk.
*Chrono Drive: Allows him to teleport and, in some dimensions, travel through time.

==Did You Know…?==

*“Sylver” was partially based on the name “Sylva”.
*Sylver originally thought EGS mayhem [[Joat Delia]]’s name was “Joe Daron” before he was corrected by [[May Cottontail]] and [[Sylva Xynthea]]. Sylver was thoroughly confused as to how Joat could have the exact same name as his creator.
*He hates chatspeak and leetspeak with a passion.

==Out Of Character==

Sylver also exists in OOCZone. This Sylver is a different entity than IC Sylver. That is, OOC Sylver can make comments OOC while IC Sylver is in the middle of a battle or something.
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Talk:Grand Author Council

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:15:48 GMT

Joat:

Heh. You don’t know how tempting it is to put this in the “good” category. Down with 1337-speak! Down with chatspeak! And flashing me won’t work, for I have Calica. -Joat

Huh. I wonder what a Grand Author Council is.... *FLASH* Huh. I wonder what a Grand Author Council is.... *FLASH* Huh. I wonder what a Grand Author Council is.... *FLASH* Huh. I wonder what a Grand Author Council is.... *FLASH* Huh. I wonder what a Grand Author Council is.... *FLASH*
....And so on. -PB

As much as I hate all the things that the council stands against, doing so annonomously is just cowardice. Bad RP-ers and typers should be taught that what they're doing is wrong. Senseless flaming does nothing but cause hatred.--[[User:ChroniclerC|ChroniclerC]] 23:49, 24 November 2006 (EST)

[[Yeah. I tell people to stop chatspeaking and leetspeaking, but at least I do so with a polite tone. Well, the first time, anyway.]] -Sylver (Joat’s pet robotic dog)

Talk:Grand Author Council

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:15:24 GMT

Joat:

Talk:Grand Author Council

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:14:01 GMT

Joat:

Talk:Grand Author Council

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:13:45 GMT

Joat:

Sylva Xynthea

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:09:05 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Sylva Xynthea is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Sylva Xynthea 
Race: Half-skunk 
Gender: Female 
Class: Unknown 
Age: 20 
Appearance: Long, white, shiny hair. Pale pink, long-sleeved shirt. Blue jeans. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing] 
Current Home: Homeless

==Personality==

Sylva is very nice and caring. She doesn’t have any known fighting ability and is also a bit timid, so she tends to let others be do the heroism. However, she does try to help her friends whenever she can.

==History==

Sylva was born in [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing]. She was adventuring one day when she encountered the Naughty Sorceress. She possessed Sylva and forced her to come to the Naughty Sorceress’s tower. Not much time passed before another adventurer, Emerald (Sylva’s boyfriend) came up to destroy the Naughty Sorceress. Sylva was possessed in body, but not in mind. 
 
“No! please don’t make me! I love him!” Sylva exclaimed. She could hardly see with the tears filling her eyes. 
 
“What are you doing here, Sylva?” Emerald asked, concerned. 
 
“Can’t stop… Run, now! Don’t want to lose you!” Sylva said. 
 
Emerald finally realized that Sylva was being controlled. 
 
“No! I shall free you from her!” Emerald yelled. 
 
“I… I’m sorry…” Sylva said. Suddenly, from her fingers extended very long claws (if you know Freddy Kreuger or Wolverine, you’ll know what I’m talking about). She rushed toward Emerald, despite her greatest efforts to resist, and struck him in the heart with her claws. He was instantly killed. 
 
“Good job, Sylva,” the Sorceress said. Sylva was made to kneel before her. 
 
“How can you…? How can you be so evil…?” 
 
“If you don’t know now, maybe you should sleep on it,” the Sorceress said. Sylva then immediately fell asleep. 
 
When she woke up, she was sitting in a chair, unable to move. 
 
“Hello, Sylva. So glad you came,” the Sorceress said. 
 
“What… what do you want with me now…?” Sylva asked fearfully. 
 
“Your mind,” the Sorceress said, holding up a large, rhombus-cut ruby, “I now have the power to take over anyone’s mind, no matter what protections they have.” 
 
“No… You will not!” 
 
“Oh, but I shall.” The Sorceress touched the ruby to Sylva’s head. 
 
“No! No way! I will do nothing you say!” 
 
“But little skunk girl, you have no choice.” 
 
“No! No! NO!” 
 
Then, there was a flash of light. She was then under full possession of the Sorceress. 
 
Nothing else is known about Sylva’s past. This memory haunts her to this very day.

==Family==

Boyfriend: Half-skunk named Emerald. Killed by Sylva when she was under the Naughty Sorceress’ control.

==Sylva’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Sylva came in, but did not compete for the loss.

In [[LPW]]: Sylva came to the snowfield.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Sylva has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Purse with $20.98
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Sylva Xynthea

Joat — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:08:25 GMT

Joat: /* Sylva’s First Appearance… */

Joat Delia

Joat — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 18:08:22 GMT

Joat:

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Joat Delia is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Joat Delia (R.I.P.) 
Race: Greater Seyunolu (usually in human form) 
Gender: Male 
Class: [[Calica]], ex-Pastamancer* 
Age: 15 
Appearance: Dark blue cloak (the hood is down), brown hair, dark blue eyes, and a white T-shirt. Will almost always have chrome staff in hand. Robotic hand. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: He tends to glow brightly white at times, after which he falls deep asleep. 
Birthplace: [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing] 
Current Home: Homeless 
 
*Exactly what it sounds like.

==Personality==

Joat is a very nice person who cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. He is obediant to his friends, but can be a bit naive at times. He has a will of <strike>steel</strike> diamond. Other than the chrome staff (which is special to him) and his Transformation gun (which can be highly useful for heroism and is also special to him). He does not seem to care that he is homeless. He is best friends with Draco.

==History==

Joat was born in [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing]. Not much is known about him in this time period, at least by those in the forums. He was a pastamancer (KoL class) at the time, able to summon noodles and cast a variety of pasta-related offensive and aid spells. He completed many quests and soon was faced against the Naughty Sorceress herself. He fought an epic battle against her and eventually won. When he did, he rescued King Ralph XI, who had been imprisoned in a crystal for a long time. He cast a spell to shatter the crystal. When it shattered, one of the shards of the crystal ripped a hole in the fabric of reality. Joat’s curiosity overwhelmed him and he entered the newly made portal. 
 
Instead of ascending, like he should have, he was taken to another place. The Keenspot Forums. He could sense why: he was too epic for a place like KoL. He was needed in the Keenspot Forums more. 
 
<hr>
 
Unfortunately, times were not easy for him. Being in a new land left him without a home. He might not have survived if he had not met [[Draco Blazer]]. Draco taught Joat how to survive in the wild. In time, he and Draco became the best of friends. It was also during this time that Draco and Joat gained the gift of Calica, though nobody but they themselves know how. 
 
He finally came to the Newbie Introduction thread. He got a newbie pack from Teddverres, which included the Transformation Gun, a Kamikaze Pack Extension, a cookie, a six-pack of unlabeled soda, a dead fish, and a squirrel teddy. He gave his thanks and left the thread. He had no idea what the fish was for and, since it was still edible, he and Draco ate the fish later that night while in the wilderness. 
 
Knowing that they could not stay at the newbie introduction thread, they moved onward. After days of travel, they finally arrived at [[Last Post Loses!!!!!!]]

==Family==

Father: Disco Bandit. Exiled from the Kingdom of Loathing. His status today is unknown. 
Mother: Seal Clubber. Died from a mysterious disease.

==Joat’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Joat (with Draco) arrived and immediately began competing for the loss.

In [[LPW]]: After being attacked by Zangulus, Draco teleported himself and Joat to there. Joat was asleep (Calica exhaustion) and Draco was completely tired. Draco asked the people of the thread if they could spare some magical energy.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Joat tried to teleport to LPL, but fumbled the spell and ended up there, instead. He asked where he was, but got the unhelpful answer of “not even we know”.

==Inventory==

[[TF Gun]] (with basic half-animal and gender forms, plus clone form of Draco, half-veron form, vampire V1, and vampire V2 (No powers)) 
[[TF Gun Kamikazi Add On]] 
[[Wand of Nagamar]] 
[[Chrome Staff]] 
6-pack Unlabeled Shrink Soda (3 left) 
Yet Another Can of Unlabeled Soda 
[[Squirrel Teddy]] 
[[Book of Taeri]] 
[[Draco Blazer]], the Talking Pet Veron (Fire-breathing, teleporting fox)

==Did you know…?==

*“Joat” was originally based on the abbreviation for “Jack of All Trades”.
*Joat is the name of my character in KoL, currently a pastamancer. He actually owns a Wand of Nagamar and a Chrome Staff.
*The first character I created with the name “Joat” wore a black cloak (with the hood up), carried a scythe as his weapon, and knew almost every type of spell (hence the name). I later abandoned that character and gave the name to the Joat you know today.
*“Delia” came from “Emma Delia”, a character from a fanfic I am currently writing (I’m on a break from that). In that story, Calica involves both holy and nature (though very little of the former).
*Joat’s favorite character in the Soul Calibur series is his polar opposite in alignment, Cervantes de Leon.
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Vincent Vailo

Joat — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:53:38 GMT

Joat: /* Did You Know…? */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Vincent Vailo is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Vincent Vailo 
Race: Human 
Gender: Male 
Class: Wizard (same type as Leon) 
Age: 23 
Appearance: Wears black robes. His hair is long, straight and black. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: New York, NY 
Current Home: Informally “lives” in [[LPW]] 

==Personality==

Vincent is nice, but tends to say rude things at times. He cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. He is very easy-going. He has a will of steel.

==History==

He was possessed by a sword with a ruby-encrusted hilt (this particular sword was a [[Blood Blade]]) for quite some time. Years ago, he possessed [[May Cottontail]] and made her kill her father, Peter Cottontail. Years after that, he tried to finish the job and kill May. However, he was stopped by [[Leon Minnis]], [[Pan]], and [[Joat Delia]]. Soon after being defeated by that, he was summoned to the [[Let's Count to a Million!!!]] thread and tried to kill everyone there, though he was quickly destroyed by a BLOODFREEZE spell. Shortly after that, he rose from the grave, taking an army of zombies with him, and proceeded to try to kill all those inhabiting [[LPW]] (by summoning a few zombies there and going there himself) and [[LPL]] (by sending many zombies, which were quickly destroy by Joat’s “dispel undead”). That time, he had an enchantment which allowed him to quickly recover from otherwise fatal wounds. He seemed invincible. However, Joat, Leon, and Pan disenchanted the Blood Blade and Vincent was freed from possession. 
 
After apologizing for what he had done while possessed, he joined the good side, which was where he belonged.

==Family==

Brother: [[Leon Minnis]]

==Vincent’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Vincent (while possessed) came there to ask where may was. He got no information.

In [[LPW]]: Vincent (while possessed), failing to get any information in LPL, came to find May.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Vincent has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Long sword with an emerald-encrusted hilt

==Did You Know…?==

*“Vincent Vailo” is a name I borrowed from the antagonist of a story I’m writing. I borrowed nothing other than the name.
*Vincent is my Ellen. No, he is neither bisexual, nor a transgender duplicate. However, he, like Ellen, was intended at first to be truly evil. However, because his evil nature seemed to unnerve the other [[LPW]] people (Notably [[Lomgren]]), I ended up making him a good guy.
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Sylva Xynthea

Joat — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:52:33 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Sylva Xynthea is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Sylva Xynthea 
Race: Half-skunk 
Gender: Female 
Class: Unknown 
Age: 20 
Appearance: Long, white, shiny hair. Pale pink, long-sleeved shirt. Blue jeans. 
Special Abilities: None 
Unsloved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing] 
Current Home: Homeless

==Personality==

Sylva is very nice and caring. She doesn’t have any known fighting ability and is also a bit timid, so she tends to let others be do the heroism. However, she does try to help her friends whenever she can.

==History==

Sylva was born in [http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/ the Kingdom of Loathing]. She was adventuring one day when she encountered the Naughty Sorceress. She possessed Sylva and forced her to come to the Naughty Sorceress’s tower. Not much time passed before another adventurer, Emerald (Sylva’s boyfriend) came up to destroy the Naughty Sorceress. Sylva was possessed in body, but not in mind. 
 
“No! please don’t make me! I love him!” Sylva exclaimed. She could hardly see with the tears filling her eyes. 
 
“What are you doing here, Sylva?” Emerald asked, concerned. 
 
“Can’t stop… Run, now! Don’t want to lose you!” Sylva said. 
 
Emerald finally realized that Sylva was being controlled. 
 
“No! I shall free you from her!” Emerald yelled. 
 
“I… I’m sorry…” Sylva said. Suddenly, from her fingers extended very long claws (if you know Freddy Kreuger or Wolverine, you’ll know what I’m talking about). She rushed toward Emerald, despite her greatest efforts to resist, and struck him in the heart with her claws. He was instantly killed. 
 
“Good job, Sylva,” the Sorceress said. Sylva was made to kneel before her. 
 
“How can you…? How can you be so evil…?” 
 
“If you don’t know now, maybe you should sleep on it,” the Sorceress said. Sylva then immediately fell asleep. 
 
When she woke up, she was sitting in a chair, unable to move. 
 
“Hello, Sylva. So glad you came,” the Sorceress said. 
 
“What… what do you want with me now…?” Sylva asked fearfully. 
 
“Your mind,” the Sorceress said, holding up a large, rhombus-cut ruby, “I now have the power to take over anyone’s mind, no matter what protections they have.” 
 
“No… You will not!” 
 
“Oh, but I shall.” The Sorceress touched the ruby to Sylva’s head. 
 
“No! No way! I will do nothing you say!” 
 
“But little skunk girl, you have no choice.” 
 
“No! No! NO!” 
 
Then, there was a flash of light. She was then under full possession of the Sorceress. 
 
Nothing else is known about Sylva’s past. This memory haunts her to this very day.

==Family==

Boyfriend: Half-skunk named Emerald. Killed by Sylva when she was under the Naughty Sorceress’ control.

==Sylva’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Sylva came in, but did not compete for the loss.

In [[LPW]]: Sylva has never been to this thread.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Sylva has never been to this thread.

==Inventory==

Purse with $20.98
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Sevilin

Joat — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:51:45 GMT

Joat: /* Inventory */

Warning: Due to the fact that not all information about Sevilin is known, there may be some information in here that is either false (due to people believing the said false data) or not here (due to nobody knowing the said data) 
This character was created by [[Joat]]

==Basic Statistics==

Sevilin 
Race: Human God 
Gender: Female 
Class: Calica* god, Qwertish wizard (Divine variant)** 
Age: Even she herself lost track… 
Appearance: White dress, blond hair, very beautiful 
Special Abilities: Too many to list 
Unsolved Mysteries: None 
Birthplace: Unknown 
Current Home: Another plane of existence 

*Calica is a holy art. It offers a wide variety of spells. However, Calica is hard to master and the spells take up much energy. Calica wizardry is powered by faith and the will to do good. it is a born-not-learned skill given only to good souls, although it is said that some may be able to gain such power from Sevilin (god of Calica) herself. Casting too many spells causes “Calica Exhaustion”, which causes the Calica user to fall asleep for a while. Calica wizards can talk to animals (And humans, of course, if the wizard is an animal).

**Qwertish wizardry is a very diverse magic group. Not only do they master common spells such as magic missile and fireball, but they also are able to learn a different set of spells dependent on the wizard’s personality and upbringing. This unique set of spells is called a “Variant”. No two wizards have the exact same spells, even twins who grew up together. There is a safeguard in Qwertish wizardry that does not allow the Qwertish wizards to use up too much magical energy.

==Personality==

Sevilin is nice, but a bit chaotic for a god. She is easily ticked off by mortals who step outside their boundaries by killing/controlling/infecting/whatevering a god. She cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. She has a will of steel. She is in love with [[LPL Dayantis]], a mortal.

==History==

Being a god, there are many stories about her. As a result, no mortal knows for sure what is truth and what is fiction.

==Family==

*Brother: [[Joseph]], minor god of transformation 
*Sister: [[Norri]], god of science

==Sevilin’s First Appearance…==

In [[LPL]]: Sevilin came to this thread after Akiva had died. She revived him and gave him limited mental protection.

In [[LPW]]*: Sevilin came to this thread after hearing about the disease [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] had made.

In [[KeenFans RP 2.01]]: Sevilin has never been to this thread.

*This is the earliest I can remember her coming in, but I can’t remember for sure if this was the first time ever.

==Inventory==

None

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