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Mayhem Laws of Physics

Friis — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:23:54 GMT

Friis: /* Exceptions */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social. 
4c: The only exceptions seem to be if the RP dies a quick death.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be at least one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period. 
12a: [[vampiress_kat]]'s character will usually fill this role. 
12b: If not, [[PixelHead777]]'s *cough[[Nathan]] cough[[Natalie]] cough* will.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced. 
16a: This is also true of Author-Man, with the added bonus of angsty pasts.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible. 
18a: Even if it would be out of character to do so.

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy. 
33a: So does Kalga. But not nearly as much as Lommy. 

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot. 
34a: Unless your [Kalga]. But he always posts too fast

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]]. 
38c: Or Kalga. Cause he plays jerks. 
38d: ''Especially'' if played by [[Kum-El]]. See rules 4 and 86.

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy. 
42d: And probably a pervert.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means. 
47b: The mute guy will still manage to be a smartarse. It's amazing how well signs work for that purpose.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: the Mike Kent Rule: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliché ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important characters have one.

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic. 
77a: This may end up becoming a meta joke.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)
86aa: On a similar premise, when Drayco and KE have characters in an RP that has the PCs rooming together they -will- end up roommates.

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted. 
93c: Unless he stops participating in the RP before that can happen.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence. 
98a: No exceptions. Ever.

99: Don't get in the middle of a fight between [[Brylian_Troy]] and [[HomerNet]], you will get hurt, and that's Just The Way They Are.

100: Don't try to out-plot-twist [[HomerNet]], you will always fail.

101: If there is a hot-bodied female moogle, there must ''always'' be a leather-clad hot-bodied female moogle.

102: If something happens that ''still'' shouldn't happen, the reason is because "this is Mayhem". 
102a: Same statement is used to answer the phrase "This is Madness!"

103: [[Ajac]] will play a very moral good guy. 
103a: Expect many biblical references when he is around. 
103b: Also expect Discworld references.

104: [[Jstone]]'s characters are all action-movie cliches. 
104a: Unless he's been up way too late. Then they're a well-written, multidimensional character. Whether or not this effect is all in his head, however, is unapparent.

105: If an RP involves [[Teleros]], [[Jstone]], or [[Saric Krass]], expect spaceships. 
105a: Expect [[Saric Krass]]'s space-ships to be powerful to the point of absurdity.

106: [[Piebunny]]'s characters will be Australian. Even if he doesn't say they're Australian. 
106a: ESPECIALLY if he doesn't say they're Australian.

107: If [[Piebunny]] and [[Author-Man]] both have female characters, those characters will wind up being naked together at some point in the RP. It's only a matter of time. 
107a: This will not necessarily mean they are lesbians, however.

108: [[ChroniclerC]]'s characters are almost always non-morphic animals, shapeshifters, or both (shapeshifter with a non-morphic form). 
108a: Expect lycanthropy and/or white foxes.

109: Any female that [[Kalga]] plays will completely overshadow his male characters. 
109a: She will be a crybaby at some point.

110: All of [[vampiress_kat]]'s characters will either have a very large or infinite storage space of some sort. Even if it defies logic. 
110a: ESPECIALLY if it defies logic.

111: All of Kalga's female characters will be catgirls. Or godesses. Or something like that.

112: Don't let Kalga in a game. He WILL make it about catgirls.

113: If it's funny and you've seen it in a Warner Bros. cartoon it probably either has happened or will happen to Will Page. 
113a: The odds of this increase if it's a Law of Cartoon Physics.

114: 50% of characters involved with magic will end up with an Evil Clone or such. 10% of non-magical characters will also have this happen to them. 
114a:30% of those clones will be weaker than the main, 30% stronger, and 30% the same strength. The last 10% will be both stronger and weaker than the main. 
114a1: Refer to the quote "He may be stronger than you, but you have one thing he doesn't. 'Blank'"

115: Females played by Author-Man will probably be named after something he heard in an anime once. Or a gemstone. One or the other. 
115a: They also fall into one of three basic personality types. Antisocial bitch-queen, chronically insecure shy girl, or endearingly perky. 
115b: His males tend to be jerks.

116. All Characters made by [[Bain]] are jerks. 
116a. Except for the [[Bain]] in Fort Mayhem.

117. If the RP has any sort of fight, [[catldr24]]'s character will be knocked out, even if they have to do it themselves.

118. When Mind-controlled-bunny@_@ RPs a female in a non-loose RP, the RP will fail for reasons unknown.

119: Anyone who makes a joke about Kalga's character Hel, and things freezing, or having no chance in; will be executed.

120. If [[A Fan|May and Mal]] are in the same RP, the former will drive the latter crazy at frequent intervals.

121: No matter what an RP or game is about, [[PixelHead777]] will find some way to get [[Nathan]] and/or [[Natalie]] into it. 
121a: Unless the GM says no, in which case, Pixel will create an entirely new character or bring in another one. 
121b: Unless the RP or game is GM'ed by [[MDM]], because those will invariably involve some sort of violence, which Pixel dislikes.

122: In any RP/game featuring Natalie, there will inevitably be much angstiness and frustration.

123: If Book sees anything he thinks is cool, he will copy it and work it into his RPs, backstory, etc. 
123a: This is why he must never come near/see/read/do anything with hentai. 
123b: Ever!!!!

124: If no one posts a reply to PixelHead777 in at least a day and they log on, he will get annoyed and post asking why no one has posted.

125: Any new form made by PixelHead will become a fetish with in 5 minutes.

126: If MDM gets involved in something, expect Halo references.

127: MDM's characters will always have brown hair, always be in the military, and be wearing some kind of uniform or armor.

128: AVOID [[MDM's Giant Closet|THE CLOSET]].
==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

41: [[Waffle House #4741]]. Spoons are abundant. There is no Matrix.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

57: Things revealed by [[Krid]] usually take several hundred pages - ''at least''.

64a: Neko from the [[Moperville RP 2.0]] (though technically, the week was a timeskip, and he was asleep and not unconscious. And I think he woke up to eat once a day...)

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh. Also Seamus O'Rourke, though the RP did die before he saw a lot of action.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

87: H.G. Wells High, Magical School

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

89: (Jenny&Rod) in Magical School

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

101: The Artmoogle (aka [[Drayco]]) has final say with all things moogly. ''Always.''

115b: Isaac Redmond is actually a fairly decent bloke.

126: Unless he gets bored. In which case, he will start using glop grenades (Borrowed from Shatterpoint, a Clone Wars novel). Or, have [[The Sentient Hailstorm]] start chucking hail at people. Or have [[Eve]] go on a rampage.

127: Joseph Donelson from the Pokemon RP. Also, Gaius Marcellus from the latest Steel Spork Inn. He has brown hair, but he's not military.

128: The only people who have unrestricted access are [[MDM]], [[OOctavian the OOC AI]], [[Eve]], [[The Sentient Hailstorm]], [[Anti-Paragon]], and [[TingYi]]... or unless it's a closet in one of the Classmates RP's, then good and cool things await you.
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CFriis

Friis — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:49:10 GMT

Friis:

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemonator", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemonator" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However CFriis is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e261/CFriis/PoseOne.jpg

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]

CFriis

Friis — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:48:13 GMT

Friis:

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemonator", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemonator" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However CFriis is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e261/CFriis/PoseOne.jpg" border="0" alt="Lemon-Man 1"></a>

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]

CFriis

Friis — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:46:05 GMT

Friis: /* Confirmed Facts */

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemonator", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemonator" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However CFriis is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

<a href="http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e261/CFriis/?action=view&current=PoseOne.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e261/CFriis/PoseOne.jpg" border="0" alt="Lemon-Man 1"></a>

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]

CFriis

Friis — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:43:06 GMT

Friis:

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemonator", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemonator" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However CFriis is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category: Bunnies]]

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Friis — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:34:23 GMT

Friis: /* January */

==Upcoming Mayhem Events:==
Note: If you feel like it, put your birthday in here on the appropriate day.

===January===
*January 10: [[CFriis]]'s Birthday
*January 14: [[Cameo]]'s Birthday
*January 19: [[Teleros]]' 21st birthday

===February===

*February 30: On this day [[Youwillneverknow]] got bored and was born

===March===

*March 15: [[Reverend_Hatman|Hatty birthday to you.]]
*March 16: [[Cheez|Cheez's birthday]]

===April===

*April 6: [[Kum-El|The Resident Kryptonian's]] Birthday
*April 7: [[Kyrio|Kyrio's]] Birthday. As opposed to the 17, which is not.
*April 26: [[Ankhareon|Anky's]] Birthday.

===May===
*May 3: Birthday of nobody in particular.
*May 6: MCB's birthday
*May 11: Tamuru's birthday
*May 13: [[theopenandclosedbook]]'s birthday. Every other day is his unbirthday and he should be given presents on that day.
*May 19: [[Piebunny]]'s Birthday

===June===
*June 3: NOT [[TeddVerres]]'s Birthday.... Nope, not at all... So go home... and take your TF sodas with you...
*June 7:[[nightshadow]]'s birthday.
*June 10: [[Tadpole]]'s birthday.

===July===
*July 11: [[mandros]]'s birthday.
*July 26: [[Whackamole]]'s birthday.
*July 27: [[Joat]]’s birthday.

===August===
*August 11: [[User:ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey|ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s birthday
*August 15: [[ChroniclerC]] somehow noticed from the womb that there would be a lack of important things going on in August, se he decided to be born on this specific day.

===September===
*September 15: [[Campsoup1988]]'s Birthday
*September 22: [[VOR]]'s Birthday
*September 22: [[Jbenant]]'s birthday.

===October===

*October 10: [[A Fan]]'s birthday

===November===
*November 13: [[Trumpet of Doom]]'s birthday
*November 19: [[ProfessorTomoe]]'s birthday
*November 20: [[Loztein]]'s birthday, odd when it is, ain't it?

===December===
*December 24: The Inevitable Merry Christmas Thread

The Enigma Incident

Friis — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:55:44 GMT

Friis:

In the summer of 2006, a new poster by the name of '''Enigma_Nova''' joined the Keenspot forums. He quickly gained a poor reputation for arrogance and aggression, as well as a support for pedophilia, racism, and other such things, and was denounced by many as a troll. [[Dan]] put up a poll asking Bunnies to vote on whether Enigma was a troll who should be banned, but to restrict any longer expression of opinion, with supporting links, to email. Despite this, discussion continued, with the thread quickly becoming a trainwreck.

To the knowledge of the Bunnies, Enigma was never banned, but merely left. The poll was unstickied, to the relief of those who thought it a damning piece of evidence against the friendly and light-hearted atmosphere they sought after in EGS Mayhem.

With the departure of Enigma, peace once again settled over Mayhem. However, word grows of a new threat that threateningly threatens to threaten the relative calm. The threat of evil zombie muffins from beyond the grave. Those blasted muffins.

==Bunnies in favor of banning Enigma_Nova==

*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Jonixlord]] quoted as Foghorn Leghorn: "Ah will nawt tolerate any intolerance in this heyah forum."
*[[Grim Atescu|The Grim]]
*[[Cameo]]
*[[FerretBob]]
*[[HomerNet]]
*[[tamuru]] though never actually voiced his opinion in the voting thread
*[[CFriis]]

==Bunnies in favor of letting him stay==

*[[Piebunny]]

==Indifferent bunnies==

Meh.

==Bunnies who think this poll is a bad idea==
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]

==Bunnies who voted in this poll mainly because they just like polls==

*[[Cameo]]
*[[Paradox244]]
*[[CFriis]]

==Bunnies pointing out that this poll is for historical and archival purposes only==

*[[Piebunny]]

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CFriis

Friis — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:36:53 GMT

Friis:

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemon-Man", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemon-Man" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However CFriis is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

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CFriis

Friis — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:36:24 GMT

Friis:

(This is not finished and will probably take him a while to do.)

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemon-Man", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemon-Man" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However CFriis is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

[[Category:Evil]]
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CFriis

Friis — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:35:31 GMT

Friis:

(This is not finished and will probably take him a while to do.)

== Confirmed Facts ==
Real name: Christian Friis Sørensen

Real location: A nice little apartment, in a nice little town, in a cold and wet little country.

CFriis is currently 22 years old, unemployed and trying to become an evil genius with a specialty in technical design, so far he has succeeded in becoming an evil genius and super-villain known to most as "Lemon-Man", not much is known about his secret identity and the only pictures of the nefarious mastermind available are of him in his "Lemon-Man" costume (shown below). His long term goals include gaining control of the entire world (for it's own good of course) and possibly finding a girlfriend if there's time for it.
Previous nefarious plots meant to increase the misery and suffering in the world that can be attributed to him include but are not limited to: Kids in public listening to crappy techno or rap music on their cell-phone speakers, addictiveness of MMORPGs and the cancellation of the TV show "Firefly".
However '''CFriis''' is actually a really great guy, and on top of that, he's Danish. He joined the ranks of the Mayhemites in March 2006. He is best known as the creator and GM of one of the more successful RPs on Mayhem ([[Classmates RP]]) in which he spent his time evilly stringing other Mayhemites along into one evilly awkward situation after another.

== A Legend Is Made ==
CFriis used to be more active in Mayhem before he got a job at a factory outside a nearby town, he was online every day bantering and role-playing in various threads. But as fate would have it, he got a job that he soon grew to hate with a burning passion but nonetheless kept until the day he entered the service of the Royal Danish Military Regiment of Guard Hussars. The time he had available to use on the Mayhem forum grew shorter and shorter, until he decided to give up attempting to keep his beloved Classmates RP alive and soon thereafter disappeared from Mayhem, leaving only small signs and traces of his immense genius behind.
Long after he had finished his military service, he was on another forum when he suddenly felt a sensation he remembered from a much simpler time, what he felt was an almost primal urge to tell stories in the company of like-minded individuals, and his thoughts fell on that old familiar place of chaotic fun. After a couple of attempts he entered the correct username and password and stood back as the huge, dusty, wooden doors slowly and quietly swung open. And he entered once more, the realms of Mayhem.

Now he's trying to come to terms with the changes that have happened since he left the place, and is currently waiting for a chance to role-play again as his original favorite RP character "Christopher Miner" in the Dead RPs RP.

== Miscellaneous Information ==
CFriis is usually just called Friis... but whatever you do, don't call him Friss... I'm SERIOUS. You'll regret it.

CFriis has mastered the art of knitting couches and armchairs but has never actually been seen knitting an armchair.

CFriis originally created Classmates RP out of frustration and spite, because he could not join an existing RP with a similar theme.

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[[Category: Bunnies]]