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			<title>Deities of Mayhem</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Deities_of_Mayhem</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Those Mayhemites who have ascended to a higher plane of existence. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[TingYi]]-Goddess of Mayhem &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anti-Paragon]]-Knight of Mayhem&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squato]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sven8705]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kraggi]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]-Deity of Stabbings&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atashi-Cloud]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kalga]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheez]]-Deity of I Forget What It Was I Claimed.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kum-El]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lomgren]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grim Atescu]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[VOR]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Drayco]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Davecom3]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[10.0.0.1]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[PixelHead777]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChroniclerC]]-Deity of Lore, Weres, and Hats&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BumRussianElvis]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 20:43:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Deities_of_Mayhem</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Drifters III</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Drifters_III</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The [[Driftersverse]], all revised and shiny, is making another appearance! Yay!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Things In Space]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:45:30 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Drifters_III</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Last Post Wins!!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;Er... what's not accurate about them? (Honest question, I'm not in LPW.) Couldn't you at least write something to replace them rather than leave an empty spot?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past.  It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==&lt;br /&gt;
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread.  This slowly changed as time passed.  A &amp;quot;lead&amp;quot; was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion.  By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented.  False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==&lt;br /&gt;
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And that's not even scratching the surface.  Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah.  We all call it that.  NYEH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Resident/regular characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.&lt;br /&gt;
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Is a talking fox.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Is totally NOT a dragon-in-disguise. ::[[Shifty]]::.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Cleric, healer, nice guy, ALSO totally NOT a dragon. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Not a dragon either.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ta]]- Cute n' cuddly avvie with OOC Knowledge and IC capacity. And he can teleport. And isn't a dragon either.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Um...I forget.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie. Can talk. Not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in disguise!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==New Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warlof]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sylver]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FH Joat Delia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Major Locations ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]-Nothing bad can happen there.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!&lt;br /&gt;
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Grimcorp]]- Recently-deposited corporate offices.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Dark Forest- Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.&lt;br /&gt;
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed  progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.&lt;br /&gt;
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
*Outer Space&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.&lt;br /&gt;
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:32:30 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Cameo</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Cameo</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Cameo''' is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a big shiny box covered with sparkly wrapping paper. And a bow. And some of those little squiggly things people like to put on presents.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are two distinct entities sharing the name of Cameo: Cameo the Author and Cameo the character. They don't look much like each other, have completely different powers, and the latter is significantly more hyperactive than the former, but the line between the two is often blurred due to the fact that Cameo the character is both a character in her own right and Cameo the Author's avatar.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cameo the Author==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cameo the Author''' is strawberry-blond, fair-skinned, the owner of two lovely tannish-brown wings, and, being an Author, semi-omnipotent (fully omnipotent within her own realms). She tends towards dry wit, snarkiness and wordplay, with the occasional bad pun, and is much more interested in art and writing than her avatary counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cameo the Author has also been known to complain of an '''Alien Psycho Sister''', a dreaded creature who has, thankfully, thus far not been seen on the forums. This Alien Psycho Sister is reputed to be small, green and incredibly annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cameo the Character==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cameo the Character''', on the other hand, is dark-skinned, white-haired and has unnaturally blue eyes, along with electrokinesis. She enjoys sugar, bouncing around, and shiny things, but has her serious moments as well (the former is much more obvious on the rare occasions when she appears as a character, as opposed to an entity shared between the two Cameos). Her past is significantly more mysterious than the other Cameo's; she has yet to discuss it with anyone, at least as far as we know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even though both their appearances and their powers are similar, Cameo is not related to Storm of the X-Men, neither was she (consciously) based on her. The design evolved out of an older character of Cameo-the-author's, and electrokinesis was chosen for her power as the result of a conscious effort to be unique (not too many superheroes have electrical powers).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cameo of Borg==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cameo of Borg''', as she has been named (perhaps nicknamed), showed up several months ago in place of Cameo's usual avatar, recently donning a pair of kitty ears for Halloween. She resembles Cameo-the-character, only bald, covered in Borg implants and lacking Cameo's usual smile.&lt;br /&gt;
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Her origins are unknown, as is her status and eventual fate: has Cameo-the-character been assimilated into the Collective? Is she the third, newest Cameo, having decided to show her face on Mayhem? Did Cameo the Author decide to draw Borg implants onto her character one day and like it so much that she kept the look? Is it something completely different that I haven't mentioned here? Only time will tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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...I thought it was because she wanted to get back at Enigma. --cat&lt;br /&gt;
::LIES! *hiss* [[User:Cameo|Cameo]] 17:13, 18 October 2006 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
===Active Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Classmates RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Max Kinsler]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Emmaline Celeste Canterbury|Celeste Canterbury]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frink!]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Aslinn Angleman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Psion RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Zachary d'Alessio]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Angelica Elizabeth Pandora Ballantyne]], known as '''Pandora'''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wingies]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Alexandra Carmody|Alexa Carmody]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Mischa Christensen]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Myriad Genesis]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Amber MacFarlane]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grassvale Town RP]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Morgan Banning]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Miscellaneous&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Three of Twelve]], currently hanging around in [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|the Bar]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inactive Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
''because the list would otherwise be really long, this is limited to those Cameo still remembers well enough''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Evangeline Darrister|Evany Darrister]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mira K214]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Talia Silverston]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo has produced more RPs than any other bunny, including [[Psion RP|Psion]], [[Wingies]], the [[Driftersverse]] RPs, the [[Firefly RP]], the recently deceased [[Transgenics RP]], and still others that have been lost to the sands of time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo has been known to call or think of male bunnies as 'she' if they have female avatars and are known to play female characters, and the reverse for female-but-with-male-characters bunny [[Kum-El]] (whom she thought was an ''actual'' guy until informed otherwise).&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo has seen many of her RPs die, but she can't seem to let go of the Driftersverse. Maybe you'll see 'Drifters' (or some similar title, anyway) in the science fiction section of your local bookstore someday...&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo appears in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as a sorceress specializing in electromancy.&lt;br /&gt;
*She appears in [[Ed Bunny, PI]]. She hires Ed to find her squirrel teddy in [[Ed Bunny, Private Eye: The Big Case]] and has appeared in [[Ed Bunny, Private Eye: Moider Most Foul]] as a suspect in the murder of the [[catldr24|Cat Loder]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo can speak with a fake British accent, but can't really tell how realistic it sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo enjoys writing (and is pretty good at it, in her opinion) but hasn't done any non-RP writing for years. She really should put a stop to that.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cameo's favourite TV shows are Firefly, Doctor Who (from the 2005 series onwards) and ReBoot.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Authors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Artbunnies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:GMs who are also PCs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cameo's Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KeenFansium]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Articles That Fall Into One Too Many Categories]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Female]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Deviants]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:47:52 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Cameo</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Last Post Wins!!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Last_Post_Wins!!!!!!!</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;Sorry, CC, but I think it might be a better idea to leave the silly descriptions there. For consistency's sake, at least; having them be the only ones who don't have those looks odd.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past.  It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==&lt;br /&gt;
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread.  This slowly changed as time passed.  A &amp;quot;lead&amp;quot; was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion.  By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented.  False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==&lt;br /&gt;
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And that's not even scratching the surface.  Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah.  We all call it that.  NYEH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Resident/regular characters ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.&lt;br /&gt;
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Is a talking fox.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Is totally NOT a dragon-in-disguise. ::[[Shifty]]::.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Cleric, healer, nice guy, ALSO totally NOT a dragon. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Not a dragon either.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ta]]- Cute n' cuddly avvie with OOC Knowledge and IC capacity. And he can teleport. And isn't a dragon either.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Um...I forget.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie. Can talk. Not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in disguise!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joseph]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warlof]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sylver]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FH Joat Delia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Major Locations ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]]-Nothing bad can happen there.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!&lt;br /&gt;
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Grimcorp]]- Recently-deposited corporate offices.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Dark Forest- Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.&lt;br /&gt;
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed  progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.&lt;br /&gt;
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.&lt;br /&gt;
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
*Outer Space&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.&lt;br /&gt;
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Death</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Death is an event after which you are no longer alive- however, with the increase of [[:Category:Undead Characters|undead characters]], one might be fooled into thinking you are.&lt;br /&gt;
People can die in many ways, after which a [[KFPB|weird girl in a bikini and a sarong]] will probably show up to escort you to the afterlife.&lt;br /&gt;
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See also [[Lv7 Death]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Shrunken</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Wherein a person achieves a decidedly different perspective of the world and redefine their views on baggy clothing once and for all. usuallly achieved with the effects of soda, either unlabeled or sold in 24 packs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Being shrunken has become a permanent condition for two (or is it three?) of [[Lomgren]]'s characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Shrink Soda ==&lt;br /&gt;
Acts very quickly after the drinker consumes some. Victims of shrinking using this method are doll sized for the next two hours, then rapidly grow back to normal size. While it has not actually been described, the flavor is quote 'amazingly tasty'.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective and/or fetishes), no method yet exists for shrinking the clothing at the same time, unless one is using [[magic]], which has its own section elsewhere, or at least should.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amazingly, the real world has created [http://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/index.php?title=Drink:Shrink_Soda a cocktail] named after Shrink Soda. This beverage is highly alcoholic, and claims only to shrink one's brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Drinks]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Category:Phenomena</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Things that happen fairly consistently, rather than just once.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Categories]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>10-Kum-El Character Magnetism</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/10-Kum-El_Character_Magnetism</link>
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&lt;div&gt;'''10-Kum-El Character Magnetism''' is the inexplicable, inevitable attraction of [[10.0.0.1]]'s female characters to [[Kum-El]]'s male characters, without fail, whenever both are available and in the same RP (sexual orientation is generally not an issue).&lt;br /&gt;
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Documented exceptions are limited to the following:&lt;br /&gt;
*Neither [[Sarah Irons]] nor [[Valkyrie Cantrell]], in the [[Classmates RP]], are dating [[Kit Archer]] or [[Will Page]]. However, Kit was already in a relationship by the time Sarah entered the RP, and Valkyrie appears to be headed towards one with [[Tony Kim]] (not to mention that Will himself, though not in an actual couple at the moment, has been romantically linked to [[Shi Ting Yi]] and [[Celeste Canterbury]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Travis Kent]], in [[Myriad Genesis]], is currently engaged to [[Mirian Lorenz]]; in fact, their wedding's taking place in the RP at the moment and Mirian's pregnant with their first child. [[Rose]] didn't enter the RP until they were already an established couple.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Category:Afflictions</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Bad things - each with a distinct set of symptoms - that aren't unique to a single incident, thread, RP  or [[bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period. &lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
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16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced. &lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri can play any role and do it well.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
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26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point. &lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
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42: There will be one martial arts expert.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;42a: He will be an old man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;42b: He will be Asian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
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44: There will be an evil organization.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
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45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: [[FaweFC44|Fawe]]'s characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliche ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
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64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
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69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important character's have one&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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87: No matter what the RP is about, [[Piebunny]] will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: ''No-one'' can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;89a: EVER.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB's]] characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]’s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
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96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Miscellaneous]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>10-Kum-El Character Magnetism</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/10-Kum-El_Character_Magnetism</link>
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&lt;div&gt;'''10-Kum-El Character Magnetism''' is the inexplicable, inevitable attraction of [[10.0.0.1]]'s female characters to [[Kum-El]]'s male characters, without fail, whenever both are available and in the same RP (sexual orientation is generally not an issue).&lt;br /&gt;
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Documented exceptions are limited to the following:&lt;br /&gt;
*Neither [[Sarah Irons]] nor [[Valkyrie Cantrell]], in the [[Classmates RP]], are dating [[Kit Archer]] or [[Will Page]]. However, Kit was already in a relationship by the time Sarah entered the RP, and Valkyrie appears to be headed towards one with [[Tony Kim]] (not to mention that Will himself, though not in an actual couple at the moment, has been romantically linked to [[Shi Ting Yi]] and [[Celeste Canterbury]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Travis Kent]], in [[Myriad Genesis]], is currently engaged to [[Mirian Lorenz]]; in fact, their wedding's taking place in the RP at the moment and Mirian's pregnant with their first child. [[Rose]] didn't enter the RP until they were already an established couple.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomenons]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>10-Kum-El Character Magnetism</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/10-Kum-El_Character_Magnetism</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''10-Kum-El Character Magnetism''' is the inexplicable attraction of [[10.0.0.1]]'s female characters to [[Kum-El]]'s male characters, without fail, whenever both are available and in the same RP (sexual orientation is generally not an issue). The reason for this remains unexplained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Documented exceptions are limited to the following:&lt;br /&gt;
*Neither [[Sarah Irons]] nor [[Valkyrie Cantrell]], in the [[Classmates RP]], are dating [[Kit Archer]] or [[Will Page]]. However, Kit was already in a relationship by the time Sarah entered the RP, and Valkyrie appears to be headed towards one with [[Tony Kim]] (not to mention that Will himself, though not in an actual couple at the moment, has been romantically linked to [[Shi Ting Yi]] and [[Celeste Canterbury]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Travis Kent]], in [[Myriad Genesis]], is currently engaged to [[Mirian Lorenz]]; in fact, their wedding's taking place in the RP at the moment and Mirian's pregnant with their first child. [[Rose]] didn't enter the RP until they were already an established couple.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomenons]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Shrunken</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Shrunken</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Wherein a person achieves a decidedly different perspective of the world and redefine their views on baggy clothing once and for all. usuallly achieved with the effects of soda, either unlabeled or sold in 24 packs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Being shrunken has become a permanent condition for two (or is it three?) of [[Lomgren]]'s characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Shrink Soda ==&lt;br /&gt;
Acts very quickly after the drinker consumes some. Victims of shrinking using this method are doll sized for the next two hours, then rapidly grow back to normal size. While it has not actually been described, the flavor is quote 'amazingly tasty'.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective and/or fetishes), no method yet exists for shrinking the clothing at the same time, unless one is using [[magic]], which has its own section elsewhere, or at least should.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amazingly, the real world has created [http://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/index.php?title=Drink:Shrink_Soda a cocktail] named after Shrink Soda. This beverage is highly alcoholic, and claims only to shrink one's brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomenons]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Drinks]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Death</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Death</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Death is an event after which you are no longer alive- however, with the increase of [[:Category:Undead Characters|undead characters]], one might be fooled into thinking you are.&lt;br /&gt;
People can die in many ways, after which a [[KFPB|weird girl in a bikini and a sarong]] will probably show up to escort you to the afterlife.&lt;br /&gt;
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See also [[Lv7 Death]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomenons]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Category:Afflictions</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Bad things - each with a distinct set of symptoms - that aren't unique to a single incident, thread, RP  or [[bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phenomenons]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Category:Afflictions</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Bad things - each with a distinct set of symptoms - that aren't unique to a single incident, thread, RP  or [[bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Categories]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phenomenons]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Category:Afflictions</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Bad things - each with a distinct set of symptoms - that aren't unique to a single incident, thread, RP  or [[bunny]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Categories]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phenomena]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>OCBAS</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Overly Complex Background Anemia Syndrome]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Mayhem Laws of Physics</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Mayhem_Laws_of_Physics</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some of the Laws==&lt;br /&gt;
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1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by&lt;br /&gt;
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2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.&lt;br /&gt;
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3: No ID Checks.&lt;br /&gt;
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4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.&lt;br /&gt;
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6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.&lt;br /&gt;
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7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.&lt;br /&gt;
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8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.&lt;br /&gt;
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9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.&lt;br /&gt;
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12: There will be one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period. &lt;br /&gt;
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13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;
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14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced. &lt;br /&gt;
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17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.&lt;br /&gt;
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18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.&lt;br /&gt;
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20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*&lt;br /&gt;
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23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---&lt;br /&gt;
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24: AkaraAri can play any role and do it well.&lt;br /&gt;
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25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.&lt;br /&gt;
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26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;26a: Unless it is important to the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire or have wolf ears and tail.&lt;br /&gt;
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29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.&lt;br /&gt;
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30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.&lt;br /&gt;
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31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.&lt;br /&gt;
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32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.&lt;br /&gt;
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33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger.&lt;br /&gt;
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36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point. &lt;br /&gt;
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37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].&lt;br /&gt;
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39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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40: There will always be a triangle.&lt;br /&gt;
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41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
42: There will be one martial arts expert.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;42a: He will be an old man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;42b: He will be Asian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
44: There will be an evil organization.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
47: There are always 3 characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.&lt;br /&gt;
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48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.&lt;br /&gt;
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49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.&lt;br /&gt;
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50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.&lt;br /&gt;
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54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Tasteful Curtain|Curtain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.&lt;br /&gt;
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58: [[FaweFC44|Fawe]]'s characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.&lt;br /&gt;
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59: Romance Sense SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;
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60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.&lt;br /&gt;
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61: Anything that is set up for a cliche ending will have said ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.&lt;br /&gt;
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63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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65: If a character says that he/she is &amp;quot;Invincible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Indestructible&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Unbeatable&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Immortal&amp;quot;, they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.&lt;br /&gt;
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67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
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68: There is always at least one catgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.&lt;br /&gt;
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70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.&lt;br /&gt;
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71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.&lt;br /&gt;
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72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.&lt;br /&gt;
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73: Nothing important happens during time warps.&lt;br /&gt;
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74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.&lt;br /&gt;
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75: Themes are kick ass. All important character's have one&lt;br /&gt;
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76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;
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78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.&lt;br /&gt;
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79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.&lt;br /&gt;
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80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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81: Don't question DEM. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.&lt;br /&gt;
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83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.&lt;br /&gt;
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84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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85: Knock!&lt;br /&gt;
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86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;86a: They will get together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
87: No matter what the RP is about, [[Piebunny]] will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;87a: They will become inactive very quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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88: ''No-one'' can resist the puppy dog eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;89a: EVER.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.&lt;br /&gt;
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90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.&lt;br /&gt;
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91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.&lt;br /&gt;
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92: [[FerretBob|FB's]] characters will always like obscure music.&lt;br /&gt;
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93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.&lt;br /&gt;
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94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.&lt;br /&gt;
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95: [[Joat]]’s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;95a: None of them are powerless.&lt;br /&gt;
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96: [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Exceptions==&lt;br /&gt;
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
50: Travis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
67: Kylie and Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
70: Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
85: Will.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
90: Driftersverse and Wingies.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
96: Phil Cartwright.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:47:39 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Mayhem_Laws_of_Physics</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Cuteness Defense Shield</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Cuteness_Defense_Shield</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The Cuteness Defense Shield (or CDS for short) is the power posessed by certain creatures that are traditionally considered to be &amp;quot;too cute to be harmed&amp;quot;. It is actually a tangible force, first documented by moogles. It grants the same protective qualities as an [[NPC Field|NPCF]], with the added bonus that it allows the one the field centers from to still do normal actions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, few have ever dared to test the strength of the Cuteness Defense Shield, so the exact limits of its protective force are unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Further notes on the CDS==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* It is to be noted that not all cute creatures have this shield. Sometimes, this is because the said creature is “too epic to be too cute to be harmed” (ex. [[May Cottontail|May]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Yet to be known if it works against a pentuple-Hammering from a three tailed Foxkin Vixen after she has her way with [[Drayco|a certain moogle]] for a little item.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The CDS cannot be mimicked, meaning that something that normally does not posess it's own CDS could not get one just by turning into something that normally does have one. (ex. [[Steel Spork Inn]]-version [[Drayco|Artmoogle]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Cuteness Defense Shields are known to cause a slight strain on the space-time continuum of whatever universe they inhabit, and this strain increases with the strength of the CDS and the number of them in a given locale. It has been theorized that a shield too powerful (or a closely-packed group of them) could create a tear in the fabric of reality, destroying whatever universe the cute creature inhabited along with all of its inhabitants within seconds. This has almost occurred several times in [[LPW]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Those who've studied the phenomenon find that a powerful CDS can be detected from an incredible distance away by any entity sensitive to fluctuations of space-time. This &amp;quot;field&amp;quot; has a strange attractive power towards any other CDS, drawing the two closer to one another and often culminating in cuddling or [[Tasteful Curtain|tasteful curtains]]. This effect is believed to be related to [[Snow-White Syndrome]], and is the source of [[ChibiMe]]'s single greatest fear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Objects]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:42:32 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Cuteness_Defense_Shield</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Tasteful Curtains</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Tasteful_Curtains</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;Tasteful Curtains moved to Tasteful Curtain: singular form seems more correct&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#redirect [[Tasteful Curtain]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:41:27 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Tasteful_Curtains</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Tasteful Curtain</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Tasteful_Curtain</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;Tasteful Curtains moved to Tasteful Curtain&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Semimagical draperies that cover up anything X-rated in an RP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Immune to piercing/parting/peeking/lifting/etc. without those insides' consent. Generally perception-proof as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Invented by [[eternaljwh]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Objects]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:41:27 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Tasteful_Curtain</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kat Eggsalad</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Kat_Eggsalad</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Kat Eggsalad is [[Piebunny]]'s catgirl duplicate. She was created when [[Cameo]] zapped him with a catgirl form, then hurled a DWD at him. Her. It.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The origin of the &amp;quot;Kat&amp;quot; should be obvious, and &amp;quot;Eggsalad&amp;quot; was derived from her response to this suggestion.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;She so far only appears in [[Grassvale Town RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Is of absolutely no relation to [[vampiress_kat]]. Not one bit.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:33:27 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Kat_Eggsalad</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/The_Massive_Flaming_Plane_Crash_Thread</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;/* Major Incidents */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A thread started by [[Piebunny]] in which there is a massive flaming plane crash (as if you hadn't figured it out). So far the passengers have had to deal with shrink soda, a dragon, a possessed plane, a nuclear explosion, carnivorous [[Following Plants]], a ridiculously overpowered character, the perils of economy class tickets, a potentially plot ending communication device (It was destroyed. Twice, just to be on the safe side), and an unstoppable superweapon that turned out to be considerably more stoppable than previously anticipated. (See below.) They have now managed to reach an [[The Island|island]], where they have discovered that they are not the first to arrive there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, high above their heads, several spaceships ([[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]] and [[The Hammer o' Justice]], to name two of them) have discovered each other. It is unclear what the hell they are doing in the story in the first place, but... meh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Major Incidents==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*At one point, another ship opened fire on the Hammer of Justice, thinking it had a bounty out on it. They used something called a D-Gun, a planetbuster that had some pretty shocking effects on the Earth,even though it was not technically speaking, shot at the Earth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The incident also resulted in sending a large portion of the ships crew to earth, as they took the 'fall in' order from General Store quite literally.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*This one guy on the crew of [[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==First Post==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''*KSSSHKT* &amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It has come to my attention that we are all about to suffer painful fiery death. If you would all please do up your seatbelts, it will make it a lot easier to identify your bodies. That is all. Oh, and thanks for flying with El Cheapo Airlines.&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Participants==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cameo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TeddVerres]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clawlikedragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OzLionHeart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Burningblood]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[VOR]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[catldr24]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CPUX]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KylenPhylar]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ciennas]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91605 The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things_With_RPing_In_Them]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:52:49 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:The_Massive_Flaming_Plane_Crash_Thread</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Transgenics RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Transgenics_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Transgenics was the story of a group of Genetically modified creations attempting to escape the from the clutches of NEXstep transgenics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was GM'd by Cameo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot== &lt;br /&gt;
There was a corporation. It was called Nexstep. It specialized in the creation of many things.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and it was a shady corporation, developing many beings to use as walking weapons, living tools of destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And they did test them, to the brink of destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the creations were many and of diverse opinion on the matter. And many wished for escape and freedom, for none had seen the sun since they were born.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so they made a bid for freedom one fateful night, to escape the NEXstep  Corporation forever...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
or die trying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[That One Soldier Dude]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lurcat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thomas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mira K214]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deyanira]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trance and Trayce]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiratami]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[C]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steven and Alys]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frost]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably several more whose names I can't remember right now&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
Although it never finished, a majority of the experiments managed to escape into the woods surrounding the complex they were living in and make it to the house of a not so friendly old man, who allowed them to spend the night because they were being guided by the Soldier. The next morning dawned, with a decision for the group to make: Who wanted to help Lurcat save the librarians daughter? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
oh, and there were sandwhiches to be consumed. So they had breakfast. With sandwhiches.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cause of Death==&lt;br /&gt;
*It was said by one of the members of this RP that once the first major plot arc was closed, the RP began to die.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(argument and its starting point removed)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Post-Death Squabbling==&lt;br /&gt;
Some members of the RP believed that [[Squato]]'s implementation of a major plot point was flawed enough to hasten or even cause the death of the RP; [[Cameo]] added this view of events, for the sake of completeness, to this wiki article and it sparked much arguing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The original reply was from a rather irate Squato, posted directly in the article; Cameo then posted her defense in the article as well, followed by a long, angry reply from Squato.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cameo then took it to a [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91830 thread on Mayhem], where the original statements were reposted and the posters who had the original issue were invited to reply. A few, such as [[BinaryWraith]], did; others (most notably [[Lomgren]] and [[FerretBob]]) just wanted everyone to take it off Mayhem and move on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then the two of them had a long MSN conversation about it, in which much debate was had. The actual amount of progress made is up for debate, but both seem to have cooled down, if nothing else, afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:31:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Transgenics_RP</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Transgenics RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Transgenics_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;/* Cause of Death */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Transgenics was the story of a group of Genetically modified creations attempting to escape the from the clutches of NEXstep transgenics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was GM'd by Cameo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot== &lt;br /&gt;
There was a corporation. It was called Nexstep. It specialized in the creation of many things.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and it was a shady corporation, developing many beings to use as walking weapons, living tools of destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And they did test them, to the brink of destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the creations were many and of diverse opinion on the matter. And many wished for escape and freedom, for none had seen the sun since they were born.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so they made a bid for freedom one fateful night, to escape the NEXstep  Corporation forever...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
or die trying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[That One Soldier Dude]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lurcat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thomas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mira K214]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deyanira]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trance and Trayce]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiratami]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[C]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steven and Alys]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frost]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably several more whose names I can't remember right now&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
Although it never finished, a majority of the experiments managed to escape into the woods surrounding the complex they were living in and make it to the house of a not so friendly old man, who allowed them to spend the night because they were being guided by the Soldier. The next morning dawned, with a decision for the group to make: Who wanted to help Lurcat save the librarians daughter? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
oh, and there were sandwhiches to be consumed. So they had breakfast. With sandwhiches.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cause of Death==&lt;br /&gt;
*It was said by one of the members of this RP that once the first major plot arc was closed, the RP began to die.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(argument and its starting point removed)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:16:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Transgenics_RP</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Transgenics RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Transgenics_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;/* Cause of Death */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Transgenics was the story of a group of Genetically modified creations attempting to escape the from the clutches of NEXstep transgenics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was GM'd by Cameo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot== &lt;br /&gt;
There was a corporation. It was called Nexstep. It specialized in the creation of many things.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and it was a shady corporation, developing many beings to use as walking weapons, living tools of destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And they did test them, to the brink of destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the creations were many and of diverse opinion on the matter. And many wished for escape and freedom, for none had seen the sun since they were born.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so they made a bid for freedom one fateful night, to escape the NEXstep  Corporation forever...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
or die trying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[That One Soldier Dude]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lurcat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abel]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thomas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mira K214]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deyanira]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trance and Trayce]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiratami]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[C]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steven and Alys]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frost]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably several more whose names I can't remember right now&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
Although it never finished, a majority of the experiments managed to escape into the woods surrounding the complex they were living in and make it to the house of a not so friendly old man, who allowed them to spend the night because they were being guided by the Soldier. The next morning dawned, with a decision for the group to make: Who wanted to help Lurcat save the librarians daughter? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
oh, and there were sandwhiches to be consumed. So they had breakfast. With sandwhiches.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cause of Death==&lt;br /&gt;
*It was said by one of the members of this RP that once the first major plot arc was closed, the RP began to die.&lt;br /&gt;
*It was said by others that [[Squato]] badly bungled the scene where everyone showed up at the old man's house, causing much confusion and, if not being completely responsible for it, at least contributing to its death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well said Cameo, just well said. You do know that that last statement (the one above me) is nothing more then '''slander'''. Even more so as it has been a few good months since that event took place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I would like it pointed out that yes I did make a mistake after I misread a post in the thread. Something that others didn't point out until it became an issue that needed me to pull in a 3rd party (Lommy in this case). After which time I corrected it, and then made an event that I was able to pull in some of the members that hadded posted in a while (based on an idea with you which we talked about in msn). The last real action came about after I asked if I could be given time to post because I was busy with work and didn't want to have a post that was out of place of the rest of the timeframe of the thread. After that I asked everyone to wake me if they needed my characters (who had gone to bed after the events), if and when they wanted to us them for something. Nothing of the sort happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Squato, and pissed off about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Ex''cuse'' me? I'm not trying to say it's the true reason the RP died; though I'm not a lawyer, I believe that rules out it being ''slanderous''. I'm trying to say that '''some people said that''' (and they ''did'', although on AIM and such rather than the forum itself). I never even said that it was a widely held opinion (though it certainly seemed to be amongst the people discussing it with me). The inclusion of that statement was merely an attempt to represent multiple views.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:As for the incident itself, well... I've heard several contradictory opinions of what ''should'' have happened, and I've yet to decide for myself what would have been the best course of action, but it's too late to do anything about it now. In any case, what ''did'' happen certainly generated a lot of fallout (I'd say that continuing to be complained to '''months''' after the fact fits under this category), and that's a reaction without precedent or successor in a RP of Transgenics' scale (I'd expect it in the War, perhaps, but it wouldn't be nearly as big of a problem in the War).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Finally, this discussion belongs on the talk page, not ''in'' the article.  - [[User:Cameo|Cameo]] 05:26, 2 November 2006 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:26:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Transgenics_RP</comments>		</item>
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			<title>HomerNet</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/HomerNet</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Needs a job, and is a bum who thinks people should ear them.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:07:33 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:HomerNet</comments>		</item>
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			<title>KylenPhylar</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/KylenPhylar</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;He has wolf ears!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Bunnies]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:07:00 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:KylenPhylar</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Cat-people</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Cat-people</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;They have fur and tails and pointy ears.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Catkin]] are cat-people, but not all cat-people are catkin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Brylian Troy</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Brylian_Troy</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;He's blue and furry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cat-people]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Paradox</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Paradox</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;/* Common Examples of Paradox */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A paradox can be defined as a &amp;quot;truth&amp;quot; in which the existance of that &amp;quot;truth&amp;quot; causes it to be &amp;quot;false&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Common Examples of Paradox ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The Grandfather Paradox: &amp;quot;I travelled back in time and killed my grandfather.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Liar Paradox: &amp;quot;This statement is a lie.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blank Page Paradox: &amp;quot;This page intentionally left blank&amp;quot; (see: [[Blank]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Paradox244]], a [[bunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes#Self-referential Paradox Article on Wikipedia.org]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:38:11 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Paradox</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Piebunny</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Piebunny</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Everything created by Piebunny.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Categories]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:35:21 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category_talk:Piebunny</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Psion RP Characters</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Psion_RP_Characters</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The many colourful, energetic, possibly loner, violent, weird, hyperactive, overly happy characters you will encounter in the [[Psion RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:32:08 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category_talk:Psion_RP_Characters</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Proposed RPs</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Proposed_RPs</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;RPs that don't exist yet. But they will... in the FUTURE!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:31:48 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category_talk:Proposed_RPs</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Aftermath II RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Aftermath_II_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A rebirth of the sadly now-dead Aftermath RP.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:RPs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Proposed RPs]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:31:15 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Aftermath_II_RP</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Joseph Rictor</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Joseph_Rictor</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This is a character of [[Grim Atescu|Grim]]'s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He rules [[Nova Europa]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:  Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:  Alcoholic Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:  World Leaders]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:13:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Joseph_Rictor</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Dorian White</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Dorian_White</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Dorian Lucifer White, Psion, Mute, Projective Telepath.  He's a character in the [[Psion RP]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A strange young man, whose only friends for ten years were his stuffed animals.  He's a projective telepath.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He enjoys most loud music, and his &amp;quot;theme song&amp;quot; is ''Somewhere I Belong'' by Linkin Park.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Psion RP Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Telepaths]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:13:13 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Dorian_White</comments>		</item>
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			<title>RobTree</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/RobTree</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The RobTree is a species of Willow Tree often associated with personal [[HammerQueen|Dryads]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is remarkable for having fully developed [[eyes]] on its trunk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Flora]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:12:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:RobTree</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Genie Training</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Genie_Training</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;Wish granted!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Genie Training is a thread meant to train genies in the art of giving those snobby, stuck-up mortals some poetic justice. After aeons of using their nigh-omnipotent powers solely in the service of any mortal willing to free them from their prisons, the genies have had enough. Here, they do nothing more than corrupt wishes to bring harm upon those foolish enough to make them. In this topic, each poster grants the wish of the previous poster in the most twisted manner possible, then (apparently not learning from the last poster's mistake) posts a new wish for the next genie to grant. Genie Training was brought to Mayhem on November 24, 2004 by [[Berk]]. See also [[Advanced Genie Training]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Evil]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:11:42 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Genie_Training</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Spells</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Spells</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;They're spells.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Categories]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:08:39 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category_talk:Spells</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Lv7 Death</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Lv7_Death</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Lv 7 Death is a Black Magic spell that is effective only to targets who's experience level is 7 or a multiple of 7. The effect of the spell is the instand reduction of the target's HP to 0 or the complete obliteration of the target, depending on circumstance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another version of Lv 7 Death is a Death spell taken to the 7th teir of mastery. This, however, is extremely uncontrollable and banned in 45 states.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Known Users of Lv7 Death==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kyrio]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spells]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>Venus</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Venus</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The second planet from the [[sun]].  Tastes decent with ketchup and salt, though more refined palettes prefer it with whipped cream and dark chocolate, and maybe strawberries. Not to be confused with [[Female Variant 5|venus-form]], the result of getting [[V'5]]ed one too many times (or one too few, depending on who you ask...[[shifty eyes]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Venusian Characters:==&lt;br /&gt;
*The Venusian Ambassador&lt;br /&gt;
*Venusian Dragons&lt;br /&gt;
*Cherry the Venusian Battle-Priestess&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Venusian Locations:==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LPW]]&lt;br /&gt;
**The FRE's first base&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LPW]]/[[OOCZone]]:&lt;br /&gt;
**Venus City&lt;br /&gt;
**The Mindplain&lt;br /&gt;
**The Academy of Neilopius the Wise&lt;br /&gt;
**The Great Sea&lt;br /&gt;
**The Dead Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Frink!]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Venus Station&lt;br /&gt;
**Galactimus Terraforming Industries Headquarters&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Planets]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Unique Objects]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:06:55 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Venus</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Earth</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Earth</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The third planet from the sun of the solar system that contains such noteable planets as [[Venus]] and [[Mars]].  Unlike its neighbors, this planet is of no particular interest to anyone for any reason. It ''does'' have some [[human|hairless apey things]] crawling about on it, though.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Planets]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Unique Objects]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:06:11 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Earth</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Red River RP</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Red_River_RP</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=91584 Signup thread]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:37:46 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Red_River_RP</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Crossforum Characters</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Crossforum_Characters</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This is a category of characters who broke the boundries between this forum and another.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:56:06 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category_talk:Crossforum_Characters</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Sun</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Sun</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The big fiery thing in the sky.  Vampires fear it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things In Space]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:55:14 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Sun</comments>		</item>
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			<title>The Hammer O' Justice</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/The_Hammer_O%27_Justice</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[The Hammer o' Justice]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:41:18 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:The_Hammer_O%27_Justice</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Category:Materials</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category:Materials</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Things people make other things out of.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Categories]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:39:47 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Category_talk:Materials</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kwaktonium-743</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Kwaktonium-743</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Cameo:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The radioactive isotope used in the bombs on [[The Giant Spaceship Thing O' Doomness]]. It has a half-life of 3 milliseconds and is called &amp;quot;atomic sparklers&amp;quot; by some.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Piebunny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Materials]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:39:20 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Cameo</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/egs_mayhem/Talk:Kwaktonium-743</comments>		</item>
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