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Kyrio

Anti-Paragon — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:02:16 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* Trivia */

'''Kyrio''' refers to the Bunny that always talks, but never says anything. Sometimes known to draw things.

== Activity ==

Kyrio is not known for his posting anywhere other than his own art thread or in a select few Mayhem games that interest him. He is, however, an accomplished lurker. He can be seen on either the main or Mayhem forums at pretty much all times of the day.

In the Wiki:
* Has Added the Black Magic category to Spells
* Added a description for the Spells category
* Contributed to [[Paradox]]
* Found [[☃|the Snowman]] and was invited to [[Wikichess]]
* Has decided to populate the Spells category

== Necromancy ==

Kyrio's begun to take up the Dark Art of necroposting. He's gone everywhere from invoking dark gods to sacrificing the alphabet to keep the [[Keep me alive! (Or the Alphabet gets it)|Keep Me Alive]] Thread.

However, due to the efforts of [[Lomgren]], Kyrio has since given up the dark arts.

== Black Magic ==

It's alluded that [[Kyrio]] is at least a Lv 7 Black Mage in that he has used the spell [[Lv7 Death]] in his necromantic rituals.

Spells in his Arsenal:
* [[Lv7 Death]]
* [[Blizzara]] (via Blizzara Ring)
* Auto-[[Reflect]] (via Reflect Ring)
* [[Ultima]]

== Projects ==

Kyrio often times partakes in projects that he announces in his Art thread. None of them have yet been finished, however.

*Infernal Profile - Kyrio's own expirament in artistic improvement through online graphic novels. "Artistic Steriods" is believed to be the phrase that prompted him to try. Themes include Good vs Evil, Transformations, Overcoming Personal Devils, and Adaptation to Circumstance. 3 pages out. Currently on hiatus for rewriting.
*ellen x ELLEN - An attempt at writing EGS themed music to a fictitious album. The songs are centered around Ellen, SLEllen, Nanase and prossibly Elliot.
*Mission EGS-ible - A collection of screenshots and system theories of a videogame version of the main story of EGS from the first arc to the end of Painted Black. Can be considered complete, but there's a possiblity of returning.

== Korin ==

He doesn't participate in RP's, so he doesn't really have a character to model himself after in his Avatar. Therefore, he uses memebers of his own ficitious species of demon known as Korin from his webcomic Infernal Profile. Korin appear to be bipedal felines with goat horns, bat wings, and lion tails. They are rarely taller than 4 feet.

'''Previous Korin Featured in Kyrio's Avatar:'''

*Alexander Ferran - Main Character of Infernal Profile
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/AlexAvi.gif Surprise]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/alex2.gif Guiding Light]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/DrunkAlexico.gif Drunkard]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/rabidalex.gif Mouthful]
*Arkin Korr'Dat - A young adolescent Korin from IP
**Ark in Vectors (unavailable)
*Saber - Korin based of of Kyrio's actual appearance
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/ddnavi.gif Diligently Doing Nothing]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/TPGlomp.gif TP Tackle]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/Mii.gif Mii]
*???? - Avatar for Halloween. Mysterious and possible antagonist.
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/KalorAvi.gif Hallow's Avvie]

== Inventory ==

Kyrio has since lost everything in his [[Newbie pack]]. If you find a stray Newbie Pack, please return it to him.

* Hi-Potion x43
* Potion x99
* Ether x20
* Pheonix Down x02 (Need to restock at next town)
* Reflect Ring x01
* (E) Ribbon x01
* (E) Blizzara Ring x01
* Panacea x04
* (E) Hylian Shield x01
* (E) Master Sword x01
* (E) Hyrule T-Shirt x01
* Moogle Belt (SoM Version) x01
* Chaos x01 (I can't figure this out...)
* Final Heaven x01 (I can't figure this out...)
* 3/4 Soldier x05 (WTH do I do with this?)
* All Creation x01 (I can't figure this out...)
* Buster Sword x01
* Masamune x99 (I love that glitch)
* (E) Kokiri Cap x01
* Kupo Nut x99
* Gyshal Greens x24
* Zeo Nut x35

== Trivia ==

*Kyrio is an open Zelda Freak and Nintendo Fanboy. Debate with him at your own risk.
*Actively abuses the "X" emoticons. Examples include "XD", "X3", "XP" and "XO"
*Call Link an elf while he's in earshot at your own risk
*Call Sheik a girl at an even greater risk.
*Hopelessly in love with Tifa Lockheart. Incidentally, not for her chest.
*Often thinks somethings he says are funny, but not to anyone else.
*Has major modesty issues
*Has multiple muses, that include, but aren't limited to, a pikachu of the same name, a Korin named Saber, and Raijal who's Moogley form is attained through a Moogle Belt of Secret of Mana fasion. (not to be confused with the [[Drayco|Artmoogle]])
*Neither his pikachu nor moogle muses have debuted in the EGSForum or Mayhem.
*The previous statement has been rendered false
*Enjoy's Geek humor
*15 |=|_u3/\\/7 1/\\/ |_3375|*34|<
*His birthday is April 7
*His favorite letter is "S"
*His favorite number is 5
*While he finds transformations interesting, TG is his least favorite.
*His favorite time of day is 3:26 PM and 44 seconds
*Very easily amused. Especially by innuendo
*He finds tails oddly fascinating
*Has been in one Keenfans comic (#42 to be exact XD) [http://www.geocities.com/iamjackoneil/egs/keenfans42.jpg]
*The above has also ben rendered false, thanks to Brylian_Troy's KF chapter.
*He's actually the one writing this article and has absolutely no idea what he's doing...
*He has been stealth-glomped by a random reader of this article.
*He's liked sea potatoes since he was seven.
*He likes to name fonts.
*He tends to name fonts he recognizes.
*Has had his hair braided by his sister.

== External Links ==
[http://kyrio.deviantart.com/ Kyrio's Deviantart Page]

[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86564 Kyrio's Art Thread in the EGS Forum]

[http://www.clockworksyndicate.net/infernalprofile/TempSite/Home.htm Infernal Profile]
[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:Artbunnies]]
[[Category:Comicbunnies]]
[[Category:KeenFansium]]
[[Category:Deviants]]
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]

Kyrio

Anti-Paragon — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:58:21 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* Trivia */

'''Kyrio''' refers to the Bunny that always talks, but never says anything. Sometimes known to draw things.

== Activity ==

Kyrio is not known for his posting anywhere other than his own art thread or in a select few Mayhem games that interest him. He is, however, an accomplished lurker. He can be seen on either the main or Mayhem forums at pretty much all times of the day.

In the Wiki:
* Has Added the Black Magic category to Spells
* Added a description for the Spells category
* Contributed to [[Paradox]]
* Found [[☃|the Snowman]] and was invited to [[Wikichess]]
* Has decided to populate the Spells category

== Necromancy ==

Kyrio's begun to take up the Dark Art of necroposting. He's gone everywhere from invoking dark gods to sacrificing the alphabet to keep the [[Keep me alive! (Or the Alphabet gets it)|Keep Me Alive]] Thread.

However, due to the efforts of [[Lomgren]], Kyrio has since given up the dark arts.

== Black Magic ==

It's alluded that [[Kyrio]] is at least a Lv 7 Black Mage in that he has used the spell [[Lv7 Death]] in his necromantic rituals.

Spells in his Arsenal:
* [[Lv7 Death]]
* [[Blizzara]] (via Blizzara Ring)
* Auto-[[Reflect]] (via Reflect Ring)
* [[Ultima]]

== Projects ==

Kyrio often times partakes in projects that he announces in his Art thread. None of them have yet been finished, however.

*Infernal Profile - Kyrio's own expirament in artistic improvement through online graphic novels. "Artistic Steriods" is believed to be the phrase that prompted him to try. Themes include Good vs Evil, Transformations, Overcoming Personal Devils, and Adaptation to Circumstance. 3 pages out. Currently on hiatus for rewriting.
*ellen x ELLEN - An attempt at writing EGS themed music to a fictitious album. The songs are centered around Ellen, SLEllen, Nanase and prossibly Elliot.
*Mission EGS-ible - A collection of screenshots and system theories of a videogame version of the main story of EGS from the first arc to the end of Painted Black. Can be considered complete, but there's a possiblity of returning.

== Korin ==

He doesn't participate in RP's, so he doesn't really have a character to model himself after in his Avatar. Therefore, he uses memebers of his own ficitious species of demon known as Korin from his webcomic Infernal Profile. Korin appear to be bipedal felines with goat horns, bat wings, and lion tails. They are rarely taller than 4 feet.

'''Previous Korin Featured in Kyrio's Avatar:'''

*Alexander Ferran - Main Character of Infernal Profile
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/AlexAvi.gif Surprise]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/alex2.gif Guiding Light]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/DrunkAlexico.gif Drunkard]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/rabidalex.gif Mouthful]
*Arkin Korr'Dat - A young adolescent Korin from IP
**Ark in Vectors (unavailable)
*Saber - Korin based of of Kyrio's actual appearance
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/ddnavi.gif Diligently Doing Nothing]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/TPGlomp.gif TP Tackle]
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/Mii.gif Mii]
*???? - Avatar for Halloween. Mysterious and possible antagonist.
**[http://solescript.dark-solace.net/Avis/KalorAvi.gif Hallow's Avvie]

== Inventory ==

Kyrio has since lost everything in his [[Newbie pack]]. If you find a stray Newbie Pack, please return it to him.

* Hi-Potion x43
* Potion x99
* Ether x20
* Pheonix Down x02 (Need to restock at next town)
* Reflect Ring x01
* (E) Ribbon x01
* (E) Blizzara Ring x01
* Panacea x04
* (E) Hylian Shield x01
* (E) Master Sword x01
* (E) Hyrule T-Shirt x01
* Moogle Belt (SoM Version) x01
* Chaos x01 (I can't figure this out...)
* Final Heaven x01 (I can't figure this out...)
* 3/4 Soldier x05 (WTH do I do with this?)
* All Creation x01 (I can't figure this out...)
* Buster Sword x01
* Masamune x99 (I love that glitch)
* (E) Kokiri Cap x01
* Kupo Nut x99
* Gyshal Greens x24
* Zeo Nut x35

== Trivia ==

*Kyrio is an open Zelda Freak and Nintendo Fanboy. Debate with him at your own risk.
*Actively abuses the "X" emoticons. Examples include "XD", "X3", "XP" and "XO"
*Call Link an elf while he's in earshot at your own risk
*Call Sheik a girl at an even greater risk.
*Hopelessly in love with Tifa Lockheart. Incidentally, not for her chest.
*Often thinks somethings he says are funny, but not to anyone else.
*Has major modesty issues
*Has multiple muses, that include, but aren't limited to, a pikachu of the same name, a Korin named Saber, and Raijal who's Moogley form is attained through a Moogle Belt of Secret of Mana fasion. (not to be confused with the [[Drayco|Artmoogle]])
*Neither his pikachu nor moogle muses have debuted in the EGSForum or Mayhem.
*The previous statement has been rendered false
*Enjoy's Geek humor
*15 |=|_u3/\\/7 1/\\/ |_3375|*34|<
*His birthday is April 7
*His favorite letter is "S"
*His favorite number is 5
*While he finds transformations interesting, TG is his least favorite.
*His favorite time of day is 3:26 PM and 44 seconds
*Very easily amused. Especially by innuendo
*He finds tails oddly fascinating
*Has been in one Keenfans comic (#42 to be exact XD) [http://www.geocities.com/iamjackoneil/egs/keenfans42.jpg]
*The above has also ben rendered false, thanks to Brylian_Troy's KF chapter.
*He's actually the one writing this article and has absolutely no idea what he's doing...
*He has been stealth-glomped by a random reader of this article.
*He's liked sea potatoes since he was seven.
*He likes to name fonts.
*He tends to name fonts he recognizes.

== External Links ==
[http://kyrio.deviantart.com/ Kyrio's Deviantart Page]

[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=86564 Kyrio's Art Thread in the EGS Forum]

[http://www.clockworksyndicate.net/infernalprofile/TempSite/Home.htm Infernal Profile]
[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:Artbunnies]]
[[Category:Comicbunnies]]
[[Category:KeenFansium]]
[[Category:Deviants]]
[[Category:Chaotic Neutral]]
[[Category:Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]

User:HeWhoWatches

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:42:55 GMT

Anti-Paragon: Damn and blast. How did I miss that r?

A mysterious force that prowls the Wiki. It is unknown if this being is good or evil, only that it observes, and occasionally aids in the spelling and organization of new or recently changed pages.

User:HeWhoWatches

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:42:28 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

A mysterious force that prowls the Wiki. It is unknown if this bring is good or evil, only that it observes, and occasionally aids in the spelling and organization of new or recently changed pages.

KillerFish

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:36:54 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

== The Artist ==
'''KillerFish''' (Alias: Daffyd, David, Davey, Dave, and D) is an English born bunny, who spends most of his time drawing comics, most notably [[KeenFans|KeenFans]].
He is also a founding knight of the [[Order of the Bunny|Order of the Bunny]], where he goes by the simple moniker of "Rev"

== The Characters ==

There are four characters in the Keenfansium attributed to KillerFish, Dark, Fay, Bruce and Fingers.

*'''Dark KillerFish:''' The "evil" KillerFish, and also the original. Distinquishing features include blood red pupils, and no whites of the eye. Is known to have a combat form which features aspects from all of his duplicates.

*'''Fay KillerFish:''' A blonde female elf. Noted for overly long ears KillerFish draws all elves with.

*'''Bruce KillerFish:''' A Bat/Tiger/Lespuko hybrid. Can fly. He's said to not be as smart as the other KillerFishes.

*'''Fingers KillerFish:''' A squid/human thing. So named becasue he has no fingers. Also the most cowardly, and the most perverted of the four.

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:Artbunnies]]
[[Category:Comicbunnies]]
[[Category:KeenFansium]]
[[Category:Order of the Bunny]]

Category:Order of the Bunny

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:35:16 GMT

Anti-Paragon: Finicky thing...

Members of the [[Order of the Bunny]]

These bunnies are members of the forum populace that have met Dan Shive at (or at least been to) Comicon. They also do their best to look out for the forum in their own ways.

Category:Order of the Bunny

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:34:25 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

Members of the [[order of the bunny]]

These bunnies are members of the forum populace that have met Dan Shive at (or at least been to) Comicon. They also do their best to look out for the forum in their own ways.

Order of the Bunny

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:33:44 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

'''The Order of the Bunny''' is an organization of bunnies, whose first member, [[KillerFish|Lord Killerfish]], was ordained by the [[Dan Shive|Great Squirrel]] himself, and who then knighted seven others at San Diego Comic-Con 2006. The Order is comprised of eight knights and their squires.

Upon induction into the order, knights vow to uphold the rules of Bunnyhood, listen to the Forum Grand Masters and the [[Dan Shive|Great Squirrel]], protect newbies and defeat spammers. This vow is sworn on a relevant book (either of the EGS books). At its inception, a Lego-sword was used for the knighting process.

'''Squires''' are bunnies who wish to be a part of the Order, serving under a knight. There is no set method for a squire to become so; squires may petition a knight who shares their interests, or a knight may extend an invitation. The duties of a squire are equally nebulous.

==Mayhem Presence==

Several Mayhemers happen to be knights and squires. However, the Order is very much based in the main EGS forums, and hasn't made many, if any, forays into Mayhem.

The one notable incident of the Order's presence in Mayhem occured in [[the Hug Hospital|The Hug Hospital]], when [[Drow Bunny|Sir Drow Bunny]] invoked his oath and vowed to protect a patient from flames.

==External Links==

*[http://web.mac.com/homernet/iWeb/OotB/Home.html The Order of the Bunny home]
*[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=89681&start=0 Main Forum thread]

[[Category:Good]]
[[Category:Order of the Bunny]]

Dame HelenNet

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:32:58 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

The alter-ego of [[HomerNet]] (or possibly the other way around).

Mother of [[Xena]], due to a [[tango]] with [[Squato]].

A founder member (and keeper of the home page) of the [[Order of the Bunny]].

[[Category:Order of the Bunny]]

Category:Order of the Bunny

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:31:33 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

Members of the order of the bunny.
These bunnies are members of the forum populace that have met Dan Shive at (or at least been to) Comicon. They also do their best to look out for the forum in their own ways.

User:Anti-Paragon

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:29:13 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* Fluff */

'''Anti-Paragon''' is (despite any claims to the contrary) a paragon amongst bunnies and lamps across the land. (Yea right... --[[User:Anti-paragon|Anti-paragon]] 20:21, 22 August 2008 (PDT))

Creator of [[Ann Pertchin|Ann Pertchin Squirrelypants]] (for whom he is often confused), AP is one of the [[GM]]s of the [[War!|War]] Thread, and one of the finer RPers we have around these here parts.

Creator of [[MKRP|Mossy Knoll]], a very long running RP.

== Fluff ==
Little is known about AP, possibly due to his tendency to hide behind Ann and let ''her'' do the talking...

*As First Citizen Sir Anti-Paragon, he is one of the founding members of the [[Order of the Bunny]].
*Isn't very talkative, and doesn't SEEM to do much...

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:Order of the Bunny]]

User:Anti-Paragon

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:28:07 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

ChroniclerC

Anti-Paragon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:26:07 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* Munchkin */

<div class="floatright">http://forums.keenspot.com/download/file.php?avatar=30857_1220319130.png<br>
ChroniclerC's<br>current avatar.</div>

Pardon our dust. Ta and I are still working on this. Do forgive my over-zealous use of the [[Likal]] name; I rather like it.

==Warning!==
This bunny is known to be part Alligator Snapping Turtle ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Snapping_Turtle Macrochelys Temminckii]). Watch your fingers. If the turtle spontaneously appears and tries to bite your head off, do not be alarmed; the bunny will usually return promptly to apologize.

==Mayhem Metaverse==
In Mayhem metaverse threads such as [[Fort Mayhem]] and Mayhem University, I hold to my standard of were-arctic-fox with three forms.
*Handsome human well-versed in the arts of the bard and and TFG.
*Sly short anthro-fox quick with a blade.
*Cute arctic fox skilled with charms and illusions.

But don't be surprised if I show up in a more ethereal form or I send an Aspect in my stead.

==Inventory==
'''Bard Equipment'''
*Feathered Cap
*Set of wooden flutes
*Mandolin (currently fitted with Arcane Strings, see below)
*Lute
*Tools and spare parts for repairing instuments
'''Weaponry'''
*Enchanted Rapier (''+4 Duelist's Rapier'')
*Arcane Strings (functions as a ''+2 Wand of Otherwind Stride'' when fitted into an instrument)
*Highly modified TFG with scope and telescoping distance barrel
*Foam-dart Gun
'''Foodstuffs'''
*Bottomless tin box of cookies (Chocolate chip)
*Mug of endless root beer
*Cans of unlabeled soda (TF: Shrink)
*Chocolate Cake (TF: Catgirl)
*Assorted flavors of muffins
**Chocolate (TF: Raccoon tail)
**Strawberry (TF: F-V1)
**Banana (TF: M-V1)
*Assorted flavors of donuts
**Chocolate with cherry frosting (TF: Arctic Fox)
**Strawberry Frosting (TF: Wings)
'''Miscellaneous'''
*Holy symbol of [[VOR]]
*Ninja outfit
*White fox plushie (occasionally animated)
*Green towel
*Unbreakable mirror
*Dynamic Sign
*Foam darts with suction-cup tips
*Lots of catnip

==Characters==
At the moment, most of these will be copy/paste-ed from that RP's discussion page.

*OOC Entities
**[[Guy at the Computer]]
***[[Aspect of the Bard]]
***[[Aspect of the Fox]]
***[[Aspect of the Hyper]]
***[[Aspect of the Judge]]
***[[Aspect of the Turtle]]
**[[Derin]]
**[[Lueten]]
**[[Ta]]
**[[Spectral Snapper, The|The Spectral Snapper]]
*Other Forum-Aware Characters (on a scale of 1-5)
**[[Esaris]]
***Level 1 awareness. Currently in the [[Death of Mayhem]] RP.
**[[Kira Sithal]]
***Level 2 awareness. Currently in [[Fort Mayhem]].
**[[Jeremy Lightfoot]]
***Level 3 awareness. Currently in [[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]].
**[[Sable Magos]]
***Extreme awareness, possibly Level 5. Current location unknown.
*[http://adamantanthro.wikispaces.com/ Adamant Anthro]
**[[Johnathan Thrane]]
*[[Death of Mayhem]]
**[[Esaris]] & [[Frost]]
*[[Last Post Wins!!!!!!!]]
**[[Far Realms Entity, The|The Far Realms Entity]]
**[[Jeremy Lightfoot]]
**[[Kepiena Lightfoot]]
**[[Kinkallia Coraer]]
**[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal Coraer]]
**[[Narthos]]
**[[Sable Magos]]
**[[Tentaclead, The|The Tentaclead]]
*[[Magical School RP]]
**[[Adam Ralyus]]
***[http://magical-school.wikispaces.com/Adam-Ralyus Magical School Wiki]
*[[MKRP]]
**[[Likal Coraer (MKRP)|Likal Coraer]]
*[[Myriad Genesis]] (Post-Ragnarok)
**[[Kou]]
*[[Villains RP]]
**[[Zl'naath]]
**[[Bob (Villains RP)|Bob]]
**[[Squibble|The Squibbles]]

==Retired Characters==
*[[Duplicates RP]]
**[[Raven Ellis]]
*[[Frink!]]
**[[Kira Sithal]] (Currently pulled from retirement and serving at [[Fort Mayhem]])
*[[Grassvale Town RP]]
**[[Likal Brothers, The|The Likal Brothers]], Talas and Kerthair
*[[HHFO Again!]]
**[[Likal Alopex]]
*[[Myriad Genesis]] (Pre-Ragnarok)
**[[Tom Kethar|Tom Kethar & "Bobby"]]
***[http://myriad-genesis.wikispaces.com/Tom+Kethar Myriad Genesis Wiki]
*[[Planescape RP]]
**[[Kynakisluvitai]]
*[[Psychic war RP]]
**[[Martin Kormil|Martin Kormil & Zl'keth]]
*[[Transgenics RP 2.0]]
**[[Frost]]
**[[Esaris]]
**[[Robert Thrane|Dr. Thrane]]
*War! Redux
**[[Likal Jamison]]

==Munchkin==
While the game simply seemed to stall out, the general consensus is that ChroniclerC had won the game. --[[User:Anti-Paragon|Anti-Paragon]] 13:26, 9 November 2008 (PST)

[[Munchkin|Munchkin game]]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/ChroniclerC/Stats.png

Level 8 Male Human Wizard

Effective level of 17 (21 when wearing Awful Socks)

Four cards in hand (1 dungeon, 3 treasure)

'''''Abilities:'''''
*Flight Spell: You may discard up to 3 cards while running Away; each one gives you a +1 Bonus to flee.
*Charm Spell: You may discard your whole hand to charm a single Monster and take its Treasure, but don't gain levels. If there are other monsters in the combat, fight them normally.

'''''Equipment:'''''
*Helm of Courage
**+1
**Headgear, 200 GP
*Flaming Armor
**+2
**Armor, 400 GP
*Sword of Slaying Everything except Squid-a-Matic
**"Sword of Slaying Everything except Squid" enhanced with "...a-Matic"
**+6 (originally +4)
**Does not give any bonus against Squidzilla. If you have this sword in play and you encounter Squidzilla, you must try to run away.
**1-handed, 800 GP

'''''Carried Lewt'''''
*Awful Socks (Worn during my turn, carried during other turns)
**+4
**Not usable by Gnome.
**They are exceptionally ripe, and give an extra +5 vs.. the Floating Nose or its Shadow. However, no other player will accept your help while you wear them. They may still help YOU, if you beg enough. You may wear these under other Footgear, but if something makes you lose your Footgear, it all goes.
**Footgear, 200 GP
*Rapier of Unfairness
**+3
**Usable only by Elves
**1-handed, 600 GP

[[Category: Bunnies]]

Rose Pertchin

Anti-Paragon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:29:04 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

'''Name'''

Annabelle 'Rose' Pertchin (Surprise, surprise...)

'''Age'''

Roughly 101 years.

'''Sex'''

Female

'''Appearance'''

Rose is a 5'11" [[catkin]] with green eyes and long, blonde hair. She has dark brown stripes that cover her legs, tail, back, and sides of her face, Lighter yellow fur covers from her mouth to the inside of her thighs, spanning most of her front torso, save a large patch of white fur that covers the front of her abdomen. Her hands are paw-like, with large retractable claws on the tips of her stout fingers, and a very broad tail, making her unique compared to most catkin. She has a tattoo of the Gal-Zabor symbol on the back of her left shoulder, but it cannot be seen through the fur.

'''Demeanor'''

Rose is generally a quiet and peaceful spirit who generally just wants to live at ease with close friends. Unfortunately, she can be rather emotionally unstable at times, and is prone to sudden mood swings. Despite this, Rose is more often than not a playful and happy person. As a former spirit of [[Ann Pertchin|Ann]], Rose still holds duty and perseverance to some regard, but she does not actively search for things to do. She is quite mellow and wise in nature, and her soft and delicate emotional nature makes her a good friend for any protector.

'''Notable Abilities'''

It's unknown if Rose retained any of her abilities over the years. It is known that she is able to use yogamancy, but not to what degree.

'''Notable Objects'''

Rose has a small, black hairband with a skull upon it from her long-time companion and lover [[Knave]] before he vanished from existence. It has the ability to turn all hair (or fur) on the wearer to pitch black, which she commonly uses to differentiate herself from Ann.

'''House'''

Rose has currently 'inherited' the Deathmanse from her former lover, [[Knave]], but she holds no interest in the empty house as it is far too large for her.

'''Background'''

Rose was much like Ann when she was 'younger'. Lead General of Gal-Zabor and Military adviser to [[Kraggi]]. Then a great war came. In this war she met Knave, and quickly they fell in love. As the war raged on, Gal-Zabor was crushed, leaving Rose with only Knave to lean on as they continued to resist the threat.

Unfortunately, Rose was killed in battle. Her spirit, having been captured much like Ann's own, was trapped by demonic forces for a short time but was broken free by Knave, who had managed to usurp the position of Death's Revenant and left the world slain and shattered. Together, with the use of Knave's new powers, they wandered the universes, watching, learning, and being together.

Finally, after roughly seventy-five years, Knave found [[MKRP|Mossy Knoll]], and soon after, with some ingenuity of a respawning machine and a fresh corpse of Ann (''not'' taken by force, mind you) Rose was 'reborn'. Albeit as a 27 year old catgirl.

'''Other Information'''

* Rose is accident prone. Specifically she tends to get stuck in things.
* She doesn't have a fear of demons, like Ann and Kraggi.
* She doesn't have much control over her emotions yet, as she has spent three quarters of a century without them.
* She's the friskier of the two.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: MKRP Characters]]
[[Category: Cat-people]]
[[Category: Neutral Good]]

Ann Pertchin

Anti-Paragon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:08:45 GMT

Anti-Paragon: Update

'''Name'''

Five Star General

Annabelle Rose Pertchin

Head of the Gal-Zabor Military

'''Age'''

27

'''Sex'''

Female

'''Appearance'''

Ann is a 5'11 catkin with green eyes and long, blonde hair. Ann has dark brown stripes that cover her legs, tail, back, and sides of her face, Lighter yellow fur covers from her mouth to the inside of her thighs, spanning most of her front torso, save a large patch of white fur that covers the front of her abdomen. Her hands are paw-like, large retractable claws on the tips of her stout fingers, and a very broad tail, making her unique compared to most catkin. She has a tattoo of the Gal-Zabor symbol on the back of her left shoulder, but it cannot be seen through the fur. Ann has no piercings.

'''Demeanor'''

Ann is quite sensible and determined. She is reserved, and is respectful, but stern and slightly egotistical to strangers. She is extremely level headed. She tends to think on her feet and go with her gut. She's a Gal-Zabor loyalist, but she has no interest in the national religion(See [http://editthis.info/war_thread/Main_Page War thread]). She holds a strong sense of duty and is very persistent when focused on something. She isn't very excitable, but at times can be very silly amidst close friends.

'''Profession'''

Military officer

'''Notable abilities'''

Ann is a very capable marksman in small arms and rifles, as well as a skilled tactician and strategist. She also knows yogamancy, but is very inept compared to standards. However, Ann is also a dangerously skilled necromancer. Unfortunately, she knows very little spells in either, rendering her magics quite limited.

'''Notable objects'''

Ann usually wears her military uniform and has a custom revolver on her person whenever outside of her house. The uniform is relatively snug fitting Gal-Zabor combat fatigues properly tailored for Ann's personal physique. The revolver is an exceptionally well made, six-chamber, steel handgun with a customized trigger guard large enough to fit one of her stubby fingers into.

She also has a short barreled side loading rifle with intricate designs masterfully inscribed into the wooden handle and forward grip. The rifle fits Ann's profile perfectly. Anyone with the lore will recognize it is a rendition of Gal-Zabor design, but made of foreign yellow-hued wood, an off-white blue metal and using an internal hammer.

'''House'''

Ann owns a ranch style brick and plaster house that is painstakingly built to near-perfect quality. The interior (from the front door inward) consists of the main hall, a small powder room, the kitchen, the living/dining room, the main bathroom, the study, the spare bedroom and the main bedroom.

'''Background'''

Ann is the illegitimate daughter of Kraggi Squirrelypants, the First Citizen of Gal-Zabor and Rose Pertchin, a noblewoman. She was raised in secret, but given some of the best tutors available as she grew up. Ann joined the military at the age of 16, shortly after the family was torn asunder by the sudden appearance of a demon that claimed Kraggi's sanity, Ann's soul, and Rose's life. Swearing to protect Kraggi at all costs, Ann accelerated through the ranks until she achieved the rank of Five star General, to be positioned as Kraggi's military adviser. Fortunately, Gal-Zabor had lived in peace with the other countries in the past 11 years. This resulted in a rather lax military schedule for Ann, and in turn, merited this vacation from the constant milling through perpetual organization and petty reports.

'''Other information'''
*Ann is a bit of an alcoholic, though she still stays quite disciplined (and can hold her whiskey).

*Ann is highly uncomfortable around anything demonic, unless she is ignorant of the fact.

*Ann's heritage is still a guarded secret.

*The fact that Ann is a skilled necromancer has never been publically discovered. (Since necromancy is illegal in Gal-Zabor.)

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Cat-people]]
[[Category: MKRP_Characters]]
[[Category: Neutral Good]]

Jack Barrowkeep (MKRP NPC)

Anti-Paragon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:23:19 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

'''Name'''

Not known in the RP yet.

'''Age'''

Unknown

'''Sex'''

Male

'''Appearance'''

A 5'11" man with light brown eyes and black hair. He has an average frame with a fit build. He commonly wears a weathered, dark-grey trenchcoat with a matching wide-brimmed hat. He has thin lips and an average sized nose that had obviously been broken at some point, slanting to the left slightly.

'''Demeanor'''

A rugged individual. Frank and to the point. Can be flirty.

'''Profession'''

Unknown.

'''Notable abilities'''

None known yet.

'''Notable objects'''

A large backpack clearly packed to capacity. The backpack had several small trinkets hanging from it, from small charms to an emblem of a sack made of brass on a square iron surface, complete with an brass boarder.

'''House'''

No house.

'''Background'''

Not known yet.

'''Other information'''
* Drinks blackburn scotch, a potent brand of alcohol.

[[Category: MKRP_Characters]]

Jack Barrowkeep (MKRP NPC)

Anti-Paragon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:22:51 GMT

Anti-Paragon:

MKRP

Anti-Paragon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:01:35 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* Private Use NPCs */

== The thread ==

http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=83295

* Loose, leisurely, social RP.
* Always open for new players.
* All non-violent characters welcome.
* Character level power cap is set below demi-deity. (No godmoders!)

[http://forums.keenspot.com/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=29796 PM] [[Anti-Paragon]] if you wish to join.

[[MKRP synopsis|Backstory]] (Under construction! See discussion for info.)

== Map ==

[http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/MKRPmapfullscale.png Current map]

== The Setting ==
This universe is one of the many in the scape of [[War!|the war thread]], save one difference.

In ''this'' universe, the war between Svensylsquatostan and Gal-Zabor was nothing more than a verbal dispute that was resolved within hours.

Mr.Big never appeared.

The [[Catkin|Cat-Kin]] never massed.

On good terms with Svensylsquatostan, Gal-Zabor began exploring the terrain on the opposite side that bordered their land; the wastes of the Great Fall.
They explored its nooks and crannies diligently, finding buried treasures, mutants, and magical beings formed from the unstable magic, though nothing to Kraggi's interest, until they stumbled into a small area of land near what were once the Rocky Mountains.
Under the protection of one of the last remaining mountains, a small patch of land remained unblemished by the Great Fall's corruptive touch.
A large prairie, along with a small Lake and forest, remained vibrant.

The speck of nature in an otherwise unnatural desert, Kraggi deemed the land be named 'the speck of mold on the potato', to which Ann promptly changed the name to 'Mossy Knoll', based off the initials of a figure she knew from a series of pleasant dreams.
Kraggi immediately lost interest in it, while Ann saw it as the perfect isolated vacation spot.

The small location was quickly leaked to the public, and soon people sharing Ann's vision started asking to be brought there.
Kraggi quickly sent a large group of zombies to construct a town center in the grassy plain so that a small village could be maintained there, and thus, Mossy Knoll was born.

== Cast ==

*[[Aisho]]
*[[Ann Pertchin]]
*[[Anne Wapole]]
*[[Archie Wapole]]
*[[List_of_Drayco's_Characters#MKRP | Artmoogle]]
*[[Atescu|Atescu]]
*[[Daniel Wapole]]
*[[List_of_Drayco's_Characters#MKRP | Drayco]]
*[[MKRP Emerald|Emerald Itara]]
*[[Eshli_(MKRP)|Eshli]]
*[[Cleric Erik_(MKRP)|Erik]]
*[[Feather]]
*[[Grim_(MKRP)|Grim]]
*[[Ineluki_(MKRP)|Ineluki]]
*[[Jodi_(MKRP)|Jodi Darsol Darrelless]]
*[[John Luke_(MKRP)|John Luke Callaghan]]
*[[Collins_(MKRP)|Johnathan Collins]]
*[[Likal Coraer (MKRP)|Likal]]
*[[Leon “Lee” deCoeur]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Lora Rudonkitz]] (Identical physically to [[VOR]]'s [[ICMe]])
*[[MaRIA_(MKRP)|MaRIA]]
*[[Nikolai_(MKRP)|Lord Nikolai Raistlovitch, God-King and High Elf]]
*[[List_of_Drayco's_Characters#MKRP|Roan]]
*[[Rose Pertchin|Rose]]
*[[MKRP Ruby|Ruby Yamato]]
*[[Sage]]
*[[MKRP Sapphire|Sapphire Ryo]]
*[[Semoshi_(MKRP)|Semoshi]]
*[[Sera_(MKRP)|Sera]]
*[[Squata_(MKRP)|Squata]]
*[[Squato_(MKRP)|Squato]]
*[[Takeshi_(MKRP)|Takeshi]]

== Public Use NPCs ==

*[[DeSpectre_(MKRP_NPC)|De Spectre]]
*[[Eric_(MKRP_NPC)|Eric]]
*[[Jenn_(MKRP_NPC)|Jenn]]
*[[Melanie_(MKRP_NPC)|Melanie]]
*[[Ollie_(MKRP_NPC)|Ollie]]
*[[Patricia_(MKRP_NPC)|Patricia Davis]]
*[[Schalla_(MKRP_NPC)|Schalla]]
*[[Wiley_(MRKP_NPC)|Wiley McNealson]]

== Private Use NPCs ==

*[[Midnight_(MKRP_Special)|The Midnight Stalker Who Stalks at Midnight]]

*[[Jack_Barrowkeep_(MKRP_NPC)|???]]

== Locations ==

''(Note: Number in brackets refers to the numbered location on the map.)''

'''Abandoned House (5)'''

:An old, abandoned log cabin. The door looks to be made to compensate for wings, and strange feathers can be found inside.

'''Ann Pertchin's House (20)'''

:A simple brick ranch style house with a black shingle roof. Yard has no flowers or shrubbery. Interior of house is built to Ann's specifications, and can be found [http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/AnnsHouse.png here].

'''Author Bros Bakery (17)'''

:Don't know how it looks. Know it sells pie though. Mmm... pie.

'''Deathmanse (14)'''

:Big spooky house complete with winding driveway, withered, creepy trees, and permanent full moon. A prime example of non-euclidean geometry and discontinuous space, it leaves you wondering just what would happen if you punched a hole in it's trans-dimensional walls. Now with a fresh pine scent!

'''Freek's House (18)'''

:Freek's house, where Freek and Eshli live. ...and Grim and Atescu bum off of.

'''HomerNet's House (16)'''

:HomerNet's house. Where HomerNet (permanently stuck in Ranma-chan form) and HelenNet (still pregnant with Squato's child) live.

'''JJA's Estate and Lab (8)'''

:John's home and lab. Contains a lot of technology and anime characters trapped in their natural environment. JJA has maps. He'll post 'em here. Eventually.

'''Kraggi's House (13)'''

:A zombified house made completely out of a person. Don't ask how or why, it's Kraggi.

'''Likal's Burrow '''

:A small unvisited burrow of Likal. Poor Likalhole. Unloved.

'''Lomgren's House (19)'''

:[http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/Lomgren/Other%20Art/house.gif Map], I'll let Lomgren describe.

'''Medical Clinic (9)'''

:A small brick walled clinic adorned with a big red cross on the front.

'''Random Sage's Tower (12)'''

:Big tower, full of Sagedness. Also a number of kitties live there with him.

'''Redstone Lake'''

:It's a lake, with red stones in it. Also contains Sanchay's Cave and the [[Tower of VOR]].

'''Sanchay's Cave'''

:Small cave, not so full of Sanchayness.

'''Sera's Ship (1)'''

:A Gummi ship that recently smooshed itself near the lake. May contain one Sera.

'''Squato's House'''

:Squato's Property. Resting on an escarpment near the Lake.

'''The Graveyard (2)'''

:Where dead people go. Or at least their bodies. Unless they're used again. It's kinda disturbing how so many people have died and there's barely any bodies in the grave yard. We can't even blame [[VOR]].

:But we do anyway. It's VOR's fault.

'''The Jail (4)'''

:Should somebody do something horrid (IC or OOC, take your pick), there's a place for them to go. This rather unpleasant place drains those imprisoned within it of all magical, divine, or demonic powers, and bleeds off their life force to keep them complacent. It's a very un-nice place to be.

'''The Park (3)'''

:For... walky people.

'''The Rex '''

:The town's hotel/pub/tavern/watering hole. Located in a corner of the Town Square. Owned by Squato, and run by various NPCs.
:Take note that Squato doesn't actually ''play'' the NPCs, so it's your own responsibility to feed yourself. Consider it self-service by proxy.
:Currently, there are no named NPCs working there. However, there is a foxkin, who I shall call "[[Schalla_(MKRP_NPC)|Schalla]]"
:So, I guess that means that there's currently '''one''' named NPC working there.

'''The Town Square (11)'''

:The center of the town. Has lots of shops. [http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=townsquare0jt.gif Map]

'''Underground Silo/Bunker/City'''

:Conveniently located directly below the fountain is an old Soviet missile silo. Below the silo is a large bunker designed to keep quite a number of soldiers alive for two years in the event of a nuclear war. Below the bunker is a small city designed to keep a number of Soviet leaders and their families alive indefinitely.
:Unfortunately, the city is infested with something very, very bad, and nobody has gotten around to cleaning it. Complicating the matter is the nature of the infestation; not only does it drain loose energy very quickly causing spells to fizzle, but it acts as a black hole of the dead - anybody who dies within it will be trapped there until retrieved or the effect collapses.

'''Vor's Tower (6)'''

:A tower in the middle of the lake. I'll let Vor describe it. Because I'm running out of time.

MKRP

Anti-Paragon — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:20:58 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* Map */

== The thread ==

http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=83295

* Loose, leisurely, social RP.
* Always open for new players.
* All non-violent characters welcome.
* Character level power cap is set below demi-deity. (No godmoders!)

[http://forums.keenspot.com/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=29796 PM] [[Anti-Paragon]] if you wish to join.

[[MKRP synopsis|Backstory]] (Under construction! See discussion for info.)

== Map ==

[http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/MKRPmapfullscale.png Current map]

== The Setting ==
This universe is one of the many in the scape of [[War!|the war thread]], save one difference.

In ''this'' universe, the war between Svensylsquatostan and Gal-Zabor was nothing more than a verbal dispute that was resolved within hours.

Mr.Big never appeared.

The [[Catkin|Cat-Kin]] never massed.

On good terms with Svensylsquatostan, Gal-Zabor began exploring the terrain on the opposite side that bordered their land; the wastes of the Great Fall.
They explored its nooks and crannies diligently, finding buried treasures, mutants, and magical beings formed from the unstable magic, though nothing to Kraggi's interest, until they stumbled into a small area of land near what were once the Rocky Mountains.
Under the protection of one of the last remaining mountains, a small patch of land remained unblemished by the Great Fall's corruptive touch.
A large prairie, along with a small Lake and forest, remained vibrant.

The speck of nature in an otherwise unnatural desert, Kraggi deemed the land be named 'the speck of mold on the potato', to which Ann promptly changed the name to 'Mossy Knoll', based off the initials of a figure she knew from a series of pleasant dreams.
Kraggi immediately lost interest in it, while Ann saw it as the perfect isolated vacation spot.

The small location was quickly leaked to the public, and soon people sharing Ann's vision started asking to be brought there.
Kraggi quickly sent a large group of zombies to construct a town center in the grassy plain so that a small village could be maintained there, and thus, Mossy Knoll was born.

== Cast ==

*[[Aisho]]
*[[Ann Pertchin]]
*[[Anne Wapole]]
*[[Archie Wapole]]
*[[List_of_Drayco's_Characters#MKRP | Artmoogle]]
*[[Atescu|Atescu]]
*[[Daniel Wapole]]
*[[List_of_Drayco's_Characters#MKRP | Drayco]]
*[[MKRP Emerald|Emerald Itara]]
*[[Eshli_(MKRP)|Eshli]]
*[[Cleric Erik_(MKRP)|Erik]]
*[[Feather]]
*[[Grim_(MKRP)|Grim]]
*[[Ineluki_(MKRP)|Ineluki]]
*[[Jodi_(MKRP)|Jodi Darsol Darrelless]]
*[[John Luke_(MKRP)|John Luke Callaghan]]
*[[Collins_(MKRP)|Johnathan Collins]]
*[[Likal Coraer (MKRP)|Likal]]
*[[Leon “Lee” deCoeur]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Lora Rudonkitz]] (Identical physically to [[VOR]]'s [[ICMe]])
*[[MaRIA_(MKRP)|MaRIA]]
*[[Nikolai_(MKRP)|Lord Nikolai Raistlovitch, God-King and High Elf]]
*[[List_of_Drayco's_Characters#MKRP|Roan]]
*[[Rose Pertchin|Rose]]
*[[MKRP Ruby|Ruby Yamato]]
*[[Sage]]
*[[MKRP Sapphire|Sapphire Ryo]]
*[[Semoshi_(MKRP)|Semoshi]]
*[[Sera_(MKRP)|Sera]]
*[[Squata_(MKRP)|Squata]]
*[[Squato_(MKRP)|Squato]]
*[[Takeshi_(MKRP)|Takeshi]]

== Public Use NPCs ==

*[[DeSpectre_(MKRP_NPC)|De Spectre]]
*[[Eric_(MKRP_NPC)|Eric]]
*[[Jenn_(MKRP_NPC)|Jenn]]
*[[Melanie_(MKRP_NPC)|Melanie]]
*[[Ollie_(MKRP_NPC)|Ollie]]
*[[Patricia_(MKRP_NPC)|Patricia Davis]]
*[[Schalla_(MKRP_NPC)|Schalla]]
*[[Wiley_(MRKP_NPC)|Wiley McNealson]]

== Private Use NPCs ==

*[[Midnight_(MKRP_Special)|The Midnight Stalker Who Stalks at Midnight]]

== Locations ==

''(Note: Number in brackets refers to the numbered location on the map.)''

'''Abandoned House (5)'''

:An old, abandoned log cabin. The door looks to be made to compensate for wings, and strange feathers can be found inside.

'''Ann Pertchin's House (20)'''

:A simple brick ranch style house with a black shingle roof. Yard has no flowers or shrubbery. Interior of house is built to Ann's specifications, and can be found [http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/AnnsHouse.png here].

'''Author Bros Bakery (17)'''

:Don't know how it looks. Know it sells pie though. Mmm... pie.

'''Deathmanse (14)'''

:Big spooky house complete with winding driveway, withered, creepy trees, and permanent full moon. A prime example of non-euclidean geometry and discontinuous space, it leaves you wondering just what would happen if you punched a hole in it's trans-dimensional walls. Now with a fresh pine scent!

'''Freek's House (18)'''

:Freek's house, where Freek and Eshli live. ...and Grim and Atescu bum off of.

'''HomerNet's House (16)'''

:HomerNet's house. Where HomerNet (permanently stuck in Ranma-chan form) and HelenNet (still pregnant with Squato's child) live.

'''JJA's Estate and Lab (8)'''

:John's home and lab. Contains a lot of technology and anime characters trapped in their natural environment. JJA has maps. He'll post 'em here. Eventually.

'''Kraggi's House (13)'''

:A zombified house made completely out of a person. Don't ask how or why, it's Kraggi.

'''Likal's Burrow '''

:A small unvisited burrow of Likal. Poor Likalhole. Unloved.

'''Lomgren's House (19)'''

:[http://web.umr.edu/~rhew/pics/house.gif Map], I'll let Lomgren describe.

'''Medical Clinic (9)'''

:A small brick walled clinic adorned with a big red cross on the front.

'''Random Sage's Tower (12)'''

:Big tower, full of Sagedness. Also a number of kitties live there with him.

'''Redstone Lake'''

:It's a lake, with red stones in it. Also contains Sanchay's Cave and the [[Tower of VOR]].

'''Sanchay's Cave'''

:Small cave, not so full of Sanchayness.

'''Sera's Ship (1)'''

:A Gummi ship that recently smooshed itself near the lake. May contain one Sera.

'''Squato's House'''

:Squato's Property. Resting on an escarpment near the Lake.

'''The Graveyard (2)'''

:Where dead people go. Or at least their bodies. Unless they're used again. It's kinda disturbing how so many people have died and there's barely any bodies in the grave yard. We can't even blame [[VOR]].

:But we do anyway. It's VOR's fault.

'''The Jail (4)'''

:Should somebody do something horrid (IC or OOC, take your pick), there's a place for them to go. This rather unpleasant place drains those imprisoned within it of all magical, divine, or demonic powers, and bleeds off their life force to keep them complacent. It's a very un-nice place to be.

'''The Park (3)'''

:For... walky people.

'''The Rex '''

:The town's hotel/pub/tavern/watering hole. Located in a corner of the Town Square. Owned by Squato, and run by various NPCs.
:Take note that Squato doesn't actually ''play'' the NPCs, so it's your own responsibility to feed yourself. Consider it self-service by proxy.
:Currently, there are no named NPCs working there. However, there is a foxkin, who I shall call "[[Schalla_(MKRP_NPC)|Schalla]]"
:So, I guess that means that there's currently '''one''' named NPC working there.

'''The Town Square (11)'''

:The center of the town. Has lots of shops. [http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=townsquare0jt.gif Map]

'''Underground Silo/Bunker/City'''

:Conveniently located directly below the fountain is an old Soviet missile silo. Below the silo is a large bunker designed to keep quite a number of soldiers alive for two years in the event of a nuclear war. Below the bunker is a small city designed to keep a number of Soviet leaders and their families alive indefinitely.
:Unfortunately, the city is infested with something very, very bad, and nobody has gotten around to cleaning it. Complicating the matter is the nature of the infestation; not only does it drain loose energy very quickly causing spells to fizzle, but it acts as a black hole of the dead - anybody who dies within it will be trapped there until retrieved or the effect collapses.

'''Vor's Tower (6)'''

:A tower in the middle of the lake. I'll let Vor describe it. Because I'm running out of time.

MKRP synopsis

Anti-Paragon — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:24:50 GMT

Anti-Paragon: /* The Synopsis of MKRP */ Added page 22.

Please give a helping hand when you can! Try your best to keep bias out and mask anything lewd - should it appear. --[[User:Anti-paragon|Anti-paragon]] 07:36, 6 August 2008 (PDT)

Added page 3 and 4 (I may have left out some items). --[[User:OzLionHeart|OzLionHeart]] 11:19, 6 August 2008 (PDT)

==The Synopsis of MKRP==

'''Page 1:'''

JonJonAug, Scribble the scribe, Lomgren, Sanchay and (of course) Anti-Paragon join the RP.
AP Brings in Ann. Lomgren plays himself, as does JJA (JonJonAug). Scribble brings in Brad Atrumavian, Diana, Frederick Spellblade, Marcus Foretale, Kitty Niantresurs, Alex Gearat, Kirk Gunwing, Belle Darckow, Ex, and Harine.

BumRussianElvis stops in to comment about RPs taking over things like Carrot before.

Most of the OOC people chatter mongst themselves.

Brad (Scribble) turns Lomgren into supergirl.

'''Page 2:'''

Sage Joins the RP.

Umiyama pops in for a quick comment.

AP marks Sage as IC Lawbringer. (AP's note: Sage had no idea the headache that was before him, the sucker!)

AP Makes a grassy field with sparse trees.

Lomgren turns himself back into his regular form (via TF gun).

Kitty (Scribble) makes all females chests fill out more, but Umiyama quickly corrects with a TF bomb.

Sage makes it rain catnip, some of Scribble's character start running amok. Ann and Lomgren turn human (gasp!) to avoid the fate.

'''Page 3:'''

Ann and Lomgren are transformed into cats by Kirk (Scribble) who goes berserk with a stolen spell book.

Kitty abducts Lomgren, leaving a rather confused Ann to chase crickets.

Kitty sells Lomgren to Kirk who transforms him into a her.

Brad retrieves the stolen spell book and reverses all of the spells, restoring Ann and Lomgren to their normal forms. They are unharmed, but rather confused, and Ann is left with the taste of crickets in her mouth.

Grim's characters enter the thread, and are greeted by Lomgren.

'''Page 4:'''

AP places a house (Ann's) in the grassy field. Ann is suitably impressed.

A lake appears to one side of the field, with a sandy beach.

Sqauto arrives by jetpack.

A house (Lomgren's, as evidenced by the mailbox) pops into existence, near Ann's house.

Sqauto adds an escarpment with hills near the lake. And a town square.

VOR arrives via LPW, and creates the Tower of VOR.

AP begins drawing a map of the (as yet unnamed) town.

eternaljwh arrives, and creates the rest of the Solar System.

HomerNet arrives, and creates a mountain next to the lake, just as AP is about to post the map.

VOR arranges for the sun to rise in the South and set in the North. ''(Is this part still canon?)'' ''(I forgot about it. It'll be canon from now on.--[[User:Anti-paragon|Anti-paragon]] 17:03, 6 August 2008 (PDT))''

'''Page 5:'''

Squato places an escarpment against the lake.

Vor makes a steaming jungle on the other side of the lake.

Sanchay makes her underwater domain.

Peragrin comes in and places a log cabin at the edge of the steaming jungle.

JonJonAug places his enormous manor. (I really should have put a house size limiter back then. --[[User:Anti-paragon|Anti-paragon]] 22:44, 6 August 2008 (PDT))

Sanchay supersecretizes her cave entrance.

JonJonAug goes on a TF-item making spree.

Sage places his tower.

'''Page 6:'''

Grim makes a house for his characters. Eshli is aged to 11.

Lomgren and Grim's characters interact a bit.

HomerNet builds a house in the mountains.

JJA opens up the TF shop at Town Square.

Lomgren makes General store and diner at Town Square.

AP makes pub, Barber shop.

'''Page 7:'''

JonJonAug talks about his buildings security.

Lomgren explores the town.

Sanchay builds a jail, which AP dubs escape proof.

Eshli goes to visit Ann's house.

Sage find the impracticality of a staircase in a tower.

JonJonAug finishes his house; sends open invitation.

'''Page 8:'''

Sanchay returns to her underwater home.

Lomgren goes see JJA's house.

HomerNet went to sleep.

Eshli and Lomgren chat about Lomgren's species.

AP states Ann has gone grocery shopping.

Squato leaves HelenNet (HomerNet) a note pertaining their child. (LPW stuff)

JJA begins tour of his house. He also makes a giant TV on top of his house so everyone else can see, then admits how bad of a plot device it is.

JJA guides Lomgren around and shows some TF stuff with the help of a servant.

Sanchay cooks herself some food in her house.

Lomgren questions the servant's freedoms, thinking they might be slaves.

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JJA continues tour. Makes rats into anime characters and almost loses control of them. They are turned back into rats and tour continues.

Lomgren questions safety measures.

JJA shrugs the comment off and continues tour.

Lomgren starts getting frightened.

Scribble brings in James and demands a recap.

JJA and AP give recap.

Ann returns from grocery shopping and sees Lomgren on the Big screen TVs placed on top of JJA's house.

JJA shows cough drop producing machine and offers cough drop to Lomgren.

Lomgren declines.

James immediately takes cough drop and ingests it himself. He is subsequently turned into a foxgirl.

Ann drops off groceries and goes back outside. Gets tail caught in door.

James doesn't mind changes.

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James expresses a desire to read the Karma Sutra.

JJA produces a copy and gives it to James.

James spits out the cough drop at JJA's request, and immediately returns to normal.

JJA remarks that although variants 5 and 6 have a few mental problems, the simpler forms work just fine.

Lomgren remarks on JJA's obsession, than asks what's next.

JJA leads the group to a room which he advises is extremely dangerous, and advises the group not to touch anything.

JJA then opens the door to reveal a room with many glowing TF guns, and explains that these combine magic and technology to produce new forms. He then demonstrates on himself, turning himself into a male centaur with fox ears. After zapping himself back to normal, the tour continues.

Ann frees her tail from the door, and heads for the estate.

JJA continues the tour, leading the group past several rooms, and then finally to an elevator.

Lomgren questions the safety as the elevator goes down. JJA insists it is quite safe.

Ann steps up to the portal, and tests it with a paw.

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The elevator opens on to a room containing what JJA decribes as his greatest invention - "The Transformatrix".

JJA describes how it works, and asks if anyone wishes to volunteer.

Lomgren declines, stating that he's seen the movie, and doesn't want to risk getting stuck in it if something goes wrong.

JJA concludes the tour, setting up a portal to return everyone to the town square.

Ann summons up the courage to jump through the portal to join the tour, just as the portal vanishes. She manages to catch herself just in time to avoid colliding with the wall.

Sage arrives in the town square, sees all the people and asks what's going on.

Lomgren looks around to see Ann, and greets her. She turns around and smiles at him.

Scribble creates the Church of a Thousand Gods.

Sanchay's group gathering senses start tingling, and she leaves her underwater home, heading for the group.

Sanchay arrives, colliding with Ann. In the confusion, she morphs into a snake, creating more confusion.

Eshli, Freek, and Atescu arrive in the town square.

Freek accidentally creates the "Author Brothers Pie Factory". Atescu changes it to a bakery.

Atescu spots Lomgren and Ann, and goes over to introduce himself.

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Ann gets to her feet, confused about where the flying snake came from.

Lomgren greets Freek and Atescu, while Sanchay morphs back into her squirrel-girl form.

Ann brushes off her uniform shirt, and greets Freek, introducing herself.

Iggark Q. Rhinoshirt appears, accompanied by his son Xavier.

This is then revealed to be a fake intro, and Kraggi enters, eating popcorn.

AP boggles at the fake intro, before catching on. He suggests that Kraggi get a house to avoid having to live with his daughter (Ann), which would not be a good thing from her perspective.

Eshli pushes Freek aside to introduce herself to Ann.

Lomgren greets the new person, noting that Sanchay seems to have vanished.

Kraggi introduces himself (sort of), then wanders off to go house hunting.

Ann is not overly happy about the entrance made by Kraggi. AP decides to maintain Ann's relation to Kraggi.

Scribble decides that the town needs tourist attractions, and brings in a collection of giant movie monsters.

Atescu promptly freezes all of the giant monsters.

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Out of character Lomgren removes the monsters completely.

Kraggi wonders what he should be doing.

AP adds Kraggi's house to the map.

Kraggi inquires if the house is made of living rock or bought from a realtor.

Lomgren notes 'instant creation mode' should end soon and that the RP should start taking a more realistic tone.

AP jokes to Kraggi that the house could be made from the realtor and bought from the living rock.

Kraggi obliged. The living rock was hence named rocky, and his house made of the realtor. Kraggi tended to his farm animals.

Ann remembers her groceries and promptly heads back home.

Kraggi returns to the town square.

James (Scribbles unmentioned character) builds a church. Brad builds a base of operations besides JJA's house. Diana builds a clinic. Several more characters build a Dojo.

Lomgren offers to help Ann with groceries.

Kraggi does something spontaneous and creepy. He declares the town be named 'FLORTCH'

Lomgren is creeped out by Kraggi and quickly flees, following Ann.

Kraggi tries to stop Ann to talk.

Lomgren catches up with Ann and queries Kraggi's mentality.

Ann spares Lomgren, sending him to her house to help with groceries, while she talks with Kraggi.

Kraggi inquires why Ann is in Mossy Knoll.

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Lomgren gratefully obliges Ann.

Ann tell Kraggi why she is here, states the town should be named 'FLORTCH', but does agree it needs a name.

James proclaims loudly of the church's completion.

Kraggi gives some names entirely based off his ego. Except for Gaaaaaathumb, which is completely random.

Brad states that Kraggi should not be the only person to decide the name.

Lomgren continues putting away groceries. (Offers the name 'Lakeview' OOC)

Kraggi huffs off Brad's comment and calls Rocky for more names. 'Urk' and 'Townsland' are suggested.

Ann suggests 'Pertchin Valley' and 'Knaveston'.

Kraggi asks where Knave is and makes a crude comment.

Ann did not take it well.

Brad states the founder should name the town, and promotes his church.

Kraggi apologizes.

Lomgren finishes with Ann's groceries and goes to see if Ann is finished talking with Kraggi.

Brad suggests 'Paragonville' and 'Omni town'. Diane states a council should be grouped to decide.

Kraggi offers his house for the council.

Sage comments on the town's growth, inquires if he is in the church, and takes pleasantries in having a local madman (Kraggi).

Ann mumbles something.

Brad teleports the group into Kraggi's house.

Lomgren attempts to join the conversation involving Ann and Kraggi, which just got teleported.

AP abruptly stops the teleport on overpowered and intrusive grounds. The town is named Lakeview.

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Sage introduces himself to Kraggi.

Lomgren greets Sage.

Sage reciprocates.

Ann also greets Sage, and inquires his presence.

Lomgren makes a mutual inquiry.

Sage states he is just out to stretch his legs.

Brad's phone goes off and he informs everyone the 'base of operations' is complete.

Lomgren informs Sage of the ongoings.

James agrees with the name Lakeview. Kitty and Kirk make a brothel.

Kraggi asks Sage to tell his fate.

Ann declines Brad's offer of sparring services at the 'base of operations', and promptly leaves after hearing Kraggi's inquiry to Sage.

Kraggi wants some brothel action.

Lomgren joins Ann, heading home himself.

Kraggi says something lewd, and almost pays for it.

Brad shuts down the brothel (I think?)

Ann storms off after Kraggi's treatment.

Lomgren quickly catches up.

Grim Atescu shares some jeers between his characters. Freek comments about Kraggi's language in front of an 11 year old Eshli.

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Kraggi sincerely apologies.

Ann cools her rage a bit - now a fair distance from Kraggi.

Grims characters interact with Kraggi. Eshli calls him a nutter. Atescu makes his way to Ann and Lomgren and asks who Knave is (and if Ann has a sister).

Kraggi confirms his insanity.

Lomgren comments back to Ann.

Eshli is bubbly at Kraggi, Freek observes the two talking, throwing a comment in himself.

Scribble explains the layout of the 'base of operations'.

Kraggi tries to pronounce 'xx', and then promptly gives Eshli garlic.

Knave (and subsequently eternaljwh) arrive.

Lomgren heads home for the night.

Alex (Scribble character) offers to give people a tour of the base.

Freek and Eshli talk about how 'xx' is part of Freek's real name, and is very hard to pronounce.

Ann informs Atescu that Knave is her boyfriend, and ponders if she has a sister herself.

Scribbles gets bored and calls it a night.

Atescu realizes who Ann's father is and apologies for a potential misinterpretation.

Ann takes a second to get why Atescue is apologizing and promptly disregards the comment.

The avatar of Death (Knave) creeps up on Ann, compliments the place, and states he would like to take office here.

VOR creates (or rather modifies 'Me' to) Lora Lora Rudonkitz.

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The forums eat Ejwh's post. Knave gives Ann a familair momento shirt and goes off to check out Kraggi's house.

Ann accepts the shirt and goes home.

OOCVOR rambles and continues private universing with ejwh. Lora goes to the town square. In her robe and slippers.

Squato comes in and decides to place a pub in the town square.

Vor gives the pub idea a thumbs up.

The Deathmanse is created by Knave, whom promptly returns to and glomps Ann.

Ann stumbles under the glomp but is pleased to see Knave.

AP approves Squato's pub.

Lora spots the moon that looms above the Deathmanse and is confused.

Squato offers to run the pub with AP's character Grant.

AP accepts, but lets Squato run the pub first, as Grant hasn't arrived yet.

Knave offers to show Ann how he does his job. (That being Death.)

Squato builds the currently unnamed pub.

Ann agrees to see Knave work.

Knave shows Ann her own ghost.

Ann is baffled and stunned.

Knave goes to turn on the resurrection machine (conveniently in the Deathmanse) and returns to Ann while the three (Ann, her ghost, and Knave) talk.

Ann recovers herself and realizes her ghost isn't really hers.

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Knave explains that the ghost Ann is from his timeline, where she was killed, he became Death, and the two of them ended up here.

Matthlord volunteers to be the barmaid at the new pub.

Ann is still upset, and asks if the ghost Ann can be returned to life. Ghost Ann explains that her body was destroyed.

Ann offers to share her own body, since she has no soul of her own. Knave explains that this is not the same thing.

Lomgren wakes up, realises he has no groceries in his house, and goes out to buy some.

Sqauto describes the layout of the pub (still unnamed as yet), and IC Squato hires May as a barmaid.

JJA finishes preparations for the TF store.

Peragrin retreats to the cabin by the lake.

Lomgren favours the name "Mossy Knoll" for the town. IC Lomgren puts away his groceries, and goes to bed.

Kraggi wakes up, and goes to the pub in search of a drink.

Lomgren, being unable to sleep, heads out to look around the town.

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OOC Lomgren makes several suggestion for the name of the lake, including "Redstone Lake". IC Lomgren goes to check out the park in town, giving the (now-open) TF store a wide berth.

Discussion OOC ensues over what the lake should be named.

Lomgren heads back to town, planning a party in the park.

Kraggi goes to the clinic, deciding to be a woman today.

Diana (Scribble) suggests he go to the TF store. Kraggi leaves in a huff, going to the greengrocer's instead.

Atescu opens the Author Bothers Bakery for business.

'''Page 20'''

Sage walks through the town, and (OOC) confirms the location of his tower on the map.

Tired from his planning, Lomgren goes home, and back to bed.

Grim arrives to stay with Atescu, Eshli and Freek.

JJA leaves a special TF gun on HomerNet's doorstep, with a note.

Kraggi drops in on the Author Brothers, being bored.

JJA walks down the street, giving away free TF items. He gives Kraggi a powerful TF gun, and each of the Author family receives an item.

'''Page 21'''

Kitty (Scribble) came past in a blur.

Kraggi took his new TF gun, and v5'd himself.

May(Matthlord) wanted a sky palace for herself.

Kitty hopped onto JJA's shoulders, high on catnip.

Freek confiscated the TF blaster pistol that Eshli was given.

Kraggi wanted new clothes for her new body.

JJA gave Kitty a TF gun, and went off to check on the Transformatrix.

Kraggi went charging off the the bakery after catching the smell of pies.

Atescu, seeing them coming, locked up the pies before Kraggi and Co. arrived.

'''Page 22'''

Atescu attempts to sell pies for a ridiculous amount.

Kraggi attempts to buy as many as he can with all his pocket change and/or selling his body.

Kitty steals all the pies in an instant, then gives them all back an instant later, despite the locks. OOC Grim claims shenanigans.

Atescu sells Kraggi pies. Kraggi wonders why pheromones aren't working.

JJA find all anime characters (various anime series) have broken out of his lab.

Marcus (Scribble) announced he's getting married to a purple haired girl.

JJA goes over the list of the different character's quirks.

Sage flees to his tower once he sees Happosai (one of the anime characers) is loose.

Freek (Grim) protects pie store from anime characters. Atescu checks over security camera footage to see who stole (and unstole) the pies.

Kraggi doesn't care about the invasion and demands her(his) pies.

May (matthlord) enters pie store to help Atescu with thief problem.

Kraggi gets upset that his transformation's power is being useless as May ignores him.

Atescu demands justice.

Sage continues alerting people about Happosai on the loose.

Kitty (Scribble) enters the store as a small orange cat. (shapeshift?)

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