ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey

2007-07-26T12:51:22Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey:

A bunny in the EGS MAyhem forums as well as a 4' talking Chocolate Monkey who has the power to manipulate chocolate, cadnies, and fruits(as long as it is conected to chocolate or candy in some way) and is a shapeshifter(though always made of chocolate.

==RP Characters==
Coming soon...

==Chewy's Evil Agenda==
Few know, or at least believe, that CCCM is trying to take over EGS Mayhem, but it is true. Thoguht apposed by a select few, he still managed to gain more and more power.

===In the Begining===
It started with a simple thread in Mayhem. The Battle Arena RP. Created when he was still a newbie bunnie, CCCM started his first ever RP thread, which was quickly joined by [[Jesse_God_of_Awesome]]. Following a number of RPing errors, CCCM god modded and autoed the first fight without meaning to, still being new to forum RPing. severla pages of argument insued thereafter, with many bunnies jumping in to point of flaws. One that stuck out, however, Was [[Cameo]]. Even then, Chewy knew she ment trouble. After the argument, Chewy felt betrayed and defeated, appologizing for his wrong-doings and restarting the RP with a new character, Feral the cat creature. Soon a fight with Jesse's character, Darth Exitum(or some such name) began, going much smoother know, though Chewy was abviously cuasious to RP anything hitting without giving the others a chance to counter. During this fight, unknown to all others, Chewy had secretly began his plans for ruling EGS Mayhem.

===The Protagonist===
After the initial fight in the renewed RP, other bunnies began to flock to it, all in search of the same thing; Plottles violence. It insued as such for a while, before someone in the thread began making plot, thus begining the first step in chewy's plan. with the newly found plot, he began contacting a few of the people who posted when he had made the autoing mistakes and asked them if they would join his RP. Each one more of less politely turned down his offer, while a few didn't reply at all, though one reply stood out. Again, it was Cameo. that single insulting refusal sparked the begining of the great Fued between CCCM and Cameo. This fight, however tedious, was nessesary to Chewy's plan. Having compleasted his first step, he continued with the Rp, inevitably leading it up to a climax involving a giant demon and TeddVerres's characters. a few random fights later, the thread died.

===The "Fight" Insues===
The death of Chewy's First RP was required for his plan. It set the foundation for many an argument. By this time, many had forgotten Chewy's initial RPing mistakes, but one bunnie, BlinkDog, remembered the thread and created a sequal to the Battle Arena. The Omega Leage RP was born. Joining it, CCCM waited for it to gather more people. after a time, bunnies stopped showing up, so Chewy took it apon himself to PM the bunnies fro m teh original RP to join. By know, Chewy had a few people who respected him, and called apon them to join the RP, though that was not enough. He needed to creat a conflict once more, to insure his inevitable rule. He PMed Cameo again. This time, asking her to join the new RP. She replyed, saying that RPs with no plot and senceless fighting didn't interest her, althoguh it was said in a rather rude way. This simple act of PMing someone already with a negetive view of him increased the allready large amount of hatered towards him. All acording to plan.

===The Set-back===
The RP itself served no purpose other than to be used as fodder for later fights. At least, that was the plan. During a "fight" with Blinkdog's character, Chewy became enraged, as he believed Blinkdog was autoing hits onto his character. hits that he could most likely avoid. This OOC argument went on for a few posts, ending in Chewy's character exploding, sending him out of the RP. This was a set back. He had given himself a bad image and had to fix it. He thus began to make the Ranting Game threads. Thease would be used to help people forget about his rage induced argument. Mainly, the thread were made to eat up time. Time needed to help people forget. In the course of the 2 ranting games, Chewy spent his time posting in other forum games, as well as a few RPs, several of which seemed to die soon after he joined. after the Rps and the games, it was time to begin the next phase of his plan.

===The Climax===
Having delt with his problem, Chewy began to make several, very contriversial thread, most of which were flame bait. Trying to pass themm off as attempts to spark inteligent conversation, he began with his plan. Soon after the first first post, Cameo would show up and claim that his threads were nothing but spam and flaim bait, which they were. Chewy never admitted this, and engaged Cameo in fight after fight. Threw most of it, it apeared as though Cameo was winning, but in reality, Chewy was mearly streching the arguments out for as long as he could. Eventualy, Cameo made the mistake of saying his thread were pointless, thus giving Chewy the opening he needed. He replied as such: 
"Cameo, pointless, useless threads are what make EGS Mayhem great... you give me a few minutes and I could dig through the archives and find 5-10 useless threads not made by me. For instance, carrot..? Started out with a simple question and a random string of insanity and from that one simple pointless post grew the most random thread I have ever seen and an EGS Mayhem milestone. probably if you were there, you would have said something rude or just answered the question, or both, thus effectively killing the thread before it could become anything worthwhile."

===The Truce===
With this small victory, he began to turn the tide in the battle with Cameo. After a few fights, Chewy decided to take a slight break from his plans to join in on a forum game. The title is lost, but the premiss was simple, what you say is the opisite of the truth. Posting for a few pages and days, Cameo joined in and started a small fight, which resulted in many joking that the two were secretly in love. This took Chewy slightly by surprize. He haddn't guessed that so many important bunnies thought that thier fighting was a simple case of Slap Slap Kiss. During all this, Chewy created a thread for the recrutment of minions. this seemingly harmless thread lead to yet another fight, albeit more of a battle of egos. In the end, Chewy Ended up with two loyal minions and Cameo ended with one. After this, Chewy joined the OOC Fights thread, created by [[Atashi Cloud]]. Soon, however, Chewy became the GM, even thoguh it didn't mean much thanks to the rules set in place, but it did have it's benifits. After a few fights, Cameo entered the thread, asking how Chewy had become Acting GM. Chewy and a few others answered this and chewy asked if she only came in the ask that question, or to join the thread, to which Cameo replied: "Not if your GM." this simple coment spawned yet another fight, which ened with a virtual unknown bunnie to take Chewy's side. Afterwards, Chewy began an RP fight with this bunnie, know as Hyperblade, as well as commission one of his closer aquaintences to creat both a new avatar for him, and a "Fight Night Poster" of him and Cameo. With new avatar and art in hand, chewy created a new thread. This thread was created to introduce the artwork after gaging reactions. Yet another flambait post. However, much to Chewy's delight, Cameo ruined the thread by posting a link to the picture in Aknearion's DA account. This spawn the final argument between the two, with many taking Chewy's side, as Cameo had obviously made an unprovoked attack on Chewy(so to speak). the fight went on for a few pages and finaly ended with the sugestion of a truce. though not originaly in the Plan, Chewy worked it it and agreed. Though there were a few rough spots to work out, the truce was made, and the fighting had ended, as well as spawned a very poorly written fanfic, which was oddly acurate with the protraial of CCCM as the villain and Cameo as the Heroine of a Slap Slap Kiss story.

===The Curent situation===
Curently, Chewy and Cameo are under a Truce, forbiding them from fighting eachother. if one does start the fight again, however, all will return to the way it was, and the one who mbroke the truce will be discredited. This has eliminated Chewy's biggest threat. Without Cameo able to aposse him, Chewy is free to take over <ayhem, which he has slowly done. creating a new RP and forum game. He joined two new Rps, which he is still involed with, as well as joining carrot..? and the Random Video Thread. Although joining and making thease threads may not seem like much, they are the next step for Chewy's Take over of Mayhem.

===Why post this?===
You may ask, Why post this? Why give away my plans? The answer is simple. It's all part of my plan. Many of you probably don't believe that I am slowly taking over and thus won't appose me. Others who do believe are too weak to stand against me now. My Rule is at hand. Be prepared bunnies. Be prepared...

==Fluff==
*ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey has the longest name in all the EGS forums. Probably the entire keenspot board as well.
*ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey Has been known to chance the way it acts, thinks, and posts pretty much every week or so. [[Cameo]], however, will allways see it as it was the first day in the Forums.
*ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey's first RP was a simple random battle thread created after watching one of [[Squato]]'s RP threads, which just so happened to be chock full of autoing and God Moding.
*ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey has a split personality.
*ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey has a fake eye.

==What other Bunnies think of me==

[[Category: Bunnies]]

The Plague of 2006

2007-07-26T11:12:05Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* Experiences */

In the year of our Lord 2006, a young man named [[TeddVerres]] picked up a strange virus from an acquaintance. It immediately sent itself out to all those in his MSN Contacts list, and the Great Keenspot Plague of 2006 began.

The virus quickly spread like wildfire throughout the forums, with many such as [[catldr24]] succumbing to its supremely irritating effects. The flow was stemmed when the good Sir [[Lomgren]] posted the antidote: a good dose of Sophos and Avira.

Some, like [[TingYi]] and [[Grim Atescu]], owned Macs and luckily escaped the plague. Others, like [[Drow Bunny]], were saved by their reclusion and avoidance of IM.

==Experiences==

===Piebunny===

"Well. By curious coincidence, I also picked up the virus from a guy I knew at school. Nonetheless, that didn't make it any less annoying.

The first symptoms were it autosending itself about once every thirty seconds to everyone in my buddies list, then attempting to close the windows. I was forced to sign out.

The next day, my brothers told me the computer wouldn't start at all. Sure enough, whenever I attempted a logon, the computer would invariably go to the Blue Screen of Death. I tried starting the computer in Safe Mode, which worked fine.
I ran several McAfee virus scans, none of which turned up anything. I had to call McAfee itself. I listened to light music for about an hour or so total, interspersed with "Your call is important to us"s and "Our operators are busy"s. Eventually I got on to someone, who sent me an email with standard procedure to remove viruses, which didn't work.

I eventually gave up on McAfee and instead tried Lommy's cure, which has worked fine so far. So far."

===TeddVerres===
I'm sorry to say that, chances are, I was the source of the great Keenspot Plauge. I was simply playing around on the internet when I got a MSN hit from an aquaintance of mine who goes by "Dayne". It asked me if I was in the picture in the link it had. Being of curious nature, I clicked, and thus released the virus into my grandparents computer.

I didn't notice at first, until everyone on my AIM and MSN got pop-ups. And thus, I released the virus unto all people I knew, who in tern spread it to more, until the virus was everywhere.

Fortunetly, it wasn't to bad. I shut down my MSN and AIM so I wouldn't spread the virus anymore, and then all I had to worry about was several annoying pop-ups with an orc smoking a cigar.

I am sad to say I have not yet rid myself of the virus, as I have not been to my grandparents in awhile. I hope that I can return soon, and rid them of this problem before it gets worse.

===ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey===
I remeber The Plague. I got it from TV when I was talking with him about the Omega League RP thread. Probably got it when we were vollying voice messeges during one of the slower parts of the thread.

At first I didn't notice anything, occasionaly my pop-up blocker would let threw a pop-up or to on google and EGS Mayhem, but other than that, nothing. But after a few days, my internet connection got very slow. Not just mine, but my entire families. You see, we share a wireless router and somehow, the virus must have spred itself thru that.

My parents couldn't get their computers on, they had to wipe the hard drive. my sister, on the other hand, just lost her internet conection and all the music she had on her computer. I was lucky. the worst I got was not being able to open MSN at all untill I reinstalled it. Other than that, I just had to wait 5 minutes for a page to load. I'm not sure why, but I seemed to have got off easy, as I was able to rid myself of the virus by rebooting and using AVG Virus Scanner.

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Historical events]]

Egs Mayhem:Community Portal

2007-07-26T03:42:42Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* August */

==Upcoming Mayhem Events:==
Note: If you feel like it, put your birthday in here on the appropriate day.

===December===
*December 24: The Inevitable Merry Christmas Thread
===January===
*January 14: [[Cameo]]'s Birthday

===February===
===March===

*March 15: [[Reverend_Hatman|Hatty birthday to you.]]
*March 16: [[Cheez|Cheez's birthday]]

===April===

*April 7: [[Kyrio|Kyrio's]] Birthday. As opposed to the 17, which is not.
*April 26: [[Ankhareon|Anky's]] Birthday.

===May===
*May 3: Birthday of nobody in particular.
*May 11: Tamuru's birthday
*May 19: [[Piebunny]]'s Birthday

===June===
*June 3: NOT [[TeddVerres]]'s Birthday.... Nope, not at all... So go home... and take your TF sodas with you...
*June 7:[[nightshadow]]'s birthday.

===July===

*July 26: [[Whackamole]]'s birthday.
*July 27: [[Joat]]’s birthday.

===August===
*August 11: [[User:ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey|ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s birthday
*August 15: [[ChroniclerC]] somehow noticed from the womb that there would be a lack of important things going on in August, se he decided to be born on this specific day.

===September===
*September 15: [[Campsoup1988]]'s Birthday
*September 22: [[VOR]]'s Birthday
*September 22: [[Jbenant]]'s birthday.

===October===

*October 10: [[A Fan]]'s birthday

===November===
November 19: [[ProfessorTomoe]]'s birthday

November 20: [[Loztein]]'s birthday, odd when it is, ain't it?

2007-07-22T14:33:47Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey:

User:ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey

2007-07-22T14:28:40Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey:

#REDIRECT [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]

Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)

2007-07-22T14:10:16Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* Characters */

==Setting==

One year ago there was a zombie outbreak in St. Lucia, a town on England's coast. Since then, they have spread across the world. In the UK, there are several scattered groups of survivors. One of these groups is located near St. Lucia: An army unit has occupied and fortified a village called Crealey, about 10 miles north of the town. Survivors from St. Lucia and the surviving area (Including any of the original cast who will be played) came here, responding to radio messages sent out by the soldiers. Some of these survivors have been organised into groups, called Teams. These are responsible for getting fuel, food, weapons and other equipment from outside Crealey, as well as zombie hunting and helping defend the village. Players will be members of Team 13, hence the RP's name.

==Stuff==

*The army unit just defends Crealey, as they don't have enough men to spare for scavenging. Due to the chaos at the start of the outbreak and the fact that they didn't get any resupplies afterwards, only about 75% of them have guns/ enough ammunition to use them. The soldiers mainly use SA80 assault rifles, with a few LSWs and a couple of sniper rifles.
*Player's weapons: 2 players will be allowed handguns and 1 will be allowed a double-barrel hunting shotgun and 1, maybe 2 people will be allowed a sports bow. Other than that, it's melee weapons only. With the firearms, just say you want one- it's first copme, first served.
*Players can use their old character from the Zombies RP (If they were in it) or make a new one.
*Minimum character age= 14
*Zombies aren't the only threat- there are also one or two other groups of survivors, not all of whom are friendly.

==Notable NPCs==

*Major John Samson

Age: 47
Appearance: 6'5, short grey hair, stocky build, army uniform

Army commander, default leader of Crealey

*Lt. Philip Webb

Age: 38
Appearance: 6'7, short brown hair, skinny, army uniform.

A good organiser, he was put in charge of the Teams.

Team members:

*Alex Johnson- 18. 5' 7, blonde hair, short beard. Wears biker trousers, combat jacket, swimming goggles. Weapons- WW1 trench knife. Team driver.

*Pyotir Miljkovic- 35, 6', bald. Polish. Wears thick wool jumper, dust mask, industrial goggles. Weapons- meat cleaver, space mace. Nickname = Milky.

*Linda Gardner- 23. Short blonde hair. Wears denim jacket, dust mask. Weapons- shovel

*Shaun Baker- 28. Black hair, wears glasses and police body armour. Weapons- cricket bat

==Characters==

*[[Cheez]]:

Name: Jake Marsh

Age: 30

Appearance: 6'0, muscular build. Medium length brown hair, brown eyes. Usually wears a leather jacket, a black Tshirt, combat trousers and police issue boots.

Personality: Calm, dependable, a good leader. Dislikes putting his team at risk.

History: A police sargeant before the outbreak, he lost his entire family and almost all of his colleagues and friends. He survived because he'd been sent to a domestic violence case outside town. He was one of the first people to arrive in Crealey and was put in charge of Team 13 because of his police training and dependable nature.

Any relevant skills: A good, dependable leader. Due to police training and natural ability, has high stamina. Knows how to drive.

Equipment: Police riot sheild, claw hammer, shinpads, combat knife, binoculars, lighter, radio, police riot control helmet

*[[Guessmyname]]:

Name: CJ

Age: 16

Appearance: Male. Denim jeans, Eagles of Death Metal T-shirt. Bit short, light-brown hair that hasn't been cut for three years.

Personality: Sarcastic, good natured, bit of a coward. No-one actually knows his real name (CJ is his initials). Likes Rock and Jazz music, no matter how old it is.

History: Prior to the outbreak, CJ didn't do much. Come the outbreak, CJ was in the Lower Sixth at St. Lucia High. After quite a lot of chaos and fighting, he took the cricket bat from his school, the kitchen knife from home and found the Browning on a dead policeman (which he had to decapitate first). He since joined a group of survivors who proceded to the safety of Crealey.

Any relevant skills: Good shot with a pistol. Good runner, and good with computers. Quiet, good at sneaking around (often walking up unnoticed behind people, startling them unintentionally)

Equipment: Thick leather jacket with large collar (protects neck and covers mouth), shinpads, kneepads. Browning 9mm pistol, large kitchen knife, sledgehammer and a police radio. Sunglasses

*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]:

Name: Olmun Rivers

Age: 62

Appearance: Long white hair, long white bearded, slightly wrinkled face. Actually has a very athletic build. Brown trench coat covering most of his body. Jeans and plain brown shoes (Very beat up and, as Olmun says, "Just about as old as me"). Wears a white shirt, covered in various food stains (He takes off his coat when he eats and uses it as a cushion).

Personality: Insane. Likes eating various things, but likes meat more than anything. Willing to protect those he sees as friends. He has an imaginary friend he talks to and gets advice and moral guidance from called Chuck.

History: Olmun use to serve in the army back in the Falklands War, but was dismissed from duty after attacking his commanding officer, claiming that he had been "Stealing his rations". After he was sent away, he made a life in a small town, living out the rest of his days in peace, practicing with a stick he once found in his yard in the off chance that it may come in handing one day in his son's home. Unfortunately, his own son threw him out. Disgraced by the army and disowned by his own son, he set out to find some place where he could live without having to deal with his "Traitorous Son". He Made his way to Crealey and decided to live the rest of his life there, due to the advice of his good friend Chuck (who incidentally died many, many year back during the war). Unable to afford a house, Olmun lives on the streets, often scrounging threw dumpsters and garbage cans for anything edible. Since the outbreak, he has been recruited into on of the many teams of survivors. Olmun happily accepted, claiming that “At least it’s better than sleeping in a dumpster all day.”

Relevant Skills: Due to his training from the army, Olmun is versed in the use of many different firearms, but shows exceptional skill with the pistol, able to hit someone in the head from over 100 yards away.

From years of unemployment after the army, Olmun has learned to use any long, thin, blunt object as a weapon.

From living on the streets of Crealey for a few years, Olmun knows almost all the knocks and crannies of the town, knowing the best places to hide and how to get from one side of the town to the other without being seen. He also has learned to fashion meals from various discarded refuse, thus has a strong constitution and can pretty much eat anything.

Equipment: A 30", dark blue Crowbar. when held near the curved end, Olmun uses it like a simple weapon, but when he hold the other end, he can use it to drag things on the ground closer to him. helpfull when you dropped your gun and there are several incredibly stupid zombies watching the spot. Can also, on rare ocasions, be us to swing from various hanging...things, or even rafters. basicly anything thin enoguh to get to hooked edge around. Can also be used to climb up more or less smooth ledges and increase reach. 
12 cans of beans. To be eaten at a later date. (He looted dumpsters behind the shop. "Can't see why they threw it out, it's only a year past its expiration date...") 
Canteen of water. If you don't know what that is for, you should really consider seeking mental help. 
A Pocket Knife. Used to carve meat (if found) and opening cans. Olmun has no idea how to use it as a weapon.

*[[anti-paragon]]:

Name: Richard "Rick" Tunks

Age: 28

Appearance: In a word, large. Rick is heavy set, in both fat and muscle. He has hazel eyes, which is offset with dark brown hair tidily kept in a crew cut. In further contrast, he tends to wear a large, forest green sweater over anything else he is wearing on his torso, which tends to bring out his eyes. Wears stretch-waist work pants.

Personality: Very simple. His ignorance to ominous doom give him an optimistic, almost quaint charm. For his size, he is surprisingly (yet stereotypically!) gentle and slow to anger. Unless confused, he tends to comply with anything someone he considers 'nice' orders.

History: Before the rising, Rick was a simple security guard (Potentially one of the ones Kaleb worked with, perhaps? I'll leave it open.). It seemed like a proper position, since most complex work proved too difficult for him, and he wasn't quite nimble nor motivated enough to do factory work.

Any relevant skills: Strong as an ox, but other than that, nothing anyone else couldn't do.

Equipment:
Armor (kinda)
Casually wears steel toed work boots with his pant legs tucked in them, along with a protective vest that doesn't really fit well (though the vest is under the sweater usually). When going out of the safety area, he wears a military helmet and a simple pair of goggles. If he has nothing on hand to cover his mouth, he just pulls his sweater up a bit. Finally, if told to 'gear up' in case of a heavy zombie presence, he would don a pair of blue oven mitts, wrapped in (usually fresh) plastic bags (classy, yet effective).

Weapons
Rick doesn't usually carry weapons. He isn't brave enough to engage the zombies direct, and usually resorts to throwing things at them while yelling in a terrified frenzy. Usually big things.

*[[Cidhighwind767]]

Name: Mark Woods

Age: 17

Appearance: Average height, and average build, with messy medium length hair. Can usually be seen wearing jeans, and a t-shirt, although he also dons a pair of goggles and a heavy scarf whenever going out with the team.

Personality: While in a safe area, Mark can be seen as easy going, yet easily distracted, but while fighting, a year's worth of training will take over, and he'll become focused on the task at hand.

History: One of the original survivors of the St Lucia Incident. Before it, he was just a student in St Lucia, but now he's a member of Team 13. Mark has had experience killing zombies, and has made a living off helping drive them back long enough to secure supplies.

Any relevant skills: Experience fighting zombies. Faster than average speed and stamina. Basic chemistry knowledge.

Equipment:

Armor: Mark wears no heavy armor, to try and keep his overall weight down, letting him run faster. He does use a heavy scarf and an old pair of goggles to protect his face from any blood given off from the zombies.

Weapons: A crowbar or a steel pipe is Mark's main weapon, but he also has a knife hidden in a sheath near his shoe in case of an emergency.

*[[Gimpy]]

Name: Dylan (A.K.A. Gimpy)

Age:16

Appearance: 5'10'' 220 lbs
blue jeans t-shirt, gas mask for eye protection (almost useless for air filtration)

Personality:pretty normal lol what can i say

History:lived in Michigan U.S.A was on a hunting trip and unfortunately was stuck in heathrow airport when the outbreak happened.
Before the outbreak he was just an average kid; played (American) football, worked at a grocery store etc. nothing much of note

Any relevant skills: possibility of aircraft flight...
ok shot with ironsights
great shot with scope (rifle is not fitted for a scope)

Equipment: gas mask for eye and mouth protection, 1941 8x54 Mauser 98 rifle (low on ammo but rounds are common in Europe as well as America and my current brass can be reloaded, if I find reloading equipment and gunpowder)
also has a backup broken off wheel barrel handle for a last resort close-quarters weapon.

==Useful links==

Signup/discussion thread: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=97246

Zombies RP S/D thread: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=95735&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Zombies RP thread: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=95759

Mayhem Laws of Physics

2007-07-22T09:58:09Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* Some of the Laws */

Believe it or not, there are actually many laws of physics that govern [[Mayhem]], although even these are frequently broken. These generally are, however, vastly different from those of [[Earth]].

==Some of the Laws==
0: The GM Rule: What GM says, goes. Meaning you if you don't listen.

1: Don't piss off the bartender of the RP. You usually get blasted or hit by

2: Super Bouncer. The bouncer of said [[Kylen's Interdimensional Bar|bar]] is uber strong.

3: No ID Checks.

4: If a character is being played by [[Kum-El]], someone will fall in love with him before the day is done. 
4a: She will, most likely, be someone played by [[10.0.0.1|10]]. 
4b: Even if the character is deliberately anti-social.

5: There WILL be one character everyone, including the writer, hates.

6: If there are no powers or magic, expect Super Tech.

7: 10 will play a female with a screwed up past.

8: No matter how weird or abnormal, people will ALWAYS be accepted, and able to find 'true love'.

9: 10's girl will likely prove the above rule correct.

10: School RPs always have a love potion of some kind.

11: [[Lesbians]] will always outnumber gay boys by a factor of at least 3.

12: There will be one [[anthro]] or morphing character. Period.

13: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

14: The GM is always good to the people, but only if they think Stalin was a good guy.

15: Nobody likes the Nurse. Nobody.

16: If a character is A: female and B: played by Yun, she will invariably be mentally unbalanced.

17: Creators MUST be evil to at least one character.

18: If a character has an angsty background, they will no doubt Angst about it to as many other PC's as possible. +

19: Fear anything that has BTC after it unless you are a dirty Pervert. Also known as the Greg Rule.

20: All of Kylen's characters are ethnically Irish, without exception.

21: All of [[Sanchay]]'s characters are insufferably cute.

22: Don't think hammerable thoug-*Hammered.*

23 (Alexis Rule): This looks reeeeaal bad, but hear me ou---

24: AkaraAri <strike>can play any role and do it well.</strike> tries to play any role, and often phails miserably.

25: The Hot Tub is for girls to make love.

26: No, the boys cannot watch. Ever.
 26a: Unless it is important to the plot.

27: There is a good chance 10's girl will have something wrong with her left arm, why is unknown.

28: Anyone made by [[KylenPhylar|Kylen]] will control fire and/or have wolf ears and tail.

29: Anyone made by [[Yun]] will involve lightning, ravens, and/or Korea.

30: [[1337]] Will NOT be tolerated.

31: No, you many NOT have a Katana called Masamune. Ever. 
31a: Unless the GM okays it, but it turns out to be a POC.

32: There are two forms of Posting: Long, novel style and Short, POST NOW DAMN IT style.

33: [[Lomgren]] posts like crazy.

34: The GM will never post fast enough, or be on long enough to move the plot.

35: Every RP will have at least one page populated entirely by only two posters. 
35a: These posters' characters are almost always on the verge of at least making out. 
35b: These posters' character's are in extreme danger. 
35c: Or, you know, they're just really chatty.

36: Someone will always be disconnected from the Internet at a critical plot point.

37: There must be one Technomancer unless there is no tech. 
37a: And, if there is no tech, there will be an Inventor who can make tech.

38: No one remains single for the whole RP, no matter how hard they try. 
38a: Except if controlled by [[Piebunny]]. See Rule 89. 
38b: Or if controlled by [[catldr24]].

39: If 10's girl is talking about a rose it always means the same thing: she is a virgin.

40: There will always be a triangle.

41: Law of Tableware Nonexistence: There is no Spoon. 
41a: There will be a long list of jokes only certain people will get. 
41b: Most of these will occur on Library Books.

42: There will be one martial arts expert. 
42a: He will be an old man. 
42b: He will be Asian. 
42c: he will be replaced within 2 years, by some younger guy.

43: There will always be one ultra-feminist whom no one likes.

44: There will be an evil organization. 
44a: They will be stronger than the good guys, but still lose to a bunch of students.

45: If you get Deadlocked in a relationship with an inactive character, bad luck.

46: If [[Avenara]] makes a male character, no matter if he was meant to be straight, he always ends up gay.

47: There are always at least two characters who start out unable to speak English (or whatever alternate common language is in use, if not English). 
47a: But they will be able to communicate through other means.

48: At least one character will have/has a sibling with a military background.

49: At least one char will have an animal cohort.

50: Anyone who controls Electricity will have found out about their ability by frying their Computer/MP3 player/Phone/Robot Dog.

51: All of Yun's characters are at least bilingual. 
51a: Even if he has to make up the second language himself.

52: At least one of Kylen's characters will be curtained for violence or otherwise at least once in the first 200 pages of said character's involvement in RP.

53: What happens BTC doesn't always stay BTC.

54: BTC will always mean Behind the [[Curtain]].

55: If a character has a secret that they want to keep hidden from other characters, it will always always be revealed when they think no-one is watching. 
55a: They will do one of two things: Tell nobody, or tell everybody. There is no middle ground.

56: Certain characters always seem to be quiet for strangely long periods of time before suddenly speaking up, while others are always talking.

57: If something is revealed OOC it will be revealed IC within a page or less.

58: Fawe's characters will be stalkers at least once in the RP.

59: Romance Sense SUCKS!

60: Any bad habits held by a character will be broken by another.

61: Anything that is set up for a cliche ending will have said ending.

62: There will be a Wiki in under a month or 2 of no plot movement.

63: There will always be a diagram of the dorms, but not the important places.

64: Six months of character development will be crammed into two days of action because the thread moves too slowly. 
64a: No one is ever knocked out for a week.

65: If a character says that he/she is "Invincible", "Indestructible", "Unbeatable" or "Immortal", they will be proven very wrong in the next five pages.

66: The little girl always kicks the big guy's butt.

67: Kylen's characters get shagged within a day of meeting a significant other.

68: There is always at least one catgirl.

69: No, your character may not have 'One-Winged Angel' as their theme music.

70: No PC is ever really unremarkable.

71: The GM is not only god, but usually in love with irony.

72: While a day may take 200 pages to go by, a plane trip will only take two.

73: Nothing important happens during time warps.

74: [Something in square brackets] always means a curse word.

75: Themes are kick ass. All important character's have one

76: Anyone with a peculiar accent or speaking habit will generally drop it. 
76a: Any character who does not speak English will learn to do so improbably fast. 
76b: Or learn the Common language through magic and/or a dream.

77: There will always be a reference to a webcomic.

78: If someone makes a point to say something is useless or ordinary, it most likely just looks that way and is REALLY useful and exotic.

79: One hour must take at least 3 days OOC.

80: Wounds heal improbably fast as well.

81: Don't question DEM. Ever. 
81a: DEM can be what ever the hell it wants to be.

82: Evil plotting will always occur OOC, also Murphy's Law has particular sway IC.

83: People in love are always at Murphy's mercy, of which there is none.

84: Characters may have Asian names, even if they have no Asian heritage whatsoever.

85: Knock!

86: Kum-El will have a free male. Ten will have a free female. 
86a: They will get together. (See also: [[10-Kum-El Character Magnetism]].)

87: No matter what the RP is about, Piebunny will find some way to put [[Marco and Marci Marcellis]] in it. 
87a: They will become inactive very quickly. 
87b: If the RP does not involve Marco and Marci, [[KFPB]] will be in it.

88: No-one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

89: None of Piebunny's characters will ever become romantically involved. 
89a: EVER. 
89b: Particularly and especially not Marco and Marci.

90: [[Cameo]]'s RPs will be faster than light. 
90a: Piebunny's will crash and burn.

91: If Cameo is involved, someone will have wings.

92: [[FerretBob|FB]]'s characters will always like obscure music.

93: [[VOR]]'s characters are evil. 
93a: If he creates a good character, either the RP or the character will die. 
93b: Unless the character slowly starts getting morally corrupted.

94: Someone will try to work in an anime/manga reference.

95: [[Joat]]'s characters are always overly and ridiculously epic. 
95a: None of them are powerless.

96: [[Grim]]'s characters will always be hopeless romantics. 
96a: If they're not a hopeless romantic, they have no people skills.

97: "The Fur Covers Everything": If a fur-covered person has no clothing, their fur covers and conceals any parts of the anatomy which would be considered "indecent" or "objectionable" in public. They are thus not considered "naked", except possibly by other fur-covered people.

98: If there are Zombies involved, there will inevitably be a dance sequence.

==Exceptions==
There's always a few who want to go around breaking the rules, eh? Here are some of them.

15: Magical School's Nurse.

17: Kum-El, despite more than one attempt at it.

18: Sarah, Sylva Xynthea, May Cottontail, and Kent 'Don' Donavan.

35a&35b: [[Grassvale Town RP]].

50: Travis.

67: Kylie and Amber.

70: Kevin.

76: Ed Bunny, and Sharzaxeshexsssh.

83: Draco Blazer and May Cottontail.

85: Will.

88: Leon Minnis, Sevilin, and Warlof.

90: Driftersverse and Wingies.
 90a: The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. (Although, since the plane itself crashes and burns....)

93: [[ICMe|ICVOR]].

96: Phil Cartwright.

*Note- [[Author-Man]] has broken 99.999999% of these rules.

[[Category:Miscellaneous]]

Kgirl1992

2007-07-22T09:07:56Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* Threads I Frequent */

Umm, Hi. I was told I should make a wiki page about myself. Ummm, I'm guessing if your searching me, you already know me somewhat, but here goes. This is the first time I'm really doing anything on this or any other wiki, so sorry if I mess stuff up.

== Kgirl1992 Poster and Person ==

My RL name is Kate, and I'm 15. My favourite form on the forums is a V1 monkey, i.e. human with dark brown fur on most of my body; lighter fur on my belly and face; my face is rounder; I have bigger rounded ears, a tail, and I crave bananas (way too many people will think the wrong thing when they read that; I meant the fruit). I have a very hard time spelling stuff correctly, which gets about 1/3 of the forum to start fighting with me/each other at times (some very nice bunnys defend me :D and then they get yealled at to :{).

== Signature ==
My siggy has some "pets" I bought on anouther forum (the one in my siggy is a link to the site), I also have a link to "Puzzle Pirates" recrutmant page (no I'm not just trying to get people to use that and have it give me money it gives them extra money to :P), I have a link to this page, a link to the bunny frappr map http://www.frappr.com/bunnylocator, my I.D. (from the FBI ask cheez), a link to the amon thing say about a little after this, I say how old I am, my preffered form and about Jesse

== Avatar ==
http://forums.keenspot.com/images/avatars/13723766314605f4c5b2cc4.gif
*For a long time after I started I didn't have a avi, just recently I started to use one, my current one is at the start of this. I had the bunny smiley before that (the dancing bunny that we were named after).

== My Baby Jesse (EGS forum universe only; I do not actually have a kid) ==

Jesse is my baby girl. There are two reasons she was named that: so that when she's older she can be a boy or girl and not have to change her name, and also, that was the only name I could think of that would work for a boy or a girl. She was thrown at me on April 25, 2007 by Burningblood during a food fight of all things. After BB threw her there was a bit of a fight regarding who should take care of her/whose baby she was, and in a poof of smoke there were two babies; the other (a boy named Sue) is the child of CPUX's clone and the devil. (Please do NOT ask me about any logic behind that, it was Carrot...?) If you want to see it all, [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=60904&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=31280 here's the link to the page on which she was thrown.]

== Threads I Frequent ==

*Carrot...?
*Things not to say
*Random image thread
*I sometimes go in the "rate the above persons" threads and the comic/filler threads.

== Inventory ==

One cookie, one dead fish, a six-pack of unlabelled soda, one squirrel teddy, a TF gun, an Emu (what is a emu anyway?), a tame Squirrel, a Demonic Duck Doll, a nut shaped superball, pewter figurines of the EGS cast, a pair of katanas, a coconut bra, and a bunch of hammers including a big one for males/grammar nazis, a REAL hammer that you will feel and will work on anyone and everyone, and a couple of other ones.

All of my inventory is kept in a small bag with a magic spell on the bottom of it to make a pocket dimension that expands and contracts according to how much stuff I try and store in it. Unfortunately it has to fit through the bag's opening, so long things fit fine but wide things do not.

== Fluff (My opinions about other people/things) ==

*Peanut butter and fluff taste good together. :D
*Super Lommy Parties are lots of fun, but I dont like the lower perch much. :P
*Amon Star is very sweet; he once dove between me and bullets :D and better then that he helps agenst the GN's :D
*Burningblood can be very evil
*I use too many smileys. :D :P :D
*I love the website http://www.thefump.com/

== vote to get Amon Star to make his own wiki page ==
http://editthis.info/egs_mayhem/Amon_star

== Ummm, Anyone Want to Say Something About Me/Help Fix Up My Page? ==

There you go. One proofread and corrected Wiki page. Incidentally, an emu is a large, flightless Australian bird, and if you want to get things to stay on the right line, I suggest you use dot points. Or perhaps the tag. Do remove the spaces from that tag, though.
-Piebunny

Spellcheck your work. *nodnod*

Kgirl is an FBI agent. I have proof.- Cheez no you dont I confenscated that [[User:Kgirl1992|Kgirl1992]] 20:18, 18 June 2007 (EDT)

Cheez

2007-07-22T07:41:26Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* What the other bunnies think of me */

'''Cheez''' the poster is a bunny from Reading, England. He is into TF and TG, and has a Yahoo group dedicated to these (but mainly TG). He also has ideas for 2 webcomics, but lacks the artistic talent to actually draw them.

'''Cheez''' the character has no TF capabilities other than that given him by his trusty TF gun. He's made the default setting in this Deathclaw V3, because they're cool and having giant teeth and claws and thick, armour-like hide is very useful, especially in the various [[EGS Defence Force|EGS defence]] threads.
==Avatar==
My previous avatar:

http://forums.keenspot.com/images/avatars/10147323534638d36c28194.jpg

My current one:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/5735/conanthelibrarianunsizejf1.jpg

== RP Characters ==

In the [[Zombies! RP]]:
[[Kaleb Swift]]

In [[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] RP: [[Joseph Molov]]

In the [[Villains RP]]: [[Jared Brown]]

In the Free for all Fantasy RP: [[Cheez's characters in the Free for all Fantasy RP]]

Cheez is also the GM for the [[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] and obviously has a character in it. Follow the link to the RP to read about him.

==Inventory==

His current inventory is:
*1 Bunny Berets beret
*1 ID Badge
*1 Low-output Electrolaser Stunner w/holster
*3 Vouchers redeemable for uniform, 1 Voucher redeemable for combat equipment
*1 set of TDF combat armour
*1 Multi-function Communications device
*a radio watch
*a forcefield generator (clipped onto pouch strap)
*a handful of confetti
*a mugful of glass beads
*a TF-grenade
*a dead fish
*a TF gun
*A squirrel teddy
*an Elliot plushie
*a can of lead paint (half full)
*4 cans of unlabelled soda
*2 shiny hubcaps
*a cracker
*part of Death Bunny's small intestine
*a solid cube of gas
*a dissassembled German WW2 antiaircraft/tank gun
*the symbol for mercury (I found the snowman!)
*A bottle full of the ultimate weapon- CILLIT BANG!!!
*a pouch with pocket-dimension technology to put them all in.

== Fluff ==

*He is a loyal member of the [[EGS Defence Force]], and has the honour of seriously wounding Agent Bunny. He was almost killed at the Battles of the Mall and the Park. He is currently a Captain, and has been described as a 'bloodthirsty lunatic'.

*He sometimes greets newbies, and gives them shiny hubcaps and cans of mackerel. He also gives half eaten cheese sandwiches, gas masks, solid cubes of gas and glass bottles, among other things. If they haven't already been drafted, he recruits them into the EGS Defence Force. He also gives them 1 weapon, which he chooses randomly.

*For birthdays and deityhoods, he gives diamond-studded hubcaps.

*His name is often misspelled by other posters- usually this means he gets called 'Cheeze' and sometimes even 'cheese'. I AM NOT FOOD! He doesn't really mind the former, but the latter gets him a bit angry and paranoid- he's had some bad experiences on the CRFH forum where people did mistake him for cheese.

*His sanity is represented by a small goblin called Nihtgenga, who is also the reason why he likes vikings, the Norse, ETC. Nihtgenga sometimes gets knocked out of his head. When this happens, Cheez tends to go insane. But not usually violent insane, just random insane. His hatred, violence and aggression are represented by a small suit of black, red-glowing armour called Hyksos. When he leaves Cheez's head, he goes all peacey. Insanity, randomness, ETC is represented by 'Thing', a vaguely humanoid thing whose form is constantly changing. All three are small enough to stand on someone's shoulder.

*He's also [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s minion.

== What the other bunnies think of me ==

Yeah. Got the idea for this from Burningblood who got it from someone else. Basically, you guys say what you think of me.

* *Glomps* you needed someone to say something to you [[User:Kgirl1992|Kgirl1992]] 15:57, 12 July 2007 (EDT) *hugs back* Muchos thankyous- Cheez

*Meh, he's allright. A loyal Minion at least...: [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]
[[Category:Bunnies]]

Cheez

2007-07-22T07:40:38Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* What the other bunnies think of me */

'''Cheez''' the poster is a bunny from Reading, England. He is into TF and TG, and has a Yahoo group dedicated to these (but mainly TG). He also has ideas for 2 webcomics, but lacks the artistic talent to actually draw them.

'''Cheez''' the character has no TF capabilities other than that given him by his trusty TF gun. He's made the default setting in this Deathclaw V3, because they're cool and having giant teeth and claws and thick, armour-like hide is very useful, especially in the various [[EGS Defence Force|EGS defence]] threads.
==Avatar==
My previous avatar:

http://forums.keenspot.com/images/avatars/10147323534638d36c28194.jpg

My current one:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/5735/conanthelibrarianunsizejf1.jpg

== RP Characters ==

In the [[Zombies! RP]]:
[[Kaleb Swift]]

In [[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] RP: [[Joseph Molov]]

In the [[Villains RP]]: [[Jared Brown]]

In the Free for all Fantasy RP: [[Cheez's characters in the Free for all Fantasy RP]]

Cheez is also the GM for the [[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] and obviously has a character in it. Follow the link to the RP to read about him.

==Inventory==

His current inventory is:
*1 Bunny Berets beret
*1 ID Badge
*1 Low-output Electrolaser Stunner w/holster
*3 Vouchers redeemable for uniform, 1 Voucher redeemable for combat equipment
*1 set of TDF combat armour
*1 Multi-function Communications device
*a radio watch
*a forcefield generator (clipped onto pouch strap)
*a handful of confetti
*a mugful of glass beads
*a TF-grenade
*a dead fish
*a TF gun
*A squirrel teddy
*an Elliot plushie
*a can of lead paint (half full)
*4 cans of unlabelled soda
*2 shiny hubcaps
*a cracker
*part of Death Bunny's small intestine
*a solid cube of gas
*a dissassembled German WW2 antiaircraft/tank gun
*the symbol for mercury (I found the snowman!)
*A bottle full of the ultimate weapon- CILLIT BANG!!!
*a pouch with pocket-dimension technology to put them all in.

== Fluff ==

*He is a loyal member of the [[EGS Defence Force]], and has the honour of seriously wounding Agent Bunny. He was almost killed at the Battles of the Mall and the Park. He is currently a Captain, and has been described as a 'bloodthirsty lunatic'.

*He sometimes greets newbies, and gives them shiny hubcaps and cans of mackerel. He also gives half eaten cheese sandwiches, gas masks, solid cubes of gas and glass bottles, among other things. If they haven't already been drafted, he recruits them into the EGS Defence Force. He also gives them 1 weapon, which he chooses randomly.

*For birthdays and deityhoods, he gives diamond-studded hubcaps.

*His name is often misspelled by other posters- usually this means he gets called 'Cheeze' and sometimes even 'cheese'. I AM NOT FOOD! He doesn't really mind the former, but the latter gets him a bit angry and paranoid- he's had some bad experiences on the CRFH forum where people did mistake him for cheese.

*His sanity is represented by a small goblin called Nihtgenga, who is also the reason why he likes vikings, the Norse, ETC. Nihtgenga sometimes gets knocked out of his head. When this happens, Cheez tends to go insane. But not usually violent insane, just random insane. His hatred, violence and aggression are represented by a small suit of black, red-glowing armour called Hyksos. When he leaves Cheez's head, he goes all peacey. Insanity, randomness, ETC is represented by 'Thing', a vaguely humanoid thing whose form is constantly changing. All three are small enough to stand on someone's shoulder.

*He's also [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s minion.

== What the other bunnies think of me ==

Yeah. Got the idea for this from Burningblood who got it from someone else. Basically, you guys say what you think of me.

*Glomps* you needed someone to say something to you [[User:Kgirl1992|Kgirl1992]] 15:57, 12 July 2007 (EDT) *hugs back* Muchos thankyous- Cheez

Meh, he's allright. A loyal Minion at least...: [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]
[[Category:Bunnies]]

Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)

2007-07-22T07:37:29Z

ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey: /* Characters */

==Setting==

One year ago there was a zombie outbreak in St. Lucia, a town on England's coast. Since then, they have spread across the world. In the UK, there are several scattered groups of survivors. One of these groups is located near St. Lucia: An army unit has occupied and fortified a village called Crealey, about 10 miles north of the town. Survivors from St. Lucia and the surviving area (Including any of the original cast who will be played) came here, responding to radio messages sent out by the soldiers. Some of these survivors have been organised into groups, called Teams. These are responsible for getting fuel, food, weapons and other equipment from outside Crealey, as well as zombie hunting and helping defend the village. Players will be members of Team 13, hence the RP's name.

==Stuff==

*The army unit just defends Crealey, as they don't have enough men to spare for scavenging. Due to the chaos at the start of the outbreak and the fact that they didn't get any resupplies afterwards, only about 75% of them have guns/ enough ammunition to use them. The soldiers mainly use SA80 assault rifles, with a few LSWs and a couple of sniper rifles.
*Player's weapons: 2 players will be allowed handguns and 1 will be allowed a double-barrel hunting shotgun and 1, maybe 2 people will be allowed a sports bow. Other than that, it's melee weapons only. With the firearms, just say you want one- it's first copme, first served.
*Players can use their old character from the Zombies RP (If they were in it) or make a new one.
*Minimum character age= 14
*Zombies aren't the only threat- there are also one or two other groups of survivors, not all of whom are friendly.

==Notable NPCs==

*Major John Samson

Age: 47
Appearance: 6'5, short grey hair, stocky build, army uniform

Army commander, default leader of Crealey

*Lt. Philip Webb

Age: 38
Appearance: 6'7, short brown hair, skinny, army uniform.

A good organiser, he was put in charge of the Teams.

Team members:

*Alex Johnson- 18. 5' 7, blonde hair, short beard. Wears biker trousers, combat jacket, swimming goggles. Weapons- WW1 trench knife. Team driver.

*Pyotir Miljkovic- 35, 6', bald. Polish. Wears thick wool jumper, dust mask, industrial goggles. Weapons- meat cleaver, space mace. Nickname = Milky.

*Linda Gardner- 23. Short blonde hair. Wears denim jacket, dust mask. Weapons- shovel

*Shaun Baker- 28. Black hair, wears glasses and police body armour. Weapons- cricket bat

==Characters==

*[[Cheez]]:

Name: Jake Marsh

Age: 30

Appearance: 6'0, muscular build. Medium length brown hair, brown eyes. Usually wears a leather jacket, a black Tshirt, combat trousers and police issue boots.

Personality: Calm, dependable, a good leader. Dislikes putting his team at risk.

History: A police sargeant before the outbreak, he lost his entire family and almost all of his colleagues and friends. He survived because he'd been sent to a domestic violence case outside town. He was one of the first people to arrive in Crealey and was put in charge of Team 13 because of his police training and dependable nature.

Any relevant skills: A good, dependable leader. Due to police training and natural ability, has high stamina. Knows how to drive.

Equipment: Police riot sheild, claw hammer, shinpads, combat knife, binoculars, lighter, radio, police riot control helmet

*[[Guessmyname]]:

Name: CJ

Age: 16

Appearance: Male. Denim jeans, Eagles of Death Metal T-shirt. Bit short, light-brown hair that hasn't been cut for three years.

Personality: Sarcastic, good natured, bit of a coward. No-one actually knows his real name (CJ is his initials). Likes Rock and Jazz music, no matter how old it is.

History: Prior to the outbreak, CJ didn't do much. Come the outbreak, CJ was in the Lower Sixth at St. Lucia High. After quite a lot of chaos and fighting, he took the cricket bat from his school, the kitchen knife from home and found the Browning on a dead policeman (which he had to decapitate first). He since joined a group of survivors who proceded to the safety of Crealey.

Any relevant skills: Good shot with a pistol. Good runner, and good with computers. Quiet, good at sneaking around (often walking up unnoticed behind people, startling them unintentionally)

Equipment: Thick leather jacket with large collar (protects neck and covers mouth), shinpads, kneepads. Browning 9mm pistol, large kitchen knife, sledgehammer and a police radio. Sunglasses

*[[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]:

Name: Olmun Rivers

Age: 62

Appearance: Long white hair, long white bearded, slightly wrinkled face. Actually has a very athletic build. Brown trench coat covering most of his body. Jeans and plain brown shoes (Very beat up and, as Olmun says, "Just about as old as me"). Wears a white shirt, covered in various food stains (He takes off his coat when he eats and uses it as a cushion).

Personality: Insane. Likes eating various things, but likes meat more than anything. Willing to protect those he sees as friends. He has an imaginary friend he talks to and gets advice and moral guidance from called Chuck.

History: Olmun use to serve in the army back in the Falklands War, but was dismissed from duty after attacking his commanding officer, claiming that he had been "Stealing his rations". After he was sent away, he made a life in a small town, living out the rest of his days in peace, practicing with a stick he once found in his yard in the off chance that it may come in handing one day in his son's home. Unfortunately, his own son threw him out. Disgraced by the army and disowned by his own son, he set out to find some place where he could live without having to deal with his "Traitorous Son". He Made his way to Crealey and decided to live the rest of his life there, due to the advice of his good friend Chuck (who incidentally died many, many year back during the war). Unable to afford a house, Olmun lives on the streets, often scrounging threw dumpsters and garbage cans for anything edible. Since the outbreak, he has been recruited into on of the many teams of survivors. Olmun happily accepted, claiming that “At least it’s better than sleeping in a dumpster all day.”

Relevant Skills: Due to his training from the army, Olmun is versed in the use of many different firearms, but shows exceptional skill with the pistol, able to hit someone in the head from over 100 yards away.

From years of unemployment after the army, Olmun has learned to use any long, thin, blunt object as a weapon.

From living on the streets of Crealey for a few years, Olmun knows almost all the knocks and crannies of the town, knowing the best places to hide and how to get from one side of the town to the other without being seen. He also has learned to fashion meals from various discarded refuse, thus has a strong constitution and can pretty much eat anything.

Equipment: A broken Stick. Use to be his weapon.
12 cans of beans. To be eaten at a later date. (He looted dumpsters behind the shop. "Can't see why they threw it out, it's only a year past its expiration date...")
Canteen of water. If you don't know what that is for, you should really consider seeking mental help.
A Pocket Knife. Used to carve meat (if found) and opening cans. Olmun has no idea how to use it as a weapon.

*[[anti-paragon]]:

Name: Richard "Rick" Tunks

Age: 28

Appearance: In a word, large. Rick is heavy set, in both fat and muscle. He has hazel eyes, which is offset with dark brown hair tidily kept in a crew cut. In further contrast, he tends to wear a large, forest green sweater over anything else he is wearing on his torso, which tends to bring out his eyes. Wears stretch-waist work pants.

Personality: Very simple. His ignorance to ominous doom give him an optimistic, almost quaint charm. For his size, he is surprisingly (yet stereotypically!) gentle and slow to anger. Unless confused, he tends to comply with anything someone he considers 'nice' orders.

History: Before the rising, Rick was a simple security guard (Potentially one of the ones Kaleb worked with, perhaps? I'll leave it open.). It seemed like a proper position, since most complex work proved too difficult for him, and he wasn't quite nimble nor motivated enough to do factory work.

Any relevant skills: Strong as an ox, but other than that, nothing anyone else couldn't do.

Equipment:
Armor (kinda)
Casually wears steel toed work boots with his pant legs tucked in them, along with a protective vest that doesn't really fit well (though the vest is under the sweater usually). When going out of the safety area, he wears a military helmet and a simple pair of goggles. If he has nothing on hand to cover his mouth, he just pulls his sweater up a bit. Finally, if told to 'gear up' in case of a heavy zombie presence, he would don a pair of blue oven mitts, wrapped in (usually fresh) plastic bags (classy, yet effective).

Weapons
Rick doesn't usually carry weapons. He isn't brave enough to engage the zombies direct, and usually resorts to throwing things at them while yelling in a terrified frenzy. Usually big things.

*[[Cidhighwind767]]

Name: Mark Woods

Age: 17

Appearance: Average height, and average build, with messy medium length hair. Can usually be seen wearing jeans, and a t-shirt, although he also dons a pair of goggles and a heavy scarf whenever going out with the team.

Personality: While in a safe area, Mark can be seen as easy going, yet easily distracted, but while fighting, a year's worth of training will take over, and he'll become focused on the task at hand.

History: One of the original survivors of the St Lucia Incident. Before it, he was just a student in St Lucia, but now he's a member of Team 13. Mark has had experience killing zombies, and has made a living off helping drive them back long enough to secure supplies.

Any relevant skills: Experience fighting zombies. Faster than average speed and stamina. Basic chemistry knowledge.

Equipment:

Armor: Mark wears no heavy armor, to try and keep his overall weight down, letting him run faster. He does use a heavy scarf and an old pair of goggles to protect his face from any blood given off from the zombies.

Weapons: A crowbar or a steel pipe is Mark's main weapon, but he also has a knife hidden in a sheath near his shoe in case of an emergency.

*[[Gimpy]]

Name: Dylan (A.K.A. Gimpy)

Age:16

Appearance: 5'10'' 220 lbs
blue jeans t-shirt, gas mask for eye protection (almost useless for air filtration)

Personality:pretty normal lol what can i say

History:lived in Michigan U.S.A was on a hunting trip and unfortunately was stuck in heathrow airport when the outbreak happened.
Before the outbreak he was just an average kid; played (American) football, worked at a grocery store etc. nothing much of note

Any relevant skills: possibility of aircraft flight...
ok shot with ironsights
great shot with scope (rifle is not fitted for a scope)

Equipment: gas mask for eye and mouth protection, 1941 8x54 Mauser 98 rifle (low on ammo but rounds are common in Europe as well as America and my current brass can be reloaded, if I find reloading equipment and gunpowder)
also has a backup broken off wheel barrel handle for a last resort close-quarters weapon.

==Useful links==

Signup/discussion thread: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=97246

Zombies RP S/D thread: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=95735&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Zombies RP thread: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=95759