Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

From Egs Mayhem

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of lead-taking occurred in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

It has a younger sibling (read: 'evil twin') in Last Post Loses!!!!!!, though it is not quite so sinister as that.

Contents 1 LPW's Beginnings and a Short History 2 A Short Summary of the Current LPW 3 Resident/regular characters 4 "Comes and Goes" Characters 5 New Characters 6 Inactive Characters 7 Major Locations

LPW's Beginnings and a Short History

Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

A date of note would be the 18 of April when LPW broke, the winner was OzLionHeart.

A Short Summary of the Current LPW

OK, we've got a Pavilion, a Hotel, Curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a Lead that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

Resident/regular characters

• RLommy - The real Lommy.
• CLommy2 - His not-so-evil twin, from Carrot..?
• Lommella - His full-sized female version.
• Lommina - A shrunken clone of Lommella.
• 2001 - CLommy2's love interest. A small female anthrofeline, with wings.
• ChibiVOR - The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
• Lemurteam - An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
• Frike Nyanthisa - An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
• Lyse Nyanthisa - His wife/familiar.
• Butler - His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
• Dimitri Dul Neru - An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
• Serendipity (Ser) - Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
• Serenity (Seri) - Also a softie. Ser's twin sister (sort of).
• Malachy (Mal) - A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
• Melina (Mel) - His sisterish lady.
• Likal - Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
• Jeremy - Wise and powerful halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of The Pavilion.
• Kepiena - Sweet halfling girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
• Salmartia - Really powerful mage, currently visiting Dimitri.
• Mr. Fluffles - One cooool cat.
• Rihal - Psicrystal. Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
• Ajac - Your basic pseudo-omnipotent being, bound by the laws of Non-Interference.
• Alatrahazar - Ajac's reformed-demon servant.
• KF-Oz - The Green Flame Catgirl. Has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate fake leads. Likes to cuddle with people, especially Peragrin. Or anyone else who likes to cuddle.
• Setsuna - A green-haired, slightly overweight catgirl. She's a bit shy, and has some self-esteem issues.
• Bain - Ctarl-Ctarl. An Ice Mage. Very Powerful. Different from Kalga Ctarl-Ctarl.
• Beede - Looks like a marble. Thinks like a human. Ripped out of his world without warning, and trying like hell to get back to it before it's too late... (no spoiler for you! :P )

"Comes and Goes" Characters

• ICVOR - VOR's in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed, and has a sentient pink goo-creature (Glorph)as a lover.
• Kinkallia - Likal's older sister, with an affinity for nature.
• Sable - Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
• Ta - Warp Aci bound to ChroniclerC. Absurdly multi-dimensional.
• Whackamole - Resident alchemist. Female at present, and still a Mole.
• Xena - Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
• Peragrin - Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.

New Characters

• The Tourist - Kinda like a non-immortal male Salmartia, only crossed with some Kender fearlessness. Human, carrying around tonnes of magical gear.
• Beasteam - A steampunk avatar of LittleBeast.
• Courtney Daymine - Mutant girl from another universe, arrived in LPW by accident. Her only fear is that one day, she might have to return home...
• Kalga - Ctarl-Ctarl mage. Very powerful.
• Ganurath - Magic user. Recently moved in near the former Lair of the FRE.
• Bain - Half Cait Sidhe Scotsmen. An Ice Mage. Curently has no clue whats going on.

Inactive Characters

• Dave(Davecom3)- A brown-haired, blue-eyed catboy. May have a tendency to either be tactless or intelligent, never certain which one. A bit shier than Debra.
• Debra(Davecom3)-Dave's alter-ego, a brown-haired, blue-eyed catgirl, who has been split off from Dave by the Dewitchery Diamond. More free with her actions, less likely to say something tactless, but has had a habit of hammering Dave, which now, she may not be so free on.
• Author-Bat - Anthro-bat version of Author-Man. Slightly more talkative than the carrot..? version.
• Author-Cthulhu - The biggest dude on the block. Devours the souls of pizza.
• Authorette-Cat - Catgirl version of Author-Man. Likes to glomp and cuddle, apparently.
• Author-Vixen - Wants desperately to be either evil, or Squata. It's best to avoid her when you aren't in the Pavilion O' Peace. Currently in limbo for being a big crybaby and pissing off everyone, including Author-Man.
• INVOTZ-esque Loztein - Loztein's Character, A multi-formed Demon from across The Eighth Sea.
• KFPB - Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
• Lord Spectre - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius.
• Mr. Whim - Servant of Lord Spectre
• Warlof - The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
• Sylver - Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
• FH Joat Delia - Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
• Dayantis - The guy with the thing.
• Dame HelenNet - Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
• Squato - Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
• Joat Delia - Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
• Draco Blazer - Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
• May Cottontail - Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
• Leon Minnis - Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
• Pan - Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
• Vincent Vailo - Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
• Sevilin - Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
• Joseph - Minor god of transformation.
• Norri - She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
• Akiva - Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

Major Locations

Map not to scale.

• The Pavilion of Peace - Nothing bad can happen there.
  • The Dollhouse - Lommy's House.
• The Elpeadabayou River - connects the Romantically Picturesque Mountains, the Valley, the Meadow, Lake Obligatory and the rest of the Dark Forest to the Sea.
• The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
  • The LPW Hotel - Also in current disuse.
• The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
  • The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
  • Mal's Ice Palace - Malachy lives here.
  • Kepiena's "Castle" - A house built in a cloud. Fliers welcome.
• The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
  • Dimitri's Citadel - It's Dimitri's home.
  • Fort Darkforest - Ajac's fortification in the Dark Forest.
  • Lake Obligatory - The obligatory spooky lake. Very spooky. Also, contains:
    • Various Islands
    • Vieux Island - The largest island in the Lake, recently renamed by Ajac, who is putting a large Mansioned estate there, along with a settlement of refugees from Ser's homeworld.
• The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
  • The Nyanthisa Estate - A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
• The Valley - Nice place, contains Ser's house.
  • Ser's House - May contain Ser and/or Seri.
• The Meadow - Grassy field with lots of flowers and the occasional fairy.
  • Lily Pond - A pond with an accurately descriptive name. And frogs, you gotta have frogs.
• The Eighth Sea - Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
  • The Desert Island Base - Home and nest of Shadow and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
  • The Misty Isles - Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
    • The Former Lair of The FRE - He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
• Outer Space
  • The Hammer o' Justice - Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and has enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere. Guests rather unwelcome, you may be scattered particles if you come without an invitation. Currently off-plane (see The Crossover Wars).
  • Lemur Station - Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
  • Sky's Nest - It's on (or rather, in) the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty), and their eggs.
  • The Evil Lair of Evil - Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
  • The Vile Lair of Evil - Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
  • The Good Lair of Good - Home of Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
  • Uranus - It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
• Elsewhere Castle - A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.