From Egs Mayhem

Real Name: Eric (or) Matthew (first and middle, whichever you prefer)

Birthday: July 18, 1984

Likes: Green, EGS, Justin/Susan pairing, TLW, singing, turning all the lights off at home and dancing to electronica by candlelight, crossdressing, guys, girls, my shiny new TF gun (thanks!).

Dislikes: Being cold, missing people, being alone, loud noises, being awake during the day, not being able to transform IRL.

Contents 1 Inventory 2 Space for Rent 3 Other Interests 4 Goals 5 Current RP

Inventory

• 1 TF Gun
• 1 six pack of unlabeled soda
• 1 dead fish
• 1 squirrel teddy
• 1 cookie wrapped in Nikolai's hair
• 1 30' tall Kuriboh-colored, animate, time traveling yoshi plushie, told that I am it's master.
• 1 plushie muffin. (Feed it to your plushie and it might take you time traveling!)
• 1 yard stick with two yards missing.
• 1 Monopoly yen.
• 3 strands of Nikolai's hair. LIMITED TIME ONLY!
• 1 improved ball of Ekiness
• 1 pair of shiny, bright, white-coloured sunglasses
• 1 fingernail from littlebeast
• 1 dusklight (flashlight, but creates shadow instead, likely through the use of destructive interference)
• 1 adorable feline
• 1 ball of yarn
• Infinite Scrolls of Doom-Ish
• 1 Pen
• X fingernails from Ganurath
• 5 fingernails from Angel Tekisei
• 1 claw of TheGreatYoshiRider
• Several stray strands of hair from twilightdusk
• Small vial of EkiEki saliva
• 1 stolen cookie
• Small vial of Cheez's blood

Indicates item to be used in creation of seyunolu.

Space for Rent

Other Interests

• RP (TT or LARP)
• Literature
• Music (any genre, there's redeeming value in all of them)
• World Domination

Goals

• To meet Dan at a con.
  • Maybe even beg him to teach me to draw.
  • Iffy, but maybe getting an EGS tattoo.
• World Domination.
  • Finding the perfect hat for Supreme Overlord of Earth.
  • Creating a working TF gun. <Being fast-tracked via a demonic duck of some sort.>
• Find true love.

Current RP

None yet.