Ciennas
From Egs Mayhem
Ciennas is not necesarily a bunny: For one thing, his ears are way too short. For another, he hasn't actually been very active in contributing to the original EGS forum, although he had made a questions thread that enjoyed about two weeks lifetime before being shot down. On second thought, he's a bunny... a very strange, longwinded bunny, but a bunny nonetheless
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Description
As a character, Ciennas is an advanced human mimicry robot, currently hanging around in a temporary shutdown in the Keenfans 2.01 RP. He was recently given upgrades from a demigod who was acting out a transformers fantasy at the time. No one is sure as to the extent of what these upgrades did to him, although he's fairly sure he'll be capable of firing energy blasts because of this. He has also incorporated various bits of TF technology into his armor, to improve his enjoyment of his tenure in the Mayhem world.
He also has just crashed (quite literally) into the burning plane crash thread. He blames his appearance on the use of a nuclear cherry bomb somewhere in page six, landing with an armor destroying crash in page nine. He was sent to investigate the cause of the explosion and to examine any side effects of the explosion.
As a real person, Ciennas prefers to spend his time on RP's and world building. He'd much rather let his posting speak for him though.
He would like to become a writer of stories, however his own lack of attention span may prove to make things difficult.
Active Characters
Ciennas of The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread
Cipher, Cyanide (Metal Gear Solid RP)
Dale the White Mage, Gem of Ages
Cameron, Transgenics RP 2.0
Future tense characters
Empty. They all started on me.
Semi-comatose characters
Empty. Either I'm playing them or I'm not.
Characters in Stasis
Shane, Avatar RP(Which apparently died on me when I wasn't watching. darn)
Ciennas, KeenFans RP 2.01 (described above)
Inventory
A standard Newbie Pack, Containing a dead fish, a six pack of unlabeled soda, a squirrel teddy, a TF gun, a cookie which should by all accounts be stale by now and yet somehow isn't, and an Emu, given to him by Squato.
All of these (Including the emu) can fit into the pack they came with, a stylish bag of Emuholding+8.
Things that EGS taught me
- It's common sense to spend as little time in Tedd's house as possible.
- Females can perform and are immune to hammerings, regardless of their natural gender.
- Never transform Susan without being prepared to be transformed into the exact same thing in retaliation.
- Pay Dan five bucks and you control the universe... when Dan's not home.
- Hair dyes cannot withstand transformation.
- NEVER, under any circumstances, introduce squirrel chicks to cotton candy espresso and dance music within five minutes of each other, unless you are prepared to deal with the consequences.
- By the same token, NEVER promise to feed eight teenagers with your own money, especially if you didn't set a spending limit.
- A T-shirt stating 'Human' is capable of fooling almost everyone in the vicinity into thinking you are one.
- By contrast, a hat stating 'Homo sapien' makes them think you are human and gay.
- Physics mean almost nothing when you combine magic users, anime style martial artists, mad scientists, and psychic alien-human hybrids in the same group.
- Goo is highly combustible, to the point of exploding. However, said goo is capable of breathing fire with no ill effects to itself.
- Never assume that the bath houses are unisex.
- Never insult a magic wielder, even if they are a long distance away. Somehow, you just know they will come after you, possibly with fairies.
- It is hard to look tough when you're using fairy powers.
- Physics teachers dislike magic users.
- Glowing is optional, unless you were never aware that you could do it in the first place.
- A demonic duck is an excellent distraction, unless union strikes or frat parties interfere. In which case, random cheesecake will do nicely in a pinch.
- Never kick a hedgehog-human hybrid in the nuts, especially when said hybrid is wielding a chain. Said hybrid is also much faster then you, in accordance with the Sonic effect.
- Cat nip is the ultimate stimulant... when you are using a cat form.
- Flashbacks will always show you the way to safety.
- Cut scenes will occur at random intervals, usually when there is a high chance for cheesecake.
Thing of the whenever
i have been roland, beowulf, achilles, gilgamesh; i have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold. i am a hero.
she has been nameless since our birth; a constant adversary, caring for nothing but my ruin, a sword drenched in my blood; forever my greatest and only love. she is the dark one; the enemy and lover without whom my very existence would be pathetic and vulgar. her eyes steam and boil in the night (she is fantastically beautiful yet i cannot stand the sight of her). our relationship is complex and perhaps eternal.
we met once in the garden, at the beginning of the world and unaware of our twin destinies (not the garden of Genesis, but another; forgotten, untended and now choked with weeds, unvisited except for ourselves). we matched stares across a dry fountain, and i recall her smiling at me before she devoured the lawn and trees with a translucent blue flame and tore flagstones from the path and hurled them into the sky screaming my sins.
our reunions there are epic battles fought without quarter, often in the dark as the moon is seldom visible and the sun never. i powder a granite monument in a soundless flash, showering the grass with molten drops of its gold inlay, sending smoking chips of stone skipping into the fog. she splinters an ancient oak with a force that takes my breath and hurls me to the ground. she leaves and i lie in the slow rain of burning slivers of wood, staring at the low, dark clouds, craving our next meeting.
-Author unknown. Kill Your Television, Terminal one, second message. Marathon:Durandal.
