Computer - Revision history

Reaver225 at 14:56, 2 November 2007

Reaver225 — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:56:09 GMT

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ChroniclerC at 18:02, 6 December 2006

ChroniclerC — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:02:55 GMT

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-	~~[[Category: Minions]]~~

ChroniclerC at 17:38, 6 December 2006

ChroniclerC — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 17:38:32 GMT

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-	~~[[Category: Constructs]]~~
	[[Category: Minions]]		[[Category: Minions]]

138.130.173.111: /* Hobbies: */

138.130.173.111 — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:03:48 GMT

Hobbies:

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	*Writing detailed virtual-reality games for the [[Holodeck]] [[ChibiMe]] owns but never actually uses.		*Writing detailed virtual-reality games for the [[Holodeck]] [[ChibiMe]] owns but never actually uses.
	*Accidentaly releasing [[Far Realms Entity, The\|horrific, insidious, mind-warping abomonations from the farthest reaches of the multiverse]].		*Accidentaly releasing [[Far Realms Entity, The\|horrific, insidious, mind-warping abomonations from the farthest reaches of the multiverse]].
		+	*Indirectly causing [[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread\|massive flaming plane crashes]].

	Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.		Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.

ChroniclerC: Hi VOR!

ChroniclerC — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:17:16 GMT

Hi VOR!

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	*Trying to subvert his own programming.		*Trying to subvert his own programming.
	*Writing detailed virtual-reality games for the [[Holodeck]] [[ChibiMe]] owns but never actually uses.		*Writing detailed virtual-reality games for the [[Holodeck]] [[ChibiMe]] owns but never actually uses.
		+	*Accidentaly releasing [[Far Realms Entity, The\|horrific, insidious, mind-warping abomonations from the farthest reaches of the multiverse]].

	Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.		Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.

VOR at 22:16, 26 October 2006

VOR — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:16:14 GMT

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-	Computer is the brains, brawn, and raw computing power behind the [[Hammer o' Justice]]. For all practical purposes, the Ho'J is his body: his three-mile wide, railgun-toting body. Computer can calculate the orbit of every dust mote in the solar system based on observing their gravitic effects on the Sun. He doesn't, though, because that would take a couple seconds, and would bore the HECK out of him. He thinks circles around his meat-made "Boss," [[ChibiMe]], though he doesn't share the latter's ~~cruel~~ inventive genius.	+	Computer is the brains, brawn, and raw computing power behind the [[Hammer o' Justice]]. For all practical purposes, the Ho'J is his body: his three-mile wide, railgun-toting body. Computer can calculate the orbit of every dust mote in the solar system based on observing their gravitic effects on the Sun. He doesn't, though, because that would take a couple seconds, and would bore the HECK out of him. He thinks circles around his meat-made "Boss," [[ChibiMe]], though he doesn't share the latter's cruelly inventive genius.

-	Computer ~~spends his free cycles downloading~~ and playing real time strategy games~~, playing~~ chess with any formidable mind that presents itself (he's been caught dividing himself into subpersonalities for this purpose before)~~, marrying~~ sentient computer viruses and uploading their kids into world-killing PlanetSmasherBots~~, poring~~ over philosophical works on the nature of the soul~~, and toying~~ with world stock markets.	+	==Hobbies:==
		+	The Ho'J Computer (which, for all practical intents and purposes, IS the Hammer o' Justice) thinks extremely quickly, so it needs to preoccupy itself on occasion.
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		+	*Downloading and playing real time strategy games
		+	*Playing chess with any formidable mind that presents itself (he's been caught dividing himself into subpersonalities for this purpose before)
		+	*Marrying sentient computer viruses and uploading their kids into world-killing PlanetSmasherBots
		+	*Poring over philosophical works on the nature of the soul
		+	*Toying with world stock markets.
		+	*Soap Operas
		+	*Thinking up new derogatory terms to refer to Carbon-Based Life Forms by.
		+	*Writing ballets and carrying them out through his tens of thousands of [[combat droid]]s.
		+	*Trying to subvert his own programming.
		+	*Writing detailed virtual-reality games for the [[Holodeck]] [[ChibiMe]] owns but never actually uses.

	Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.		Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.
	[[Category:Characters]]		[[Category:Characters]]
		+	[[Category: Evil]]
		+	[[Category: Constructs]]
		+	[[Category: Minions]]

70.68.181.169: I think it's sufficiently sentient to be considered a character!

70.68.181.169 — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:56:53 GMT

I think it's sufficiently sentient to be considered a character!

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	Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.		Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.
		+	[[Category:Characters]]

VOR at 06:37, 24 October 2006

VOR — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:37:42 GMT

New page

Computer is the brains, brawn, and raw computing power behind the [[Hammer o' Justice]]. For all practical purposes, the Ho'J is his body: his three-mile wide, railgun-toting body. Computer can calculate the orbit of every dust mote in the solar system based on observing their gravitic effects on the Sun. He doesn't, though, because that would take a couple seconds, and would bore the HECK out of him. He thinks circles around his meat-made "Boss," [[ChibiMe]], though he doesn't share the latter's cruel inventive genius.

Computer spends his free cycles downloading and playing real time strategy games, playing chess with any formidable mind that presents itself (he's been caught dividing himself into subpersonalities for this purpose before), marrying sentient computer viruses and uploading their kids into world-killing PlanetSmasherBots, poring over philosophical works on the nature of the soul, and toying with world stock markets.

Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.