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Joshamuffin

Joshamuffin — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:56:12 GMT

Joshamuffin: /* Special Alt. */

=== Profile ===

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Name: Joshamuffin

Formerly: N/A

Avatar: [[Image: JoshamuffinAvi.png]]

Link to Profile: [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=507 http://digibutter.nerr.biz/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=507]

Joined: 12 Jun 2007

E-mail: [mailto:joshamuffin2@hotmail.com joshamuffin2@hotmail.com]

Location: MIZZOURI

Relationships: rawrskey and Joshamuffin are Super special awesome friends.

Shop: [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/shop_users_view.php?shop=50 Click Here[[Image: UAN.png]]]

Record coins: 510+

Intrests: Programming.

=== Random Stuff ===

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Josh gives out the internet every time he reaches an increment of 100 coins.

Josh uses "BLANK SPACE" for extra characters.

Josh is awesome.

Josh has never changed his name.

Josh's avatar is his original one.

Josh hangs out in "General" and "Roleplay Off-Topic" because they are awesome.

Josh runs the local [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/shop_users_view.php?shop=50 UAN store.[[Image: UAN.png]]]

UAN means Useful American Novelties.

Josh has never changed the theme in his store.

Josh is HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one --17:42, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

This is the Random Stuff section.

=== Alternate Characters ===

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==== Paper ====

[[Image:Paper.PNG]]

Paper can't eat or do anything that requires human organs. He can access any info that was written on any sheet of paper in the world. He says he would know because they wrote it on him.

==== Poorly Made Fan Character ====

[[Image:PMFC.png]]

PMFC is original! He can overcome anything with his awesome stuff! And his punctuation is always exclamation points! Because he's original!

==== G-Bot Model 2 ====

[[Image:Gbot2.gif]]

====== 2.0 ======

"\\ACTION\\ G-Bot 2.0 is now online.

\\ACTION\\ Initiating speech processors.

>STATEMENT> I am G-Bot 2.0.

>> I will kill your children.

>CORRECTION> I am child friendly.

>STATEMENT> I can access any information accessable by the internetwork.

>QUESTION> Now will there be any part of you I can sever?

>CORRECTION> Now is there any information I can access?

\\ACTION\\ Terminating speech."

2.0 is loosely based on HK-47 (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic character). Anything verbal is declared by >THESE THINGS>. Anything non-verbal is declared by \\THESE THINGS\\. It never uses any shortened versions of words.

====== 2.1 ======

"\\WARNING\\ G-Bot Model 2 update found.

\\\\ G-Bot Model 2 update is "2.1".

\\ACTION\\ Downloading G-Bot Model 2 update.

\\ACTION\\ Initiating G-Bot Model 2 update.

\\ACTION\\ G-Bot 2.0 is now offline.

...

\\G-Bot 2.1 online.\\

>Hi, I'm G-Bot 2.1. My software is more efficient than 2.0. 2.0's attempt did not fail. Denying that fact is godmodding. Anyways, I will now complete requests.>

\\Loading Maxis Network. Searching data. Emailing data.\\

>Request complete.>"

The 2.1 update was recently released for the 2.0 model. The more efficient 2.1 was already being sold, but the update just recently became availible. The disadvantage to the software download is that the 2.1 model is being built with an on-board Scanning Electron Microscope. It is unavailible with the download. Every 2.1 model has a bad glitch in the system, so that it reboots periodicly. 2.15 will soon be released so that the glitch is fixed. The reboot is a response to "\\" or ">" being skipped, which could cause a major malfunction.

"[quote="Baby Francis"]AM I CUTE?[/quote]

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Reading input...\\

>You are not cute. Children need to be exterminated!

Preparing blasters... Compl-rebooting...\\

\\G-bot 2.1 is now onliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... WARNING: Fatal error found. Exiting topic...\\"

2.1, violent? Violence was never before evidenced in this system.

====== 2.15 ======

"\\Reading inpu-WARNING: Update 2.15 found. Downloading update... Completed. Installing... Completed. Rebooting...\\

\\G-Bot 2.15-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-WARNING: Fatal error found. Reconfiguring to 2.1...\\

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Reading input.\\

>It needs moar description.>

\\Standing by...\\"

What happened to 2.15? It sank. There was an even more fatal error in the system that caused it to crash immediately. 2.2 is supposed to be more promising...

====== 2.16 ======

"\\Readi- WARNING! Update 2.16 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...\\

...

[G-Bot Hack 2.16 is now online.]

[Reading input...]

[Speech processors now online.]

<Do a barrel roll! Press Z or R twi-Press Z or R twi-Press Z or R twi-Press Z or R twi-WARNING! Fatal error found.]

[Reconfiguring to last working configuration...]

...

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Reading input...\\

>Do a barrel roll! Press Z or R twice!>

\\Standing by...\\"

An unexpected update came through a couple days after 2.15 was released. It was named "G-Bot Hack 2.16." For its short life, it was evident that separate commands had to go on a new line and they were marked by [] as opposed to \\\\. Also >> was replaced with <>. The source of the hack is unknown.

====== 2.17 ======

"\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. WARNING: Update 2.17 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...\\

...

[G-Bo-Bot H-Hack 2.17-7 is n-now online-line.]

[R-Recei-ceiving me-me-messsssssage.]

[Ssssspeech-eech pro-processorsssssss n-now online-ine.]

<Thi-This is-is Ha-Hack-Bot-ot Cor-cor-corporatio-ion.>

<Goo-Google R-Robot-oticssss c-c-completely-ly sssscr-crewed u-u-up the c-c-code.>

<Do-d-do n-n-not t-t-trust-t-t-them.>

<T-T-They lllllllllllllllllie-ie.>

<nowiki><B-B-Bye-ye.></nowiki>

[R-R-Rever-r-t-ting b-b-gack-ack-ack t-to 2-2.1-1...]

...

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. WARNING: Unknown save data found. Scanning for a virus... Complete. No viruses found.

Did I-rebooting...\\

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. WARNING: Unknown save data found. Scanning for a virus... Complete. No viruses found.\\

>Did I miss something?>

\\Standing by...\\"

Hack Bot Corporation? Looks like they coded it better than the last one. It Ssssstu-tu-tud-d-er-r-r-rssssss alot though. But what was meant by Google Robotics lying? Maybe the hacker will come back in the future. Hack Bot Corporation aparently didn't leave any viruses. Also, what is taking 2.2 so long?

====== 2.5 ======

"\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Receiving message...\\
>Joshamuffin: The re-WARNING! Update 2.5 wound. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...\\

...

[G-Bot 2.5 is now online. Receiving 2 message(s)...]

{Google Robotics: We apologize for never releasing 2.2. We decided to take G-Bot Model 2 to the next level. We now release for you to behold 2.5. You will find he has many new features, such as an animal language translator. We now leave you to discover the treasure that is G-Bot...}

{Joshamuffin: The reason I haven't been active for the last few days is because I was going heavy on the videogames. I got Mario Strikers Charged. That is what is keeping me from my wonderful public. I hope to see you all soon.}

<What a lazy a- *shot*

Ow... Anyways, now I'm AWSUM. I can do a lot more things. I'll make an official animal language translator topic in a sec. So welcome Joshy-boi while you can. Or else you will toast toast.>"

G-Bot using memes? That's a powerful robot. And an [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/viewtopic.php?t=24205 animal translator] too? Simply amazing.

====== 2.51 ======

"[Reading...]

<Most of my features are hidden. My main upgrade is no bugs. A popular upgrade is the animal language taranslator. Use its services in its official topic.>

[Waiti-WARNING: Upgrade 2.51 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...]

...

[G-Bot 2.51 is online. Receiving message...]

{Hack Bot Corporation: Like we said earlier... Do not trust Google Robotics... They lie... You will find that out in the future...}

[Reverting back to 2.5...]

...

[Reading...]

<Most of my features are hidden. My main upgrade is no bugs. A popular upgrade is the animal language taranslator. Use its services in its official topic.>

[Waiting...]"

Hack Bots again? I wonder what's for dinner. Erm... I mean I wonder what they meant. Still, I wonder why Google Robotics hasn't made a response message.

====== 2.52 ======

"[G-Bot 2.5 is online. Getting message...]

{Google Robotics: After weeks of hard labor, our newest model of G-Bot will look lik-WARNING: Update 2.52 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...]

...

[G-Bot 2.52 is online. Getting message...]

{Hack Bot Corporation: Heh heh. Okay, I admit, I just wanted to block a major transmission. However, I promise you that there was some false info in there. Do not trust them.}

[Erasing transmission from "Google Robotics"... Complete. Reverting to previous configuration...]

...

[G-Bot 2.5 is online.]

<And that's what it looks like! So... what do you think of the new model?>

[Waiting...]"

No info? Aww...

==== G-Bot Model F ====

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[[Image:Gbot_f.gif]]

This is basicly a skin of G-Bot Model 2. In use during 2.5.

==== G-Bot Model 3 ====

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G-Bot 2.1 received a message to inquire about what Model 3 should look like. [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/viewtopic.php?t=22964 Click Here.]

=== Special Alt. ===
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[[Image:137PM.png]]

This is "1:37 PM". It is a joke for only those who can figure out the riddle that is it's name. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.

Joshamuffin

Joshamuffin — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:55:48 GMT

Joshamuffin:

=== Profile ===

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Name: Joshamuffin

Formerly: N/A

Avatar: [[Image: JoshamuffinAvi.png]]

Link to Profile: [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=507 http://digibutter.nerr.biz/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=507]

Joined: 12 Jun 2007

E-mail: [mailto:joshamuffin2@hotmail.com joshamuffin2@hotmail.com]

Location: MIZZOURI

Relationships: rawrskey and Joshamuffin are Super special awesome friends.

Shop: [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/shop_users_view.php?shop=50 Click Here[[Image: UAN.png]]]

Record coins: 510+

Intrests: Programming.

=== Random Stuff ===

----

Josh gives out the internet every time he reaches an increment of 100 coins.

Josh uses "BLANK SPACE" for extra characters.

Josh is awesome.

Josh has never changed his name.

Josh's avatar is his original one.

Josh hangs out in "General" and "Roleplay Off-Topic" because they are awesome.

Josh runs the local [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/shop_users_view.php?shop=50 UAN store.[[Image: UAN.png]]]

UAN means Useful American Novelties.

Josh has never changed the theme in his store.

Josh is HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one --17:42, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

This is the Random Stuff section.

=== Alternate Characters ===

----

==== Paper ====

[[Image:Paper.PNG]]

Paper can't eat or do anything that requires human organs. He can access any info that was written on any sheet of paper in the world. He says he would know because they wrote it on him.

==== Poorly Made Fan Character ====

[[Image:PMFC.png]]

PMFC is original! He can overcome anything with his awesome stuff! And his punctuation is always exclamation points! Because he's original!

==== G-Bot Model 2 ====

[[Image:Gbot2.gif]]

====== 2.0 ======

"\\ACTION\\ G-Bot 2.0 is now online.

\\ACTION\\ Initiating speech processors.

>STATEMENT> I am G-Bot 2.0.

>> I will kill your children.

>CORRECTION> I am child friendly.

>STATEMENT> I can access any information accessable by the internetwork.

>QUESTION> Now will there be any part of you I can sever?

>CORRECTION> Now is there any information I can access?

\\ACTION\\ Terminating speech."

2.0 is loosely based on HK-47 (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic character). Anything verbal is declared by >THESE THINGS>. Anything non-verbal is declared by \\THESE THINGS\\. It never uses any shortened versions of words.

====== 2.1 ======

"\\WARNING\\ G-Bot Model 2 update found.

\\\\ G-Bot Model 2 update is "2.1".

\\ACTION\\ Downloading G-Bot Model 2 update.

\\ACTION\\ Initiating G-Bot Model 2 update.

\\ACTION\\ G-Bot 2.0 is now offline.

...

\\G-Bot 2.1 online.\\

>Hi, I'm G-Bot 2.1. My software is more efficient than 2.0. 2.0's attempt did not fail. Denying that fact is godmodding. Anyways, I will now complete requests.>

\\Loading Maxis Network. Searching data. Emailing data.\\

>Request complete.>"

The 2.1 update was recently released for the 2.0 model. The more efficient 2.1 was already being sold, but the update just recently became availible. The disadvantage to the software download is that the 2.1 model is being built with an on-board Scanning Electron Microscope. It is unavailible with the download. Every 2.1 model has a bad glitch in the system, so that it reboots periodicly. 2.15 will soon be released so that the glitch is fixed. The reboot is a response to "\\" or ">" being skipped, which could cause a major malfunction.

"[quote="Baby Francis"]AM I CUTE?[/quote]

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Reading input...\\

>You are not cute. Children need to be exterminated!

Preparing blasters... Compl-rebooting...\\

\\G-bot 2.1 is now onliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... WARNING: Fatal error found. Exiting topic...\\"

2.1, violent? Violence was never before evidenced in this system.

====== 2.15 ======

"\\Reading inpu-WARNING: Update 2.15 found. Downloading update... Completed. Installing... Completed. Rebooting...\\

\\G-Bot 2.15-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-WARNING: Fatal error found. Reconfiguring to 2.1...\\

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Reading input.\\

>It needs moar description.>

\\Standing by...\\"

What happened to 2.15? It sank. There was an even more fatal error in the system that caused it to crash immediately. 2.2 is supposed to be more promising...

====== 2.16 ======

"\\Readi- WARNING! Update 2.16 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...\\

...

[G-Bot Hack 2.16 is now online.]

[Reading input...]

[Speech processors now online.]

<Do a barrel roll! Press Z or R twi-Press Z or R twi-Press Z or R twi-Press Z or R twi-WARNING! Fatal error found.]

[Reconfiguring to last working configuration...]

...

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Reading input...\\

>Do a barrel roll! Press Z or R twice!>

\\Standing by...\\"

An unexpected update came through a couple days after 2.15 was released. It was named "G-Bot Hack 2.16." For its short life, it was evident that separate commands had to go on a new line and they were marked by [] as opposed to \\\\. Also >> was replaced with <>. The source of the hack is unknown.

====== 2.17 ======

"\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. WARNING: Update 2.17 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...\\

...

[G-Bo-Bot H-Hack 2.17-7 is n-now online-line.]

[R-Recei-ceiving me-me-messsssssage.]

[Ssssspeech-eech pro-processorsssssss n-now online-ine.]

<Thi-This is-is Ha-Hack-Bot-ot Cor-cor-corporatio-ion.>

<Goo-Google R-Robot-oticssss c-c-completely-ly sssscr-crewed u-u-up the c-c-code.>

<Do-d-do n-n-not t-t-trust-t-t-them.>

<T-T-They lllllllllllllllllie-ie.>

<nowiki><B-B-Bye-ye.></nowiki>

[R-R-Rever-r-t-ting b-b-gack-ack-ack t-to 2-2.1-1...]

...

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. WARNING: Unknown save data found. Scanning for a virus... Complete. No viruses found.

Did I-rebooting...\\

\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. WARNING: Unknown save data found. Scanning for a virus... Complete. No viruses found.\\

>Did I miss something?>

\\Standing by...\\"

Hack Bot Corporation? Looks like they coded it better than the last one. It Ssssstu-tu-tud-d-er-r-r-rssssss alot though. But what was meant by Google Robotics lying? Maybe the hacker will come back in the future. Hack Bot Corporation aparently didn't leave any viruses. Also, what is taking 2.2 so long?

====== 2.5 ======

"\\G-Bot 2.1 is now online. Receiving message...\\
>Joshamuffin: The re-WARNING! Update 2.5 wound. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...\\

...

[G-Bot 2.5 is now online. Receiving 2 message(s)...]

{Google Robotics: We apologize for never releasing 2.2. We decided to take G-Bot Model 2 to the next level. We now release for you to behold 2.5. You will find he has many new features, such as an animal language translator. We now leave you to discover the treasure that is G-Bot...}

{Joshamuffin: The reason I haven't been active for the last few days is because I was going heavy on the videogames. I got Mario Strikers Charged. That is what is keeping me from my wonderful public. I hope to see you all soon.}

<What a lazy a- *shot*

Ow... Anyways, now I'm AWSUM. I can do a lot more things. I'll make an official animal language translator topic in a sec. So welcome Joshy-boi while you can. Or else you will toast toast.>"

G-Bot using memes? That's a powerful robot. And an [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/viewtopic.php?t=24205 animal translator] too? Simply amazing.

====== 2.51 ======

"[Reading...]

<Most of my features are hidden. My main upgrade is no bugs. A popular upgrade is the animal language taranslator. Use its services in its official topic.>

[Waiti-WARNING: Upgrade 2.51 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...]

...

[G-Bot 2.51 is online. Receiving message...]

{Hack Bot Corporation: Like we said earlier... Do not trust Google Robotics... They lie... You will find that out in the future...}

[Reverting back to 2.5...]

...

[Reading...]

<Most of my features are hidden. My main upgrade is no bugs. A popular upgrade is the animal language taranslator. Use its services in its official topic.>

[Waiting...]"

Hack Bots again? I wonder what's for dinner. Erm... I mean I wonder what they meant. Still, I wonder why Google Robotics hasn't made a response message.

====== 2.52 ======

"[G-Bot 2.5 is online. Getting message...]

{Google Robotics: After weeks of hard labor, our newest model of G-Bot will look lik-WARNING: Update 2.52 found. Downloading... Complete. Installing... Complete. Rebooting...]

...

[G-Bot 2.52 is online. Getting message...]

{Hack Bot Corporation: Heh heh. Okay, I admit, I just wanted to block a major transmission. However, I promise you that there was some false info in there. Do not trust them.}

[Erasing transmission from "Google Robotics"... Complete. Reverting to previous configuration...]

...

[G-Bot 2.5 is online.]

<And that's what it looks like! So... what do you think of the new model?>

[Waiting...]"

No info? Aww...

==== G-Bot Model F ====

----

[[Image:Gbot_f.gif]]

This is basicly a skin of G-Bot Model 2. In use during 2.5.

==== G-Bot Model 3 ====

----

G-Bot 2.1 received a message to inquire about what Model 3 should look like. [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/viewtopic.php?t=22964 Click Here.]

=== Special Alt. ===

[[Image:137PM.png]]

This is "1:37 PM". It is a joke for only those who can figure out the riddle that is it's name. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.

File:137PM.png

Joshamuffin — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:55:21 GMT

Joshamuffin: Special alt of Joshamuffin.

Special alt of Joshamuffin.

Joshamuffin

Joshamuffin — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:50:41 GMT

Joshamuffin: /* Profile */

The Digipocalypse

Joshamuffin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:20:41 GMT

Joshamuffin:

== In the Beginning.... ==
The RP Off-Topic forum thrived with activity, randomness and hilarity. All members co-existed together peacefully, conflicts were minimal, posts were plentiful and new RP Characters spawned every day. It seemed as if nothing could corrupt the great RP Off-topic....however, on that 3rd day of October, 2007, a huge conflict would erupt that changed the entire outlook of Digibutter...forever....

== Without Warning... ==
Late into the 3rd day of October, 2007, Popple, renowned moderator for being IC ( In-Character ), stickied an unnerving topic in the unaware RP Off-Topic. The entire forum was shocked at the warning notice hanging above their heads. Many ignored the notcie, until, disaster struck...

The new law was, that any topics that were not in character, or related to the Role-Play Off-Topic section (RPOT) were moved away to Off-Topic, and the topic creator received a strike.

The rule was enforced and impacted into the RP Off-Topic causing a massive earthquake to erupt, hurtling topics in random directions....the conflict had begun...

== The Conflict ==
At first, a few members agree'd and supported this rule. However, this all changed when the new law was enforced... Many members struck out by making intentionally rule-breaking topics. Popple, the mod who made the rule and disrespected the other mods and even worse, Francis, by not taking their opinions into consideration, struck those members down by giving them strikes. The members sat powerless while their friends and foes were being jail'd right before their eyes. A few members were literally asking to be jail'd. All of digibutter seemed to be doomed to be in jail. Until a hero arose among the powers of Digibutter.

== The Hero ==
Who was the hero? Who struck Popple down? Was it the all-powerful Francis? The influential Francine? The great Mario of Plastic? TSSG3? The influential Chaos Dimentio? Did Mister I come back? Nay. None of them saved Digibutter. The man who saved the day was the very man who destroyed it. Popple, with his own hand, chained himself to jail. The very source of the destruction destroyed itself. The conflict created resolution.

== The Scars ==
With such a great conflict, some scars needed time to heal. The ones who Popple chained to his final resting place were forced to stay for ''YEARS ON END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one''<nowiki>*</nowiki> People begged the mods and Francis to jail them to so they could be with their loved ones again.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>''A few days.

The Digipocalypse

Joshamuffin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:00:27 GMT

Joshamuffin: /* Without Warning... */

The Digipocalypse

Joshamuffin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:58:30 GMT

Joshamuffin: /* The Conflict */

The Digipocalypse

Joshamuffin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:50:01 GMT

Joshamuffin: /* Without Warning... */

Card games were very popular at one point. People were fighting over who had the right to sell cards. Nobody got anywhere.

One of the most successful card salesman was Whacka. He announced one day that he was going to discontinue making cards because of school. Joshamuffin took over the cards with his permission. [http://digibutter.nerr.biz/viewtopic.php?t=18121 Whacka Doo! Card inc. is here.]

Fads

Joshamuffin — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:49:01 GMT

Joshamuffin — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:45:35 GMT

Joshamuffin: /* Emos */

== Origins ==

After being gone for a week due to family matter, member Popple had an idea. This idea was that SeeSaws were awesome. Having just heard that RP alts could be made, he devised iFReaKiNLoVeSEeSaWSMaN!. Originally intending it to just be a one day joke, the support for SeeSaws soon grew rapidly. Even Francis declared it to be an alt of epic proportions. And thus SeeSaws came to be.

== SeeSaw Man ==

Though many confuse iFReaKiNLoVeSEeSaWSMaN! to be SeeSaw Man, this is in fact untrue. Not much is truly known about SeeSaw Man, even if he is real or fictitious. What we do know is that he is a super being of epic proportions. He spends his days fighting off emos who cut themselves and haters as SeeSaws as well as being completely awesome. It is also known you will never be as cool as him and he has more friends than you.

[[http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9689/seesawszm4.png]]

== Saws & The SeeSawrmy ==

Saw is the term for a member of the SeeSawrmy, because no one is truly cool enough to be a SeeSaw. Members of the SeeSawrmy wear sigs that say "I Support SeeSaws." Those who do not have this sig but still support SeeSaws are sometimes considered members as well. No one really knows what this group does besides owning n00bs who don't appreciate SeeSaws and being awesome, but at the end of the day, maybe that's enough. On a side note, the only actual military ranks in the SeeSawrmy are General and Cadet. General of course being reserved for the Seeiest of the Saws.

[[http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/333/4supportqa0.png]]

== SeeSaw Terminology ==

SeeSaw:
This is something that is completely awesome and indescribable aside from it's name. That is really all that needs to be said, isn't it?

Freakin:
Freakin is not used as a good or bad adjective in SeeSaw terms. It merely stresses the something of something. So if you "Freakin Suck" that probably means you are an emo and an alcoholic. But if you are "Freakin Awesome" that probably means you are into SeeSaws and other cool stuff. Simple, yes?

404:
The most important number to SeeSaws. Because really, if you have found SeeSaws do you really need to find anything else?

SeeSawed:
A SeeSaw equivalent to "Owned" or "Pwned", not that they don't use these words. If you are SeeSawed that means you probably got owned pretty hard and probably don' like SeeSaw, are an emo, or all of the above.

SeeSawrd:
A Saw's sword. The most important piece of equipment a member of the SeeSawrmy can have, except for maybe a SeeSaw of course. It is also used in expression much in the way as SeeSawed, sometimes being said as SeeSawrded. As well, the plural forum is usually spelled with a Z because everyone knowz that makez wordz cooler.

== SeeSaw Speech ==

SeeSaws have a very awesome way of speaking. Let's start with the basics. All awesome words are usually capitalized when a Saw wants the word's awesomeness to be truly awesome. Something like this.

"SEESAWS!"

Though "Freakin" is almost always added to this, since it makes things awesome as well. So here is a correcter example.

"FREAKIN SEESAWS!"

Another important thing to remember is that Saws don't add periods to the end of sentences when talking in awesome. Let's take a look.

"SEESAWS ARE AWESOME"

As we can see an exclamation mark would normally be used here since we are talking about SeeSaws, but for the purposes of this lesson we will let it slide. Let's look at another example.

"SEESAWS ARE AWESOME. LIKE TOTALLY"

When a Saw has more than one sentence in his speech, he adds a period to the first one to signify it ending but doesn't add one to the last sentence because it's awesome that way. Now let's put everything we have learned together. This last sentence will be very awesome, so all caps.

"YOU ARE AN IDIOT. SEESAWS ARE FREAKIN AWESOME! YOU SUCK FOR NOT LIKING THEM"

On an interesting note, iFReaKiNLoVeSEeSaWSMaN usually always talks with caps like in the last sentence because that is how he rolls. And with that our lesson is over.

== Emos ==

Emos are those who openly oppose the awesomeness of SeeSaw. This is mostly due to them having no friends and cutting themselves because they think their life sucks but in reality they are just living in denial. iFReaKiNLoVeSEeSaWSMaN! gives the special treatment to the biggest emos and spends the next several minutes making a flash about how much they fail. Currently the only major emo is Nastasia and that flash can be viewed from the link below.

[http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seesaw1nw9.swf Nastasia Flash]

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