Go into The Trailer Park, a dirt cheap brothel?
From Create Your Own Story
Unfortunately, you don’t have much cash on you, so your only option is to head for The Trailer Park, which is pretty much the Burger Place of the Red Light District. Just like that establishment, the Trailer Park is kind of gross, but beggars can’t be choosers.
The Trailer Park used to be a shitty Chinese restaurant years ago, and the stains and smells have still not been cleaned up. You wrinkle your nose as you walk in the building. It smells like a wet fart, but you can handle it so long as you can get your dick wet.
You approach the podium where the Madame is standing and writing in a ledger. She’s full-blown trailer trash with red eye-liner, white-powdered cheeks, and red lipstick. For attire, she wears a tight Confederate flag t-shirt, Daisy Duke pants, and brown leather boots. Her hair is done sort of like a bee’s nest, but it moves downward into curly locks. She’s chewing gum, and she looks pretty bored. So yes, she does look like Peggy Bundy from Married With Children.
The Madame notices you. “Can I help you?” she purrs.
You reply:
- "I’d like to get my dick wet, please!"
- "You! Me! Fuck! Now!"
- "Sorry, I think I'm in the wrong place."
- "Can I get a job here?"
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
